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Inziladun · 06-03-2012, 02:57 PM

Legolas and the Balrog:

Man, those 60's singer-songwriter duos really got out of hand.

Mithalwen · 06-03-2012, 05:47 PM

May be more current indiepop competing with Florence and the Machine? Legolas can't bear anyone having more striking hair than him...

Inziladun · 07-05-2012, 02:36 PM

Ask a stupid question:

If a spammer posts a link and no one clicks on it, does it really exist?

Galadriel55 · 07-09-2012, 05:02 PM

What the heck? Morrannon - What the heck? A black gate

Inziladun · 07-19-2012, 01:26 PM

Mysterious Beings?

I think these qualify.

Galadriel55 · 07-19-2012, 04:18 PM

Did Denethor see Frodo captured in the Palantir? Frodo, being a hobbit, is naturally shorter than you and I, but I never thought he is small enough to be captured in a palantir...

Nerwen · 07-26-2012, 08:55 AM

Old man willow... ♩♩♬ "...Dat Ol' man willow/He must know somethin'/But don't say nothin'..."

Gandalf on a white Mumak? Hey, smoke enough pipeweed, and you'll see far wilder things than that!

A few questions about Gandalf not fighting Sauron "Have you ever not fought Sauron?" asked Gandalf. "Well, it was like that."

"The Dark Fire Will Not Avail You" It will so! Nyaah!

Inziladun · 08-03-2012, 01:05 PM

Sewers/toilets in middle-earth?

Ask Saruman about the Ring of Isengard.

Also, elves can't do everything in the woods!

Mithalwen · 08-04-2012, 02:32 PM

Did I wrote this right in Quenya? I'm guessing no..

Galadriel55 · 08-11-2012, 07:22 AM

Rings of Power talk! Really? Can I listen to them talk?

Inziladun · 08-14-2012, 08:28 PM

One Thing That I Think Tolkien Did Wrong and Jackson Did Right

Carelessly dumb down his product in the interest of popular appeal and its concomitant money stream?

Galadriel55 · 08-19-2012, 08:43 AM

Where's the Guestbook?!?!?!?!?!?! Wasn't it just here?!?!?!?!?!?!

what if Sam had kept the ring?!!!!! Frodo wouldn't have it!!!!!

I'm so happieeeeee.......... reallieeeeee?.................

Weird No, just abnormal.

Help me name a Cat....PLEASE Sure, name him that. Please is a nice name.

how do the nazgul track the one ring? Ever heard of GPSs?

Here's Eol Oh, good thing you've found him!

Hobbit Hair! What happened to Legolas?

Morthoron · 08-19-2012, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

how do the nazgul track the one ring? Ever heard of GPSs?

GPS? In this instance, does that stand for Gollum's Precious Search?

Galadriel55 · 08-22-2012, 06:44 PM

Aragorn and Arwen Are NOT RELATED I know, yeah? Two completely unrelated things. Glorfindel, however...

Nerwen · 08-28-2012, 07:20 AM

did anyone else find the silmaillion very confusing –not as confusing as spelling it, apparently...

OOC But this questoin has been gnawing at me..... –No! Kill the mini-Balrog, before it eats you alive!

A little tought –Kill that, too! It's in league with the questoin!

Glaladriel Evil? –Ooo yes. Clearly Galadriel's evil twin

Why does everyone descriminate against people who use there imagination? –In the matter of spelling? Well, you see, it's fun...

Nerwen · 08-29-2012, 08:10 AM

explain dwarves –Short people. There.

Sauron's age –Tch, tch. Didn't anyone tell you it's very rude to ask a Maia's age?

What would Arwen's baby look like? –A baby.

Boromir: What would have happened if he didn't die? – Er... He would have lived?

Nerwen · 09-01-2012, 12:44 AM

The Moon! What Moon?! That one. Up in the sky. See?

Are you a better person? –Than you? Definitely!

Feanor Self-Important? –Nah, he was a model of humility. Everyone knows that.

Female Nazgûl??? –Well, I was "Khamûlia" in a WW game once. Does that count?

Is there any hope of redemption ...? For us? Nope, we're all hopeless geeks.

Nerwen · 09-05-2012, 05:31 AM

Why don't personality tests have *all* the characters in them? –I mean, who *wouldn't* want to write a quiz with several hundred possible results?

The seven dwarves? –Latest changes to the "Hobbit" production!

The Link between Tolkien, Peter Pan, and Star Wars... –Ah, I believe that would be "hand-amputation".

Are Sauron and Jabba related? –Probably, knowing the Star Wars EU...

Melkor and Sauron's goal –What are you talking about? They weren't even on the same team in the Arda Cup!

Was the One Ring destroyed? –No. No, no, no, no, no. This absolutely definitely did not happen. Why do you ask?

Half-orcs? Redeemable? –Only half of them.

Where did all the goblins go? "♪ ♫...Long time pa-assing... Where did all the goblins go...? Long time ago..."

Were hobbits originally entwives? –I think I'll let this one speak for itself.

Inziladun · 09-11-2012, 02:27 PM

legolas's hair:

Sam devoured it in Ithilien! Oh..never mind. Bloody homonyms.

Inziladun · 09-11-2012, 08:45 PM

Ask a stupid question:

Did the Brandybucks take their name from inebriated deer?

Inziladun · 09-27-2012, 06:07 PM

Taters to Taters II:

The terrifying sequel, now playing at the Hardbottle 16! Also known as The Gamgee Horror.

Galadriel55 · 09-29-2012, 09:47 AM

Hobbit concerns.... How to steal mushrooms from Maggot's yard without being caught by his dogs?

Mithalwen · 10-01-2012, 08:59 PM

What did Boromir do in Rivendell? He came, he saw, he did a little shopping?

Inziladun · 10-06-2012, 08:54 PM

Interview With Bofur:

Hear the latest on Bombur's eating disorder, and what Bilbo Baggins really keeps in his pantry! Coming up at 9!

Inziladun · 10-08-2012, 03:03 PM

What did boromir do in rivendell?

Judging from the thread, he apparently complained about Arwen's presence and bad-mouthed Galadriel.

Inziladun · 10-13-2012, 01:10 PM

How did Frodo get his Mithril Coat back?

Mithril Coat Back was a common ailment in Middle-earth, like Smeagolus Bringsnicefishus (food poisoning), and (Gandalfus Uncloakus) (hysterical blindness).

Mithalwen · 10-13-2012, 01:25 PM

Snork. But surely the simple answer is that he kept his cloakroom ticket?

Belegorn · 10-15-2012, 03:46 PM

Well this is not quite what the OP had in mind in the start of his thread but I've got one of his threads for this because the title is so hilarious and here's my answer to it.

How hard and long was it, Aragorn? - Ask his doctor.

Inziladun · 10-22-2012, 04:33 PM

Why did Tolkien dislike Disney?

He had a precognitive dream of this.

Unforgiven · 10-23-2012, 12:36 PM

Werewolves, Vampires and other creatures?

All at once or one at a time....

Nerwen · 10-24-2012, 07:07 PM

Couldn't Sauron resurface in the future? –He could be on the internet right now! ARRRGH!!!!

Galadriel55 · 11-11-2012, 06:58 PM

Don't Die Laughing... - too late.

Morthoron · 11-11-2012, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Couldn't Sauron resurface in the future? –He could be on the internet right now! ARRRGH!!!!

I can attest that Sauron's trolls still exist on the Interwebs. It seems they've retained their guttural speech and still avoid the sun.

Galadriel55 · 12-15-2012, 02:13 PM

An Unexpected Journey, or the morning after - the solution to hangovers.

Inziladun · 12-15-2012, 05:07 PM

Arwen Vs. Galadriel

See the two fearsome females of the Eldar battle on a platform suspended above Beorn's giant beehives! Loser to leave Middle-earth by way of the Sea astride the Watcher in the Water.

Aganzir · 12-16-2012, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inziladun

Arwen Vs. Galadriel

See the two fearsome females of the Eldar battle on a platform suspended above Beorn's giant beehives! Loser to leave Middle-earth by way of the Sea astride the Watcher in the Water.

They should make an Epic Rap Battle of that!

Eönwë · 01-20-2013, 08:23 AM

Will The Hobbit do damage to the books?

Mine hasn't.

Nerwen · 02-05-2013, 08:00 PM

Sauron's hair colour -Move over, Legolas!

Inziladun · 02-05-2013, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Sauron's hair colour -Move over, Legolas!

Now available in Gorgoroth Gorgeous™ and Barad-dûr Blonde™.

Galadriel55 · 04-03-2013, 01:13 PM

Ask a stupid question - who's Sauron again?

06-03-2012, 02:57 PM	#121
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Legolas and the Balrog: Man, those 60's singer-songwriter duos really got out of hand. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

06-03-2012, 05:47 PM	#122
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,455	May be more current indiepop competing with Florence and the Machine? Legolas can't bear anyone having more striking hair than him... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-05-2012, 02:36 PM	#123
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Ask a stupid question: If a spammer posts a link and no one clicks on it, does it really exist? __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-09-2012, 05:02 PM	#124
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,376	What the heck? Morrannon - What the heck? A black gate __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

07-19-2012, 01:26 PM	#125
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Mysterious Beings? I think these qualify. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-19-2012, 04:18 PM	#126
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,376	Did Denethor see Frodo captured in the Palantir? Frodo, being a hobbit, is naturally shorter than you and I, but I never thought he is small enough to be captured in a palantir... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

07-26-2012, 08:55 AM	#127
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Old man willow... ♩♩♬ "...Dat Ol' man willow/He must know somethin'/But don't say nothin'..." Gandalf on a white Mumak? Hey, smoke enough pipeweed, and you'll see far wilder things than that! A few questions about Gandalf not fighting Sauron "Have you ever not fought Sauron?" asked Gandalf. "Well, it was like that." "The Dark Fire Will Not Avail You" It will so! Nyaah! __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

08-03-2012, 01:05 PM	#128
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Sewers/toilets in middle-earth? Ask Saruman about the Ring of Isengard. Also, elves can't do everything in the woods! __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

08-04-2012, 02:32 PM	#129
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,455	Did I wrote this right in Quenya? I'm guessing no.. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-11-2012, 07:22 AM	#130
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,376	Rings of Power talk! Really? Can I listen to them talk? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-14-2012, 08:28 PM	#131
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	One Thing That I Think Tolkien Did Wrong and Jackson Did Right Carelessly dumb down his product in the interest of popular appeal and its concomitant money stream? __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

08-19-2012, 08:43 AM	#132
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,376	Where's the Guestbook?!?!?!?!?!?! Wasn't it just here?!?!?!?!?!?! what if Sam had kept the ring?!!!!! Frodo wouldn't have it!!!!! I'm so happieeeeee.......... reallieeeeee?................. Weird No, just abnormal. Help me name a Cat....PLEASE Sure, name him that. Please is a nice name. how do the nazgul track the one ring? Ever heard of GPSs? Here's Eol Oh, good thing you've found him! Hobbit Hair! What happened to Legolas? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-22-2012, 06:44 PM	#134
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,376	Aragorn and Arwen Are NOT RELATED I know, yeah? Two completely unrelated things. Glorfindel, however... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-28-2012, 07:20 AM	#135
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Time for a themed post... did anyone else find the silmaillion very confusing –not as confusing as spelling it, apparently... OOC But this questoin has been gnawing at me..... –No! Kill the mini-Balrog, before it eats you alive! A little tought –Kill that, too! It's in league with the questoin! Glaladriel Evil? –Ooo yes. Clearly Galadriel's evil twin Why does everyone descriminate against people who use there imagination? –In the matter of spelling? Well, you see, it's fun... __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

08-29-2012, 08:10 AM	#136
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	explain dwarves –Short people. There. Sauron's age –Tch, tch. Didn't anyone tell you it's very rude to ask a Maia's age? What would Arwen's baby look like? –A baby. Boromir: What would have happened if he didn't die? – Er... He would have lived? __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

09-01-2012, 12:44 AM	#137
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	The Moon! What Moon?! That one. Up in the sky. See? Are you a better person? –Than you? Definitely! Feanor Self-Important? –Nah, he was a model of humility. Everyone knows that. Female Nazgûl??? –Well, I was "Khamûlia" in a WW game once. Does that count? Is there any hope of redemption ...? For us? Nope, we're all hopeless geeks. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

09-05-2012, 05:31 AM	#138
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Why yes, I'm bored... *Why don't personality tests have all* the characters in them?** –I mean, who wouldn't want to write a quiz with several hundred possible results? The seven dwarves? –Latest changes to the "Hobbit" production! The Link between Tolkien, Peter Pan, and Star Wars... –Ah, I believe that would be "hand-amputation". Are Sauron and Jabba related? –Probably, knowing the Star Wars EU... Melkor and Sauron's goal –What are you talking about? They weren't even on the same team in the Arda Cup! Was the One Ring destroyed? –No. No, no, no, no, no. This absolutely definitely did not happen. Why do you ask? Half-orcs? Redeemable? –Only half of them. Where did all the goblins go? "♪ ♫...Long time pa-assing... Where did all the goblins go...? Long time ago..." Were hobbits originally entwives? –I think I'll let this one speak for itself. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

09-11-2012, 02:27 PM	#139
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	legolas's hair: Sam devoured it in Ithilien! Oh..never mind. Bloody homonyms. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-11-2012, 08:45 PM	#140
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Ask a stupid question: Did the Brandybucks take their name from inebriated deer? __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-27-2012, 06:07 PM	#141
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Taters to Taters II: The terrifying sequel, now playing at the Hardbottle 16! Also known as The Gamgee Horror. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-29-2012, 09:47 AM	#142
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,376	Hobbit concerns.... How to steal mushrooms from Maggot's yard without being caught by his dogs? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-01-2012, 08:59 PM	#143
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,455	What did Boromir do in Rivendell? He came, he saw, he did a little shopping? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-06-2012, 08:54 PM	#144
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Interview With Bofur: Hear the latest on Bombur's eating disorder, and what Bilbo Baggins really keeps in his pantry! Coming up at 9! __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-08-2012, 03:03 PM	#145
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	What did boromir do in rivendell? Judging from the thread, he apparently complained about Arwen's presence and bad-mouthed Galadriel. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-13-2012, 01:10 PM	#146
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	How did Frodo get his Mithril Coat back? Mithril Coat Back was a common ailment in Middle-earth, like Smeagolus Bringsnicefishus (food poisoning), and (Gandalfus Uncloakus) (hysterical blindness). __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-13-2012, 01:25 PM	#147
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,455	Snork. But surely the simple answer is that he kept his cloakroom ticket? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-15-2012, 03:46 PM	#148
Belegorn Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Henneth Annûn, Ithilien Posts: 462	Well this is not quite what the OP had in mind in the start of his thread but I've got one of his threads for this because the title is so hilarious and here's my answer to it. How hard and long was it, Aragorn? - Ask his doctor. __________________ "For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment is - to live dangerously!" - G.S.; F. Nietzsche

10-22-2012, 04:33 PM	#149
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Why did Tolkien dislike Disney? He had a precognitive dream of this. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-23-2012, 12:36 PM	#150
Unforgiven Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 34	Werewolves, Vampires and other creatures? All at once or one at a time.... __________________ Out from the new day's mist We have come We shift, pulsing with the Earth... Company We keep Roaming the land while you... sleep

10-24-2012, 07:07 PM	#151
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Couldn't Sauron resurface in the future? –He could be on the internet right now! ARRRGH!!!! __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

11-11-2012, 06:58 PM	#152
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,376	Don't Die Laughing... - too late. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-15-2012, 02:13 PM	#154
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,376	An Unexpected Journey, or the morning after - the solution to hangovers. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-15-2012, 05:07 PM	#155
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Arwen Vs. Galadriel See the two fearsome females of the Eldar battle on a platform suspended above Beorn's giant beehives! Loser to leave Middle-earth by way of the Sea astride the Watcher in the Water. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

01-20-2013, 08:23 AM	#157
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Will The Hobbit do damage to the books? Mine hasn't. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-05-2013, 08:00 PM	#158
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Sauron's hair colour -Move over, Legolas! __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.