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06-22-2006, 03:35 PM | #121 |
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Saruman: I am the Barrow Wight hiding behind the door.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-22-2006, 03:40 PM | #122 |
Maundering Mage
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Gandalf: I am the bucket of glue precariously hanging on the door so when it's opened it falls on your head.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
06-22-2006, 03:55 PM | #123 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Saruman: I am the crow who cathes the bucket of glue in the air and carry it of to Farawayistan
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06-22-2006, 04:09 PM | #124 |
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Gandalf: I am the Grand Pooba of Farawayistan who imposes prohibitive import duties on the bucket of glue.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
06-22-2006, 04:15 PM | #125 |
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Saruman: I am the smuggler who smuggles the bucket of glue into Farawayistan.
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06-22-2006, 04:17 PM | #126 |
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Gandalf: I am the policeman that catches the smugglers.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-22-2006, 04:21 PM | #127 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Saruman: I am the bribe that releases the smugglers.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
06-22-2006, 05:26 PM | #129 |
Maundering Mage
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Saruman: I'm the idiot shop keep who took the money even though it was counterfeit thus making the bribe worhtwhile.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
06-22-2006, 06:17 PM | #130 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Gandalf: I am the thief who robs the store, taking with me the counterfeit coins.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-22-2006, 06:34 PM | #131 |
Shadow of the Past
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Saruman: I am another policeman who catches the thief.
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06-22-2006, 06:35 PM | #132 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the master thief who also happens to be an escape artist, and so cannot be captured.
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06-22-2006, 06:37 PM | #133 |
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Saruman: I am the banana peel the thief slips on while escaping.
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06-22-2006, 06:50 PM | #134 |
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Gandalf: I am the decomposing beetles that turned the banana peel into dirt before the thief could slip.
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06-22-2006, 07:01 PM | #135 |
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Saruman: I am the rain that turns the dirt into slippery mud.
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06-22-2006, 09:21 PM | #137 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am a cloud-seeding airplane!
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06-22-2006, 09:53 PM | #138 |
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Gandalf: I am the malfunctioning apparatus which activates the a chemical release inside the airplane.
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06-22-2006, 10:04 PM | #139 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the professionalism of the crew!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
06-22-2006, 10:11 PM | #140 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: Or lack thereof
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06-22-2006, 10:17 PM | #141 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am their successful crash-landing!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
06-22-2006, 10:20 PM | #142 |
Maundering Mage
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Gandalf: I am the pedantic who points out that only Eagles and Fell Beasts are the only way to fly in Middle-earth, not airplanes.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
06-22-2006, 11:42 PM | #143 |
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Saruman: I am the Wright brothers, magically transported to Middle-earth to mass-produce their new airplane.
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06-23-2006, 03:01 AM | #144 |
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Gandalf: I am the Balrog who scares them off and eats all the airplanes.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-23-2006, 09:18 AM | #145 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Saruman: "I am the special stomach-irritating coating that the Wright brother's used on their airplanes - driving the Balrog away & bringing the brothers back."
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06-23-2006, 09:30 AM | #146 |
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Gandalf: I am the Special stuff that heals the stomach pains.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-23-2006, 10:01 AM | #147 |
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Saruman: I am the Bio geek who is always right and says that the special stuff catalyzes the action of digestive enzymes, which end up digesting the stomach itself. Pain galore!
(Willow, is it just me, or are you always hungry when you post in this thread? ) |
06-23-2006, 10:09 AM | #148 |
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Gandalf: I am the bully that beats up the geek!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-23-2006, 05:00 PM | #149 |
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Saruman: I am the geek's older brother, who beats up the bully!
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06-23-2006, 05:19 PM | #150 |
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Gandalf: I am the shoddy pant support that causes the older brother to accidentally uncloak before the attack thus it never happened.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 06-23-2006 at 08:53 PM. |
06-23-2006, 05:23 PM | #151 |
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Saruman: I am the shoddy pant support that causes the bully to accidentally uncloak before his attack, thus it never happened.
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06-23-2006, 08:12 PM | #152 |
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Gandalf: I am the competition of the shoddy pant support maker, who puts out a better product and them out of business.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
06-23-2006, 08:39 PM | #153 |
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Saruman: I am the overzealous government, who steps in to keep the competition from monopolizing the pant support market.
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06-23-2006, 10:00 PM | #154 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gandalf: "I am the ACLU (American Civil "Liberties" Union) or another country's equivalent of it, & I levy a massive lawsuit against the overzealous government on the grounds that the older brother & bully should both be able to purchase shoddy products and thus uncloak if they want to."
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06-23-2006, 10:46 PM | #156 |
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Gandalf: I am the maker of the new Pant-o-Cloak, the marvelous new legwear that doubles as a cloak!
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06-24-2006, 12:52 AM | #157 |
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Saruman: I am the unexplained fire that burns them all at the factory.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
06-24-2006, 08:37 AM | #158 |
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Gandalf: I am the fire insurance that pays for the damages!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
06-24-2006, 11:06 AM | #159 |
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Saruman: "I am the underpaid workers that go on strike, refusing to remake the product."
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06-24-2006, 04:36 PM | #160 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the scabs you get the factory back on it's feet!
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