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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Phact: the phantom takes the bite from the MacIntosh and looks out the Windows.
Phact: fool a man - shame on you. Fool a superior - well, just don't fool a superior. You can never fool the phantom. Phact: the phantom's second-favourite dish is roasted snake feet. His favourite is fried fish lungs. Phact: the phantom can defeat himself and win. Phact: the phantom once flew to the sun. How did he manage the temperature? He flew at night. ![]() Phact: Sauron has only 9 fingers because Isildur chopped one off. He only has 1 eye because... well, let's just say he had a staring contest with the phantom that did not go well for him. Phact: the phantom once gave Eru and the Ainur some hallucinogen drugs. The result was the creation of Ea. Phact: Tolkien invented the legendarium. the phantom invented Tolkien. Phact: Gandalf can make ring shapes out of smoke, but only the phantom, when smoking a pipe, can make Gandalf shapes. Phact: when Beren confronted him, Carcharoth snapped his jaws around his hand. When he came across the phantom, he tried to do the same trick. As a result Carcharoth suffered severe toothache for the next seven years and lost more than several teeth. Hmm. xed with some highs.
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
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I thought he wore the mackintosh.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Wearing something with a bite in it?! the phantom?!
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The Sweetest Spoiler
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly
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Hey, he took the bite out of it. It was probably a trophy, like those necklaces made out of ears.
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"My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Phact: the phantom never wears a mac in the pouring rain. And it's not strange at all.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Phact: whoever says that perfection in impossible has never met the phantom.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Phact: the phantom lives longer than anyone around him. How can we prove that? Easily! February, in the phantom's calendar, always has 30 days.
Phact: people only decided on the ∞ sign for infinity after they all failed to draw the phantom in all his perfection. Phact: the phantom can enter and leave the Halls of Mandos at his pleasure. Phact: there will never be a story/film titled "The Return of The Phantom", because the phantom has never left in the first place. He is always here.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Phact: The Phantom never lies. If he says something that differs from the truth, well, truth better change itself quickly.
Phact: there are two basic rules in life. 1) the phantom is always right. b) if he is wrong, see the first rule. Phact: the ice ages occured when the phantom visited a different galactic and left the Earth without his effulging presence. Phact: it is said by the hobbits that uppon Saruman's death his spirit rose from his dead body, but a wind from the West blew it away. What is not said by the hobbits is that the phantom just happened to sneeze a few miles away. Phact: Using the Ring, Sauron can read the thoughts of other Ringbearers. the phantom doesn't have to use anything to read anyone's mind.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Phact: the phantom can judge a round of Taters to Taters and win that round.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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Phact: the phantom is the reason palantirs can talk to each other. Phact: the phantom once forgot to put his lunch leftovers in the fridge. The resulting growth became the universe. Phact: The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it, until the phantom comes. Phact: I'm going to phail my midterm... If only they would test phacts instead of facts!
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