Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 38 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 07:46 PM

Fourtunatetly, it took more than that to take down a bear, as Menel should no doubtly know.

The Elf-warrior · 09-09-2005, 08:44 PM

Unfortunately after 1,000,000,000,000,000 lynchings Glirdan wasn't quite as spunky.

Glirdan · 09-09-2005, 08:48 PM

Fourtunately, Glirdan's ego was just a little smaller than the phantom's and he was still spunky.

The Elf-warrior · 09-09-2005, 08:53 PM

Unfortunately the Elf-warrior somehow managed to survive.

Glirdan · 09-09-2005, 08:56 PM

Fourtunately, so did Menel and Elf-Warrior and Glirdy decided to team up against Menel and make him pay for saying that we could be so easily killed.

The Perky Ent · 09-09-2005, 08:58 PM

Unfortunatly, Tom Bombabil lost his boots

Glirdan · 09-09-2005, 09:01 PM

Fourtunately, this had nothing to do with the argument going on between Elf-Warrior and Glirdy.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2005, 12:48 AM

Unfortunately, a boot-less Bombadill means that all other arguments are put on hold until the boots are found. Because, at midnight, a bootless Bombadill turns into a black hole!

Celuien · 09-10-2005, 05:25 AM

Fortunately, the boots were spotted under a pile of moldy lettuce at 11:59 PM.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 07:16 AM

Unfourtunately, he didn't put them on until 12:01 and he turned into a blackhole anyway.

Celuien · 09-10-2005, 08:18 AM

Fortunately, Captain Kirk was still in orbit. He had Scotty beam the boots aboard just as the transformation was taking place, did a slingshot around the sun, and time-warped back to a point before Tom became a black hole to deliver the boots.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 08:21 AM

Unfourtunately, something went worng with the ship and they were stuck in the time warp and thus not being able to deliver the boots.

Celuien · 09-10-2005, 08:27 AM

Fortunately, the crew grew tired of hearing Spock sing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" while they were trapped in the time loop, so Scotty the brilliant engineer repaired the ship and brought them to their destination safely.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 08:38 AM

Unfourtunately, they ended up in the wrong time era.

Celuien · 09-10-2005, 10:24 AM

Fortunately, they arrived 3 months before Sauron forged the One Ring, giving them a chance to alter history.

wilwarin538 · 09-10-2005, 10:28 AM

Unfortunately, that meant that the story of the Lord of the Rings didn't happen so the Barrow Downs never excisted.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 10:30 AM

Fourtnately, someone decided to write LotR and the Barrow Down's came out a few years after the release of the first book.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2005, 11:14 AM

Unfortunately, The Lord of the Rings was now different and included the sentence, "Balrogs defiantly do not have no none wings... perhaps" and no one took it seriously.

The Perky Ent · 09-10-2005, 11:15 AM

Fortunatly, Tolkien had a sense of humor, and put "just kidding" right after it

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 01:11 PM

Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the author and any book with his name in it was automatically suspected be a fraud book.

Celuien · 09-10-2005, 03:23 PM

Fortunately, the fraud book was written in a parallel universe. Which meant that in the universe this story started in, Captain Kirk and company were still searching for Sauron and trying to find a way to keep the Downs from vanishing in a temporal paradox.

The Perky Ent · 09-10-2005, 03:25 PM

Unfortunatly, the eagles were still attacking the enterprize

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2005, 03:33 PM

Fortunately, they could not breath in space.

Meneltarmacil · 09-10-2005, 03:36 PM

Unfortunately, they were wearing space suits.

Kath · 09-10-2005, 03:39 PM

Fortunately the Eagles were attacked by a group of Trekkies who weren't about to see the Enterprise get destroyed.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2005, 03:40 PM

Unfortunately, the treckies only had replica space suites that did not work.

Kath · 09-10-2005, 03:43 PM

Fortunately the nerds among them quickly invented the appropriate breathing apparatus.

Meneltarmacil · 09-10-2005, 03:47 PM

Unfortunately, this thread was rapidly becoming non-Tolkien related, so the admins made the Enterprise disintegrate.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-10-2005, 03:52 PM

Fortunately, there were some helpful Hobbits around to do a bit of Ring destroying.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 04:54 PM

Unfourtunately, those Hobbits weren't so helpful because it was Lotho, Lobelia and Gollum.

The Perky Ent · 09-10-2005, 04:57 PM

Fortunatly, they got fake rings, and Sam had the real ring

Pallando · 09-10-2005, 05:00 PM

Unfortunatly, Frodo wanted the Ring back, badly.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 05:02 PM

Fourtunately, Sam actually didn't have the Ring. Gandalf did.

The Perky Ent · 09-10-2005, 05:04 PM

Unfortunatly, through him, the ring wielded an evil power greater than Eru could imagine (or sing, if you will)

Pallando · 09-10-2005, 05:05 PM

Fortunatly, Gandalf resisted and handed the Ring to Merry.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 05:07 PM

Unfourtunately, Merry was actually Tom Bombadil in disguise!!!!

Pallando · 09-10-2005, 05:08 PM

Fortunatly, Tom Bombadil is the Master, and the Ring holds no sway over him.

Meneltarmacil · 09-10-2005, 05:09 PM

Unfortunately, that was because he was actually Sauron.

Pallando · 09-10-2005, 05:11 PM

Fortunatly, Aragorn got him with Andrul.

Glirdan · 09-10-2005, 08:08 PM

Unfourtunately, no he didn't because he was to busy yelling at Arwen when he found out that she was cheating on him with Haldir and Theoden.

09-08-2005, 07:46 PM	#1481
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunatetly, it took more than that to take down a bear, as Menel should no doubtly know. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-09-2005, 08:44 PM	#1482
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately after 1,000,000,000,000,000 lynchings Glirdan wasn't quite as spunky. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-09-2005, 08:48 PM	#1483
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Glirdan's ego was just a little smaller than the phantom's and he was still spunky. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-09-2005, 08:53 PM	#1484
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Elf-warrior somehow managed to survive. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-09-2005, 08:56 PM	#1485
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, so did Menel and Elf-Warrior and Glirdy decided to team up against Menel and make him pay for saying that we could be so easily killed. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-09-2005, 08:58 PM	#1486
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	The Icon is inaccurate Unfortunatly, Tom Bombabil lost his boots __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-09-2005, 09:01 PM	#1487
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, this had nothing to do with the argument going on between Elf-Warrior and Glirdy. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 12:48 AM	#1488
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, a boot-less Bombadill means that all other arguments are put on hold until the boots are found. Because, at midnight, a bootless Bombadill turns into a black hole! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-10-2005, 05:25 AM	#1489
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, the boots were spotted under a pile of moldy lettuce at 11:59 PM. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-10-2005, 07:16 AM	#1490
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, he didn't put them on until 12:01 and he turned into a blackhole anyway. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 08:18 AM	#1491
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, Captain Kirk was still in orbit. He had Scotty beam the boots aboard just as the transformation was taking place, did a slingshot around the sun, and time-warped back to a point before Tom became a black hole to deliver the boots. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-10-2005, 08:21 AM	#1492
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, something went worng with the ship and they were stuck in the time warp and thus not being able to deliver the boots. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 08:27 AM	#1493
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, the crew grew tired of hearing Spock sing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" while they were trapped in the time loop, so Scotty the brilliant engineer repaired the ship and brought them to their destination safely. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-10-2005, 08:38 AM	#1494
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, they ended up in the wrong time era. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 10:24 AM	#1495
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Let's see where this goes Fortunately, they arrived 3 months before Sauron forged the One Ring, giving them a chance to alter history. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-10-2005, 10:28 AM	#1496
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately, that meant that the story of the Lord of the Rings didn't happen so the Barrow Downs never excisted. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin Last edited by wilwarin538; 09-11-2005 at 06:39 AM.

09-10-2005, 10:30 AM	#1497
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtnately, someone decided to write LotR and the Barrow Down's came out a few years after the release of the first book. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 11:14 AM	#1498
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, The Lord of the Rings was now different and included the sentence, "Balrogs defiantly do not have no none wings... perhaps" and no one took it seriously. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-10-2005, 11:15 AM	#1499
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Tolkien had a sense of humor, and put "just kidding" right after it __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-10-2005, 01:11 PM	#1500
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the author and any book with his name in it was automatically suspected be a fraud book. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 03:23 PM	#1501
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, the fraud book was written in a parallel universe. Which meant that in the universe this story started in, Captain Kirk and company were still searching for Sauron and trying to find a way to keep the Downs from vanishing in a temporal paradox. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-10-2005, 03:25 PM	#1502
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, the eagles were still attacking the enterprize __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-10-2005, 03:33 PM	#1503
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they could not breath in space. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-10-2005, 03:36 PM	#1504
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they were wearing space suits. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-10-2005, 03:39 PM	#1505
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately the Eagles were attacked by a group of Trekkies who weren't about to see the Enterprise get destroyed. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-10-2005, 03:40 PM	#1506
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the treckies only had replica space suites that did not work. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-10-2005, 03:43 PM	#1507
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately the nerds among them quickly invented the appropriate breathing apparatus. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-10-2005, 03:47 PM	#1508
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, this thread was rapidly becoming non-Tolkien related, so the admins made the Enterprise disintegrate. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-10-2005, 03:52 PM	#1509
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, there were some helpful Hobbits around to do a bit of Ring destroying. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-10-2005, 04:54 PM	#1510
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, those Hobbits weren't so helpful because it was Lotho, Lobelia and Gollum. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 04:57 PM	#1511
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, they got fake rings, and Sam had the real ring __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-10-2005, 05:00 PM	#1512
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	Unfortunatly, Frodo wanted the Ring back, badly.

09-10-2005, 05:02 PM	#1513
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Sam actually didn't have the Ring. Gandalf did. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-10-2005, 05:04 PM	#1514
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, through him, the ring wielded an evil power greater than Eru could imagine (or sing, if you will) __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-10-2005, 05:05 PM	#1515
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	Fortunatly, Gandalf resisted and handed the Ring to Merry.