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06-20-2015, 02:12 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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"You may may not be aware, Bilbo m'dear, but they do sometimes refer to us as the Fairies."
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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06-21-2015, 09:06 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
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06-24-2015, 07:39 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"Who needs Tauriel when you've got this?"
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08-07-2015, 07:14 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Bilbo heard the words of his father, 'Never turn your back on a winking elf!'
 'I'm a little busy here. Can't you guys find the bathroom yourselves'?
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08-07-2015, 08:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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See that guy behind me? If you don't give me that part in that movie trilogy
Sam's gonna cut you. Sam's a blade man. And then there's your favorite horse. Don't make me call my godfather.
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08-07-2015, 11:14 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Boromir: If you halflings pull on my arm, I might be able to get my legs more splayed than they are already!
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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08-07-2015, 05:44 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Boromir takes as his sigil the Flaming Heart of Stannis Baratheon.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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08-19-2015, 02:43 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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'You've spilt ketchup on your fur rug again Boromir, hold still while Merry scrapes it off with his butter knife'
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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02-12-2016, 10:08 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"Hey Boromir, the Orcs want a new picture."
 "Forochel Film Weekly says Peter Jacksom can't make any more movies!"
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02-12-2016, 04:13 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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The dwarves celebrate as Bombur wins the "Who Can Break the Most Wind" competition.
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02-12-2016, 04:59 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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Bombur wins the annual Middle-earth Biggest Braids 'n' Breasts contest. Not pictured is Eowyn, who came in a distant second.
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02-17-2016, 03:03 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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The moment it was announced that Obelix would not be suing for copyright infringement.
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02-19-2016, 01:50 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Gotta get the snark out.
"And then they believed him that it will only be two movies!"
"Hurray! Radagast brought more mushrooms!"
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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02-19-2016, 05:10 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Bees?!?!
Invisible bees attack at the most inconvenient times.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-05-2016, 07:16 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"Brilliant idea! Bombur can just eat Smaug!"
 Elrond: "Hold it just like that. We need this photo to identify your remains."
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04-06-2016, 07:38 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Nobody liked the annual family photos.
--- The guests were prepared to do a lot for Elrond, but they thought a school choir was a bit too much.
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04-06-2016, 10:47 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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Sam: "Okay Strider. Arwen IS a better stripper than Rosie."
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04-07-2016, 09:16 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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The cast reacts with shock when Jackson announces that there will be elves at Helm's Deep.
(as an aside, I'd never really noticed before how the cast in that picture just seem to be standing there in bemusement at something Jackson has said to them. Viggo in particular is standing there as if saying, "Is this right...with my hands just so?" And Gandalf seems to have a "What the heck?" expression.)
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04-12-2016, 08:38 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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PJ: "Just wait til The Hobbit - our plot & each of your characters are crunched for time now, but I'll be making THREE movies out of that one book!!"
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04-17-2016, 02:39 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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"...human shields, walking packed lunches, which can also be outrun if you get pursued by wargs" Elrond stopped talking, he could tell that he had said too much, apparently 'The many reasons to bring a hobbit on a quest' had not been meant for the ears of the little people.
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06-23-2016, 04:29 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
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The Fellowship's delay in setting out was really just due to waiting for a new pic!
 "And the Uruk Uglies are stopped at the line of scrimmage; it's 4th down!"
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06-24-2016, 09:28 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
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The other orcs cheat to dethrone Azog as the reigning "Helmet to the Gut" competition champion.
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07-16-2016, 12:16 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
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At that very moment Azog dearly regretted having slashed the trouser budget for his troops.
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10-25-2016, 07:08 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Azog's minions rob him of his glorious book death by hauling him away before he could actually die.
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The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.
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11-25-2016, 10:42 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"Let me go! I have to put up a new pic!"
 "Mate, we have to find you a wife."
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11-25-2016, 03:56 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Even as small as Hobbits are, it was a truly jumbo shrimp Pippin had found.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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11-25-2016, 05:07 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Only Merry noticed that Pippin was being eaten alive by the giant lobster.
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11-26-2016, 12:25 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Pippin: "This is the most bestest pogo stick I have ever seen!!!"
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03-20-2017, 04:12 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
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Merry thoroughly disliked when Pippin would get too drunk and start a staring contest with an inanimate object.
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08-11-2017, 07:10 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
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 "No! Bilbo! Don't sing the Justin Bieber!"
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08-11-2017, 09:24 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Bilbo had had enough of Gandalf's airplane imitations.
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08-11-2017, 10:24 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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- Fine, I'll leave the Ring, but only if you give me more cookies!
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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08-12-2017, 09:30 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Gandalf: ...and then I waved my hands, like this, and parted the red sea!
Bilbo: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ Or... Gandalf wasn't too pleased when Bilbo won the boxing match against Thorin, but he had to admit that the dwarf was down for the count. Or... After ten minutes or so, Bilbo began to suspect that the grey wizard was following him silently on tiptoe again.
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10-26-2017, 08:53 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Bilbo: "Gandalf please, a conga line isn't that difficult to do"
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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10-26-2017, 08:09 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Gandalf finally found the opportune moment to yell "Boo!".
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11-13-2017, 03:17 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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It was that moment when Gandalf the Istar became Gandalf the Astaire.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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Odinic Wanderer
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Bilbo's attempt of becoming The Shire's top Crooner was constantly being undermined by Gandalf's jazz hands.
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11-29-2017, 08:55 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Bilbo: So I slip off my cloak like this...?
Gandalf: No, no, no! ALL the clothes come off at once!
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12-07-2017, 09:59 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
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"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't fit you!"
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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11-24-2018, 06:08 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Rereading another thread with "bad translator" movie captions, and came across this. You know what, how can I refuse. We even have a first caption! (original caption: ...that Saruman will unleash)
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