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Oddwen · 08-20-2014, 05:27 PM

"Bro, do you even lift?"

Kitanna · 08-21-2014, 08:38 PM

"She was all like 'jerk' and I was all like 'whhhhhaaat?'"

Or

Legolas: No seriously, it was this big

Galadriel55 · 08-28-2014, 07:45 PM

- They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
- Gawd, can you stop that?
*shrug* - Not my faut!

Every time I look at this picture, I just laugh. It's so good it doesn't even need a caption.

EDIT: another one -

"Spiderman!"

EDIT2: yet another one:

You know how embarassing it is when someone from the next stall just starts talking to you? Well try doing it without the stall!

*goes to hide under a pillow before any greater craziness starts leaking out*

Galadriel55 · 09-04-2014, 02:44 PM

You can't, just, like, walk into Mordor, right?

Inziladun · 09-05-2014, 07:05 AM

In a childish moment, Elves use their secret sign language to express their real feelings for Thorin's group.

The Only Real Estel · 10-21-2014, 11:12 AM

Growing ever frustrated by the elven/dwarven bickering, Gandalf makes an example of Legolas by employing his famous 'T-Rex arms' spell.

Certainly seems to have worked, as everyone else is now listening quietly...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-21-2014, 12:20 PM

The elves of Mirkwood were social outcasts, mostly due to excessive use of velour.

mormegil · 10-21-2014, 05:27 PM

(Off Screen) Boromir: One does not simply jump movies

Leggy: Meh, I did.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-22-2014, 06:37 AM

Legolas was the only one at the Council of Elrond who thought it was an appropriate time for locker-room talk.

or

Orlando Bloom went on to star in the LotR spin-off movies "Weekend at Legolas's" and "Weekend at Legolas's 2"

Galadriel55 · 10-26-2014, 09:49 AM

Legolas switches the channel with an invisible remote.

Inziladun · 10-26-2014, 12:18 PM

Armour shortages resulted in Thorin and Co. making do with ladies' styles.

mormegil · 10-26-2014, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inziladun

Armour shortages resulted in Thorin and Co. making do with ladies' styles.

Gimli pays homage to 1980's Madonna.

Inziladun · 10-26-2014, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil

Gimli pays homage to 1980's Madonna.

Or Arwen the Warrior Princess.

Galadriel55 · 10-26-2014, 07:51 PM

Beorn is very surprised when he is visited by a hobbit, a half-headed Dwarf, a beheaded wizard, and phantom music player.

Inziladun · 10-26-2014, 08:56 PM

Bilbo shows the effects of a hobbit's over-fondness for mushrooms.

The Only Real Estel · 10-27-2014, 07:49 PM

Galadriel did warn us the Quest would claim many of our fingers...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-28-2014, 02:04 PM

It was so seldom that Gimli encountered people shorter than him self, that he could not resist the urge to lean on Frodo.

or

The scene moments prior to Frodo loosing it, and beating a faceless troubadour to within an inch of his life.

or

"...He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Frodo..."

Inziladun · 12-19-2014, 05:24 PM

Lute playing always got Frodo teary-eyed.

To throw Gandalf off balance for once, Frodo pops the question.

Oddwen · 12-19-2014, 06:20 PM

"No no, I couldn't eat another bite!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-21-2014, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inziladun

To throw Gandalf off balance for once, Frodo pops the question.

"Before we go into battle there's one last thing I need to attach. This ring to your finger."

Sorry, Legend of Korra reference.

Galadriel55 · 12-21-2014, 07:05 PM

"Hungry, Gandalf? Have a Cheerio!"

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-22-2014, 08:34 AM

Omg, no one tell Tolkien we're in a Disney movie!

Inziladun · 12-22-2014, 05:49 PM

Gandalf demonstrates his arcane mastery of shadow-puppetry.

Thinlómien · 05-08-2015, 07:23 AM

Bilbo thought the dwarves weren't properly dressed, so he decided to send in a new picture...

Inziladun · 05-08-2015, 07:39 AM

'Many are my names in many countries, but here I am "North Face"'.

Oddwen · 05-08-2015, 07:13 PM

Thorin: That coat sure looks poofy. I bet if I hit you you wouldn't feel it at all.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: STOP IT

Or...

Thorin: That coat sure looks warm.
Gandalf: Only the finest eagle feathers!

Or...

Thorin: You could have waited until the eagles took us the rest of the way there to make that coat, you know.
Gandalf: Oh, don't look so....DOWN. O-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Thorin: *puft*

Galadriel55 · 05-08-2015, 07:54 PM

Featuring: the Forochel Gold Rush

Kuruharan · 05-08-2015, 09:35 PM

Thorin: Am I taller or are you shorter?

Legate of Amon Lanc · 05-09-2015, 03:28 AM

Gandalf is slowly being devoured from below by the carnivorous grass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Featuring: the Forochel Gold Rush

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuruharan

Thorin: Am I taller or are you shorter?

Brought to my mind a combined idea:

"Hey Gandalf, can I borrow your pipe? Then people could call us Smoke and Shorty, ho ho!"

(Sorry, G55, couldn't resist

)

Galadriel55 · 05-09-2015, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legate of Amon Lanc

"Hey Gandalf, can I borrow your pipe? Then people could call us Smoke and Shorty, ho ho!"

(Sorry, G55, couldn't resist

)

Hay, what do you think primed my idea?

Pitchwife · 05-09-2015, 12:31 PM

Thorin: "I think Bombur's rubber raft is losing air."
Gandalf: "That's my cloak he's rowing, I'm wearing the raft."

mormegil · 05-09-2015, 04:50 PM

For the protection of all, a second cloak was provided Gandalf to help avoid any unpleasant uncloaking business.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 05-10-2015, 02:51 PM

It took all his willpower not to stare, but Thorin was shocked to learn that Gandalf was made of granite from the waist down.

Kitanna · 05-11-2015, 08:16 AM

Gandalf: Looks like someone has been in the Ent-draught.

Lalwendë · 05-18-2015, 10:00 AM

"Sorry, Thorin, I don't care how much you 'rock'. Your decision to cut off your beard means you aren't suitable for my ZZ Top tribute band."

Galadriel55 · 05-18-2015, 10:15 AM

Gandalf: ...so as we walking along, I thought this would be the perfect place to settle down. I can already see how everything is going to look: in front there will be a little garden -

Thorin: Uhh, Gandalf?

Gandalf: And over here I'll plant some vegetables to see us through the winter. Potatoes would be good, I hear they go well with the fish we can get from those mountain creeks -

Thorin: Gandalf.

Gandalf: Carrots would do nicely, and over here will be the tomato patch -

Thorin: Gandalf. You're not settling down here. We still have a quest.

Gandalf: What quest? If we don't start working on it now, we might lose all the crop!

Thorin: *Eru save us*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-18-2015, 12:12 PM

Thorin was starting to doubt he would ever find the mountain.

Morthoron · 05-19-2015, 09:23 AM

I am allergic to fleece, Thorin, hence the down.

Galadriel55 · 06-19-2015, 09:26 PM

"Umm, what's he up to?"

Inziladun · 06-20-2015, 05:59 AM

"I'll overlook your uncloaking, Gandalf, if you turn Tauriel and the Dwarf into hermit crabs".

08-20-2014, 05:27 PM	#14081
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	"Bro, do you even lift?" __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-21-2014, 08:38 PM	#14082
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	"She was all like 'jerk' and I was all like 'whhhhhaaat?'" Or Legolas: No seriously, it was this big __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-28-2014, 07:45 PM	#14083
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,380	- They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! - Gawd, can you stop that? shrug - Not my faut! Every time I look at this picture, I just laugh. It's so good it doesn't even need a caption. EDIT: another one - "Spiderman!" EDIT2: yet another one: You know how embarassing it is when someone from the next stall just starts talking to you? Well try doing it without the stall! goes to hide under a pillow before any greater craziness starts leaking out __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 08-28-2014 at 07:52 PM.

09-04-2014, 02:44 PM	#14084
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,380	You can't, just, like, walk into Mordor, right? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-05-2014, 07:05 AM	#14085
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	In a childish moment, Elves use their secret sign language to express their real feelings for Thorin's group. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-21-2014, 11:12 AM	#14086
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Growing ever frustrated by the elven/dwarven bickering, Gandalf makes an example of Legolas by employing his famous 'T-Rex arms' spell. Certainly seems to have worked, as everyone else is now listening quietly...

10-21-2014, 05:27 PM	#14088
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,647	(Off Screen) Boromir: One does not simply jump movies Leggy: Meh, I did. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-26-2014, 09:49 AM	#14090
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,380	Legolas switches the channel with an invisible remote. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-26-2014, 12:18 PM	#14091
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Armour shortages resulted in Thorin and Co. making do with ladies' styles. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-26-2014, 07:51 PM	#14094
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,380	Beorn is very surprised when he is visited by a hobbit, a half-headed Dwarf, a beheaded wizard, and phantom music player. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-26-2014, 08:56 PM	#14095
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Bilbo shows the effects of a hobbit's over-fondness for mushrooms. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-27-2014, 07:49 PM	#14096
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	lots of halfsies... Galadriel did warn us the Quest would claim many of our fingers...

12-19-2014, 05:24 PM	#14098
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Lute playing always got Frodo teary-eyed. To throw Gandalf off balance for once, Frodo pops the question. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

12-19-2014, 06:20 PM	#14099
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	"No no, I couldn't eat another bite!" __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-21-2014, 07:05 PM	#14101
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,380	"Hungry, Gandalf? Have a Cheerio!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-22-2014, 08:34 AM	#14102
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Omg, no one tell Tolkien we're in a Disney movie! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-22-2014, 05:49 PM	#14103
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Gandalf demonstrates his arcane mastery of shadow-puppetry. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

05-08-2015, 07:23 AM	#14104
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Bilbo thought the dwarves weren't properly dressed, so he decided to send in a new picture... __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

05-08-2015, 07:39 AM	#14105
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	'Many are my names in many countries, but here I am "North Face"'. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

05-08-2015, 07:13 PM	#14106
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Thorin: That coat sure looks poofy. I bet if I hit you you wouldn't feel it at all. Thorin: puft Gandalf: Stop it. Thorin: puft Gandalf: Stop it. Thorin: puft Gandalf: Stop it. Thorin: puft Gandalf: Stop it. Thorin: puft Gandalf: Stop it. Thorin: puft Gandalf: Stop it. Thorin: puft Gandalf: STOP IT Or... Thorin: That coat sure looks warm. Gandalf: Only the finest eagle feathers! Or... Thorin: You could have waited until the eagles took us the rest of the way there to make that coat, you know. Gandalf: Oh, don't look so....DOWN. O-ho-ho-ho-ho! Thorin: puft __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-08-2015, 07:54 PM	#14107
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,380	Featuring: the Forochel Gold Rush __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

05-08-2015, 09:35 PM	#14108
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,589	Thorin: Am I taller or are you shorter? __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

05-09-2015, 12:31 PM	#14111
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Thorin: "I think Bombur's rubber raft is losing air." Gandalf: "That's my cloak he's rowing, I'm wearing the raft." __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

05-09-2015, 04:50 PM	#14112
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,647	For the protection of all, a second cloak was provided Gandalf to help avoid any unpleasant uncloaking business. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-11-2015, 08:16 AM	#14114
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gandalf: Looks like someone has been in the Ent-draught. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

05-18-2015, 10:00 AM	#14115
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"Sorry, Thorin, I don't care how much you 'rock'. Your decision to cut off your beard means you aren't suitable for my ZZ Top tribute band." __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-18-2015, 10:15 AM	#14116
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,380	Gandalf: ...so as we walking along, I thought this would be the perfect place to settle down. I can already see how everything is going to look: in front there will be a little garden - Thorin: Uhh, Gandalf? Gandalf: And over here I'll plant some vegetables to see us through the winter. Potatoes would be good, I hear they go well with the fish we can get from those mountain creeks - Thorin: Gandalf. Gandalf: Carrots would do nicely, and over here will be the tomato patch - Thorin: Gandalf. You're not settling down here. We still have a quest. Gandalf: What quest? If we don't start working on it now, we might lose all the crop! Thorin: Eru save us __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

05-18-2015, 12:12 PM	#14117
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Thorin was starting to doubt he would ever find the mountain. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-19-2015, 09:23 AM	#14118
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,508	I am allergic to fleece, Thorin, hence the down. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

06-19-2015, 09:26 PM	#14119
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,380	"Umm, what's he up to?" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-20-2015, 05:59 AM	#14120
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"I'll overlook your uncloaking, Gandalf, if you turn Tauriel and the Dwarf into hermit crabs". __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.