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Old 08-20-2014, 05:27 PM   #14081
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Old 08-21-2014, 08:38 PM   #14082
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Old 08-28-2014, 07:45 PM   #14083
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- They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
- Gawd, can you stop that?
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"Spiderman!"

EDIT2: yet another one:

You know how embarassing it is when someone from the next stall just starts talking to you? Well try doing it without the stall!

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Old 09-04-2014, 02:44 PM   #14084
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You can't, just, like, walk into Mordor, right?
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Old 09-05-2014, 07:05 AM   #14085
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In a childish moment, Elves use their secret sign language to express their real feelings for Thorin's group.
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Old 10-21-2014, 11:12 AM   #14086
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Growing ever frustrated by the elven/dwarven bickering, Gandalf makes an example of Legolas by employing his famous 'T-Rex arms' spell.

Certainly seems to have worked, as everyone else is now listening quietly...
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Old 10-21-2014, 12:20 PM   #14087
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Old 10-21-2014, 05:27 PM   #14088
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Old 10-22-2014, 06:37 AM   #14089
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Legolas was the only one at the Council of Elrond who thought it was an appropriate time for locker-room talk.

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Orlando Bloom went on to star in the LotR spin-off movies "Weekend at Legolas's" and "Weekend at Legolas's 2"
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Old 10-26-2014, 09:49 AM   #14090
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Old 10-26-2014, 12:18 PM   #14091
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Armour shortages resulted in Thorin and Co. making do with ladies' styles.
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Gimli pays homage to 1980's Madonna.
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Old 10-26-2014, 03:19 PM   #14093
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Or Arwen the Warrior Princess.
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Old 10-26-2014, 07:51 PM   #14094
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Beorn is very surprised when he is visited by a hobbit, a half-headed Dwarf, a beheaded wizard, and phantom music player.
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Old 10-26-2014, 08:56 PM   #14095
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Old 10-27-2014, 07:49 PM   #14096
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Pipe lots of halfsies...

Galadriel did warn us the Quest would claim many of our fingers...
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Old 10-28-2014, 02:04 PM   #14097
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It was so seldom that Gimli encountered people shorter than him self, that he could not resist the urge to lean on Frodo.

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The scene moments prior to Frodo loosing it, and beating a faceless troubadour to within an inch of his life.

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To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Frodo..."
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:24 PM   #14098
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Lute playing always got Frodo teary-eyed.



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Old 12-19-2014, 06:20 PM   #14099
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Old 12-21-2014, 07:49 AM   #14100
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To throw Gandalf off balance for once, Frodo pops the question.
"Before we go into battle there's one last thing I need to attach. This ring to your finger."

Sorry, Legend of Korra reference.
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Old 12-21-2014, 07:05 PM   #14101
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Old 12-22-2014, 05:49 PM   #14103
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Gandalf demonstrates his arcane mastery of shadow-puppetry.
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Thorin: That coat sure looks poofy. I bet if I hit you you wouldn't feel it at all.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: STOP IT

Or...

Thorin: That coat sure looks warm.
Gandalf: Only the finest eagle feathers!

Or...

Thorin: You could have waited until the eagles took us the rest of the way there to make that coat, you know.
Gandalf: Oh, don't look so....DOWN. O-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Thorin: *puft*
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Brought to my mind a combined idea:

"Hey Gandalf, can I borrow your pipe? Then people could call us Smoke and Shorty, ho ho!"

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Gandalf: ...so as we walking along, I thought this would be the perfect place to settle down. I can already see how everything is going to look: in front there will be a little garden -

Thorin: Uhh, Gandalf?

Gandalf: And over here I'll plant some vegetables to see us through the winter. Potatoes would be good, I hear they go well with the fish we can get from those mountain creeks -

Thorin: Gandalf.

Gandalf: Carrots would do nicely, and over here will be the tomato patch -

Thorin: Gandalf. You're not settling down here. We still have a quest.

Gandalf: What quest? If we don't start working on it now, we might lose all the crop!

Thorin: *Eru save us*
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Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
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Old 05-19-2015, 09:23 AM   #14118
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Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.
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Old 06-19-2015, 09:26 PM   #14119
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Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Old 06-20-2015, 05:59 AM   #14120
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Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.Inziladun is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.
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