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Galadriel55 · 05-03-2013, 07:15 PM

See all those stone columns with the faces carved into them? Yeah? Well, in another few seconds Gandalf will swell their number.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 05-04-2013, 08:48 AM

As Gandalf left Orthanc, he couldn't help but appreciate the fact that Saruman was right: His new beard-sleeking potion DID work wonders.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 05-13-2013, 01:56 PM

Gandalf had committed the perfect crime, nobody would ever find out what had happened to his two victims. Or rather they wouldn't have, if he hadn't decided to keep one of their hats as a souvenir.

Mithalwen · 05-13-2013, 02:49 PM

Gandalf had many talents but no aptitude for glass blowing...

MCRmyGirl4eva · 05-15-2013, 10:37 AM

Gandalf returns triumphantly from his conquest of robbing an Anime of its gravity-defying clothes.

Galadriel55 · 05-15-2013, 12:46 PM

When "Open, sesame!" does not yield the desired results, wizards use the Word of Command...

Oddwen · 05-15-2013, 02:04 PM

Saruman's brilliant idea to disguise himself as a Pukel-man worked...for now.

Galadriel55 · 05-18-2013, 02:15 PM

Gandalf has seen the Balrog uncloak.

---

Gandalf braves the dangers of the way to Sleeping Beauty's castle, but finds an angry dragon in her stead.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 05-27-2013, 03:47 PM

Okay, for those who don't understand, Benedict Comberbatch is the voice of Smaug, and plays BBC's Sherlock Holmes. Martin Freeman is Bilbo Baggins, and is BBC's John Watson.

Perhaps this should go in Memes, but I want to see you all caption this!

Inziladun · 05-27-2013, 04:42 PM

Holmes took this as a sure sign he needed to further dilute his usual seven-per-cent solution.

Galadriel55 · 05-27-2013, 06:00 PM

Watson (in response): good luck finding anything among these heaps of gold!

~~~

By the size and shape of the bare spot on the floor with no gold (or other objects) on it, Holmes deduces that the dragon must have left the room.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 05-28-2013, 10:22 AM

As annoying as John Watson sometimes was to the genius, Sherlock forced himself to resist the urge to burn his only friend with his newfound firebreath

Galadriel55 · 05-29-2013, 05:34 AM

Holmes: Did you notice, Watson, that you have just accidentally stepped on a piece of Dragon gum?

Watson: Ha! Here your flawless method finally fails you, Holmes! I stepped on the Dragon gum on purpose!

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-06-2013, 08:27 AM

Doctor, I don't care how old you are. The Tardis has
really gone to hell. It really needs a makeover.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 06-08-2013, 03:20 PM

Inziladun · 06-08-2013, 03:42 PM

Dinner in Rohan sometimes called for extreme patience along with a supply of birdseed.

Or

"Wait'll that Arwen chick gets a load of me!"

Galadriel55 · 06-08-2013, 03:53 PM

Run! It's Tauriel!!!

Kitanna · 06-08-2013, 04:29 PM

Eowyn poses for the "Ladies of Middle Earth" calender.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-14-2013, 06:08 PM

Sword in hand, Eowyn was going to make sure that those pesky birds would never again attempt to make her a dress.

Galadriel55 · 06-15-2013, 03:37 PM

As Aragorn is more and more late for their date, Eowyn gets more tired of posing that way for his arrival...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-15-2013, 03:51 PM

Eowyn had learned at a very young age, that a sword stuck in the floor, could be easily disguised by an epic pose.

Inziladun · 06-15-2013, 03:56 PM

"What was Wormtongue laughing about when he said 'None shall pass'?"

Kuruharan · 06-15-2013, 05:04 PM

O Aragorn, Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-17-2013, 02:37 AM

A makeover: $200
New wardrobe: $1000
Being ready for that time a handsome and dashing Ranger arrives to sweep you off your feet: Priceless.

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-19-2013, 10:42 AM

Eowyn makes a classic blunder (notable others being to start a land war in Asia and to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line) by not paying attention to bird bombardment directly above her.

mormegil · 06-20-2013, 01:15 PM

Disney's messenger birds just notified Eowyn, that she will not qualify as a Disney princess.

Pervinca Took · 06-20-2013, 01:24 PM

Directing the full force of the jinx at Wormtongue, Eowyn coldly uttered: "Oppugno."

MCRmyGirl4eva · 06-26-2013, 12:49 PM

Eowyn holds her sword as she waits for the beautician to come and cut off her ridiculous braids, despite Theoden's protests that she was overreacting.

Inziladun · 07-26-2013, 07:41 PM

"Aragorn said I should 'wait here for the present', and he still hasn't come back with a gift for me!"

"Those girls will never get in our clubhouse!"

Pervinca Took · 07-26-2013, 08:19 PM

"Meriadoc, there are ways of playing wizard chess without wrecking the board!"

Gil-Galad · 08-03-2013, 10:15 AM

Aragorn: One day lad, all this will be yours
Merry: What? The horses?
Aragorn: No not the horses lad. *smack*
Merry: But mother...

Inziladun · 08-04-2013, 07:35 AM

Aragorn shows kingly ingenuity by putting the deceased Ents to good use.

Kitanna · 08-06-2013, 08:31 AM

"Everything the light touches shall one day be yours, young Merry."

Echo · 08-17-2013, 05:48 PM

"and over there shall be our patio"

Inziladun · 09-08-2013, 12:20 PM

They gave a war and nobody showed up.

Wormtongue's latest stalling tactic had Théoden declaring today 'The First Annual Edoras Prom'.

Oddwen · 09-08-2013, 05:05 PM

Gandalf got a tiny bit sarcastic when told he could not bring arms into the Hall.

Or...

A moment later, the most poorly coordinated version of Thriller in the history of Middle-earth was performed.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-24-2013, 11:09 AM

Gandalf had to try very hard to keep Legolas from bursting into "I'm A Little Tea Pot".

Aganzir · 09-24-2013, 11:16 AM

The Elven King wanted to strengthen the bonds between Mirkwood and the White Council.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-24-2013, 03:33 PM

The others walked away in a brisk pace, as Aragorn's loud diarreah farts were quickly gathering attention.

or...

Merry and Pippin did remarkably well, considering that their only props were a crude mask, an old blanket, and of course their uncanny ability to balance on each others shoulders.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 09-24-2013, 04:50 PM

"See, Théoden? There is a snake! Legolas Greenleaf! What have you been doing, eavesdropping?"

OR

Thus beheld Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Éowyn, Éomund's daughter, and stopped still, utterly oblivious of his friends.

OR

Gandalf: "Shh - I think the disguise is working, we got in. So we proceed according to plan. Remember, I'm the bride, Gimli is the best man."

05-03-2013, 07:15 PM	#14001
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,382	See all those stone columns with the faces carved into them? Yeah? Well, in another few seconds Gandalf will swell their number. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

05-04-2013, 08:48 AM	#14002
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	As Gandalf left Orthanc, he couldn't help but appreciate the fact that Saruman was right: His new beard-sleeking potion DID work wonders. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

05-13-2013, 02:49 PM	#14004
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,455	Gandalf had many talents but no aptitude for glass blowing... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-15-2013, 10:37 AM	#14005
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Gandalf returns triumphantly from his conquest of robbing an Anime of its gravity-defying clothes. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

05-15-2013, 12:46 PM	#14006
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,382	When "Open, sesame!" does not yield the desired results, wizards use the Word of Command... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

05-15-2013, 02:04 PM	#14007
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman's brilliant idea to disguise himself as a Pukel-man worked...for now. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-18-2013, 02:15 PM	#14008
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,382	You knew this was coming... Gandalf has seen the Balrog uncloak. --- Gandalf braves the dangers of the way to Sleeping Beauty's castle, but finds an angry dragon in her stead. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

05-27-2013, 03:47 PM	#14009
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Okay, for those who don't understand, Benedict Comberbatch is the voice of Smaug, and plays BBC's Sherlock Holmes. Martin Freeman is Bilbo Baggins, and is BBC's John Watson. Perhaps this should go in Memes, but I want to see you all caption this! __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam." Last edited by MCRmyGirl4eva; 05-27-2013 at 03:58 PM. Reason: Adding the actors' info.

05-27-2013, 04:42 PM	#14010
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Holmes took this as a sure sign he needed to further dilute his usual seven-per-cent solution. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

05-27-2013, 06:00 PM	#14011
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,382	Watson (in response): good luck finding anything among these heaps of gold! ~~~ By the size and shape of the bare spot on the floor with no gold (or other objects) on it, Holmes deduces that the dragon must have left the room. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

05-28-2013, 10:22 AM	#14012
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	As annoying as John Watson sometimes was to the genius, Sherlock forced himself to resist the urge to burn his only friend with his newfound firebreath __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

05-29-2013, 05:34 AM	#14013
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,382	Holmes: Did you notice, Watson, that you have just accidentally stepped on a piece of Dragon gum? Watson: Ha! Here your flawless method finally fails you, Holmes! I stepped on the Dragon gum on purpose! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-06-2013, 08:27 AM	#14014
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Doctor, I don't care how old you are. The Tardis has really gone to hell. It really needs a makeover. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-08-2013, 03:20 PM	#14015
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	__________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

06-08-2013, 03:42 PM	#14016
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Dinner in Rohan sometimes called for extreme patience along with a supply of birdseed. Or "Wait'll that Arwen chick gets a load of me!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God. Last edited by Inziladun; 06-08-2013 at 04:32 PM.

06-08-2013, 03:53 PM	#14017
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,382	Run! It's Tauriel!!! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-08-2013, 04:29 PM	#14018
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Eowyn poses for the "Ladies of Middle Earth" calender. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-15-2013, 03:37 PM	#14020
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,382	As Aragorn is more and more late for their date, Eowyn gets more tired of posing that way for his arrival... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-15-2013, 03:56 PM	#14022
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"What was Wormtongue laughing about when he said 'None shall pass'?" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

06-15-2013, 05:04 PM	#14023
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,589	O Aragorn, Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn? __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-17-2013, 02:37 AM	#14024
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	MallornCard Ad: A makeover: $200 New wardrobe: $1000 Being ready for that time a handsome and dashing Ranger arrives to sweep you off your feet: Priceless. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-19-2013, 10:42 AM	#14025
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Eowyn makes a classic blunder (notable others being to start a land war in Asia and to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line) by not paying attention to bird bombardment directly above her. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-20-2013, 01:15 PM	#14026
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,647	Disney's messenger birds just notified Eowyn, that she will not qualify as a Disney princess. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-20-2013, 01:24 PM	#14027
Pervinca Took Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Treetops, C/O Great Smials Posts: 5,035	Directing the full force of the jinx at Wormtongue, Eowyn coldly uttered: "Oppugno." __________________ "Sit by the firelight's glow; tell us an old tale we know. Tell of adventures strange and rare; never to change, ever to share! Stories we tell will cast their spell, now and for always."

06-26-2013, 12:49 PM	#14028
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Eowyn holds her sword as she waits for the beautician to come and cut off her ridiculous braids, despite Theoden's protests that she was overreacting. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

07-26-2013, 07:41 PM	#14029
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	"Aragorn said I should 'wait here for the present', and he still hasn't come back with a gift for me!" "Those girls will never get in our clubhouse!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-26-2013, 08:19 PM	#14030
Pervinca Took Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Treetops, C/O Great Smials Posts: 5,035	"Meriadoc, there are ways of playing wizard chess without wrecking the board!" __________________ "Sit by the firelight's glow; tell us an old tale we know. Tell of adventures strange and rare; never to change, ever to share! Stories we tell will cast their spell, now and for always."

08-03-2013, 10:15 AM	#14031
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Aragorn: One day lad, all this will be yours Merry: What? The horses? Aragorn: No not the horses lad. smack Merry: But mother... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-04-2013, 07:35 AM	#14032
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Aragorn shows kingly ingenuity by putting the deceased Ents to good use. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

08-06-2013, 08:31 AM	#14033
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	"Everything the light touches shall one day be yours, young Merry." __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-17-2013, 05:48 PM	#14034
Echo Pile O'Bones Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 20	"and over there shall be our patio"

09-08-2013, 12:20 PM	#14035
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	They gave a war and nobody showed up. Wormtongue's latest stalling tactic had Théoden declaring today 'The First Annual Edoras Prom'. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-08-2013, 05:05 PM	#14036
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf got a tiny bit sarcastic when told he could not bring arms into the Hall. Or... A moment later, the most poorly coordinated version of Thriller in the history of Middle-earth was performed. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-24-2013, 11:09 AM	#14037
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf had to try very hard to keep Legolas from bursting into "I'm A Little Tea Pot". __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-24-2013, 11:16 AM	#14038
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	The Elven King wanted to strengthen the bonds between Mirkwood and the White Council. __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.