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Old 03-15-2003, 05:37 PM   #1361
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Much as his companions tried to help, pippin took remained quite insane; even after brian-surgery.

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Old 03-15-2003, 08:46 PM   #1362
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"Nooooooo! Who took the nightlight away? I'm going to get you Merry!"

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Old 03-15-2003, 09:11 PM   #1363
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Pippin: It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's how fast it hits you!

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Old 03-15-2003, 09:47 PM   #1364
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I've got a new one.



Gollum(to himself):"Get your own lembas they said! You can't have any. You don't even like lembas! I'll show them!

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Old 03-15-2003, 11:36 PM   #1365
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Gollimodo, Disney's next rip-off, bombed at the box office. This promotional poster has been the target of many graffiti attacks.
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Old 03-16-2003, 01:27 AM   #1366
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I find that when those unbelievably gullible...OHNO!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE ME TALKING NORMALLY! *kof koff* Gollum! Gollum! Yes, preciousss...*heh heh*
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Old 03-16-2003, 02:46 AM   #1367
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I'm little late but...
one for the Legolas&sword pic:
*Legolas reads the runes on the sword*
"Elven Blade"
Legolas: Great, this one will do fine with me! But hey, what's that small print?
"Made in Mordor"
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And one for the Pippin pic:
Pippin: AAAAAAHHHH!!! No wait, my hands are untied! I have to do this scary scene again!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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Gollum pic:
"Have you ever felt obsessed by some-thing? Tried to keep this thing only to your self, never letting it out of your sight? Giving it nicknames and talking to it?? If you don't want to start resembling this poor fellow call immediately at 0-800-SME-AGOL and we will set you free!"

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Old 03-16-2003, 12:28 PM   #1368
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Good one with the Gollum thingy, Annun!!!

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Old 03-16-2003, 07:31 PM   #1369
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Gollum: What's over there? It is the fat one? No, it's just a cave troll, too bad.
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Old 03-17-2003, 10:50 AM   #1370
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Bilbo: You did WHAT with my Preparation H?!
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Old 03-17-2003, 11:09 AM   #1371
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Bilbo: Just hand over the pipeweed and everything will be fine...give me the pipeweed Frodo...give it to me...NOW!

Wow, that picture scares me, I always jump at the bit in the film
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Old 03-17-2003, 11:52 AM   #1372
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Bilbo: MUST...GET...TO THE OPHTHAMOLOGIST!
And gimme back my toothbrush, NOW!!
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Old 03-17-2003, 05:14 PM   #1373
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LOL!! I saw that Bilbo pic and I burst out laughing...I find that bit so funny, when you think about it it is!
Aaaaanyways:

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Old 03-17-2003, 07:17 PM   #1374
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Bilbo gives Frodo a glimpse of his alter ego, Gollum. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-17-2003, 07:43 PM   #1375
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Old 03-17-2003, 07:49 PM   #1376
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Old 03-17-2003, 08:27 PM   #1377
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Old 03-17-2003, 10:39 PM   #1378
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Old 03-17-2003, 11:25 PM   #1379
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Frodo: Faramir...you have something in your teeth, and I think it is going to make me throw up.
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Old 03-18-2003, 01:45 AM   #1380
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Frodo: "If I see one more piece of Lembas I'm gonna hurl..."

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Old 03-18-2003, 02:04 AM   #1381
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Woa, dude,that pipe-weed is wicked!!! Faramir, dude, make love not war!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Or not...
Maybe:
Dude, how wasted were we last night?

Seriously though do know what this makes me think of?
Frodo: Do you think its possible that we got so wasted last night we bought a life time supply of lembas?
Pippin:*opens cupboard* I think thats entirely possible!

THAT LINE IN DWMC ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-18-2003, 08:39 AM   #1382
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Frodo: I can't believe that I used Bilbo's Preparation H as tooth paste! I feel sick just thinking about it.
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Old 03-18-2003, 10:55 AM   #1383
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Okay guys, I just couldn't resist myself!
Ha ha ha! I can't believe you brushed your teeth with Bilbo's Preparation H! What a dork!
Ewww, Mr. Frodo! That's just disgustin'! I'm not followin' you anymore!
Fool of a Baggins! How stupid are you?! I can't believe I left the ring with YOU!
Frodo, you should do what I do. I don't brush MY teeth, see? So even I wouldn't do something as dumb as that!
Well, if the ringbearer is that stupid, I may be able to get the ring after all.
Gross! And to think I kissed you on the head! What do you use for shampoo?!
Shut up you guys! It was a simple mistake! You might do the same thing.

Murmurs from everyone...
I don't think so.
Yeah, right.
I'm not THAT foolish.
What a dork!
The safety of the Middle Earth depends on him?
This could be easier than I thought!

(In case you don't know what Preparation H is: Preparation H. I'm sure you'll get the drift, and where you get hemorrhoids.)

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Old 03-18-2003, 10:58 AM   #1384
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Okay, okay, okay, new picture...

Wizard Square Dancing...
Slam your partner, do see do!
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Old 03-18-2003, 11:19 AM   #1385
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Nice ones, Airehiriel!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Saruman: Gandalf, trust me, you are just not cut out for that Superman role.

okay, bad, but I'm in a weird mood today, so, yeah...
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Old 03-18-2003, 01:14 PM   #1386
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Well... it WAS really windy on the Orthanc.
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Old 03-18-2003, 10:36 PM   #1387
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LOL!!! Laughed my head off at the Preparation H stuff!!!

Gandalf: Watch me do my flying trick! Watch, Saruman, Watch!!!
Saruman: No...not again! I've watched it ten times already!
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Old 03-18-2003, 11:34 PM   #1388
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I saw that and thought, "Star Wars." lol!
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Old 03-19-2003, 10:11 AM   #1389
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Guys, I seriously don't know what to do with this one. So many things could be said about it [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Check out the elf second from the left. He looks...interesting? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]



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Old 03-19-2003, 10:34 AM   #1390
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Elf whispering to other Elf: Legolas farted, pass it on.

Elf on the other side of Legolas: Why do they always stick me beside Legolas after he's eaten beans? Look what it does to my face!
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Old 03-19-2003, 11:09 AM   #1391
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Elf second from left: Hey, wow, you've got pointy ears, man!
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Elf whispering: You think it would be easy for Jeli Baggins to write something funny about us after reading more than 30 pages of captions.
Elf being whispered to: Nope. Jeli Baggins- hobbit, yes. Caption writer, no.
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Old 03-19-2003, 06:36 PM   #1393
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Old 03-19-2003, 06:39 PM   #1394
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Old 03-20-2003, 09:01 AM   #1395
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Old 03-20-2003, 09:22 AM   #1396
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I know this is really late, but...
For the Pippin one
Prohibitition comesto the Shire
BTW, that was made up at ninecompanions.net not by me. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Legolas one:
Legolas: *thinking* They're talking about me again... I know it.....
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Old 03-21-2003, 10:51 AM   #1398
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