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10-22-2012, 12:42 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Beleriand - First Age
Posts: 19
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"Legolas is lying. I am most definitely not his father."
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10-22-2012, 01:14 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 34
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"You could try to get closer to me... I'm in love... I'm in deep "
"Please come inside when you're ready to... But no chance if you don't want to dance"
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Out from the new day's mist We have come We shift, pulsing with the Earth... Company We keep Roaming the land while you... sleep |
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11-16-2012, 02:06 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
Posts: 425
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Well, here's a new pic, since the old one seems to have dried up now.
 Have fun with it!
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"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam." |
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11-16-2012, 02:24 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,037
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After finally making the cover of Urulóki Monthly, Smaug was devastated to see the camera had added 10 tons.
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Music alone proves the existence of God. |
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11-16-2012, 02:51 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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You might think that's fire, it's actually Smaug's fanciest toothpick.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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11-16-2012, 06:56 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Bilbo knew he had no chance to win the spaghetti eating contest when he saw Smaug slurping dragon pasta.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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11-16-2012, 08:06 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,401
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Dragon workout.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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11-16-2012, 09:06 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,037
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The most vile deed of a dragon was turning the home of its prey into a litter box.
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Music alone proves the existence of God. |
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11-16-2012, 11:00 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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Disembodied voice: "Like I said touch nothing but the lamp!"
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11-25-2012, 08:05 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Even Smaug cannot stand The Hildebrandt Brothers artwork, and is attempting to burn it from within..
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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11-28-2012, 09:22 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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Gotta clean up this place. Got a fine lady dragon coming over.
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12-01-2012, 08:47 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,401
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Smaug looks for that one little special coin that once belonged to some Dwarf or other.
~~~ There was a good reason Smaug didn't bother with lightbulbs in his house.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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12-02-2012, 01:02 AM
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Beloved Shadow
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Stadium
Posts: 5,971
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This is an artist's depiction of what it would've looked like had Smaug decided he wished to convert his beautiful piles of fantastic treasure into a formless molten pool. (Note: He almost definitely never did this.)
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the phantom has posted.
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12-04-2012, 03:27 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
Posts: 425
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 Have fun! (When did I become the officially unofficial photo updater?)
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"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam." |
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12-04-2012, 03:48 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,037
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"Watch your step, Mithrandir. I haven't got those Orcs, er, I mean new dogs, trained yet."
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Music alone proves the existence of God. |
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12-04-2012, 04:00 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman: Whatever you do, Gandalf, don't pull that leaver!
Gandalf: What? This leaver? *clank*
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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12-04-2012, 04:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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Saruman; Gandalf you work too hard for the Halflings they can not change the course of time... Gandalf?
Gandalf; ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Morsul the Resurrected |
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12-05-2012, 12:25 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Gandalf: Would you look at that!
Saruman: I try not to acknowledge the shorter races. Or... Smeagol and Deagol, version two. Or... Gandalf: Maybe you were right about these boots being much, much too large.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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12-05-2012, 10:25 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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Saruman: "Who is your hair stylist, Gandalf?
That beard needs one serious makeover, like ick!"
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12-05-2012, 10:41 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,591
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Gandalf notices the sudden cliff while Saruman remains oblivious.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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12-17-2012, 10:23 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,093
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I says: Time for new material!
 Bilbo: "This is the way you're supposed to hold it, right?" or Bilbo: "Die, bacon, die!"
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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12-17-2012, 10:32 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,037
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Having lost his toenail clippers, Bilbo resorts to desperate measures.
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Music alone proves the existence of God. |
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12-17-2012, 01:29 PM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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Bilbo: "I am no useless Hobbit! I will pull this sword from that stone! I am the rightful King! I am the Prince that was Promised!"
OR "Gotcha, Gandalf. That's for ruining my newly painted door!"
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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12-17-2012, 01:51 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The Elvenking's Halls
Posts: 425
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After ignoring the wise advice of Mithrandir, Bilbo consumes several of the wild mushrooms of Mirkwood. As such, he begins attacking his hallucinations of giant spiders.
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"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam." |
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12-17-2012, 01:55 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Having being stuck in that position for several weeks, Bilbo was forced to finally admit that he didn't know how to carve a turkey.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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12-17-2012, 05:50 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Bilbo: "Just keep still, Gandalf, do you really want the White Council to know you got a Hobbit to trim your fringe?"
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Gordon's alive!
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12-17-2012, 07:42 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Bilbo turned really fierce when he returned to Bag-End and found that no-one had dusted at all!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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12-17-2012, 08:16 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,401
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Martin Freeman didn't realize how dull movie props swords could be.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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12-25-2012, 06:14 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Bilbo soon realised that an Elven sword is a boon when the Yule turkey is overcooked yet again.
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Gordon's alive!
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12-26-2012, 02:36 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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I claim this land for Spain.
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The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' |
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12-26-2012, 02:39 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,401
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Bilbo is preparing his favourite meal - mushroom skewer. On his sword.
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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12-30-2012, 07:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Bilbo soon learns that no one is safe from Gandalf's surprise hair-ball fits.
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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12-30-2012, 08:00 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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Bilbo: Hey look a new picture...
 Elrond: Milk, eggs, flour...hate to damper your enthusiasm but the only runes showing up this day is someone's grocery list.
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12-30-2012, 08:04 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Glow sticks...balloons...a petting zoo...a chocolate fountain? Elrond begins to rethink letting the dwarves celebrate Durin's Day in Rivendell after reading their list of supplies.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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12-30-2012, 08:55 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,037
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"Gandalf, I'll notarize this for you, but I still can't believe you took out a life insurance policy on Mr. Baggins."
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Music alone proves the existence of God. |
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12-31-2012, 09:46 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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"50 Shades of...'. Woh! So this is what my
daughter's been reading when she visits her nanna in Lorien!"
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The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' |
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12-31-2012, 09:48 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 10,401
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Elrond: I can't see a thing! Bring me my reading glasses!
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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12-31-2012, 10:44 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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Elrond: "Aghagh... khukh... akagha..."
Gandalf: "So, you can read these ancient runes!" Elrond: "No, I was just clearing my throat." OR "So that was fifteen single rooms, breakfast, stabling for ponies... it'll be 530 gold pieces, Gandalf." OR "Your references seem pretty good, Mr. Gandalf. You get the job." OR Elrond: "Gandalf? Are you serious about it? A bounty on Azog's head?" Gandalf: "Well, we were thinking two can play that game."
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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12-31-2012, 01:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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Gandalf: "I've got a spec script I think you'll find verrry interesting."
Elrond: "Let's see. In a hole in the ground there lived a burrahobbit. Wait a minute. What's a burrahobbit? Gandalf, are you trolling for backing of your latest Peter Jackson adaptation? I lost a bundle on that King Kong turkey."
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