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03-22-2011, 06:37 AM | #13601 |
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Eowyn: Why the long face?
Winfola: I was born this way, what's laughing boy's excuse!
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03-24-2011, 10:00 PM | #13602 |
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Eowyn: You take your hand off that sword, or I'm calling my big brother over, and he'll twist your head off!
~*~ Eowyn: Aragon, darling, you're my life! Honey, please say that you love me! I'll go mad without you! Oh, please, sweetheart! Aragorn: Eowyn, do you realise that there is a man right behind you taking in every word of your confession? Eowyn: *stares blankly* You jerk! You idiot! Why didn't you tell me before I started?
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03-25-2011, 08:43 AM | #13603 |
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Eowyn: What's he got in his pocketses, precious?
Aragorn: ...just when I thought that could not get anymore disturbing hearing it from Gollum.
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03-25-2011, 11:40 AM | #13604 |
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Eowyn: Hey, Moose face, shave your beard!
Aragorn: Your attempts to get my attention are getting weirder... Eowyn: I was talking to the horse. Aragorn: ... I think my previous statement stands.
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03-25-2011, 12:24 PM | #13605 |
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The discovery in conversation that Éowyn was also a woman, and thus that Arwen was not the last of that kind, had Aragorn greatly confused.
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03-25-2011, 09:07 PM | #13606 |
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Eowyn finally revealed the truth to Aragor about his love Arwen: that she was a no good, horse stealing diva who only wanted the spotlight and thus cutting a character out of the movies.
Aragorn was not impressed. He thought he covered Arwen's tracks rather well.
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03-27-2011, 09:31 AM | #13607 |
Wight
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Same old joke, different picture . . .
Éowyn: "My Lord, is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"
Aragorn: "It is my sword, and you've been hanging out with Grìma Wormtongue for too long!"
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03-27-2011, 09:39 AM | #13608 |
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Take up the whole road, why don't you?
Rider coming up behind: "Look, you two. You know the rules of the road. Walk on the right. Ride on the left."
Éowyn: "Don't mind him, my Lord. I am Théoden's cousin's friend's brother's twin once removed on my maternal grandmother's side! I can do as I please!" Aragorn: "You mean Théoden's sister-daughter." Éowyn: "Whatever! I'm not a Holbytla!"
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03-27-2011, 09:45 AM | #13609 |
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Good Question
Aragorn: "Please take your hand off my butt. I am promised to another!"
Éowyn: "Why didn't you tell me that a half-hour ago?" Aragorn: "Ummm . . ."
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04-01-2011, 05:08 AM | #13610 |
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There's one born every minute . . .
Éowyn: "I have received a message from Arwen. She has changed her mind about you and is leaving for the Grey Havens immediately!"
Aragorn: "In that case, how about a date?" Éowyn: "April Fool!" Aragorn: "Don't I feel like one?! How about that date?"
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04-14-2011, 02:50 PM | #13611 |
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Shameless Blackadder steal:
Aragorn was beginning to harbour suspicions about his devoted new stable boy, 'Bob'.
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04-16-2011, 03:54 PM | #13612 |
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"I'd prefer to ride," said Aragorn after Eowyn stepped on his sore toe.
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04-17-2011, 12:45 PM | #13613 |
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How could we forget?!
Eowyn: What is it?
Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! *** A realization struck Aragorn like a thunderbolt: Balrogs indeed do not have wings. This was the most disappointing thing that Eowyn has ever heard from him.
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04-17-2011, 03:41 PM | #13614 |
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Reading between the lines . . .
. . . or under the cloak!
Eowyn: What is it? Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! That's usually his way of telling us it's time for a new photograph!
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04-17-2011, 03:49 PM | #13615 |
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Eowyn: What is it?
Aragorn: It's, um, Gandalf... and he's uncloaking again! That's usually his way of telling us it's time for a new photograph! Grima: I told you that wizard is up to no good!
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04-17-2011, 04:27 PM | #13616 |
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"You'd just as soon kiss an orc? That can be arranged!"
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04-17-2011, 04:35 PM | #13617 |
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They say love is blind, but even Grima was hard-pressed to overlook that enormous zit...
~ ~ ~ Elsewhere, staff at the Edoras branch of Madame Tussauds were puzzling over who could possibly have stolen their Eowyn waxwork.
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04-17-2011, 04:40 PM | #13618 |
Wight of the Old Forest
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"You think I'm weird? You should have seen me in Myst III!"
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04-17-2011, 07:41 PM | #13619 |
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Grima: From hell's heart, I spit at thee!
Eowyn: Eeeeek! Or... Grima: Maybe I'm not the man you always dreamed about...but I think we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.
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04-18-2011, 01:45 AM | #13620 |
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Grima, trying to perfect his hypnotism, does not realize that Eowyn fell asleep out of boredom, not obedience.
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04-18-2011, 07:13 AM | #13621 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Grima: Does this bug you? I'm not touching you.
Does this bug you? Eowyn: Eomer, get in here. Grima's been at the mead cask again!
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04-26-2011, 03:54 PM | #13622 |
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since no one posted for a while
Grima: Did you just call this picture stupid?!
Frodo really wanted to become the fourth Musquetteer. *** Frodo was distracted from his battle with the Hand when he realized that all 3 of his companions are girls.
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04-26-2011, 04:28 PM | #13623 |
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Wake up guys! The King of the Green Slime from PJ's movie
is back. And this time I think he's one of the bad guys.
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04-26-2011, 04:35 PM | #13624 |
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What happens when you try to cut nails with a sword...
Frodo's nailbar didn't get off to a good start. Not only did he amputate the Hulk's hand but it was the first manicure with a three hundred percent mortality rate.
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04-26-2011, 04:42 PM | #13625 |
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Frodo's temper flared when he asked himself: why didn't the hand give him any jewelry?!
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04-26-2011, 05:14 PM | #13626 |
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His attempt to mind-meld with the Wight unsuccessful, Frodo decided to try a Force Push.
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04-26-2011, 05:17 PM | #13627 |
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Having suddenly realised that the object in his hand was not the phial, Frodo didn't lose his wits. "Hold on a second," he said to the aggressor, "Pause game while I go get something."
***In the same spirit*** Frodo: just give me a second, please! Who can fight with an unbuttoned vest?
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04-27-2011, 05:01 AM | #13628 |
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Frodo's companions were highly embarrassed at his woeful battle-puns; "You won't be so hand-some when I'm through with you!" sent them over the edge and into a coma.
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04-27-2011, 07:37 AM | #13629 |
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Wight: "Don't you tell me to 'talk to the hand!'"
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04-27-2011, 09:00 AM | #13630 |
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"I will hand you to Sauron myself - MWAHAHA!"
- deleted script, The Fellowship of the Ring, P. Jackson.
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04-27-2011, 09:04 AM | #13631 |
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Frodo instantly regretted his request for a high five.
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04-27-2011, 09:05 AM | #13632 |
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In finding material to expand The Hobbit into two films, Peter Jackson decided to ponder what it would look like to have Bilbo save Fili, Kili, and Mrs. Balin from the Barrow-wight that lurked in the Trolls' cave.
cue entrance of Tom Bombadil and a rousing Dwarven chorus singing "Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow..."
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04-27-2011, 10:37 AM | #13633 |
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Being a doctor wasn't easy on Frodo. Three patients were already done, and the fourth needed a vaccine in his finger.
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04-27-2011, 11:47 AM | #13634 |
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Frodo struggled to teach the Wight Scottish Folkdance - Sam Merry and Pippin had been exhausted by the "Dashing White Sergeant" even before the sword dance had gone so horribly wrong -now he was understandably reluctant to try the "Gay Gordons"
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04-27-2011, 12:16 PM | #13635 |
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Frodo was immensly astounded when the hand-made beautiful statue that he carved himself out of stone came to life and attempted to throttle him.
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05-02-2011, 12:51 PM | #13636 |
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Frodo thought that the fight with the hand would be tough....... but didn't think he could beat all of The Addams Family.......
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05-08-2011, 09:22 AM | #13637 |
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BW was offended when Frodo suggested that there was a better picture around...
You want to fight Saruman, my preciousss?
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05-08-2011, 11:56 AM | #13638 |
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Those who encountered Ent-kwon-do seldom lived to tell of it.
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05-08-2011, 11:57 AM | #13639 |
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The hangovers got worse every year.
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05-08-2011, 12:36 PM | #13640 |
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Pinocchio got bigger in size with every year, and his nose relatively grew longer. Soon he will require the help of a walking stick, but he still didn't become a real boy.
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