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03-11-2003, 08:20 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hopefully Middle-Earth
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"And now i'll show you why you don't seduce a Ranger! Hiya!!"
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Here I set it, but I command you not to touch it, nor to permit any other to lay hand on it. In this elvish sheath dwells the Blade that was Broken and has been made again. Telchar first wrought it in the deeps of time. Death shall come to any man that draws Elendil's sword save Elendil's heir. |
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03-11-2003, 09:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world
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 If I had just pushed him in...I wouldn't be holding this council right now!
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Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~ |
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03-11-2003, 10:20 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lost but Found
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Elrond: I can stop Frodo dying why can't I make a simple Headache tablet?
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Though here at journeys end I lie in dakness buried deep, beyond all towers strong and high beyond all mountains steep, above all shadows rides the Sun and Stars forever dwell:I will not say the Day is done nor bid the Stars farewell! |
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03-11-2003, 10:48 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hopefully Middle-Earth
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"Aw man...i feel another zit...and i'm already god-knows-how-old..."
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Here I set it, but I command you not to touch it, nor to permit any other to lay hand on it. In this elvish sheath dwells the Blade that was Broken and has been made again. Telchar first wrought it in the deeps of time. Death shall come to any man that draws Elendil's sword save Elendil's heir. |
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03-11-2003, 11:03 PM
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Beholder of the Mists
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now
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Elrond: The stupidity of that hobbit, oh, what's his name, Pipp... whatever! is causing me great pain.
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03-12-2003, 07:47 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Ohhh, I think the dwarves ate wet burritos again! I really have to stop allowing them to be served.
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Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7 |
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03-12-2003, 08:48 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Elrond: Hey! Who stole my glove puppet?
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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03-12-2003, 11:50 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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"Yuck! Who left that rotten apple there?"
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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03-12-2003, 05:16 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lost but Found
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Sorry if it's too early but I did wait a day
 Éowyn (to herself):At least I'll get my moment of glory with the Witch King.
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Though here at journeys end I lie in dakness buried deep, beyond all towers strong and high beyond all mountains steep, above all shadows rides the Sun and Stars forever dwell:I will not say the Day is done nor bid the Stars farewell! |
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03-12-2003, 05:26 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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Eowyn: Oh no, here we go...
Theoden: I just got back from baaattle! And you didn't even go! Ha! In your face sister-daughter! Eowyn: Oh please, will he ever grow up? That random gaurd in the crowd: I see the light! That man just behind Theoden's head reminds me so very much of my project on the assasination of John F. Kennedy, I wouldn't be surprized if he got out some sort of rifle...
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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03-12-2003, 05:43 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts
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(it looks like the orc's on Aragorn's lap so...)
Aragorn: You better tell me what you want for Christmas... Elrond: Ugh, I should have known that Tums weren't for headaches... Eowyn: *hmph* How come HE always gets an army of riders following him everywhere? Lame, yes. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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"Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh |
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03-13-2003, 03:32 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: napa valley, ca
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Eowyn - "I think I should be a Númenórean, look how ugly and dirty everyone else is... They all look like like dirty, hairy bums for heaven's sake. How am I supposed to find a husband here!!! Aragorn, wait up...."
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History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla! |
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03-13-2003, 09:10 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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This picture makes me think of the Disney movie versions of Beauty and the Beast. Éowyn as Belle walking through the crowds at the beginning as everyone is singing about how weird she is.
Éowyn/Belle: There must be more than this provincial life! -Or- Éowyn: I'm surrounded by idiots.
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03-13-2003, 09:24 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Something close like Shire
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Eowyn: It's not fair, I want to go too!
Snowmane: Wanna change places?! Erm... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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03-13-2003, 09:33 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Past the Point of No Return...
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Eowyn: It's not fair... *sniff* I want to go kill a bunch of orcs... And get all bloody... Wait... There's something over there! OMG!!! ARAGORN'S CHANGING!!!! MOVE OVER CUZ HERE I COME!!!!
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Holy angel, in Heaven blessed... My spirit longs with thee to rest! ~Faust Never judge a book by its movie. ~J. W. Eagan By the big slippers of big slipperdom! ~M. Gillenormand, Les Misérables My blog! |
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03-13-2003, 11:23 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 Unaware of the other hobbits laughing at him, Pippin continued to try and swim his way to Rivendell. -Or- Pippin: It's just not working, Sam. No matter how hard I try, I can't make myself believe I'm swimming in the Brandywine. Sam: *concealing a smile and stifling a laugh* Kick harder. Merry and Frodo are doubled over with laughter behind a bush.
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03-13-2003, 11:48 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Wicked Pippin of the West: Heeelp meee!. I'm melting!
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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03-13-2003, 12:11 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world
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Dangit, Sam that's the third time you've tripped me today now stop!
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Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~ |
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03-13-2003, 01:42 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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Hey, look, I found a quarter!!
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03-13-2003, 06:24 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Look, Mommy! I can swim!
--OR-- Are you SURE this is how we do synchronized swimming? Where's everyone else?
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits." |
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03-13-2003, 06:45 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Riverbank of the Anduin
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Sam: I'll just step on Pippin's cloak again.
or Pippin: Why is it so deep here, and about 3 inches deep there?
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Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup. |
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03-13-2003, 07:46 PM
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Beholder of the Mists
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now
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Pippin: I know I am short, but I never thought I was this short!
or I knew that this journey was going to be very hard, but I never thought that i was going to start shrinking because of it. or I really need some Entdraught Please!
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03-13-2003, 09:32 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world
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 EEEYAAAAH! My sword is glowing, help! I know you guys can do better than that [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~ |
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03-13-2003, 09:47 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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After The One Ring becomes a failure, Sauron attempts a new creation: One Sword to Rule Them All. Like the Ring, the Sword glows fiery letter when placed in fire and easily corrupts its wielder.
Of course, this sword somehow falls into the hands of Aragorn and he becomes the Swordbearer. Now he must repeat Frodo's quest and head for Mount Doom to destroy the One Sword, or will he? Not exactly funny, but just a thought.
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03-13-2003, 10:34 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Nowhere and Everywhere
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Orc: Aragorn, I am your father.
Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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I do not eat melons, for mellon means friend, and I do not eat my friends. Behold the grassy plains and rolling hills of Rohan! |
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03-13-2003, 11:12 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Finally out of the Paths of the Dead!
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Aragorn: Woah! This industrial size curling iron is really hot!!!
I'm sorry guys...That's all I could think of.
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"God is the Lord, of angels, and of men--and of elves" -J.R.R. Tolkien "Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."-Gimli "Spiders are hideous."-Dietrich Bonhoeffer |
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03-13-2003, 11:28 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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New Glo-Sword™! Clinically proven to amuse any humorless Ranger for hours upon hours on end! Really works or your money back!
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
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03-14-2003, 02:18 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Road2Rivendell: 250miles (somewhere near Weathertop)
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OK, the Star Wars Prop swops are starting to get unfunny...
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Do not mess with us, we are the first chocoholic elves! Arwen is evil and she's after the Ring! My plan is perfect, how dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan?-Sauron |
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03-14-2003, 10:20 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Aragorn remembers when he was given the sword and hears Bilbo's voice in his head: The blade glows orange when wizards are near!
 Legolas: Stupid sword! Why can't you glow like Aragorns?! [ March 14, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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03-14-2003, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: UK
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For the Aragorn pic:
Aragorn's mums voice: Now Arry, how many times have I told you...leave those sparklers alone...one day my boy, you'll burn your fingers, and dont' come crying to me when it happens... Aragorn is writing A-R-W-E-N many times Hmmm...sorry about that one, it sounded funnier when it was in my head. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? |
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03-14-2003, 12:30 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Quote:
Legolas: "I can't use this sword! There's a mark on it!" *Meanwhile, an orc comes up behind him, scimitar raised....*
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
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03-14-2003, 02:56 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts
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Everyone thought Legolas was going insane when he began trying to levitate his sword with his mind, but when he began trying to melt it with his non-existent heat vision...
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"Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh |
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03-14-2003, 03:02 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The Old Forest
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lol, funny Airehiriel! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] And I thought yours was funny too, Galadriel9. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Legolas: "Hmmmm . . . I wonder what this is?" Yeah I know, not so good. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein |
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03-14-2003, 03:10 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Finally out of the Paths of the Dead!
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Legolas looking into the reflection: "I am sooo beautiful! Look at me! My hair, my face, my---O.M.G.!!! Is that a...a...eyelash!!! AHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!
OK, I know that was stupid.
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03-14-2003, 06:24 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world
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Mmm, kabob!
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Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~ |
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03-15-2003, 12:42 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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lol! luv yer sig shy hobbit!
new pic? okay!  Pippin learns that there is no more pipeweed to be found.
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03-15-2003, 01:03 AM
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Beholder of the Mists
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now
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I just have to do one for the Aragorn picture
Aragorn: Arrrgh! Down sword, down, simmer down! Pippin: Ahhhh! I have fallen and I can't get up! [ March 15, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]
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03-15-2003, 01:19 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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AAAAAAH!!!! GIMLI'S GONNA SIT ON ME!!!!! MERRY! HELP!
pardon me if that's lame. -------------------------------- Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willo!
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"YOU!" "Indeed." |
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03-15-2003, 01:51 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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(For the Elrond pic)
"That's it! I'm never throwing another house party! Where's my valium? MERRY BRANDYBUCK! TAKE THAT WENCH & GET OUTTA MY BED!!!"
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