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Boromir88 · 07-18-2009, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Saruman: "Palantir, Palantir in my hand: Who is the fairest in the land?"

Palantir: Warning, can not compute. Can not compute! Self destruct in 3 seconds.

mormegil · 07-18-2009, 04:41 PM

Saruman's elation soon turned into fierce anger when he realized that the street vendor sold him a fake palantir.

Or

Saruman's is angered when the only thing he sees from his palantir is Gandalf the Gray....uncloaking

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-18-2009, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil

Saruman's is angered when the only thing he sees from his palantir is Gandalf the Gray....uncloaking

Saruman: I knew when Gandalf said he'd commandeered the Palantir network for 'something important' it would be THIS.

OR

After putting his hand out to check for rain, Saurman soon realised that these hail stones were going to land him in hospital in three... two... one...

narfforc · 07-18-2009, 07:36 PM

Saruman is about to lose to Sauron in a Staring-out Competition.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-18-2009, 07:58 PM

Sauron: Mordor Pizza delivery, how can I help you?

Saruman: MY CAVE TROLL PIZZA WAS FIVE HOURS LATE! AND IT HAD TEETH MARKS IN IT! I DEMAND A REFUND.

Sauron: Hold on, I'll get the manager. Please hold.

*five hours of monotonous hold music later*

Sauron: Hey, turns out I AM the manager. How can I help?

Repeat to infinity...

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-20-2009, 03:28 AM

(Dial tone) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-booooooop-beeeeeeeeeeep-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -de –de-de -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep -brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -vrum -vrum -vrum -beeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Saruman hated his palantir dial up connection.

The Only Real Estel · 07-21-2009, 07:02 PM

Saruman was enraged when he removed his gift from Santa from his stocking - yet another lump of coal.

Boromir88 · 07-26-2009, 06:42 PM

Saruman: Palantir! I command ye to reveal the next picture!

Galadriel: I know what it is you see, for it is also on my mind...

Frodo: Yes, well you can't deny you burnt the pizza, it's still smoldering

narfforc · 07-26-2009, 07:51 PM

Galadriel finds out that you can't destroy the evidence of killing your husband by B.B.Q.

narfforc · 07-26-2009, 08:16 PM

When Galadriel recites 'Mirror ,Mirror not so tall, what is cooking to consume for all. Frodo finds it difficult to imagime Half-baked Halfling.

Inziladun · 07-26-2009, 08:26 PM

Galadriel: 'Do not touch the water! It is time for my exfoliative rinse.'

Boromir88 · 07-26-2009, 10:09 PM

Galadriel: Will you look into my pensieve?

Frodo: Umm...Lady Galadriel are you sure you are thinking of the right movie?

Galadriel: I don't know why I didn't get the part of Dumbledore. I am much hotter than the one they gave it too!

Morthoron · 07-26-2009, 10:48 PM

I've won an Oscar...I've played Queen Elizabeth I on two occasions...how in the heck did I end up serving hungry hobbits at a Middle-earth greasy spoon?

mormegil · 07-27-2009, 12:02 AM

Galadriel was uncertain if the ring had been entrusted to the right person when Frodo thought her mirror was for pipe weed smoking.

Eönwë · 07-27-2009, 03:22 PM

Frodo: No! No! Frying spoilss nice fissh *gollum*
Galadriel: [thinking] what an inferior life-form...

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2009, 03:25 PM

Lothlorien's air conditioners didn't work too well...

OR

Galadriel: I don't know what you did, Frodo, but you're going to have to buy me a new mirror.

Eönwë · 07-27-2009, 03:49 PM

Galadriel: Who put potassium in my mirror?
Frodo: Potassium, what's potassium? Do we even have that sort of knowledge in Middle-Earth?
Galadriel: Wait, what?

or

Frodo and Galadriel mourn over the loss of a burnt piece of lembas.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2009, 04:06 PM

Frodo: So this is where Gandalf keeps his fireworks for the rest of the time!

The Elf-warrior · 07-28-2009, 12:24 AM

Smoke on the Water.

Parmastahir · 08-02-2009, 06:44 AM

Frodo: "Alakazam and . . . POOF! Your dollar is gone! There! That's real magic."

Galadriel: "Ahhh. So 'magic' is another name for thievery. Gimme back my buck."

The Only Real Estel · 08-02-2009, 08:58 AM

Frodo: "That's it?"

Galadriel: "It's a smoke bomb."

Frodo: "Yeah but that's it??"

Galadriel: "It was 'The Mighty Exploding Smoke Screen Bomb of Doom*,' the largest one they had there."

Frodo: "The smoke wasn't even colored!!"

*Isn't it funny how they come up with some of the most ridiculous & over-the-top sounding names you could ever imagine for fireworks? And often times small ones that don't even do anything...

Boromir88 · 08-02-2009, 11:56 AM

Galadriel: What do you see?

Frodo: A new pic!

Uruk: Woah, watch where you're swinging that thing!

or...

Boro: I want to see you dance.

Uruk: Huh?

Boro: I said Dance!

The Only Real Estel · 08-02-2009, 12:20 PM

Given his options, Pippin decided it was safer to go off & fight the statue in the background & leave Boromir to take on the Uruk.

Boro - the first thing I thought when I saw that picture was something along the lines of your "Dance!" caption - only you had posted & my idea was still taken!!

Boromir88 · 08-02-2009, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Boro - the first thing I thought when I saw that picture was something along the lines of your "Dance!" caption - only you had posted & my idea was still taken!!

hehe my apologies. But you got a good caption, with all the attention being drawn to the Uruk and Boro's sword, I didn't even realize Pippin was in the picture. Good catch.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2009, 12:31 PM

Boromir's unique style of dentistry wasn't appreciated by all.

OR

Uruk: Hay, that Hobbit stole your wal- *dead*

Boromir88 · 08-02-2009, 04:34 PM

Unbeknownst to Boro, Pippin had placed a 'Kick Me' sign on his back, and when the Uruk kicked him, he had enough.

Inziladun · 08-02-2009, 05:08 PM

Boromir distracts his foe with a masterful tactic: 'Your shoe's untied!'

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2009, 05:16 PM

Uruk: aaah! A spider! Get it off. Get it off. Get it off. Get it off.

Boromir: Just hold still! I'll get it.

FOUR SECONDS LATER:

Uruk: Thanks man, I hate spiders you know.

Boromir: Hey, don't worry. I have this irrational fear of arrows.

Uruk: You know, this whole experience has helped me deal with a lot of issues. Maybe I could do the same for you with your phobia?

Boromir: That doesn't sound dangerous at all!

Morthoron · 08-02-2009, 06:31 PM

Boromir: No, I am not happy to see you -- but yes, that was a sword in my pocket.

narfforc · 08-03-2009, 12:53 PM

Uruk: Is that thing Sharpe?

Sorry couldn't avoid it

.

mormegil · 08-03-2009, 01:55 PM

The uruk didn't realize the cost of telling a 'your momma' joke to Boromir.

Or

The uruk didn't realize the cost of telling a 'Gandalf uncloaking' joke to Boromir
(Even here I can get one of those in

)

The Only Real Estel · 08-04-2009, 10:43 PM

Middle Earth's Dancing With the Stars was cancelled after just one season.

The obvious lack of talent aside, it simply couldn't be ignored that every time a toe got stepped on, a casualty ensued.

Eönwë · 08-07-2009, 05:54 PM

Boromir: Are those wings on your back?
Ugluk: No! I'm not a Balrog!
Boromir: Balrogs don't have wings!
Ugluk: Yes they do!
Boromir: No they don't! How could it have fallen then?
Ugluk: Yes they did. How could it's wings spread from wall to wall?
Boromir: They were metaphorical!
Ugluk: No they weren't!
Boromir: Balrogs don't have wings!
Ugluk: Yes they do!
Boromir: *draws sword* *charges*

Pippin: *runs away* Does it really matter that much?

Boromir88 · 08-12-2009, 10:26 AM

Uruk: Quick! Look at the new pic!

Frodo: Spare change?

narfforc · 08-12-2009, 10:54 AM

Frodo: OUCH! I've got a splinter.

Faramir: You'll have to come to The Houses of Healing via Osgiliath to get that removed.

Sam, from somewhere near: By roights I don't think we should go near there Mr Frodo.

Inziladun · 08-12-2009, 11:29 AM

Faramir: 'Robin Hood? Never heard of 'em!'

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-12-2009, 11:53 AM

Frodo: Look, Faramir, you can threaten all you like, but we're not stopping every time you see an injured insect.

OR

Faramir: Where did you get that gold coin?

Frodo: I found it.

Faramir: Why does it say 'Property of Boromir'?

Frodo: That's just silly. Boromir died.

Faramir: ... ... Did you steal from a dead body?

Frodo: ... um... *runs away*

Oddwen · 08-12-2009, 09:50 PM

Frodo: Owie! I have a boo boo!

Faramir: .......

Frodo: Waaaaaah! Kiss it, Faramir!

Faramir: ..........

Guy in the background: Walking away, doodley doo...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-14-2009, 03:04 PM

Yet another innocent bypasser falls victim to Faramirs terrible aim

Eönwë · 08-16-2009, 09:12 AM

Frodo owns up to stealing Faramir's pet stone

07-18-2009, 04:41 PM	#13322
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Saruman's elation soon turned into fierce anger when he realized that the street vendor sold him a fake palantir. Or Saruman's is angered when the only thing he sees from his palantir is Gandalf the Gray....uncloaking __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-18-2009, 07:36 PM	#13324
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Saruman is about to lose to Sauron in a Staring-out Competition. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-18-2009, 07:58 PM	#13325
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sauron: Mordor Pizza delivery, how can I help you? Saruman: MY CAVE TROLL PIZZA WAS FIVE HOURS LATE! AND IT HAD TEETH MARKS IN IT! I DEMAND A REFUND. Sauron: Hold on, I'll get the manager. Please hold. five hours of monotonous hold music later Sauron: Hey, turns out I AM the manager. How can I help? Repeat to infinity... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-20-2009, 03:28 AM	#13326
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	(Dial tone) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-booooooop-beeeeeeeeeeep-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -de –de-de -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep -brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -vrum -vrum -vrum -beeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Saruman hated his palantir dial up connection. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-26-2009, 06:42 PM	#13328
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Saruman: Palantir! I command ye to reveal the next picture! Galadriel: I know what it is you see, for it is also on my mind... Frodo: Yes, well you can't deny you burnt the pizza, it's still smoldering __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-21-2009, 07:02 PM	#13327
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman was enraged when he removed his gift from Santa from his stocking - yet another lump of coal.

07-26-2009, 07:51 PM	#13329
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Galadriel finds out that you can't destroy the evidence of killing your husband by B.B.Q. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-26-2009, 08:16 PM	#13330
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	When Galadriel recites 'Mirror ,Mirror not so tall, what is cooking to consume for all. Frodo finds it difficult to imagime Half-baked Halfling. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-26-2009, 08:26 PM	#13331
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Galadriel: 'Do not touch the water! It is time for my exfoliative rinse.' __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-26-2009, 10:09 PM	#13332
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Galadriel's Lament Galadriel: Will you look into my pensieve? Frodo: Umm...Lady Galadriel are you sure you are thinking of the right movie? Galadriel: I don't know why I didn't get the part of Dumbledore. I am much hotter than the one they gave it too! __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-26-2009, 10:48 PM	#13333
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	I've won an Oscar...I've played Queen Elizabeth I on two occasions...how in the heck did I end up serving hungry hobbits at a Middle-earth greasy spoon? __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

07-27-2009, 12:02 AM	#13334
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Galadriel was uncertain if the ring had been entrusted to the right person when Frodo thought her mirror was for pipe weed smoking. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-27-2009, 03:22 PM	#13335
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Frodo: No! No! Frying spoilss nice fissh gollum Galadriel: [thinking] what an inferior life-form... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-27-2009, 03:25 PM	#13336
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Lothlorien's air conditioners didn't work too well... OR Galadriel: I don't know what you did, Frodo, but you're going to have to buy me a new mirror. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-27-2009, 03:49 PM	#13337
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Galadriel: Who put potassium in my mirror? Frodo: Potassium, what's potassium? Do we even have that sort of knowledge in Middle-Earth? Galadriel: Wait, what? or Frodo and Galadriel mourn over the loss of a burnt piece of lembas. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-27-2009, 04:06 PM	#13338
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: So this is where Gandalf keeps his fireworks for the rest of the time! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-28-2009, 12:24 AM	#13339
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Smoke on the Water. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-02-2009, 06:44 AM	#13340
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Hobbit Magic Frodo: "Alakazam and . . . POOF! Your dollar is gone! There! That's real magic." Galadriel: "Ahhh. So 'magic' is another name for thievery. Gimme back my buck." __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

08-02-2009, 08:58 AM	#13341
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Fireworks Letdown in Lothlorien Frodo: "That's it?" Galadriel: "It's a smoke bomb." Frodo: "Yeah but that's it??" Galadriel: "It was 'The Mighty Exploding Smoke Screen Bomb of Doom,' the largest one they had there." Frodo: "The smoke wasn't even colored!!" Isn't it funny how they come up with some of the most ridiculous & over-the-top sounding names you could ever imagine for fireworks? And often times small ones that don't even do anything...

08-02-2009, 11:56 AM	#13342
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Galadriel: What do you see? Frodo: A new pic! Uruk: Woah, watch where you're swinging that thing! or... Boro: I want to see you dance. Uruk: Huh? Boro: I said Dance! __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-02-2009, 12:20 PM	#13343
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Given his options, Pippin decided it was safer to go off & fight the statue in the background & leave Boromir to take on the Uruk. Boro - the first thing I thought when I saw that picture was something along the lines of your "Dance!" caption - only you had posted & my idea was still taken!!

08-02-2009, 12:31 PM	#13345
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir's unique style of dentistry wasn't appreciated by all. OR Uruk: Hay, that Hobbit stole your wal- dead __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-02-2009, 04:34 PM	#13346
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unbeknownst to Boro, Pippin had placed a 'Kick Me' sign on his back, and when the Uruk kicked him, he had enough. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-02-2009, 05:08 PM	#13347
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Boromir distracts his foe with a masterful tactic: 'Your shoe's untied!' __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

08-02-2009, 05:16 PM	#13348
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Uruk: aaah! A spider! Get it off. Get it off. Get it off. Get it off. Boromir: Just hold still! I'll get it. FOUR SECONDS LATER: Uruk: Thanks man, I hate spiders you know. Boromir: Hey, don't worry. I have this irrational fear of arrows. Uruk: You know, this whole experience has helped me deal with a lot of issues. Maybe I could do the same for you with your phobia? Boromir: That doesn't sound dangerous at all! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-02-2009, 06:31 PM	#13349
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	Boromir: No, I am not happy to see you -- but yes, that was a sword in my pocket. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

08-03-2009, 12:53 PM	#13350
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Uruk: Is that thing Sharpe? Sorry couldn't avoid it . __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 08-03-2009 at 02:22 PM.

08-03-2009, 01:55 PM	#13351
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	The uruk didn't realize the cost of telling a 'your momma' joke to Boromir. Or The uruk didn't realize the cost of telling a 'Gandalf uncloaking' joke to Boromir (Even here I can get one of those in ) __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-04-2009, 10:43 PM	#13352
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Middle Earth's *Dancing With the Stars* was cancelled after just one season. The obvious lack of talent aside, it simply couldn't be ignored that every time a toe got stepped on, a casualty ensued.

08-07-2009, 05:54 PM	#13353
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Boromir: Are those wings on your back? Ugluk: No! I'm not a Balrog! Boromir: Balrogs don't have wings! Ugluk: Yes they do! Boromir: No they don't! How could it have fallen then? Ugluk: Yes they did. How could it's wings spread from wall to wall? Boromir: They were metaphorical! Ugluk: No they weren't! Boromir: Balrogs don't have wings! Ugluk: Yes they do! Boromir: draws sword charges Pippin: runs away Does it really matter that much? __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-12-2009, 10:26 AM	#13354
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Uruk: Quick! Look at the new pic! Frodo: Spare change? __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-12-2009, 10:54 AM	#13355
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo: OUCH! I've got a splinter. Faramir: You'll have to come to The Houses of Healing via Osgiliath to get that removed. Sam, from somewhere near: By roights I don't think we should go near there Mr Frodo. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-12-2009, 11:29 AM	#13356
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Faramir: 'Robin Hood? Never heard of 'em!' __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

08-12-2009, 11:53 AM	#13357
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: Look, Faramir, you can threaten all you like, but we're not stopping every time you see an injured insect. OR Faramir: Where did you get that gold coin? Frodo: I found it. Faramir: Why does it say 'Property of Boromir'? Frodo: That's just silly. Boromir died. Faramir: ... ... Did you steal from a dead body? Frodo: ... um... runs away __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-12-2009, 09:50 PM	#13358
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Frodo: Owie! I have a boo boo! Faramir: ....... Frodo: Waaaaaah! Kiss it, Faramir! Faramir: .......... Guy in the background: Walking away, doodley doo... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door