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Boromir88 · 06-21-2009, 10:02 PM

Boromir: I want that new caption torn down from the walls immediately!

Now playing: "Aragorn the demon barber of Helm's Deep"

Hakon · 06-21-2009, 11:52 PM

Aragorn: Stay still a second, I need to clean your teeth with this new dental instrument.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 06-22-2009, 03:04 AM

Having problems feeding your toddler?
Aragorn: Here comes the aeroplane zooooooooooooooom.... Come on..... you cannot grow any bigger if you don’t eat your peas.

The Elf-warrior · 06-23-2009, 05:47 PM

Aragorn: "I will stab at the gap between your helmet and your body armor!"

Inziladun · 06-23-2009, 06:02 PM

Aragorn: "Take it back! Arwen is not my cousin!"

mormegil · 06-23-2009, 08:30 PM

Seriously, what is that one Uruk doing in the background. A battle is raging and he's just standing around enjoying the view.

Inziladun · 06-23-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil

Seriously, what is that one Uruk doing in the background. A battle is raging and he's just standing around enjoying the view.

A union man. He's on overtime.

Morthoron · 06-23-2009, 08:51 PM

Aragorn: "What do you mean you want to lead? I am the better dancer!"

mormegil · 06-23-2009, 11:08 PM

I'll cut your heart out with a spoon...I mean a knife.

narfforc · 06-24-2009, 01:14 AM

Aragorn replaces the last rib into his life-size Uruk Jigsaw.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-26-2009, 05:50 AM

Aragorn foolishly decided to make his stand on the part of Helms Deep made of quick sand.

or

Aragorn was about to realise that his knife had been replaced by a odd shaped banana.

Boromir88 · 07-04-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Seriously, what is that one Uruk doing in the background. A battle is raging and he's just standing around enjoying the view.~mormegil

He's looking at the new picture of course.

Troll: *roars* Eat your vegetables!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-04-2009, 12:28 PM

Troll: Wow! Is that an Elf Blade 2000? I've ALWAYS wanted one of them!

OR

Troll: I got something stuck in this tooth, could you get it? I think it's a bit of your friend.

Sam:

narfforc · 07-04-2009, 01:13 PM

Troll: Oh I do say, aren't you that young fellow from The Goonies?

Mithalwen · 07-04-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil

Seriously, what is that one Uruk doing in the background. A battle is raging and he's just standing around enjoying the view.

There is mediaeval painting in the National Gallery which has a woodcutter continuing to chop a tree down despite a massacre/martyrdom going on in the clearing... "I didn't see anything I was felling my tree.... "

Anyway to plagiarise PG Wodehouse

It is never difficult to distinguish between a cave-troll with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

Oddwen · 07-04-2009, 01:22 PM

Troll: Boo!

Or...

Sam: Oh funny, really funny Gandalf. I can see the strings you know!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-04-2009, 01:25 PM

Sam is wearing a particularly offensive T-Shirt.

narfforc · 07-04-2009, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Sam is wearing a particularly offensive T-Shirt.

It reads Hookbill is 4

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 02:54 PM

Arwen: Boys. Always trying to be the alpha-male *sigh*

or

Sam: roar!
Cave troll: ROOOAAARRR!!!

or

The staring contest went on for hours.

Pitchwife · 07-04-2009, 03:03 PM

Cave troll: "What do you mean, I'm not supposed to be in this scene??!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-04-2009, 03:14 PM

Arwen forgot to wear her make-up.

Gwathagor · 07-04-2009, 04:11 PM

"No, YOOUUR mom!!!"

Gwathagor · 07-04-2009, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Anyway to plagiarise PG Wodehouse

It is never difficult to distinguish between a cave-troll with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

mormegil · 07-04-2009, 08:00 PM

Sam learned to knock before entering after this little incident.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-05-2009, 07:19 AM

Smeagol had really let himself go over the last few years and had gained some unwanted pounds.

or

They are just as scared of you as your scared of them.

Troll: Eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Boromir88 · 07-05-2009, 04:05 PM

Sam: You're fired.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-05-2009, 04:24 PM

"You ate the last KLONDIKE BAR!!!"

HerenIstarion · 07-08-2009, 04:57 PM

Sam pondering at his reflection in the mirror the day after being served beer 'in pints' in Bree...

Boromir88 · 07-14-2009, 11:17 AM

Troll: Bring me a new picture now!

Saruman being kicked out of the Wizard's Association decides to spend his free time by joining the Arda Bowling League.

mormegil · 07-14-2009, 11:34 AM

This is very uncommon knowledge but the Istari often played keepsie on their marble games. Saruman just got a prize marble from Gandalf.

Oddwen · 07-14-2009, 11:47 AM

S: Ha! My magic-8 ball says "Yes!" What say you to that, Gandalf the Grey?

Eönwë · 07-14-2009, 12:05 PM

Saruman tries to turn the palantir yellow through the sheer force of his will.

or

Saruman: "No"! Not "no"! Stupid 8-ball. Grima is my friend!

or

Saruman applies make-up with his new mirror

or

Saruman: [to himself] Do I have something in my teeth?

or

Saruman tries to get fire to come out of his nostrils.

Inziladun · 07-14-2009, 12:24 PM

Saruman's 'war face' still needed work.

Boromir88 · 07-14-2009, 12:35 PM

Saruman takes a look into Edoras' closed practices to give Isengard an advantage in the 2010 Arda Cup.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-14-2009, 12:41 PM

Saruman was starting to regret not using that hand-pimple cream.

mormegil · 07-14-2009, 01:12 PM

Saruman learns of Sauron's betrayal of their pact when he sees an orc moon line (a-la Braveheart) in the Palantir.

The Only Real Estel · 07-16-2009, 02:01 PM

Saruman: "Palantir, Palantir in my hand: Who is the fairest in the land?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-16-2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Saruman: "Palantir, Palantir in my hand: Who is the fairest in the land?"

Palantir: I am!

Saruman: ... um... Where did I leave the receipt for this thing?

Mithalwen · 07-17-2009, 04:29 PM

Saruman : I should have gone for the iphone....

HerenIstarion · 07-18-2009, 09:22 AM

Middle-Earth Bowling Championship Final:

Saruman: Com'on, I need that strike, now!

06-21-2009, 10:02 PM	#13281
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Boromir: I want that new caption torn down from the walls immediately! Now playing: "Aragorn the demon barber of Helm's Deep" __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-21-2009, 11:52 PM	#13282
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Aragorn: Stay still a second, I need to clean your teeth with this new dental instrument. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

06-22-2009, 03:04 AM	#13283
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Having problems feeding your toddler? Aragorn: Here comes the aeroplane zooooooooooooooom.... Come on..... you cannot grow any bigger if you don’t eat your peas. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

06-23-2009, 05:47 PM	#13284
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn Uses Western Union Aragorn: "I will stab at the gap between your helmet and your body armor!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-23-2009, 06:02 PM	#13285
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Aragorn: "Take it back! Arwen is not my cousin!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

06-23-2009, 08:30 PM	#13286
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Seriously, what is that one Uruk doing in the background. A battle is raging and he's just standing around enjoying the view. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-23-2009, 08:51 PM	#13288
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	Aragorn: "What do you mean you want to lead? I am the better dancer!" __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

06-23-2009, 11:08 PM	#13289
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	I'll cut your heart out with a spoon...I mean a knife. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-24-2009, 01:14 AM	#13290
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Aragorn replaces the last rib into his life-size Uruk Jigsaw. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-04-2009, 12:28 PM	#13293
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Troll: Wow! Is that an Elf Blade 2000? I've ALWAYS wanted one of them! OR Troll: I got something stuck in this tooth, could you get it? I think it's a bit of your friend. Sam: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-04-2009, 01:13 PM	#13294
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Troll: Oh I do say, aren't you that young fellow from The Goonies? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-04-2009, 01:22 PM	#13296
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Troll: Boo! Or... Sam: Oh funny, really funny Gandalf. I can see the strings you know! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-04-2009, 01:25 PM	#13297
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam is wearing a particularly offensive T-Shirt. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-04-2009, 02:54 PM	#13299
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Arwen: Boys. Always trying to be the alpha-male sigh or Sam: roar! Cave troll: ROOOAAARRR!!! or The staring contest went on for hours. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 07-05-2009 at 09:17 AM.

07-04-2009, 03:03 PM	#13300
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Cave troll: "What do you mean, I'm not supposed to be in this scene??!" __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

07-04-2009, 03:14 PM	#13301
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Arwen forgot to wear her make-up. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-04-2009, 04:11 PM	#13302
Gwathagor Shade with a Blade Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A Rainy Night In Soho Posts: 2,512	"No, YOOUUR mom!!!" __________________ Stories and songs.

07-04-2009, 08:00 PM	#13304
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Sam learned to knock before entering after this little incident. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-05-2009, 07:19 AM	#13305
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Smeagol had really let himself go over the last few years and had gained some unwanted pounds. or They are just as scared of you as your scared of them. Troll: Eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-05-2009, 04:05 PM	#13306
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Sam: You're fired. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-05-2009, 04:24 PM	#13307
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"You ate the last KLONDIKE BAR!!!" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-08-2009, 04:57 PM	#13308
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Sam pondering at his reflection in the mirror the day after being served beer 'in pints' in Bree... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

07-14-2009, 11:17 AM	#13309
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Troll: Bring me a new picture now! Saruman being kicked out of the Wizard's Association decides to spend his free time by joining the Arda Bowling League. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-14-2009, 11:34 AM	#13310
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	This is very uncommon knowledge but the Istari often played keepsie on their marble games. Saruman just got a prize marble from Gandalf. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-14-2009, 11:47 AM	#13311
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	S: Ha! My magic-8 ball says "Yes!" What say you to that, Gandalf the Grey? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-14-2009, 12:05 PM	#13312
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Saruman tries to turn the palantir yellow through the sheer force of his will. or Saruman: "No"! Not "no"! Stupid 8-ball. Grima is my friend! or Saruman applies make-up with his new mirror or Saruman: [to himself] Do I have something in my teeth? or Saruman tries to get fire to come out of his nostrils. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-14-2009, 12:24 PM	#13313
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Saruman's 'war face' still needed work. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-14-2009, 12:35 PM	#13314
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Saruman takes a look into Edoras' closed practices to give Isengard an advantage in the 2010 Arda Cup. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-14-2009, 12:41 PM	#13315
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman was starting to regret not using that hand-pimple cream. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-14-2009, 01:12 PM	#13316
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Saruman learns of Sauron's betrayal of their pact when he sees an orc moon line (a-la Braveheart) in the Palantir. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-16-2009, 02:01 PM	#13317
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman: "Palantir, Palantir in my hand: Who is the fairest in the land?"

07-17-2009, 04:29 PM	#13319
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Saruman : I should have gone for the iphone.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-18-2009, 09:22 AM	#13320
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Middle-Earth Bowling Championship Final: Saruman: Com'on, I need that strike, now! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!