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Parmastahir · 03-08-2009, 06:42 AM

"Galadriel! How many times do I have to tell you?!? It's bleach my underwear and starch my robes!!"

Eönwë · 03-08-2009, 07:51 AM

Legolas's eyebrows take on a life of their own.

Lalwendë · 03-10-2009, 02:54 PM

Legolas: "Hark! What is that sinister sound of raspy breath that I hear many worlds away?"

Aragorn: "I think it is a writer of slash fiction. I had better get up and stop giving her ideas!"

Eönwë · 03-10-2009, 05:22 PM

Gimli: My hovercraft is full of eels.

Oddwen · 03-20-2009, 08:53 PM

Frodo: It's...it's so terrible and majestic! More than I could ever hope for! I never thought we would reach the Fiery Mountain so soon! At last I can be rid of this terrible burden!

Merry: When should we tell him it's only a model?

Pippin: After he throws the Ring in...and after It's mine! Mwa ha!

Formendacil · 03-20-2009, 09:45 PM

Merry is confused when Frodo is left standing at the altar, while Pippin is too busy flirting with the bridesmaids to care.

Beregond · 03-20-2009, 09:54 PM

Gandalf un...

No, no, I'm above that.

Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to Arwen Undomiel, without warning.

Oddwen · 03-20-2009, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beregond

Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to Arwen Undomiel, without warning.

Frodo: O slender as a willow-wand! O clearer than clear water!
O reed by the living pool! Fair River Daughter...

Arwen: Oi! I recognize those verses! Ooo, that watery tart!
*uninhibited violence*

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2009, 02:36 AM

Merry isn't sure how to react to the "Kidnap me!" sign Pippin put on Frodo's back.

OR

Pippin notices that Frodo is wearing a wig.

Kent2010 · 03-21-2009, 08:48 PM

Gandalf failed to warn any of the hobbits the ring would make its bearer sprout a third foot on his back

narfforc · 03-22-2009, 05:00 AM

Frodo see's Bilbo and suddenley realises that getting rid of The One Ring has adverse effects, like inadequate old age pensions, bus passes for the dilapitated public transport system and incontinence in a NHS Hospital.

Kent2010 · 03-22-2009, 07:05 PM

Jackson tells the hobbits to just give their normal expressions for this scene

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-22-2009, 09:23 PM

Nobody told Frodo and Sam that the Council of Elrond was a black-tie* affair.

__________
*As in a black tie and nothing else.

Morthoron · 03-22-2009, 09:37 PM

Frodo's bewildered reaction to Samwise's declaration of undying love was not what Mr. Gamgee was hoping for.

Formendacil · 03-22-2009, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morthoron

Frodo's bewildered reaction to Samwise's declaration of undying love was not what Mr. Gamgee was hoping for.

But, really, what did the Gaffer expect, announcing his son's love for him?

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-23-2009, 05:39 AM

Pippin's 'pour water on Gandalf' prank had somewhat unexpected results.

Gandalf: I'm MEELLLTIING! MEEELLLLTTTTIIINNNGG!!

The Only Real Estel · 04-02-2009, 04:16 PM

Frodo: "We're lost!"

Merry: "What'd you expect..."

Pippin: "Yeah - you used Mapquest!" *snicker*

Morsul the Dark · 04-03-2009, 07:50 AM

Frodo suddenly realises something
Frodo: So we're going to certain death and we're leaving this perfectly nice place why?

Merry: Huh.... You're right...

Pippin: Dude This Pipeweed is amazing smoke some it'tt make it all make sense!

narfforc · 04-04-2009, 12:02 AM

In Rivendell where Elves yet dwell,
they have latrines that do not smell.
Peoples come from far and near,
at elven-maidens just to leer.
Then one day four hobbits came,
to look for fortune and for fame.
But all they found was trouble more,
and poetry, poetry, what a bore.
Frodo from afar did see,
Bilbo Baggins beneath a tree.
In that hour was made his mind,
for the exit door to find.
"I have to get away from here,
or Bilbo rhymes I'll have to hear".
Hearing this Sam did say,
"Quick let's make a getaway".
But all to late I am afraid,
by Elrond they were waylaid.
The moral of this story is,
KEEP AWAY FROM IMLADRISS.

The Elf-warrior · 04-04-2009, 04:18 PM

Pippin rickrolls Frodo and Sam.

Kuruharan · 04-07-2009, 11:29 PM

Merry: He stomped on my foot!!

Frodo: I'll probably feel tortured about this for a long time, but at least now maybe I'll finally be able to make a clean getaway!

Pippin: Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 04-13-2009, 11:04 AM

Frodo did not know what was happening to him from behind or how to make it stop.

Beregond · 04-13-2009, 11:26 AM

Pippin is amused when he finds everyone else is stuck in a slow-motion parallel-reality.

Eönwë · 04-20-2009, 01:51 PM

Merry: What did you do, Pippin? [actually, you can say this in any tone and it still works]

The Only Real Estel · 05-10-2009, 09:27 AM

Frodo & Merry gape at Galadriel's beauty, while Pippin snickers to himself over his stealthy depantsing of Frodo.

Eönwë · 05-11-2009, 03:22 PM

Seems like we need a new one...

how about:

Inziladun · 05-11-2009, 03:30 PM

'My Dear, please ask the hobbit Peregrin to refrain from bathing in my Mirror.'

Kuruharan · 05-11-2009, 04:22 PM

Galadriel and Celeborn: You wore that?!

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-11-2009, 04:36 PM

Celeborn to Galadriel:

Quote:

Celeborn: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Galadriel: What do you mean I'm funny?
Celeborn: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny girl.
[laughs]
Galadriel: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Celeborn: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Galadriel: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
What did ya say? Funny how?
Celeborn: Jus...
Galadriel: What?
Celeborn: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Galadriel: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Celeborn: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Galadriel: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How am I funny, what is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Celeborn [long pause] Get out of here,Gal!
Galadriel: [everyone laughs] I almost had him, I almost had him. Frodo, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Cel. You may fold under questioning
by Sauron.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-11-2009, 04:44 PM

Celeborn: You got any idea how those words are floating in front of us?

Oddwen · 05-11-2009, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Celeborn: You got any idea how those words are floating in front of us?

Celeborn: Psst...are those my lines?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-11-2009, 11:46 PM

"Why has this hobbit jumped onto our shoulders? Grounds for execution if I ever I saw them."

narfforc · 05-12-2009, 03:36 AM

Celeborn 'Can I borrow your curling tongs later?'
Galadriel 'Only if you return my straighteners first lovey'

mormegil · 05-12-2009, 09:25 AM

Galadriel: Dear, did you just break wind?

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-12-2009, 09:46 AM

Celeborn: Exactly why did you tie your hair into your belt?

OR

Both: Hey! Are you wearing my shoes?

Rune Son of Bjarne · 05-12-2009, 09:52 AM

Galadriel had a nasty habbit of stealing glass from restaurants. . . .

Celeborn: Just keep walking!

----------------------

Celeborn was amazed by Galadriel's abbility to stand up and sleep.

Elmo · 05-12-2009, 09:55 AM

Our marriage stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail.

Yes she even talks like that to her husband

The Only Real Estel · 05-13-2009, 04:14 PM

As the two arrive at the relative's...

Celeborn: "I hate the holidays, we have to dine with people we wouldn't give the time of day to normally!"

Galadirel: "Hush up, we'll just have a bite to eat & then leave before they even start the football game."

TheOrcWithNoName · 05-18-2009, 05:37 AM

Galadirel: "Why can't we have just used the lift instead?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-18-2009, 05:58 AM

Upon realising they were both wearing the same broach...

Celeborn: Well one of us is going to have to change.

OR

After Galadriel stopped wearing her "Hello, My name is 'GALADRIEL'" badge, Celeborn often had a hard time remembering who she was...

03-08-2009, 06:42 AM	#13201
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Laundry Day "Galadriel! How many times do I have to tell you?!? It's bleach my underwear and starch my robes!!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

03-08-2009, 07:51 AM	#13202
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Legolas's eyebrows take on a life of their own. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-10-2009, 02:54 PM	#13203
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Legolas: "Hark! What is that sinister sound of raspy breath that I hear many worlds away?" Aragorn: "I think it is a writer of slash fiction. I had better get up and stop giving her ideas!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-10-2009, 05:22 PM	#13204
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Gimli: My hovercraft is full of eels. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-20-2009, 08:53 PM	#13205
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The time has come and passed for a new pic... Frodo: It's...it's so terrible and majestic! More than I could ever hope for! I never thought we would reach the Fiery Mountain so soon! At last I can be rid of this terrible burden! Merry: When should we tell him it's only a model? Pippin: After he throws the Ring in...and after It's mine! Mwa ha! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-20-2009, 09:45 PM	#13206
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Merry is confused when Frodo is left standing at the altar, while Pippin is too busy flirting with the bridesmaids to care. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-20-2009, 09:54 PM	#13207
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Gandalf un... No, no, I'm above that. Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to Arwen Undomiel, without warning. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

03-21-2009, 02:36 AM	#13209
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry isn't sure how to react to the "Kidnap me!" sign Pippin put on Frodo's back. OR Pippin notices that Frodo is wearing a wig. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-21-2009, 08:48 PM	#13210
Kent2010 Wight Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Posts: 240	Gandalf failed to warn any of the hobbits the ring would make its bearer sprout a third foot on his back Last edited by Kent2010; 03-21-2009 at 09:30 PM.

03-22-2009, 05:00 AM	#13211
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo see's Bilbo and suddenley realises that getting rid of The One Ring has adverse effects, like inadequate old age pensions, bus passes for the dilapitated public transport system and incontinence in a NHS Hospital. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

03-22-2009, 07:05 PM	#13212
Kent2010 Wight Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Posts: 240	Jackson tells the hobbits to just give their normal expressions for this scene

03-22-2009, 09:23 PM	#13213
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Nobody told Frodo and Sam that the Council of Elrond was a black-tie affair.* __________ As in a black tie and nothing else. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...*

03-22-2009, 09:37 PM	#13214
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	Frodo's bewildered reaction to Samwise's declaration of undying love was not what Mr. Gamgee was hoping for. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

03-23-2009, 05:39 AM	#13216
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin's 'pour water on Gandalf' prank had somewhat unexpected results. Gandalf: I'm MEELLLTIING! MEEELLLLTTTTIIINNNGG!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-02-2009, 04:16 PM	#13217
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	D'Oh! Frodo: "We're lost!" Merry: "What'd you expect..." Pippin: "Yeah - you used Mapquest!" snicker

04-03-2009, 07:50 AM	#13218
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Frodo suddenly realises something Frodo: So we're going to certain death and we're leaving this perfectly nice place why? Merry: Huh.... You're right... Pippin: Dude This Pipeweed is amazing smoke some it'tt make it all make sense! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-04-2009, 12:02 AM	#13219
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	In Rivendell where Elves yet dwell, they have latrines that do not smell. Peoples come from far and near, at elven-maidens just to leer. Then one day four hobbits came, to look for fortune and for fame. But all they found was trouble more, and poetry, poetry, what a bore. Frodo from afar did see, Bilbo Baggins beneath a tree. In that hour was made his mind, for the exit door to find. "I have to get away from here, or Bilbo rhymes I'll have to hear". Hearing this Sam did say, "Quick let's make a getaway". But all to late I am afraid, by Elrond they were waylaid. The moral of this story is, KEEP AWAY FROM IMLADRISS. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-04-2009, 04:18 PM	#13220
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin rickrolls Frodo and Sam. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-07-2009, 11:29 PM	#13221
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Merry: He stomped on my foot!! Frodo: I'll probably feel tortured about this for a long time, but at least now maybe I'll finally be able to make a clean getaway! Pippin: Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

04-13-2009, 11:26 AM	#13223
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Pippin is amused when he finds everyone else is stuck in a slow-motion parallel-reality. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

04-20-2009, 01:51 PM	#13224
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Merry: What did you do, Pippin? [actually, you can say this in any tone and it still works] __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-10-2009, 09:27 AM	#13225
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Galadriel visits Rivendell Frodo & Merry gape at Galadriel's beauty, while Pippin snickers to himself over his stealthy depantsing of Frodo.

05-11-2009, 03:22 PM	#13226
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Seems like we need a new one... how about: __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-11-2009, 03:30 PM	#13227
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	'My Dear, please ask the hobbit Peregrin to refrain from bathing in my Mirror.' __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

05-11-2009, 04:22 PM	#13228
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Galadriel and Celeborn: You wore that?! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

05-11-2009, 04:44 PM	#13230
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Celeborn: You got any idea how those words are floating in front of us? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-11-2009, 11:46 PM	#13232
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Why has this hobbit jumped onto our shoulders? Grounds for execution if I ever I saw them." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-12-2009, 03:36 AM	#13233
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Celeborn 'Can I borrow your curling tongs later?' Galadriel 'Only if you return my straighteners first lovey' __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-12-2009, 09:25 AM	#13234
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Galadriel: Dear, did you just break wind? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-12-2009, 09:46 AM	#13235
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Celeborn: Exactly why did you tie your hair into your belt? OR Both: Hey! Are you wearing my shoes? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-12-2009, 09:55 AM	#13237
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Our marriage stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail. Yes she even talks like that to her husband __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

05-13-2009, 04:14 PM	#13238
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	An Elvish Thanksgiving As the two arrive at the relative's... Celeborn: "I hate the holidays, we have to dine with people we wouldn't give the time of day to normally!" Galadirel: "Hush up, we'll just have a bite to eat & then leave before they even start the football game."

05-18-2009, 05:37 AM	#13239
TheOrcWithNoName Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2009 Location: Birmingham, central England Posts: 48	Galadirel: "Why can't we have just used the lift instead?" __________________ "No that's fame. Fame has a fifteen minute half-life, infamy lasts a little longer."

05-18-2009, 05:58 AM	#13240
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Upon realising they were both wearing the same broach... Celeborn: Well one of us is going to have to change. OR After Galadriel stopped wearing her "Hello, My name is 'GALADRIEL'" badge, Celeborn often had a hard time remembering who she was... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...