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Inziladun · 01-03-2009, 08:02 PM

Gandalf's stay in Lórien abruptly ended as he 'accidentally' discovered Galadriel's private bath.

The Only Real Estel · 01-04-2009, 01:29 AM

Life got you down? Ring of Power in need of destruction? Middle Earth in dire peril? Don't get mad, get Glad!

Naz · 01-04-2009, 01:59 AM

"How ahr ya?!"

(inspired by someone else being inspired by MST3K.

)

narfforc · 01-07-2009, 01:14 AM

Gandalf the White runs to the hills when he is told of the forthcoming Hobbit movie, and is told he has to change back into his scratchy old grey kit. He is also not happy about having the grey rinse again either.

Mithalwen · 01-07-2009, 06:01 AM

The wizard look remarkably cheerful for somone being sucked down a plughole.

Lalwendë · 01-07-2009, 07:00 AM

Gandalf the White gets t'monk on because his new robes haven't been ironed by Varda.

mormegil · 01-07-2009, 10:01 AM

Gandalf finally discovered, after his many travels, the best portable outhouse Middle-earth had to offer.

Gandalf: I'm HOME!!!!

Lalwendë · 01-07-2009, 04:37 PM

Gandalf cries vainly for help as he is swept over the watery precipice of Rauros in nothing more than an ashtray made to look like a scallop shell.

The Elf-warrior · 01-07-2009, 04:43 PM

Gandalf: "Shoggoths? There are no shoggoths here. On a completely unrelated note, does your insurance cover mental illness?"

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-07-2009, 07:08 PM

I am the ghost of winter solstices past. Come with me
Smeagol to the house of your grandmother as
she greets you and Deagol for that holiday.

Ilya · 01-08-2009, 12:47 AM

Gandalf multitasks by both posing for an El Greco painting and parting the Red Sea.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-11-2009, 08:32 AM

The poster for Gandalf’s new role in the dwarf opera

Or

Gandalf: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM EVIL

narfforc · 01-11-2009, 09:46 PM

"Yeh, but you should have seen the one that got away, it was this big",said Gandalf.

Beregond · 01-11-2009, 10:01 PM

Gandalf discovers the magic of Rit whitener and blacklights.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 04:18 PM

Gandalf realises how wet his cloak really is.

or the obvious...

Gandalf ponders the merits of uncloaking in this situation.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2009, 04:19 PM

Gandalf has been paused in that position for a few minutes now. He'd completely forgotten what he was saying.

Beregond · 01-25-2009, 04:35 PM

If no one has objections, I'll post a new picture.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 04:37 PM

Legolas needs Aragorn for "moral support"

or:

Legolas: Urgh! What's that on your shoe, Aragorn!

Beregond · 01-25-2009, 04:40 PM

Aragorn and Legolas's "moment" is interrupted when Gimli burps.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 04:43 PM

I have to bring this up before anyone else, sorry:

Gandalf uncloaks!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2009, 04:59 PM

Aragorn watches helplessly as the termites carry his legs away.

OR

Quicksand was not the way Aragon thought he'd die. Legolas hadn't quite twigged it yet and he'd been there for hours.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 05:01 PM

Gimli is neck deep in the green snow.

Inziladun · 01-25-2009, 05:50 PM

Legolas: "Just look at those roots! Your grey is showing!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2009, 06:07 PM

After pulling the lever, Legolas realized that the trap-door wasn't big enough for Aragon.

Oddwen · 01-25-2009, 11:14 PM

Legolas: "...now that I've led you to your DOOOOM!" *pinch pinch*

Aragorn: "Um...what?"

Legolas: *pinch pinch* "C'mon, it works for Vulcans!"

Morthoron · 01-25-2009, 11:19 PM

"While you're down there..."

Valesse · 01-26-2009, 12:18 AM

Hey Diddle, diddle
With a dwarf in the middle
And Legolas feeling like a loon.
Aragorn scoffed to see such a sight
When the dish ran away with the spoon.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-26-2009, 09:21 AM

Aragorn and Legolas decided to show people just how large the evles of old was.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-26-2009, 09:35 AM

Gimli soon realized it was the wrong moment to ask Aragon to help him tie his shoe laces again.

OR

For a terrifying moment, Aragorn thought he had a hand-shaped growth coming out of his neck.

OR EVEN...

This was taken three seconds before Legolas cried;
"PIGGY BACK TIME!"

Lariren Shadow · 01-26-2009, 09:35 AM

Legolas: Aragorn, I'm not sure how comfortable I am seeing Gimli like that.

Aragorn: Well, I'm not sure how comfortable I am with your neck massage.

Valesse · 01-26-2009, 10:24 AM

Defeated once again in a night long dance-off, Isildur's heir fell to his knees.

Legolas: You knew it was folly, Aragorn, he is the Disco King after all.

Eönwë · 01-26-2009, 11:22 AM

Aragorn: None of that, Gimli! We're over 80, remember?

mormegil · 01-26-2009, 12:32 PM

While it isn't spoken of in polite society much, Pippin left some other signs besides the broach that, needless to say, the hunters thought was a bit overboard.

Kitanna · 01-26-2009, 12:41 PM

Aragorn was beginning to suspect he had been lied to about Legolas's "manly" weekend when Legolas suggested giving each other makeovers.

or

Legolas: Break dancing Uruks?

Parmastahir · 01-26-2009, 09:20 PM

Legolas uncloaks!

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-26-2009, 09:50 PM

Legolas: "Well Aragorn, it would appear you are
a man foresighted, there are gay hobbits!"

Valesse · 02-02-2009, 10:07 AM

Fighting for several scenes Legolas and Aragorn had finally managed to wrangle back the fantasy epic aura to their entire plight when once again it was ruined by Gimli, plugged into his "Iplod", whistling loudly to Abba.

The Only Real Estel · 02-09-2009, 07:36 AM

Aware of Aragorn's phobia of physical contact, Legolas attempts to began a massage subtley.

Aragorn noticed.

The Only Real Estel · 02-11-2009, 06:26 PM

Guard (off screen): "You two - watch your proximity."

Eönwë · 02-26-2009, 03:01 PM

Gimli mentions Legolas's unlimited arrows.

01-03-2009, 08:02 PM	#13161
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Gandalf's stay in Lórien abruptly ended as he 'accidentally' discovered Galadriel's private bath. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

01-04-2009, 01:29 AM	#13162
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf auditions for a spot in a cheesy commercial Life got you down? Ring of Power in need of destruction? Middle Earth in dire peril? Don't get mad, get Glad!

01-07-2009, 01:14 AM	#13164
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Colour Blind Gandalf the White runs to the hills when he is told of the forthcoming Hobbit movie, and is told he has to change back into his scratchy old grey kit. He is also not happy about having the grey rinse again either. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

01-07-2009, 06:01 AM	#13165
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	The wizard look remarkably cheerful for somone being sucked down a plughole. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-07-2009, 07:00 AM	#13166
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf the White gets t'monk on because his new robes haven't been ironed by Varda. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-04-2009, 01:59 AM	#13163
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	"How ahr ya?!" (inspired by someone else being inspired by MST3K. )

01-07-2009, 10:01 AM	#13167
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gandalf finally discovered, after his many travels, the best portable outhouse Middle-earth had to offer. Gandalf: I'm HOME!!!! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-07-2009, 04:37 PM	#13168
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf cries vainly for help as he is swept over the watery precipice of Rauros in nothing more than an ashtray made to look like a scallop shell. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-07-2009, 04:43 PM	#13169
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: "Shoggoths? There are no shoggoths here. On a completely unrelated note, does your insurance cover mental illness?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-07-2009, 07:08 PM	#13170
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	I am the ghost of winter solstices past. Come with me Smeagol to the house of your grandmother as she greets you and Deagol for that holiday. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-08-2009, 12:47 AM	#13171
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Gandalf multitasks by both posing for an El Greco painting and parting the Red Sea. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

01-11-2009, 08:32 AM	#13172
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	The poster for Gandalf’s new role in the dwarf opera Or Gandalf: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM EVIL __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-11-2009, 09:46 PM	#13173
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	"Yeh, but you should have seen the one that got away, it was this big",said Gandalf. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

01-11-2009, 10:01 PM	#13174
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Gandalf discovers the magic of Rit whitener and blacklights. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

01-25-2009, 04:18 PM	#13175
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Gandalf realises how wet his cloak really is. or the obvious... Gandalf ponders the merits of uncloaking in this situation. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-25-2009, 04:19 PM	#13176
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf has been paused in that position for a few minutes now. He'd completely forgotten what he was saying. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2009, 04:35 PM	#13177
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	If no one has objections, I'll post a new picture. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

01-25-2009, 04:37 PM	#13178
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Legolas needs Aragorn for "moral support" or: Legolas: Urgh! What's that on your shoe, Aragorn! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-25-2009, 04:40 PM	#13179
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Aragorn and Legolas's "moment" is interrupted when Gimli burps. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

01-25-2009, 04:43 PM	#13180
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	I have to bring this up before anyone else, sorry: Gandalf uncloaks! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-25-2009, 04:59 PM	#13181
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn watches helplessly as the termites carry his legs away. OR Quicksand was not the way Aragon thought he'd die. Legolas hadn't quite twigged it yet and he'd been there for hours. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2009, 05:01 PM	#13182
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Gimli is neck deep in the green snow. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-25-2009, 05:50 PM	#13183
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Legolas: "Just look at those roots! Your grey is showing!" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

01-25-2009, 06:07 PM	#13184
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After pulling the lever, Legolas realized that the trap-door wasn't big enough for Aragon. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2009, 11:14 PM	#13185
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Legolas: "...now that I've led you to your DOOOOM!" pinch pinch Aragorn: "Um...what?" Legolas: pinch pinch "C'mon, it works for Vulcans!" __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-25-2009, 11:19 PM	#13186
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	"While you're down there..." __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

01-26-2009, 12:18 AM	#13187
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Hey Diddle, diddle With a dwarf in the middle And Legolas feeling like a loon. Aragorn scoffed to see such a sight When the dish ran away with the spoon. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-26-2009, 09:35 AM	#13189
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gimli soon realized it was the wrong moment to ask Aragon to help him tie his shoe laces again. OR For a terrifying moment, Aragorn thought he had a hand-shaped growth coming out of his neck. OR EVEN... This was taken three seconds before Legolas cried; "PIGGY BACK TIME!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-26-2009, 09:35 AM	#13190
Lariren Shadow Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Where the day meets the night Posts: 607	Legolas: Aragorn, I'm not sure how comfortable I am seeing Gimli like that. Aragorn: Well, I'm not sure how comfortable I am with your neck massage. __________________ Choose treachery, its more fun!

01-26-2009, 10:24 AM	#13191
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Defeated once again in a night long dance-off, Isildur's heir fell to his knees. Legolas: You knew it was folly, Aragorn, he is the Disco King after all. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-26-2009, 11:22 AM	#13192
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Aragorn: None of that, Gimli! We're over 80, remember? __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 01-26-2009 at 11:28 AM.

01-26-2009, 12:32 PM	#13193
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	While it isn't spoken of in polite society much, Pippin left some other signs besides the broach that, needless to say, the hunters thought was a bit overboard. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-26-2009, 12:41 PM	#13194
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Aragorn was beginning to suspect he had been lied to about Legolas's "manly" weekend when Legolas suggested giving each other makeovers. or Legolas: Break dancing Uruks? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-26-2009, 09:20 PM	#13195
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	I'm embarrassed to offer this, but . . . Legolas uncloaks! __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

01-26-2009, 09:50 PM	#13196
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Legolas: "Well Aragorn, it would appear you are a man foresighted, there are gay hobbits!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 02-09-2009 at 01:44 PM.