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Gil-Galad · 02-17-2003, 06:13 PM

Mac becasue he was the first to give then McDonalads

why did Saruman breed Uruk Hai not something else?

Aerandir Carnesir · 02-18-2003, 11:02 AM

The Uruk-Hai were the closest thing he could find to giant, man-eating, worrior hamsters.
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How were the Uruk-Hai bred?

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Aerandir Carnesir ]

gralin musicteeth · 02-18-2003, 12:04 PM

With a little startch, yeast, and a touch of red food colouring. (Saruman watched "Martha Stewart" frequently).

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Why did the Wood-Elves not like the giant spiders?

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-18-2003, 02:05 PM

Because they kept finding them in their bathtubs.

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Why was Bard so miserable?

Gil-Galad · 02-18-2003, 04:38 PM

he saw his wife with his dog

why was there all these wars with melkor and Sauron and elves and stuff [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

The Ruling Ring · 02-18-2003, 06:18 PM

A nasty disagreement over who should foot the bill.

What is Minas Arnor?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-18-2003, 06:28 PM

It's a type of fungus that grows inside the nostrils. Very nasty. Arwen suffered from it quite badly, which is why she refused point-blank to accompany the Fellowship of the Ring.

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Where should you keep your Athelas?

Diamond18 · 02-18-2003, 06:33 PM

Athelas? Pah, it's just a weed. So put that in your pipe and smoke it! An idea forms...

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It's a little known fact that Shelob was not really the last Spawn of Ungoliant. Who was?

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-18-2003, 06:42 PM

Whimsina Fluffilegs. By then the bloodline was so diluted that Whimsina was actually an orange glove-puppet spider with huge eyebrows and only five legs.

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What distinguishes Men of Harad from other Men?

Diamond18 · 02-18-2003, 07:02 PM

It's their mustaches, white gloves, and tophats. Quite distinguished.

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What was the first thing that the Elves saw upon awakening?

Gil-Galad · 02-18-2003, 11:02 PM

a big embarassment of then all being naked! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

why did elves help man?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-19-2003, 01:01 PM

It was originally a plot by the Elves to gain support and wipe out the Dwarves. The Elves were really horrible in the 1st age.

Who is the most renowned Dwarf and why?

Atariel · 02-19-2003, 01:23 PM

sneezy, because he managed to push an entire legion of Moria orcs into a chasm with just one sneeze!

how many times did sam drop his pots and pans after leaving hobbiton and throwing them down a crack on the Gorgoroth plain?

Gil-Galad · 02-19-2003, 05:24 PM

he lost count becasue he had a string on them and was playing

Why is Cirdan one of the Oldest elves?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-19-2003, 09:20 PM

because he just is.

Who is the most famous person in ME?

Diamond18 · 02-19-2003, 10:45 PM

Círdan is one of the oldest because he sold his soul to Morgoth, and has a picture stashed away which looks very ugly, to say the least.

It's clean-shaven.

And Círdan is of course the most famous person in Middle-earth, because he's the only ticket out of that dratted place.

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If Bilbo hadn't gone with the Dwarves on the Quest for Erebor, who would have made the number a lucky 14?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-20-2003, 06:46 AM

The most famous person in Middle Earth is Faramir. He's on TV all the time.

And if Bilbo hadn't gone then Gandalf had already lined up Tom Bombadil to go with the Dwarves.

Why is Luthien regarded as the greatest Elf of all time?

Atariel · 02-20-2003, 10:55 AM

number 14 would have been Gollum, duh!
and luthien is regarded as the greatest elf of all time because she invented deodorant, which saved the elves from the stink of the secondborn forever!

what is a hobbit's favourite non-alcoholic drink? (and i said NON!)

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 02-20-2003, 01:52 PM

This monster of a thread has run its course (about 30 pages ago). Closing.

Let's *not* start another.

Thanks

02-17-2003, 06:13 PM	#1281
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Mac becasue he was the first to give then McDonalads why did Saruman breed Uruk Hai not something else? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-18-2003, 11:02 AM	#1282
Aerandir Carnesir Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Finally out of the Paths of the Dead! Posts: 107	The Uruk-Hai were the closest thing he could find to giant, man-eating, worrior hamsters. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] How were the Uruk-Hai bred? [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Aerandir Carnesir ] __________________ "God is the Lord, of angels, and of men--and of elves" -J.R.R. Tolkien "Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."-Gimli "Spiders are hideous."-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

02-18-2003, 12:04 PM	#1283
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	With a little startch, yeast, and a touch of red food colouring. (Saruman watched "Martha Stewart" frequently). ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Why did the Wood-Elves not like the giant spiders? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

02-18-2003, 02:05 PM	#1284
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Because they kept finding them in their bathtubs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why was Bard so miserable? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-18-2003, 04:38 PM	#1285
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	he saw his wife with his dog why was there all these wars with melkor and Sauron and elves and stuff [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-18-2003, 06:18 PM	#1286
The Ruling Ring Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Deep Thought Posts: 83	A nasty disagreement over who should foot the bill. What is Minas Arnor? __________________ "Where now are the Dúnedain, Elessar, Elessar?"

02-18-2003, 06:28 PM	#1287
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	It's a type of fungus that grows inside the nostrils. Very nasty. Arwen suffered from it quite badly, which is why she refused point-blank to accompany the Fellowship of the Ring. ---- Where should you keep your Athelas? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-18-2003, 06:33 PM	#1288
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Athelas? Pah, it's just a weed. So put that in your pipe and smoke it! An idea forms... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's a little known fact that Shelob was not really the last Spawn of Ungoliant. Who was? [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-18-2003, 06:42 PM	#1289
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Whimsina Fluffilegs. By then the bloodline was so diluted that Whimsina was actually an orange glove-puppet spider with huge eyebrows and only five legs. -- What distinguishes Men of Harad from other Men? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-18-2003, 07:02 PM	#1290
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	It's their mustaches, white gloves, and tophats. Quite distinguished. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was the first thing that the Elves saw upon awakening? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-18-2003, 11:02 PM	#1291
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	a big embarassment of then all being naked! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] why did elves help man? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-19-2003, 01:01 PM	#1292
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	It was originally a plot by the Elves to gain support and wipe out the Dwarves. The Elves were really horrible in the 1st age. Who is the most renowned Dwarf and why? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-19-2003, 01:23 PM	#1293
Atariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Valimar Posts: 68	sneezy, because he managed to push an entire legion of Moria orcs into a chasm with just one sneeze! how many times did sam drop his pots and pans after leaving hobbiton and throwing them down a crack on the Gorgoroth plain? __________________ Nai tiruvantel, ar varyuvantel i valar tielyanna nu vilya

02-19-2003, 05:24 PM	#1294
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	he lost count becasue he had a string on them and was playing Why is Cirdan one of the Oldest elves? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-19-2003, 09:20 PM	#1295
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	because he just is. Who is the most famous person in ME? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-19-2003, 10:45 PM	#1296
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Círdan is one of the oldest because he sold his soul to Morgoth, and has a picture stashed away which looks very ugly, to say the least. It's clean-shaven. And Círdan is of course the most famous person in Middle-earth, because he's the only ticket out of that dratted place. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Bilbo hadn't gone with the Dwarves on the Quest for Erebor, who would have made the number a lucky 14? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-20-2003, 06:46 AM	#1297
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The most famous person in Middle Earth is Faramir. He's on TV all the time. And if Bilbo hadn't gone then Gandalf had already lined up Tom Bombadil to go with the Dwarves. Why is Luthien regarded as the greatest Elf of all time? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-20-2003, 10:55 AM	#1298
Atariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Valimar Posts: 68	number 14 would have been Gollum, duh! and luthien is regarded as the greatest elf of all time because she invented deodorant, which saved the elves from the stink of the secondborn forever! what is a hobbit's favourite non-alcoholic drink? (and i said NON!) __________________ Nai tiruvantel, ar varyuvantel i valar tielyanna nu vilya

02-20-2003, 01:52 PM	#1299
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,043	This monster of a thread has run its course (about 30 pages ago). Closing. Let's not start another. Thanks __________________ The Barrow-Wight