Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 33 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 08:35 PM

Unfourtunately, this means that the entire process was repeated,

!!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-01-2005, 09:46 PM

. . . it didn't have to, as the 'Nazgûl' was actually Frodo in disguise.

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 09:54 PM

Unfourtunately, Manwe noticed this and because he thought Frodo was a Nazgul, he created strong winds which caused Frodo to be picked up by it and sent into the Anduin.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-01-2005, 10:13 PM

. . . Ulmo picked Frodo up, and teleported him into that little brook in Mordor.

Glirdan · 09-01-2005, 10:25 PM

Unfourtunately, the water in that brook was very small and Frodo was tossed onto pointy rocks.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-01-2005, 11:04 PM

. . . pointy rocks don't really work. </shameless plug>

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 11:50 PM

Unfourtunately, Orcs with swords do.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 08:17 AM

Fortunately, these orcs, like most fictional enemy soldiers, had the same combat skills as Imperial Stormtroopers (that is, none) and the Hobbits got rid of them easily.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-02-2005, 10:23 AM

Unfortunately, the Hobbits were clearing up the remains of the Orcs, and then, the Dragon came!

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 10:49 AM

Fortunately, it was a nice, friendly dragon who was all too happy to give them a ride to Mount Doom.

Glirdan · 09-02-2005, 11:34 AM

Unfourtunately, the dragon was attacked in mid-air by the Nazgul and the Hobbits got tossed off his back.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-02-2005, 11:45 AM

Fortunately, they landed in the Shire.

Glirdan · 09-02-2005, 11:46 AM

Unfourtunately, they landed just outside of the Shire, in the Old Forest, right in front of Old Man Willow.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 03:16 PM

Fortunately Old Man Willow was in the process of hitting on a creepy tree lady, and had no care for the Hobbits so he tossed them back into the Shire.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 03:42 PM

Unfortunately, they missed the Shire completely and landed in the middle of the ocean surrounded by great white sharks.

Glirdan · 09-02-2005, 03:49 PM

Fourtunately, Ossë was in a wrathful mood (like usual) and he tossed the Hobbits back onto land.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 03:56 PM

Unfortunately, the land mass he tossed them into was a village full of cannibal dwarves.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 04:01 PM

Fortunately, the Hobbits weren't dwarves, and therefore the cannibal dwarves refused to eat them.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 04:31 PM

Unfortunately the cannibal dwarves had cannibal hobbits over for a party and the cannibal hobbits began gnawing on Frodo's leg.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 04:38 PM

Fortunately, the Eagles came and saved Frodo and Sam from certain death.

Glirdan · 09-02-2005, 05:03 PM

Unfourtunately, as they were flying over the Misty Mountains, Gandalf called them to him and they dropped the Hobbits.

Gil-Galad · 09-02-2005, 05:10 PM

fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog caught them

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 05:23 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog disintegrated for no real reason.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 05:29 PM

Fortunately Sam caught Radagast the Moth and instructed him to tell the Eagles forget Gandalf and come and get them.

Orominuialwen · 09-02-2005, 05:34 PM

Unfortunately, Thuringwethil suddenly turned up and decided to make a snack out of Radagast-the-Moth.

Glirdan · 09-02-2005, 05:42 PM

Fourtunately, Radagast-the-Moth was actually Sauron in disguise.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 05:47 PM

Unfortunately, Radagast the Moth who was supposedly Sauron in disguise was actually Christopher Tolkien in disguise and now the stories over.

Let's see the creative downers get out of this one.

Celuien · 09-02-2005, 05:54 PM

Fortunately, the creative downers decided that a story is the result of collaboration between the author and reader and continued it anyway.

The Elf-warrior · 09-02-2005, 06:16 PM

Unfortunately they started over again with the Balrog wing debate.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 06:18 PM

Fortunately, a bunch of Balrogs showed up and revealed that they did NOT have wings, thus ending the debate.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 06:27 PM

Unfortunately only 5 balrogs showed up which started the debate of just how many balrogs were there? 5? 6? 2 (I'm convinced some of them are Balrog imposters

) ?

The Elf-warrior · 09-02-2005, 07:15 PM

Fortunately the world did not collapse now that that the Balrog wing debate was solved.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 07:33 PM

Unfortunately, the world DID collapse when Tom Bombadil finally gave in and told everybody that he was really Bigfoot.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 07:34 PM

Fortunately, Eru had not yet given up hope on this thread and he constructed a whole new world.

The Elf-warrior · 09-02-2005, 07:57 PM

Unfortunately Melkor started messing it up.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 08:04 PM

Fortunately, Eru tossed him into a black hole of doom. (We're not about to start the Silmarillion all over again!)

THE Ka · 09-02-2005, 09:22 PM

Unfortunately, as we all know with holes, melkor fell through the bottom into a rather strange demention where he was caught in a caucus race and made to listen to a long tale about a moody mouse...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2005, 12:48 AM

Fortunately, the Hobbits of New Shire, lived in peace because there was no evil Ring to worry about.

Kath · 09-03-2005, 06:04 AM

Unfortunately this was not actually the case as when Eru had remade the world he had remade the Ring as well.

Boromir88 · 09-03-2005, 06:28 AM

Fortunately the Ring was found and another Council was made. This time they decided to go with Galdor's advice and throw it in the Ocean.

09-01-2005, 08:35 PM	#1281
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, this means that the entire process was repeated, !! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-01-2005, 09:46 PM	#1282
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . it didn't have to, as the 'Nazgûl' was actually Frodo in disguise. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-01-2005, 09:54 PM	#1283
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Manwe noticed this and because he thought Frodo was a Nazgul, he created strong winds which caused Frodo to be picked up by it and sent into the Anduin. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-01-2005, 10:13 PM	#1284
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Ulmo picked Frodo up, and teleported him into that little brook in Mordor. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-01-2005, 10:25 PM	#1285
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the water in that brook was very small and Frodo was tossed onto pointy rocks. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-01-2005, 11:04 PM	#1286
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . pointy rocks don't really work. </shameless plug> __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-01-2005, 11:50 PM	#1287
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfourtunately, Orcs with swords do. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-02-2005, 08:17 AM	#1288
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, these orcs, like most fictional enemy soldiers, had the same combat skills as Imperial Stormtroopers (that is, none) and the Hobbits got rid of them easily. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 10:23 AM	#1289
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the Hobbits were clearing up the remains of the Orcs, and then, the Dragon came! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-02-2005, 10:49 AM	#1290
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it was a nice, friendly dragon who was all too happy to give them a ride to Mount Doom. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 11:34 AM	#1291
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the dragon was attacked in mid-air by the Nazgul and the Hobbits got tossed off his back. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2005, 11:45 AM	#1292
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they landed in the Shire. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-02-2005, 11:46 AM	#1293
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, they landed just outside of the Shire, in the Old Forest, right in front of Old Man Willow. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2005, 03:16 PM	#1294
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately Old Man Willow was in the process of hitting on a creepy tree lady, and had no care for the Hobbits so he tossed them back into the Shire. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 03:42 PM	#1295
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they missed the Shire completely and landed in the middle of the ocean surrounded by great white sharks. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 03:49 PM	#1296
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Ossë was in a wrathful mood (like usual) and he tossed the Hobbits back onto land. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2005, 03:56 PM	#1297
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately, the land mass he tossed them into was a village full of cannibal dwarves. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 04:01 PM	#1298
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the Hobbits weren't dwarves, and therefore the cannibal dwarves refused to eat them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 04:31 PM	#1299
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately the cannibal dwarves had cannibal hobbits over for a party and the cannibal hobbits began gnawing on Frodo's leg. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 04:38 PM	#1300
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the Eagles came and saved Frodo and Sam from certain death. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 05:03 PM	#1301
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, as they were flying over the Misty Mountains, Gandalf called them to him and they dropped the Hobbits. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2005, 05:10 PM	#1302
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog caught them __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-02-2005, 05:23 PM	#1303
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog disintegrated for no real reason. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 05:29 PM	#1304
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately Sam caught Radagast the Moth and instructed him to tell the Eagles forget Gandalf and come and get them. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 05:34 PM	#1305
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Unfortunately, Thuringwethil suddenly turned up and decided to make a snack out of Radagast-the-Moth. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

09-02-2005, 05:42 PM	#1306
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Radagast-the-Moth was actually Sauron in disguise. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2005, 05:47 PM	#1307
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately, Radagast the Moth who was supposedly Sauron in disguise was actually Christopher Tolkien in disguise and now the stories over. Let's see the creative downers get out of this one. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 05:54 PM	#1308
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, the creative downers decided that a story is the result of collaboration between the author and reader and continued it anyway. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-02-2005, 06:16 PM	#1309
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately they started over again with the Balrog wing debate. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-02-2005, 06:18 PM	#1310
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, a bunch of Balrogs showed up and revealed that they did NOT have wings, thus ending the debate. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 06:27 PM	#1311
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately only 5 balrogs showed up which started the debate of just how many balrogs were there? 5? 6? 2 (I'm convinced some of them are Balrog imposters ) ? __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 07:15 PM	#1312
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the world did not collapse now that that the Balrog wing debate was solved. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-02-2005, 07:33 PM	#1313
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the world DID collapse when Tom Bombadil finally gave in and told everybody that he was really Bigfoot. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 07:34 PM	#1314
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately, Eru had not yet given up hope on this thread and he constructed a whole new world. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 07:57 PM	#1315
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Melkor started messing it up. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.