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Oddwen · 12-20-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongbow

Waitress: What would you like for breakfast sir?

Elrond: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOridge, please.

He is also a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr tipper.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-22-2008, 11:38 AM

Elrond tries to shatter the ring by singing at a really high pitch.

OR

Steel underpants were not comforable at the best of times...

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-22-2008, 04:27 PM

Elrond after healing Frodo:

"I'd like to share something with you, Mr. Baggins.
Hobbits aren't really mammals. They spread everywhere
using up the resources of Eriador. They're a virus!"

Lalwendë · 12-22-2008, 04:32 PM

"Here's Johnny!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-22-2008, 04:35 PM

A festive caption;

Elrond: Silent Night, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY Night.

Oddwen · 12-22-2008, 11:16 PM

E: Goooo-OOOORgoroth where the wind goes sweeping down the plains...

mormegil · 12-23-2008, 12:23 AM

The ice cube down the shorts routine went over as expected.

Lalwendë · 12-23-2008, 10:26 AM

A naughty mischief maker sent the designs for the Elrond action figure to the wrong sort of doll factory...

Beregond · 12-23-2008, 10:36 AM

Alright, alright, maybe it's time for a new image?

mormegil · 12-23-2008, 01:10 PM

Okay, let's see the mileage out of this one shall we.

King of the dead: It's translucent you idiot not transparent, there is a difference.

or

King: Yes it is rather irritating that I cannot shave, thank you for bringing it up.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-23-2008, 01:31 PM

The King of the Dead was quite pleased by Aragon's offer. Previously, he'd been the understudy for the 'walk' symbol on pelican crossings.

Eönwë · 12-23-2008, 01:43 PM

The King of the Dead tries his grimmest grin.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-23-2008, 02:03 PM

The King of the Dead just couldn't understand why he never made it as a Children's Entertainer.

mormegil · 12-23-2008, 02:39 PM

King of Dead: Wedgies will not work on me Gimli son of Gloin.

Groin Redbeard · 12-23-2008, 02:57 PM

Aragorn wanted to see what happens and so he ate some glow sticks for breakfast.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-23-2008, 03:23 PM

King of the Dead to Austin Powers:
"Yeah baby! Eat your heart out. I am one sexy b**ch!"

Eönwë · 12-23-2008, 03:32 PM

*Snarling* I smell man flesh!

or

*Snarling* I smell Legolas's shampoo!

or

*Snarling* Not again, Gandalf!

Basically, it should include snarling.

Strongbow · 12-23-2008, 03:35 PM

Who...turned....off....GENERAL HOSPITAL?!

Oddwen · 12-23-2008, 10:57 PM

The King of the Dead regenerates into...King of the Still Dead.

Beregond · 12-23-2008, 11:21 PM

Aging dead pirate Captain Barbossa makes a cameo appearance in The Return of the King.

Inziladun · 12-23-2008, 11:37 PM

King of the Dead: "What do you mean, I look like the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob Squarepants?"

mormegil · 12-24-2008, 09:45 AM

The king of the dead is unimpressed with Gandalf's famous 'trick'

Lalwendë · 12-24-2008, 09:56 AM

King: "Have you got something for a really, really, really bad cold?"

Morthoron · 12-24-2008, 10:46 AM

"I'm not dead, I'm just pinin' for the fjord."

davem · 12-24-2008, 12:43 PM

Winner of the 'Elvis Impersonator 2008 Award' just announced....

Lalwendë · 12-24-2008, 02:43 PM

Secrets of Middle-earth No.42

The King of the Dead got that corpse-like appearance from spending far too much time basking in the glow of his 50" Plasma TV playing Guitar Hero on his Wii.

Morthoron · 12-24-2008, 04:03 PM

"Me mum used to play the 'I've got your nose' game when I was little. I see now it was no game."

Morthoron · 12-24-2008, 04:21 PM

Here's an appropriate little ditty I've heard sung to The Beatles' "Yesterday":

Leprosy,
All my skin is falling off of me --
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Oh, Leprosy, is eating me...

Kiss me quick
Before I lose my upper lip,
I don't even have a nose to pick
Since I contracted leprosy...

Sorry, not a very festive holiday tune. *shrugs*

Brinniel · 12-27-2008, 01:52 PM

The King of the Dead was very peeved to discover that all this time he and his army had been hiding out in a uranium mine...

Lalwendë · 12-28-2008, 05:23 AM

"This is a local mine, for local people, there's nothing for you here."

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-28-2008, 02:37 PM

No mining! Not allowed!

(That's for mst3000 people).

FeRaL sHaDoW · 12-28-2008, 06:25 PM

Even from a distance you could tell that the King of the dead had an odour problem.

Valesse · 12-29-2008, 09:35 PM

The King of the Dead just had one of those poker faces... or a face that looked like it had come against a kind of hot poker.

King of the Dead: "Yeah... it's a crown AND a helmit, dude... and get this... I don't even need it."

The Only Real Estel · 01-03-2009, 12:52 PM

The latest Middle-Earth skin care product went just a bit overboard with their 'Before' picture...

Lalwendë · 01-03-2009, 01:01 PM

The Doctor was less than pleased with the results of his latest regeneration.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2009, 01:40 PM

The King was disappointed that he was so rotten, he had to be replaced...

A senile Gandalf the White catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror.

OR

Gandalf sees Saruman the White Uncloaked.

The Only Real Estel · 01-03-2009, 01:53 PM

Tobold Hornblower's Longbottom Leaf Factory

Gandalf: "I won the last golden scroll!!!"

Coming soon to a theater near you!

Lalwendë · 01-03-2009, 06:23 PM

Secrets of Middle-earth Number 85

Gandalf the White had a second job as the oldest pole dancer in Middle-earth; though he didn't get that many tips.

Morthoron · 01-03-2009, 06:50 PM

Gandalf finds a new and interesting use for Hobbits.

Oddwen · 01-03-2009, 07:49 PM

"Group huuuuuuuuug!"

12-22-2008, 11:38 AM	#13122
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond tries to shatter the ring by singing at a really high pitch. OR Steel underpants were not comforable at the best of times... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-22-2008, 04:27 PM	#13123
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Elrond after healing Frodo: "I'd like to share something with you, Mr. Baggins. Hobbits aren't really mammals. They spread everywhere using up the resources of Eriador. They're a virus!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-22-2008, 04:32 PM	#13124
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"Here's Johnny!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-22-2008, 04:35 PM	#13125
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	A festive caption; Elrond: Silent Night, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY Night. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-22-2008, 11:16 PM	#13126
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	E: Goooo-OOOORgoroth where the wind goes sweeping down the plains... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-23-2008, 12:23 AM	#13127
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	The ice cube down the shorts routine went over as expected. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-23-2008, 10:26 AM	#13128
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	A naughty mischief maker sent the designs for the Elrond action figure to the wrong sort of doll factory... __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-23-2008, 10:36 AM	#13129
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Alright, alright, maybe it's time for a new image? __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

12-23-2008, 01:10 PM	#13130
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Okay, let's see the mileage out of this one shall we. King of the dead: It's translucent you idiot not transparent, there is a difference. or King: Yes it is rather irritating that I cannot shave, thank you for bringing it up. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-23-2008, 01:31 PM	#13131
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The King of the Dead was quite pleased by Aragon's offer. Previously, he'd been the understudy for the 'walk' symbol on pelican crossings. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-23-2008, 01:43 PM	#13132
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	The King of the Dead tries his grimmest grin. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 12-23-2008 at 01:46 PM.

12-23-2008, 02:03 PM	#13133
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The King of the Dead just couldn't understand why he never made it as a Children's Entertainer. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-23-2008, 02:39 PM	#13134
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	King of Dead: Wedgies will not work on me Gimli son of Gloin. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-23-2008, 02:57 PM	#13135
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Aragorn wanted to see what happens and so he ate some glow sticks for breakfast. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

12-23-2008, 03:23 PM	#13136
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	King of the Dead to Austin Powers: "Yeah baby! Eat your heart out. I am one sexy b**ch!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-23-2008, 03:32 PM	#13137
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Snarling I smell man flesh! or Snarling I smell Legolas's shampoo! or Snarling Not again, Gandalf! Basically, it should include snarling. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-23-2008, 03:35 PM	#13138
Strongbow Wight Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South of the Capital Wasteland Posts: 119	Who...turned....off....GENERAL HOSPITAL?! __________________ Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh

12-23-2008, 10:57 PM	#13139
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The King of the Dead regenerates into...King of the Still Dead. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-23-2008, 11:21 PM	#13140
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Aging dead pirate Captain Barbossa makes a cameo appearance in The Return of the King. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

12-23-2008, 11:37 PM	#13141
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	King of the Dead: "What do you mean, I look like the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob Squarepants?" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

12-24-2008, 09:45 AM	#13142
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Sorry to do this again... The king of the dead is unimpressed with Gandalf's famous 'trick' __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-24-2008, 09:56 AM	#13143
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	King: "Have you got something for a really, really, really bad cold?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-24-2008, 10:46 AM	#13144
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	"I'm not dead, I'm just pinin' for the fjord." __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

12-24-2008, 12:43 PM	#13145
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Winner of the 'Elvis Impersonator 2008 Award' just announced.... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

12-24-2008, 02:43 PM	#13146
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Secrets of Middle-earth No.42 The King of the Dead got that corpse-like appearance from spending far too much time basking in the glow of his 50" Plasma TV playing Guitar Hero on his Wii. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-24-2008, 04:03 PM	#13147
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	"Me mum used to play the 'I've got your nose' game when I was little. I see now it was no game." __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

12-24-2008, 04:21 PM	#13148
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	Here's an appropriate little ditty I've heard sung to The Beatles' "Yesterday": Leprosy, All my skin is falling off of me -- I'm not half the man I used to be, Oh, Leprosy, is eating me... Kiss me quick Before I lose my upper lip, I don't even have a nose to pick Since I contracted leprosy... Sorry, not a very festive holiday tune. shrugs __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

12-27-2008, 01:52 PM	#13149
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	The King of the Dead was very peeved to discover that all this time he and his army had been hiding out in a uranium mine... __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

12-28-2008, 05:23 AM	#13150
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"This is a local mine, for local people, there's nothing for you here." __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-28-2008, 02:37 PM	#13151
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	No mining! Not allowed! (That's for mst3000 people). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-28-2008, 06:25 PM	#13152
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Even from a distance you could tell that the King of the dead had an odour problem. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

12-29-2008, 09:35 PM	#13153
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	The King of the Dead just had one of those poker faces... or a face that looked like it had come against a kind of hot poker. King of the Dead: "Yeah... it's a crown AND a helmit, dude... and get this... I don't even need it." __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-03-2009, 12:52 PM	#13154
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	We've all seen these before... The latest Middle-Earth skin care product went just a bit overboard with their 'Before' picture...

01-03-2009, 01:01 PM	#13155
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The Doctor was less than pleased with the results of his latest regeneration. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-03-2009, 01:40 PM	#13156
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The King was disappointed that he was so rotten, he had to be replaced... A senile Gandalf the White catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror. OR Gandalf sees Saruman the White Uncloaked. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...