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the phantom · 09-24-2008, 04:45 PM

Deagol: By Eru! I've never seen anything like it!
Smeagol: It's a ring, idiot.
Deagol: But it's so shiny!
Smeagol: It's wet.
Deagol: And I have this sudden urge to be evil!
Smeagol: ....
Deagol: I bet it's valuable.
Smeagol: Er... it's my birthday.

Formendacil · 09-24-2008, 06:18 PM

Déagol and Sméagol stare in aware at the golden egg laid by Déagol's goose.

Déagol: "But it's so small!"

The Elf-warrior · 09-24-2008, 06:49 PM

Deagol: "It's says here that I may be a winner."

The Only Real Estel · 09-24-2008, 07:20 PM

Deagol held in his hand one of the hardest earned & most sought-after things in all of Middle-Earth: the inside filling of an Oreo, after having carefully scraped it off of the two halves of cookie, preserving it's beautiful shape in all its glory.

Oddwen · 09-24-2008, 08:04 PM

Voice Offscreen: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevah, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wivvin a dweam. Do you haff the wing?

FeRaL sHaDoW · 09-25-2008, 01:35 AM

Smeagol tries to tell Deagol that the ring is not actually talking and that it is all in his head. However Deagol is not convinced as another string on insults is directed at him by the talking ring.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-25-2008, 02:11 PM

Deagol: "Wow! You found this in a box of
what kind of cereal?"

Lalwendë · 09-25-2008, 04:08 PM

Smeagol: "Why are you getting so excited? I'll bet it came out of the Argos catalogue and turns your finger green!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-26-2008, 11:44 AM

Smeagol attempts to make Deagol jealous by showing off his invisible dog.

Naz · 09-29-2008, 06:17 PM

Smeagol is entranced by just how soft Deagol's shirt is, even when wet.

Lalwendë · 10-15-2008, 05:38 AM

Smeagol: "Why are you so excited? It's only an Icelandic Krona!"

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-15-2008, 06:22 AM

"Deagol, did that pop-up banner really say "click here for 'Half-off at Harvey's Heavenly House of Halibut"! SWEET! We're goin' tonite!

Lalwendë · 11-03-2008, 02:17 PM

Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross squabble over their last pound coin.

"We need that to buy a new picture, Wossy!"

"No way Wuss! I've got ewectwicity biwws to pay!"

Saruman: "Put t'big light on will you?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-03-2008, 02:21 PM

Saruman: For the last time, Wormtonge! I'm not telling you where babies come from.

OR

Saruman: Wormtongue! You've left the fridge open AGAIN!

Gil-Galad · 11-03-2008, 02:24 PM

Saruman: best. sandwich. ever.

Grima: anyone seen my cat?

Saruman: ... uh oh spaghettios

Lalwendë · 11-03-2008, 02:37 PM

Saruman: "Don't you dare bring that rubbish dalek model in here if you've stuck the sink plunger on the top again."

Naz · 11-03-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gil-Galad

Saruman: ... uh oh spaghettios

Saruman saying "Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os" is hilarious.

Saruman feels the pressure of preparing for a test.
Saruman: And then Barahir's father was... was....

(nothing witty for Grima though)

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-03-2008, 05:08 PM

The misty look in the back ground isn't just an effect. Saruman just realized he left the iron on.

Beanamir of Gondor · 11-03-2008, 05:59 PM

Grima: [walks into room]

Saruman: [hides dolls] Agck! Haven't I ever told you to knock!?

Grima: Sorry, sir!

Saruman: ... Did you see anything?!

Grima: No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls, sir!

Saruman: Good!

Oddwen · 11-03-2008, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naz

(nothing witty for Grima though)

Grima: Barahir's father was Finduilas.

Saruman: Are you sure?

Grima: Yes. *snicker*

Or...

Saruman: Ah, Worm, there you are. Have you finished my homework yet?

Or...

Grima: My lord, I have grave news. A startling amount of the intercepted pipeweed has gone missing!

Saruman: Shh, I can't talk now! The purple is about to begin!

Or...

Grima: My lord, I require enlightenment; perchance do you know the name of the father of Barahir, elf-friend of old?

Saruman: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Or...

Saruman: And now, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy is available in widescreen! And-a heeere we go to the right, and-a heeeere we go to the...holy crap! Grima, where did you come from?

Grima: Oh, I'm pretty much always here.

Or...

Saruman: And here, a letter from Legolas...LEgolas...LeGOlas...hmm.

"Dear Saruman: My brothers are always saying that your cloak is made of tape, is this true?"

They say my cloak is made of tape? WHAT? I mean, what do I look like, some sort of tape-cloak to you? I mean, it's kind of iridescent like tape, here look...ohhhh, look here. It's a piece of tape on my cloak. That's must be what they were talking about. I must have rubbed up against my desk or something. My cloak is not made of tape. Pffft! Tape...well, that's all I have for you, Leggy. So until next week, send me some halflings. You know, halflings? Hey, The Grima! Let's go down to the Uruk pen and like, poke 'em with sticks or something.

The Grima: *The Grima noises*

Or...

Grima: My lord, the Grey Wizard seems to have escaped.

Saruman: Inconceivable!

Or...

Grima: My lord, I think I might be with child.

Saruman: Inconceivable!

Or...

Grima: My lord, the time is upon us for your Uruk army to emerge from their pods.

Saruman: Inconceivable!

Or...

Saruman: Heeey Grima, how's it goin'. Uhhh, yeahhhhh, I'm gonna have to ask you to go to Rohan full-time and watch over Theoden for me.

Grima: But...no, but...I believe I was explicit in my interview that...no, I...I, I...brigands rolling in the reek...

Saruman: Yeahhhhh, thanks Grima. Bye-bye now.

Grima: Um, ex-excuse me, I believe you have my stapler?

Gil-Galad · 11-03-2008, 10:55 PM

Grima: whats the matter?

Saruman: i just got bombarded with things to say from Oddwen

THE Ka · 11-04-2008, 12:02 AM

Saruman: Grima, where's your nephew?

Grima: Who? Oh, um, I devoured him.

Saruman: That's barbaric!

... Is there any left?

~ Ka

Lalwendë · 11-04-2008, 12:46 PM

Saruman: "Grima my lad! Bring me my crayons of many colours! This white page needs colouring in!"

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-04-2008, 08:51 PM

Grima was exited to work with a great sorcerer, but all Saruman did was soiling him self.

narfforc · 11-05-2008, 06:16 AM

Grima: Master, you can come out of this dark closet now, Grima has found a coin to put in your electrickery meter.

Oddwen · 11-09-2008, 07:28 PM

Saruman: Hey Grima, check it out. I'm hacking into the the MapQuest database and changing a few routes.

Grima: Wow, look at that new winding one - didn't that used to be the eagle route straight to the Sammath Naur?

Saruman: Yep, the new 'detour' will take months. And check out what I did to the Straight Road.

Grima: Wow, it's not even there!

Saruman: *snicker* I know...

Inziladun · 11-09-2008, 08:58 PM

1. Saruman: "Worm, do you ever feel like crying and you don't know why?"
or
2. Wormtongue: "Lord, have you at last discovered how Pop-Tarts work"?

I just noticed that's 300 posts. Took me long enough.

Lalwendë · 11-10-2008, 01:30 PM

Secrets of Middle-earth Number 22

Saruman was forced to hole himself up in Orthanc because he was deeply ashamed of his hirsute appearance after Grima hid his nose-hair trimmer.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-10-2008, 03:09 PM

"Grima, why do you always try the hardest Su Dokus? You never finish them and you never let me do them!"

Lalwendë · 11-13-2008, 04:39 AM

Grima: "But Master! I queued up all night to get the new Warcraft expansion, and I come home to find you're still hogging the computer playing Werewolf! It's not fair!"

Valesse · 11-14-2008, 04:16 PM

Saurman: "Dear dark diary..."
Grima: "Saurman? Are you... blogging?"
Saurman: "What? No! Never!" *mutters* "nosey git... I'll see you later, LJ."

OR

Grima found him again in front of the computer. It had been a few weeks since he starting to worry that Saurman might have an internet addiction to one of those online games.

OR

Saurman: "That tramp Gandalf just out bid me again! Grr! I hate eBay! I hate Gandalf! Just you wait, I cut your connection and then what will you do? Hahahaha!"
Grima: "Er, what were you two bidding on?"
Saurman: "...a The Phantom bobble-head."
Grima: ". . ."
Saurman: "COLLECTORS EDITION."

OR

Grima walks Curunir through making a spreadsheet of his Orcs and Uruk-hai.

OR

(Ala Lalwende ;D)

Saurman: "Grima! Fetch me my energy drinks... it's time Wrath of the Lich King! Northrend, here I come!!" *girllish squeal*
Grima: "...don't you have more important things to be doing?"
Saurman: "I'm taking a sick day~~"

Mithalwen · 11-15-2008, 05:48 AM

But I look at Saruman and just think of Tim Henman's dad watching him play at Wimbledon. I just can't get beyond that.

Lalwendë · 11-15-2008, 06:43 AM

Grima: Sire, did you find out where that leftover screw is supposed to go?

Saruman: NO! This is the last time I buy a Palantir stand from IKEA!

Morthoron · 11-15-2008, 08:26 AM

With his eyesight failing and spectacles not yet invented, Saruman practices his braille.

Morsul the Dark · 11-15-2008, 08:36 AM

Saruman: Rima never ever cook for me again...*Vomit*

or

Grima:uh....stroke...um.... amazement.... um.... awe? I hate Charades?

or

Grima you are Saruman of many colors? so that means like Martin Luther King Jr. would be proud right?

or

Saruman: I'm just astounded who knew Tide was powerful enough to make his grey cloak white.

or

Saruman: Grima, i must confess I'm not "Many colored" I simply spilled some paint and couldn't get the stains out.

or

Grima: Sir if orthanc was built by noble people, why is it so scary looking?

or

Grima: we don't have to take over the world, we could just set up a hotel here I mean the place is huge and it really is just us two living here.

or

Saruman: I just finished...........Willliam Shatner's School........... Of Acting...... This......Is...... My sad face!

or

Saruman: Holy Son of a beast Dog it's Morsul the Dark where'd he some from?

Lalwendë · 11-29-2008, 03:53 PM

Saruman: I suspect this is an out of date Argos catalogue as the pictures are all done in pencil. So I'm afraid, Grima, you might not be getting a Nintendo DS this Christmas after all. Will a whip and top do instead?

Grima: I suspect it was all that Gandalf's doing, sire. How about a look at him?

A glimpse inside Gandalf's wild imagination as he reaches yet another new level on Guitar Hero.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-29-2008, 04:03 PM

Gandalf whistles innocently as the toaster burns the house down...

OR

Gandalf hoped no one was watching as he pulled his GameBoy out of his beard. He had nearly beaten his High Score on Tetris and by thunder he wasn't going to let a Balrog stop him from getting there!

Inziladun · 11-29-2008, 04:40 PM

Somnambulistic Gandalf has that 'butter churning' dream again.

Formendacil · 11-29-2008, 07:11 PM

Returning from the Istari mission, Olórin is left to explain to Manwë and Varda how it took two thousand years and the defections of four wizards to bring down Sauron.

Gandalf: "He had this really clever alias of "the Necromancer," see, and Saruman was smoking a lot of weed, and we left the research stuff to him..."

Manwë: "Wasn't it a weed-smoking halfling that managed to do him in?"

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-29-2008, 07:45 PM

For some unknown reason NASA chose to build a rocket, shaped just like Gandalf.

09-24-2008, 04:45 PM	#13041
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Deagol: By Eru! I've never seen anything like it! Smeagol: It's a ring, idiot. Deagol: But it's so shiny! Smeagol: It's wet. Deagol: And I have this sudden urge to be evil! Smeagol: .... Deagol: I bet it's valuable. Smeagol: Er... it's my birthday. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

09-24-2008, 06:18 PM	#13042
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Déagol and Sméagol stare in aware at the golden egg laid by Déagol's goose. Déagol: "But it's so small!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

09-24-2008, 06:49 PM	#13043
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Deagol: "It's says here that I may be a winner." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-24-2008, 08:04 PM	#13045
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Voice Offscreen: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevah, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wivvin a dweam. Do you haff the wing? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-25-2008, 01:35 AM	#13046
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Smeagol tries to tell Deagol that the ring is not actually talking and that it is all in his head. However Deagol is not convinced as another string on insults is directed at him by the talking ring. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

09-24-2008, 07:20 PM	#13044
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Deagol held in his hand one of the hardest earned & most sought-after things in all of Middle-Earth: the inside filling of an Oreo, after having carefully scraped it off of the two halves of cookie, preserving it's beautiful shape in all its glory.

09-25-2008, 02:11 PM	#13047
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Deagol: "Wow! You found this in a box of what kind of cereal?" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-25-2008, 04:08 PM	#13048
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Smeagol: "Why are you getting so excited? I'll bet it came out of the Argos catalogue and turns your finger green!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-26-2008, 11:44 AM	#13049
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Smeagol attempts to make Deagol jealous by showing off his invisible dog. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-29-2008, 06:17 PM	#13050
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Smeagol is entranced by just how soft Deagol's shirt is, even when wet.

10-15-2008, 05:38 AM	#13051
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Smeagol: "Why are you so excited? It's only an Icelandic Krona!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-15-2008, 06:22 AM	#13052
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	"Deagol, did that pop-up banner really say "click here for 'Half-off at Harvey's Heavenly House of Halibut"! SWEET! We're goin' tonite! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

11-03-2008, 02:17 PM	#13053
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross squabble over their last pound coin. "We need that to buy a new picture, Wossy!" "No way Wuss! I've got ewectwicity biwws to pay!" Saruman: "Put t'big light on will you?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-03-2008, 02:21 PM	#13054
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: For the last time, Wormtonge! I'm not telling you where babies come from. OR Saruman: Wormtongue! You've left the fridge open AGAIN! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-03-2008, 02:24 PM	#13055
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Saruman: best. sandwich. ever. Grima: anyone seen my cat? Saruman: ... uh oh spaghettios __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-03-2008, 02:37 PM	#13056
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman: "Don't you dare bring that rubbish dalek model in here if you've stuck the sink plunger on the top again." __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-03-2008, 05:08 PM	#13058
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The misty look in the back ground isn't just an effect. Saruman just realized he left the iron on. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-03-2008, 05:59 PM	#13059
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Grima: [walks into room] Saruman: [hides dolls] Agck! Haven't I ever told you to knock!? Grima: Sorry, sir! Saruman: ... Did you see anything?! Grima: No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls, sir! Saruman: Good! __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

11-03-2008, 10:55 PM	#13061
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Grima: whats the matter? Saruman: i just got bombarded with things to say from Oddwen __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-04-2008, 12:02 AM	#13062
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Saruman: Grima, where's your nephew? Grima: Who? Oh, um, I devoured him. Saruman: That's barbaric! ... Is there any left? ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-04-2008, 12:46 PM	#13063
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman: "Grima my lad! Bring me my crayons of many colours! This white page needs colouring in!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-05-2008, 06:16 AM	#13065
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Grima: Master, you can come out of this dark closet now, Grima has found a coin to put in your electrickery meter. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

11-09-2008, 07:28 PM	#13066
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Stupid MapQuest! Saruman: Hey Grima, check it out. I'm hacking into the the MapQuest database and changing a few routes. Grima: Wow, look at that new winding one - didn't that used to be the eagle route straight to the Sammath Naur? Saruman: Yep, the new 'detour' will take months. And check out what I did to the Straight Road. Grima: Wow, it's not even there! Saruman: snicker I know... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

11-09-2008, 08:58 PM	#13067
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	1. Saruman: "Worm, do you ever feel like crying and you don't know why?" or 2. Wormtongue: "Lord, have you at last discovered how Pop-Tarts work"? I just noticed that's 300 posts. Took me long enough. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God. Last edited by Inziladun; 11-09-2008 at 09:02 PM.

11-10-2008, 01:30 PM	#13068
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Secrets of Middle-earth Number 22 Saruman was forced to hole himself up in Orthanc because he was deeply ashamed of his hirsute appearance after Grima hid his nose-hair trimmer. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-10-2008, 03:09 PM	#13069
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Grima, why do you always try the hardest Su Dokus? You never finish them and you never let me do them!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-13-2008, 04:39 AM	#13070
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Grima: "But Master! I queued up all night to get the new Warcraft expansion, and I come home to find you're still hogging the computer playing Werewolf! It's not fair!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-14-2008, 04:16 PM	#13071
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Saurman: "Dear dark diary..." Grima: "Saurman? Are you... blogging?" Saurman: "What? No! Never!" mutters "nosey git... I'll see you later, LJ." OR Grima found him again in front of the computer. It had been a few weeks since he starting to worry that Saurman might have an internet addiction to one of those online games. OR Saurman: "That tramp Gandalf just out bid me again! Grr! I hate eBay! I hate Gandalf! Just you wait, I cut your connection and then what will you do? Hahahaha!" Grima: "Er, what were you two bidding on?" Saurman: "...a The Phantom bobble-head." Grima: ". . ." Saurman: "COLLECTORS EDITION." OR Grima walks Curunir through making a spreadsheet of his Orcs and Uruk-hai. OR (Ala Lalwende ;D) Saurman: "Grima! Fetch me my energy drinks... it's time Wrath of the Lich King! Northrend, here I come!!" girllish squeal Grima: "...don't you have more important things to be doing?" Saurman: "I'm taking a sick day~~" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-15-2008, 05:48 AM	#13072
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Not exactly a caption But I look at Saruman and just think of Tim Henman's dad watching him play at Wimbledon. I just can't get beyond that. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-15-2008, 06:43 AM	#13073
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Grima: Sire, did you find out where that leftover screw is supposed to go? Saruman: NO! This is the last time I buy a Palantir stand from IKEA! __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-15-2008, 08:26 AM	#13074
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,509	With his eyesight failing and spectacles not yet invented, Saruman practices his braille. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

11-15-2008, 08:36 AM	#13075
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Saruman: Rima never ever cook for me again...Vomit or Grima:uh....stroke...um.... amazement.... um.... awe? I hate Charades? or Grima you are Saruman of many colors? so that means like Martin Luther King Jr. would be proud right? or Saruman: I'm just astounded who knew Tide was powerful enough to make his grey cloak white. or Saruman: Grima, i must confess I'm not "Many colored" I simply spilled some paint and couldn't get the stains out. or Grima: Sir if orthanc was built by noble people, why is it so scary looking? or Grima: we don't have to take over the world, we could just set up a hotel here I mean the place is huge and it really is just us two living here. or Saruman: I just finished...........Willliam Shatner's School........... Of Acting...... This......Is...... My sad face! or Saruman: Holy Son of a beast Dog it's Morsul the Dark where'd he some from? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-29-2008, 03:53 PM	#13076
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman: I suspect this is an out of date Argos catalogue as the pictures are all done in pencil. So I'm afraid, Grima, you might not be getting a Nintendo DS this Christmas after all. Will a whip and top do instead? Grima: I suspect it was all that Gandalf's doing, sire. How about a look at him? A glimpse inside Gandalf's wild imagination as he reaches yet another new level on Guitar Hero. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-29-2008, 04:03 PM	#13077
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf whistles innocently as the toaster burns the house down... OR Gandalf hoped no one was watching as he pulled his GameBoy out of his beard. He had nearly beaten his High Score on Tetris and by thunder he wasn't going to let a Balrog stop him from getting there! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-29-2008, 04:40 PM	#13078
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Somnambulistic Gandalf has that 'butter churning' dream again. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.