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Old 06-24-2008, 10:21 PM   #12961
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:25 PM   #12962
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The ability to balance his shoulder-dwarf while shooting was a key element to Legolas's fame as an archer.
Not to mention his skill with the elbow-Boromir...
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:21 AM   #12963
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Realizing the gravity of the situation Boromir did his best to concentrate at the task at hand, but it was to no avail. He couldn't shake the feeling that the gastro-intestinal problem he developed while in Rivendell would rear it's ugly head at this most inopportune moment.

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Gimli: That still only counts as one...oh wait that's later that I say that.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:51 PM   #12964
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Boromir has that shrinking feeling...

It is a little known fact that "Boromir the Tall" was an ironic nickname. The man of Gondor was actually scarcely taller than Gimli ......

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While Gimli was Gandalf's favourite during the journey through Moria, it seemed that the sun really did shine out of his......
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:47 AM   #12965
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Treebeard was furious that, despite Saruman's assurances, the earrings weren't very stylish.

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Old 07-04-2008, 11:19 AM   #12966
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I looked at the picture and thought of two caption, unfortunately I continued reading and found out that they where very close to hookbills. . .

"Merry and Pippin is getting tought some new drinking songs"

and

"Treebeards new "bling bling" was the envy of the other ents"

The jokes aren't the same, but the general theme is!
Anyways I shall come up with some new ones.

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Merry and Pippin was suprised about just how pleasant it was getting limbs eaten by an ent.

Merry and Pippin was too polite to tell Treebeard that his beard was so sticky and quilted that they where helplessly stuck.
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Old 07-08-2008, 08:27 PM   #12967
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. . . takes the expression 'chip off the old block' to a new level.

I mean, look at the hair, man.
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Old 07-08-2008, 10:00 PM   #12968
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Treebeard: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

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Old 07-11-2008, 08:24 AM   #12969
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:01 PM   #12970
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Fifty years on Bill and Ben were much as they ever had been but time had taken a terrible toll on the Little Weed.

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Old 07-11-2008, 01:06 PM   #12971
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Treebeard still couldn't work out where the voices in his head were coming from.

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Quickbeam was highly amused that Treebeard was still sporting an Afro.
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:57 PM   #12972
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Treebeard: And swing your partner dosie-doe...

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Pippin couldn't help himself, ent draught just gave him a terrible case of gas.
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:48 AM   #12973
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I don't get this one.

But, regardless of the picture, one can always fit in a common theme. Say...

Gandalf's uncloakings were attracting new audiences every week.
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Old 07-16-2008, 02:52 AM   #12974
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Trebeard: Isenguard!

Hobbits: Isenguard!

Quickbeam: Isenguard!

Ent: It's only a model.

Treebeard: Shh!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 03:35 AM   #12975
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"What do we want?"

"No orcs!"

"When do we want it?"

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Old 07-16-2008, 05:05 AM   #12976
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Pipe Premonitions.

Treebeard: Oh, look, new pic!

Quickbeam: This should be fun.



This is Sam after seeing Gandalf uncloak.

~*~ or ~*~

This is Sam after seeing Mt. Zoom go by.
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Sam realised that he left his trousers at home...

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Gandlaf removes his beard to wipe his chin sweat away...
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Old 07-16-2008, 05:30 AM   #12978
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Sam: Mr Strider sir, I spent two lifetimes in the Wild. Now do I look like you?

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Old 07-16-2008, 06:22 AM   #12979
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Deleted scene: Sam is caught trying to strangle Frodo and steal the Ring.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:00 AM   #12980
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Sam: "The mushrooms were excellent, Mrs Maggot..."
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... until they grew four hundred feet tall and started eating children...
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:53 AM   #12982
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Sam (drunkenly): Oh, look. It'sh a flying Balrog.

Frodo: Don't be silly, Balrogs don't have wings.

Gollum: And even if they did, they couldn't fly, no they couldn't precious.

Sam: Okay then, who'sh that? Tom Bombadil on a hang-glider?

Nonsensical singing heard.

Sam: . . . Okay, could be Elvesh. Eru knowsh they have thoshe horrible shongsh.
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Sam stares in disbelife as Cliff Richards and Tony Blair plays a game of twister

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Quite suprisingly Sam's own hair tried to poke out his eyes

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This is how Sam looked seconds before he was defeated by the Jigsaw Puzzle of Doom!
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:59 AM   #12984
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''Begging your pardon, Mr Frodo, but they haven't got the Ring.''

''What do you mean? Did you take it?''

''Mmmm... yeah...''

''That's great! So we can sneak out and go to Mount Doom now!''

''Well, no, y'see Mr Frodo, I traded them for .... some seeds. They totally work, look: I already grew some cress with them.''

''You traded the Ring for a basic vegetable?''

''Um, yeah.''

''Well, I am really hungry--''

''Look out! They have a cave troll!"
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Sam stumbles upon Elrond trying on his old clothes from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
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Sam is glad of the Orcs' intervention: perhaps no-one will notice that his trousers fell down.

Edit: just noticed Hookbill made that joke. Ok, er, how about:

Sam is caught trying on Galadriel's dress.
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Sam: Gimli was a WHAT?!
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As the Edinburgh festival gets under way...

Grima's routine doesn't go down as well as he had hoped...




Alternative comedy? Alternative Comedy? You call a flour bomb alternative comedy?
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Grima: Well, it was better than Gandalf's disappearing cl- *Hookbill is speared to the wall by five hundred spears*
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Theoden: Not again!

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Theoden: Just... Just let it go...
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:41 PM   #12997
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I just remembered one! Here's one for you Hookbill.

Hamma: Announcing the arrival of John Fillis!
You forgot to mention what Grima and Theoden said about that.

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Grima: Your guess is as good as mine...
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:44 PM   #12998
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:10 PM   #12999
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Theoden's sick horse gets into the throne room... AGAIN!
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:53 PM   #13000
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