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05-27-2008, 12:57 PM
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Alive without breath
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Having smoked everything in his house (including the chairs), Bilbo moved on to the outside...
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06-11-2008, 02:38 PM
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Bilbo tried to conceal it, but when he belched it was revealed that it was him who had eaten the blue Istari.
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06-12-2008, 04:30 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
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 Gandalf's drinking problem was the decisive factor that ment he did not get the job as "The Marlboro Man" or Gandalf got the very silly idea to conceal his ridiculous huge nose with a very small cup.
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06-12-2008, 05:00 PM
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Alive without breath
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While no one was looking, Gandalf tried to shove a miniature footstool up his nose.
OR Gandalf: The next train to depart from platform three will be the eighteen thirty seven service to Birmingham Central calling at; Gathurst, Leeds, Glasgow and wherever the heck the driver feels like.
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06-12-2008, 08:26 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Addictions? Wizards have no addictions. We can stop precisely when we wish to.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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06-12-2008, 09:17 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Celebrity News
When Pallando the Blue uncloaked, paparazzi captured this image of Gandalf indulging in three social scandals at once: weed, alcohol, and voyeurism.
OR: Gandalf's thought: "I bet me uncloaking with Pallando would be just the trick to make the front page."
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06-12-2008, 09:24 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Stupid Hobbit pints...
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06-12-2008, 09:29 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Who?
Very few know that Dumbledore's Elder Wand also doubled as a pipe.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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06-12-2008, 10:20 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Gandalf simply didn't believe in handkerchiefs.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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06-12-2008, 10:47 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
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MallornCard Ad:
A pint of bitter: $2
Pipe: $270 Mental preparation for uncloaking before the Council of Elrond: Priceless
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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06-13-2008, 01:29 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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The Fellowship: Gandalf! Gandalf? Where are you, Gandalf? Help us, Gandalf! Gandalf, we need you!
Gandalf: Gandalf, Gandalf, Gandalf. Can't get even get a moment to relax before they start screaming my name. What is they want this time? I mean, who on Middle-earth do they think I am....some sort of wizard? Oh...wait...
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06-13-2008, 07:44 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Only too late did Gandalf realise that, as payback, Merry and Pippin had swapped his pint with the washing up liquid.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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06-18-2008, 09:15 AM
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Alive without breath
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It was this picture that stopped Gandalf from ever being allowed to drive the Van.
OR It was only a second before Gandalf realised someone had set his back on fire.
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06-19-2008, 02:08 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
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Pippin waited in anxiety: Gandalf had threatened to poke him with a stick if his cappucino wasn't delicious.
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06-19-2008, 02:30 PM
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Flame Imperishable
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Gandlaf glances sideways to see if anyone is looking at him, so he can sneak an extra pint.
or A second before Gandalf realised he'd been poisoned- his beer was made of fermented garlic.
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06-19-2008, 06:40 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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A proper fourteen-twenty? Is that in Gondorion years or by Shire reckoning? Bloody mortals, can't keep their calendars straight!
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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06-20-2008, 07:53 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Gandalf cared very much about his looks and at Bilbo's party it caused him to think:
"Maybe if I attach this cup to my face. they won't notice how ridiculus my beard looks"
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06-21-2008, 10:02 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf thought to himself, "I've never heard a death metal drinking song before."
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06-22-2008, 04:11 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Pippin: They said they're replacing you.
Gandalf: Is that what they say?  Legolas: Here they come! Boromir: Okay, shoot anything that moves and is ugly . . . except Gimli.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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06-22-2008, 04:22 AM
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Alive without breath
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Guarding the stairway to Heaven was a tough job.
OR Legolas: Let's hope these arrows from Rivendel can... Wait a moment... "Made in China"? 
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06-22-2008, 04:33 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Ah, Ninecompanions...
Gimli: Legolas! Frodo is surrounded by orcs and is in peril!
Legolas: Do not worry. The halfling will tell no secrets to the enemy. Or... Of the worst times to be abducted by aliens, this situation is number seventeen on our countdown. Or... Gimli: Beam me up, Mahal! Or... All: Gimli! Don't go into the light!!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-22-2008, 04:34 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
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The space-aliens' subtle decoy worked to perfection, and Gimli was easily abducted.
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06-22-2008, 04:34 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
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Ha! Snap, Oddwen.
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06-22-2008, 04:37 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Or as we say in my family, "owe me a coke".
 I'll expect a lump of it in my stocking this Christmas. ..... Boromir: Okay, I um, seem to have lost my sword...I'll just...hide behind...my shield....for the rest of the journey...yes.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-22-2008, 05:11 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
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Printers, scanners, photocopiers?
Boromir: Gandalf's fighting the Balrog, shouldn't we help him?
Legolas: We can't. Only someone from the First Age can fight someone from the First Age. Gimli: But weren't you in Gondolin?! Legolas: Oh, c'mon, BoLT ain't canon.
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06-22-2008, 06:26 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
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Legolas: ''Now to kill Gandalf, and end this madness...er...I mean, of course, kill the Orc. Yeees, the Orc... *shifts eyes*
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06-22-2008, 06:41 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
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Finaly Legolas got a chance to prove that he was an exelent marxman even with a dwarf attached to his bow.
or Legolas was the first elf ever to fall asleep in the middle of a battle.
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06-22-2008, 09:44 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Boromir: Oh no! Muppet fans!
Legolas: Quick, Gimli, hide yourself!
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06-22-2008, 12:15 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Legolas to Boromir: The little twerp, I'm gonna kill him someday!
Boromir: Well you do have a bow and some arrows... Legolas: Yeah, but Gandalf would turn me into a frog if I killed him. Gimli: Huh, what was that?
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The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.
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06-22-2008, 12:38 PM
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Flame Imperishable
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Gimli: Kill those orcs! Woops, was that Legolas's head?
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06-22-2008, 12:43 PM
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Alive without breath
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Gimli was disappointed that no one saw his dramatic entrance with lights and lazars.
 OR While Legolas stood guard, Boromir stole the wheels from a cart...
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06-22-2008, 12:43 PM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
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It was a sad moment to notice that Gimli had some distant troll ancestry and that the troll-blood reacted to strong concentrated light.
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06-22-2008, 01:05 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Legolas, highly annoyed at the lack of quality dialogue for his character in the movie, aims vindictively at the quote button to the bottom right of the page, thus ensuring no quotes from anyone whatsoever.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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06-22-2008, 01:15 PM
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Alive without breath
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Gimli prepares to climb a small rope while no one is looking...
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06-22-2008, 01:30 PM
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Legolas gets his nose stuck in his bow.
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06-22-2008, 01:33 PM
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Alive without breath
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Everyone wondered why Logolas hadn't taken his shot yet... He'd been dead for three minutes.
Gimli: Well, at least his conversation will be better now.
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06-22-2008, 02:23 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Gimli: When you offered to get me a box to stand on, I didn't think you were a raving boxopath!
Legolas: Just keep standing on it. Or else.
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06-22-2008, 04:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Gimli: Yeah, sorry to be so abrupt with this but I'm beaming out. See you losers later.
Legolas: *snooze* Boromir: I hope no one discovers that 'loose pounds with Boromir the Dicso King' video... Gimli: Hey! Listen to me when I'm belittling you! ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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06-22-2008, 06:59 PM
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Shade with a Blade
Join Date: Aug 2007
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Gimli: Legolas? That's a mime.
Legolas (thinks): I hate mimes.
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06-24-2008, 09:18 PM
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Dead Serious
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The ability to balance his shoulder-dwarf while shooting was a key element to Legolas's fame as an archer.
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