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ElentariGreenleaf · 03-03-2003, 01:24 PM

I ammmmmmmmm a statue......

Meela · 03-03-2003, 01:47 PM

Hi, I'm Mickey, your tour guide for today. This, folks, is the Ancient Tree of The Shire! its stood in this magical spot for over 10,000 years. Now, on to the River of Well-Wishers, then we'll be stopping for lunch at the fabulous Prancing Pony!

Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 03-03-2003, 02:52 PM

everyone's going to jump on me, aren't they?
I couldn't resist:

apologies

Meela · 03-03-2003, 02:57 PM

"oh thank god... my hair's not messed up..."

"oh thank god... Gimli feels the same way..."

(singing) "i am so greeeeaaaaat.... i am so greeeeeaaaaat..."

dragoneyes · 03-03-2003, 02:57 PM

Praise me! For I am the best in the world!

Meela · 03-03-2003, 02:59 PM

"must... get... perfect tan..."

ElentariGreenleaf · 03-03-2003, 02:59 PM

Legolas: WOrship me you Fangirls
Orc: That's it! *pushes Legolas off stage*

Meela · 03-03-2003, 03:00 PM

"See, Aragorn? I have a halo! You may have a crown, but i have a bright, shiny haaaaalooooooooo!!!"

dragoneyes · 03-03-2003, 03:04 PM

Don't worry Gimli! I'll catch you!

Diamond18 · 03-03-2003, 03:24 PM

The hills are alive, with the sounds of killing,
With Orcs on the run, filled with many fears!
My bow will be blest, with special effects,
And I'll shoot straight once mooooooore.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-03-2003, 05:46 PM

Diamond, I was going to put that! Great minds think alike...LOL!

If all the blood drops were Lembas and elf wine oh what a world it would be!
I'd stand outside with my bow shooting wide:
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
If all the blood drops were Lembas and elf wine oh what a world it would be!

Kates Frodo Temp · 03-03-2003, 06:21 PM

Forgive me if this one's been done before, but I THINK I looked at everything.

D:\...\TERROR II PICS\deakon-aragorn.jpg

Kates Frodo Temp · 03-03-2003, 06:22 PM

Okay, so that one didn't work out. Let me try again.
[IMG]D:\...\TERROR II PICS\deakon-aragorn.jpg[/IMG]

Kates Frodo Temp · 03-03-2003, 06:23 PM

Umm... Allow me to go back and read the instructions, hehe.

Kates Frodo Temp · 03-03-2003, 06:27 PM

I give up! [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: Kates Frodo Temp ]

Airehiriel · 03-04-2003, 09:59 AM

Don't you just hate it when the tree you are climbing comes alive?

Annunfuiniel · 03-04-2003, 10:09 AM

Hey, would you mind? That really is my nose you're hanging to!

Meela · 03-04-2003, 12:50 PM

"Watch out, Merry farted!"

ElentariGreenleaf · 03-04-2003, 02:27 PM

Treebeard: Must.... resist... urge.... to... bite..... hand.....

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-04-2003, 03:37 PM

Outraged at Saruman's plans to uproot Fangorn Forest to make way for the Isengard by-pass, Pippin "Swampy" Took leads the tree-huggers in a protest.

Himaran · 03-04-2003, 04:13 PM

Pippin: Y, Y, You'll be my friend, won't you?

Treebeard: Yes, I'll be your friend, Pippin.

Silmarien · 03-04-2003, 05:13 PM

sorry if it's too soon for a new pic but I think I can finally put one on

Faramir: now I'll just spin you round, you've both got tails, the donkeys pinned to the tree over there.

I'll just give you the addressThe Council of Elrond

[ March 04, 2003: Message edited by: Silmarien ]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-04-2003, 06:26 PM

The URL doesn't work either. Here's the picture you were trying to show, however:

Faramir: (grinning mischieviously to himself) "Don't worry! There's no tree in sight!"

Ithaeliel · 03-04-2003, 08:47 PM

Faramir(?): Shhhhhiiiiiire.... *hard breath*... Baaaggiiiins.....
Frodo: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: There's a hole in my blindfold... I can see you, Faramir; stop being an idiot! Er, that is you, isn't it...? .....Faramir...?

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-04-2003, 10:33 PM

Well, I tried to stop myself...:

Faramir: "By the power vested in me as a Captain of Gondor, I now pronounce you..."

Sam: "Wait... Rosie doesn't have hands like that!"

DarkRose · 03-05-2003, 12:11 AM

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That was a good one, Rynoah!

Sam: Why did I ever agree to participate in this fortune-telling/reading-hands-while-blindfolded scheme?

Faramir: My, my, my! Look at those doom lines on Frodo's hand! They are extraordinarily long. This is grave, indeed.

Frodo: Doom? I laugh in the face of doom!

Meela · 03-05-2003, 07:42 AM

Faramir: pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake... *smack*

Anything but Arwen · 03-05-2003, 08:09 AM

Loving the Nazgul one...mmm....faramir...no, bad thoughts...BAD THOUGHTS...

Ok...

"Stay still! You cant give me a leg up into the tree if you mooove..."
"Thats the idea Faramir....why dont you let the lighter HOBBITS up?"
"Nuh uh!!! I wanna climb the treee!!"

Meela · 03-05-2003, 08:14 AM

(bit like the tree one, sorry)

Faramir: that's it... move forward... just one more step! no, don't worry... there's no hole there, really... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Meela · 03-05-2003, 08:32 AM

[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

Meela · 03-05-2003, 08:34 AM

ok... ignore that... i didnt think it work work, somehow, although i did follow thingybob's instructions on the first page. can someone tell me how to do it?

Shy Hobbit · 03-05-2003, 10:27 AM

Mmm, nothing like the taste of cold steel blade to get you going

Diamond18 · 03-05-2003, 12:16 PM

The others began to worry about Merry, but Merry didn't care. He'd discovered a new treat, that couldn't be beat.

"Yum....Orc blood..."

Meela · 03-05-2003, 01:26 PM

"I told Pippin not to play with the glue..."

peonydeepdelver · 03-05-2003, 03:08 PM

The Merry one
Gee, I guess Mom was right, when it's winter, never touch your tongue to metal!

The Faramir One
Faramir: Come back, come back, to Osgiliath we shall take you!
Sam: Okay, first, I can see through my blindfold. Secondly, there's only one of you. Thirdly, we didn't go there in the book, and finally, it's clearly supposed to be, "Come back, come back, to MORDOR we shall take you." [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Honestly Faramir, didn't you ever read the book?

Airehiriel · 03-05-2003, 03:55 PM

Merry likes to recreat scenes from some of his favorite movies. This one is of the movie "A Christmas Story" where Ralphie's friend Flick sticks his tongue to the flag pole on a triple-dog-dare.

New pic:

(Hope this was what you were trying to post Meela.)

Elrond: *thinking* I hope they don't ever figure out that I haven't a clue as to what I have just done.
*waves to group* "Good luck!"

[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Rochelle · 03-05-2003, 04:00 PM

It's the new thing on the market!

Sting popsicles!!

ElentariGreenleaf · 03-05-2003, 04:28 PM

Merry one:
Merry: Mmmmmmmmm.... sword... OW!
~~~~~~~
faramir one:
Frodo: Faramir, let us go....
Faramir: No. And I'm not Faramir! *pulls back hood* MWAHAHAHAH!
Frodo and Sam: That ain't gonna help, we're blind folded....
Faramir: Darn. Well, it's me. Aragorn. I think Faramir stole my costume...

Meela · 03-05-2003, 04:39 PM

thanks, Aire! that was the one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Frodo: Elrond, those platform boots really don't suit you, you know...

dragoneyes · 03-05-2003, 05:13 PM

Merry: Ok Elrond, that's perhaps taking it a little too far with the Ent-draught.

03-03-2003, 01:24 PM	#1241
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	I ammmmmmmmm a statue...... __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

03-03-2003, 01:47 PM	#1242
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Hi, I'm Mickey, your tour guide for today. This, folks, is the Ancient Tree of The Shire! its stood in this magical spot for over 10,000 years. Now, on to the River of Well-Wishers, then we'll be stopping for lunch at the fabulous Prancing Pony! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-03-2003, 02:52 PM	#1243
Galenfea of Mirkwood. Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Road2Rivendell: 250miles (somewhere near Weathertop) Posts: 145	everyone's going to jump on me, aren't they? I couldn't resist: apologies __________________ Do not mess with us, we are the first chocoholic elves! Arwen is evil and she's after the Ring! My plan is perfect, how dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan?-Sauron

03-03-2003, 02:57 PM	#1244
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"oh thank god... my hair's not messed up..." "oh thank god... Gimli feels the same way..." (singing) "i am so greeeeaaaaat.... i am so greeeeeaaaaat..." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-03-2003, 02:57 PM	#1245
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Praise me! For I am the best in the world! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

03-03-2003, 02:59 PM	#1246
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"must... get... perfect tan..." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-03-2003, 02:59 PM	#1247
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Legolas: WOrship me you Fangirls Orc: That's it! pushes Legolas off stage __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

03-03-2003, 03:00 PM	#1248
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"See, Aragorn? I have a halo! You may have a crown, but i have a bright, shiny haaaaalooooooooo!!!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-03-2003, 03:04 PM	#1249
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Don't worry Gimli! I'll catch you! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

03-03-2003, 03:24 PM	#1250
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	The hills are alive, with the sounds of killing, With Orcs on the run, filled with many fears! My bow will be blest, with special effects, And I'll shoot straight once mooooooore. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

03-03-2003, 05:46 PM	#1251
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Diamond, I was going to put that! Great minds think alike...LOL! If all the blood drops were Lembas and elf wine oh what a world it would be! I'd stand outside with my bow shooting wide: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum If all the blood drops were Lembas and elf wine oh what a world it would be! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-03-2003, 06:21 PM	#1252
Kates Frodo Temp Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Vale, Ancartia Posts: 112	Forgive me if this one's been done before, but I THINK I looked at everything. D:\...\TERROR II PICS\deakon-aragorn.jpg __________________ I yessessë Eru ontanë Menel ar Cemen. Genesis 1:1 Sign my lighter, Meela?

03-03-2003, 06:22 PM	#1253
Kates Frodo Temp Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Vale, Ancartia Posts: 112	Okay, so that one didn't work out. Let me try again. [IMG]D:\...\TERROR II PICS\deakon-aragorn.jpg[/IMG] __________________ I yessessë Eru ontanë Menel ar Cemen. Genesis 1:1 Sign my lighter, Meela?

03-03-2003, 06:23 PM	#1254
Kates Frodo Temp Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Vale, Ancartia Posts: 112	Umm... Allow me to go back and read the instructions, hehe. __________________ I yessessë Eru ontanë Menel ar Cemen. Genesis 1:1 Sign my lighter, Meela?

03-03-2003, 06:27 PM	#1255
Kates Frodo Temp Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Vale, Ancartia Posts: 112	I give up! [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: Kates Frodo Temp ] __________________ I yessessë Eru ontanë Menel ar Cemen. Genesis 1:1 Sign my lighter, Meela?

03-04-2003, 09:59 AM	#1256
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Don't you just hate it when the tree you are climbing comes alive? __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

03-04-2003, 10:09 AM	#1257
Annunfuiniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Something close like Shire Posts: 769	Hey, would you mind? That really is my nose you're hanging to! __________________ Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

03-04-2003, 12:50 PM	#1258
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Watch out, Merry farted!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-04-2003, 02:27 PM	#1259
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Treebeard: Must.... resist... urge.... to... bite..... hand..... __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

03-04-2003, 03:37 PM	#1260
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Outraged at Saruman's plans to uproot Fangorn Forest to make way for the Isengard by-pass, Pippin "Swampy" Took leads the tree-huggers in a protest. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-04-2003, 04:13 PM	#1261
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	Pippin: Y, Y, You'll be my friend, won't you? Treebeard: Yes, I'll be your friend, Pippin.

03-04-2003, 05:13 PM	#1262
Silmarien Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lost but Found Posts: 199	sorry if it's too soon for a new pic but I think I can finally put one on Faramir: now I'll just spin you round, you've both got tails, the donkeys pinned to the tree over there. I'll just give you the addressThe Council of Elrond [ March 04, 2003: Message edited by: Silmarien ] __________________ Though here at journeys end I lie in dakness buried deep, beyond all towers strong and high beyond all mountains steep, above all shadows rides the Sun and Stars forever dwell:I will not say the Day is done nor bid the Stars farewell!

03-04-2003, 06:26 PM	#1263
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	The URL doesn't work either. Here's the picture you were trying to show, however: Faramir: (grinning mischieviously to himself) "Don't worry! There's no tree in sight!" __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-04-2003, 08:47 PM	#1264
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Faramir(?): Shhhhhiiiiiire.... hard breath... Baaaggiiiins..... Frodo: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sam: There's a hole in my blindfold... I can see you, Faramir; stop being an idiot! Er, that is you, isn't it...? .....Faramir...? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

03-04-2003, 10:33 PM	#1265
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Well, I tried to stop myself...: Faramir: "By the power vested in me as a Captain of Gondor, I now pronounce you..." Sam: "Wait... Rosie doesn't have hands like that!" __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-05-2003, 12:11 AM	#1266
DarkRose Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sauron's Garden Posts: 157	[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That was a good one, Rynoah! Sam: Why did I ever agree to participate in this fortune-telling/reading-hands-while-blindfolded scheme? Faramir: My, my, my! Look at those doom lines on Frodo's hand! They are extraordinarily long. This is grave, indeed. Frodo: Doom? I laugh in the face of doom! __________________ "All rivers go to the sea, yet never does the sea become full."

03-05-2003, 07:42 AM	#1267
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Faramir: pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake... smack __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-05-2003, 08:09 AM	#1268
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Loving the Nazgul one...mmm....faramir...no, bad thoughts...BAD THOUGHTS... Ok... "Stay still! You cant give me a leg up into the tree if you mooove..." "Thats the idea Faramir....why dont you let the lighter HOBBITS up?" "Nuh uh!!! I wanna climb the treee!!" __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

03-05-2003, 08:14 AM	#1269
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	(bit like the tree one, sorry) Faramir: that's it... move forward... just one more step! no, don't worry... there's no hole there, really... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-05-2003, 08:32 AM	#1270
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ] __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-05-2003, 08:34 AM	#1271
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	ok... ignore that... i didnt think it work work, somehow, although i did follow thingybob's instructions on the first page. can someone tell me how to do it? __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-05-2003, 10:27 AM	#1272
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	Mmm, nothing like the taste of cold steel blade to get you going __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

03-05-2003, 12:16 PM	#1273
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	The others began to worry about Merry, but Merry didn't care. He'd discovered a new treat, that couldn't be beat. "Yum....Orc blood..." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

03-05-2003, 01:26 PM	#1274
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"I told Pippin not to play with the glue..." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-05-2003, 03:08 PM	#1275
peonydeepdelver Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts Posts: 256	The Merry one Gee, I guess Mom was right, when it's winter, never touch your tongue to metal! The Faramir One Faramir: Come back, come back, to Osgiliath we shall take you! Sam: Okay, first, I can see through my blindfold. Secondly, there's only one of you. Thirdly, we didn't go there in the book, and finally, it's clearly supposed to be, "Come back, come back, to MORDOR we shall take you." [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Honestly Faramir, didn't you ever read the book? __________________ "Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh