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Hookbill the Goomba · 05-13-2007, 11:29 AM

Strider: So, what do you think of my place?

Frodo: Erm... Interesting 'wallpaper'?

Parmastahir · 05-14-2007, 05:10 PM

Pipping (loudly): "MORE ALE!"

Sam: "Don't tell me you've finished that keg already!"

Strider (thinking to himself): "Methinks it time to call an exterminator. These dratted Hobbits have eaten me out of house and home!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-15-2007, 07:07 AM

Saruman: Can't you Uruks leave me alone for five minutes? I'm having lunch!

OR

Saruman: Who ordered the five million burgers?

Rune Son of Bjarne · 05-15-2007, 07:28 AM

Before Saruman realised the great powers of his voice he thought they all came from his magic-cheeseburger. (with extra cheese)

or

Before Saruman became a wizard he was a health-councelor!

Saruman: Do not eat fast food it gives you gas!

But not necisarily a very good one. . .

Bêthberry · 05-15-2007, 07:52 AM

Saruman enunciates on how the golden arches bring forth happy buns.

OR

Saruman comes up with the idea for a McPalantir.

OR

Wormtongue realises that Saruman is a burglar king, having ripped off the idea for lembuns from the elves.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-15-2007, 08:03 AM

Saruman's early attempts at 'magic' weren't all that impressive...

Saruman: Watch as I make this burger disappear... Close your eyes...

Legate of Amon Lanc · 05-15-2007, 10:20 AM

Saruman: "A new Power is rising! Its victory is at hand, and there will be rich reward for those that aided it. We can bide our time, we can keep our thoughts in our hearts, deploring maybe evils done by the way, but approving the high and ultimate purpose: enough food for all nations. There need not be, there would not be, any real change in our designs, only in our means. We must join with McDonald's."

OR, more drastic:

"MARCH!!! There will be no dawn for KFC!"

Brinniel · 05-15-2007, 10:25 AM

Saruman realises how powerful McDonald's really is.

Uruks: *gather around and start chanting* Food! Food! Food!

Saruman: C'mon guys, I only bought a Big Mac for myself. Did you really think I could afford burgers for all of you? Now go...eat each other...or something like that. I want to enjoy my McDonald's in peace!

Wormtongue: What?! You didn't get anything for me? But I specifically asked for a Happy Meal!

Mithalwen · 05-15-2007, 01:25 PM

Grima wonders why the stick Saruman got with his happy meal was so much bigger than his.

The Might · 05-15-2007, 03:02 PM

Free burger for anyone who survives at Helm's Deep!

OR

For I am Saruman the Hungry, Saruman Burger-Maker, Saruman of Many Calories! Bow before me.

OR

Saruman: While I have been eating these delicious burgers, Grima here had Lotho for lunch.
Grima: I hate you!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-15-2007, 03:15 PM

Saruman: Who redecorated Orthank?

OR

Saruman: When I said 'super size' I meant I want a burger this big!

The Elf-warrior · 05-15-2007, 03:47 PM

Saruman: "Did somebody defame McDonald's?"

Parmastahir · 05-15-2007, 05:08 PM

Saruman to the uruk-hai: "We're fresh out of man-flesh. For dinner, you may have a cheeseburger, a hard-boiled egg on a stick, or a toasted marshmallow. Hold that up a little higher for them to see, Grima!"

Finduilas · 05-15-2007, 05:44 PM

Editor looking over his footage: What!!!! Now I understand what they were laughing at...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 05-15-2007, 06:24 PM

Grima is much disapointed that Saruman prefers McDonalds over Burger King and therefor is no true hip-hopper

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-16-2007, 10:22 AM

Saruman thinks that starving his Uruks and then eating in front of them will make them tougher. Grima thinks different...

OR

Saruman: What do you mean? There is not food in Orthank! You're all crazy!

The Might · 05-17-2007, 08:37 AM

Saruman: Okay...who of you stole my fries?
Grima: Don't forget about the drink master...

FeRaL sHaDoW · 05-18-2007, 04:24 AM

Saruman: who ate the rest of my happy meal

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-18-2007, 07:23 AM

Saruman: Who replaced my Palantir with this?

OR

Saruman: Soon, we will turn Rohan into the biggest fast food restaurant ever seen!

***Thenamir*** · 05-18-2007, 09:40 AM

"None shall be able to stand before the combined fat-content of McMordor's and Isenburger-King!"

"...an army created with a single purpose: to clog the arteries of the world of men."

The Sixth Wizard · 05-19-2007, 01:04 AM

Saruman: I need something to get these orcs moving! Lazy fatties...

Grima: "To war" sir?

Saruman: No no, I have a better idea... (shouts) TO THE STORE!!

OR

None can resist the grease of Saruman...

THE Ka · 05-19-2007, 08:09 PM

Saruman: Pickles?! Now it's tainted!! Henceforth all prospecting cucumbers and vile pickles alike shall be scorged from the earth!

Grima: *Ahem*

Saruman: Oh yeah... Be sure to keep a look out for pesky hobbits, and that ring thing. Now leave me to craft a new and glorious sandwich!

~ not gone Ka

Lalwendë · 05-21-2007, 01:45 PM

Saruman makes use of his Arts degree: "Do you want fries with that?"

Valesse · 05-21-2007, 02:02 PM

Saruman in mid coughing fit from the shock of consuming man-flesh due to a mistake made by the new orkish employee in his personal Mikky-D's.

Oddwen · 05-21-2007, 10:44 PM

Saruman: Good Uruk! You shall have a prize! Now open your mouth, like this. *chucks hamburger*

Kitanna · 05-23-2007, 10:44 AM

Priest Saruman and Alter Boy Grima of the Church of McDonald's was really something to see...

Maeggaladiel · 05-23-2007, 06:05 PM

After failing in their plans to aid Sauron in world domination, Grima and Saruman open a drive-thru for Oiliphaunt riders and live happily ever after:

"YOUR CHEESEBURGER, SIR! HAVE A NICE DAY, OR ELSE!!"

The Elf-warrior · 05-23-2007, 07:19 PM

Nazgul: "I am Witch-King, son of Wikipedia. If by life or death I can slay you, I will."

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-24-2007, 02:28 AM

The Nazgul accidentally left the camera's auto timer on for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. He was asleep when this was taken.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 05-24-2007, 07:55 AM

Sorry but this photo creeps me out/Scares me too much for me to think of anything funny to say about it.

***Thenamir*** · 05-24-2007, 09:43 AM

Aside: Actually, this isn't the witch-king. WK's sword is slightly different than the others, having a curved and smooth guard rather than a straight and lumpy one. This is a garden-variety Nazgul.

No one will get this one unless I'm not the only IBM mainframe programmer on the Downs:
"This face intentionally left blank."

Udun Dating Video Service: "Tall, dark, and handsome...two out of three ain't bad."

"They said that if I could pull this sword from this stone I'd be the ruddy king of England. Daft buggers..."

"Since I'm invisible, my manicurist can't see my nails -- that's why I have to wear these gloves."

"Alright, alright, who am I now? <strikes pose> 'None shall pass!'"

Legate of Amon Lanc · 05-24-2007, 10:06 AM

"I always wear this hood so Sauron does not see that I am making faces at him."

Aganzir · 05-24-2007, 11:13 AM

The spirit of Leonardo da Vinci banished Mona Lisa from the original painting after she had started to listen to heavy music.

Thinlómien · 05-25-2007, 02:33 AM

The actor playing a nazgûl had almost as many facial expressions as Keanu Reeves.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-25-2007, 03:39 AM

After the fall of Sauron, it was hard for some to get new jobs. This Nazgul is waiting to sign up to sell the Big Issue.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 05-25-2007, 06:01 AM

"Please, give alms to the war-veteran of Morannon..."

OR

"You think I look the same like when you saw me last time, eh? Back then, I was wearing black cloak with black hood. You should know, however, that this is totally different black cloak and totally different black hood!"

The Might · 05-25-2007, 07:05 AM

All were amazed when they saw TM's great Halloween costume.

OR

After the LotR DVD sales starting going down, the Nazgul were forced to search for new workplaces, such as becoming models.

Elmo · 05-26-2007, 05:10 AM

The Witch-King fails to pull the sword out of the stone so instead of becoming king of Britian he becomes the prime minister.

Tony Blair Witch, anyone? You heard it here first.

The Sixth Wizard · 05-27-2007, 02:16 AM

Yes, THIS is what heroin users end up looking like... Be warned.

(and of course they end up using needles THAT BIG)

THE Ka · 05-27-2007, 08:25 PM

After the Sauron experience, many Nazgul had to resort to cheap positions on the DIY network, or the multitude of 'chopper' spin offs...

Nazgul: ...And today we're gonna show how you too can restore the glory days to your armory!

~ a good laugh Ka

05-13-2007, 11:29 AM	#12521
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Strider: So, what do you think of my place? Frodo: Erm... Interesting 'wallpaper'? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-14-2007, 05:10 PM	#12522
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Send'em Packing Pipping (loudly): "MORE ALE!" Sam: "Don't tell me you've finished that keg already!" Strider (thinking to himself): "Methinks it time to call an exterminator. These dratted Hobbits have eaten me out of house and home!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

05-15-2007, 07:07 AM	#12523
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	A new (read: 'old but edited in photo shop) picture Saruman: Can't you Uruks leave me alone for five minutes? I'm having lunch! OR Saruman: Who ordered the five million burgers? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-15-2007, 07:52 AM	#12525
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	Saruman enunciates on how the golden arches bring forth happy buns. OR Saruman comes up with the idea for a McPalantir. OR Wormtongue realises that Saruman is a burglar king, having ripped off the idea for lembuns from the elves. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

05-15-2007, 08:03 AM	#12526
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman's early attempts at 'magic' weren't all that impressive... Saruman: Watch as I make this burger disappear... Close your eyes... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-15-2007, 10:20 AM	#12527
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Saruman: "A new Power is rising! Its victory is at hand, and there will be rich reward for those that aided it. We can bide our time, we can keep our thoughts in our hearts, deploring maybe evils done by the way, but approving the high and ultimate purpose: enough food for all nations. There need not be, there would not be, any real change in our designs, only in our means. We must join with McDonald's." OR, more drastic: "MARCH!!! There will be no dawn for KFC!" __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

05-15-2007, 10:25 AM	#12528
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Saruman realises how powerful McDonald's really is. Uruks: gather around and start chanting Food! Food! Food! Saruman: C'mon guys, I only bought a Big Mac for myself. Did you really think I could afford burgers for all of you? Now go...eat each other...or something like that. I want to enjoy my McDonald's in peace! Wormtongue: What?! You didn't get anything for me? But I specifically asked for a Happy Meal! __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

05-15-2007, 01:25 PM	#12529
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Grima wonders why the stick Saruman got with his happy meal was so much bigger than his. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-15-2007, 03:02 PM	#12530
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Free burger for anyone who survives at Helm's Deep! OR For I am Saruman the Hungry, Saruman Burger-Maker, Saruman of Many Calories! Bow before me. OR Saruman: While I have been eating these delicious burgers, Grima here had Lotho for lunch. Grima: I hate you! __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

05-15-2007, 03:15 PM	#12531
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: Who redecorated Orthank? OR Saruman: When I said 'super size' I meant I want a burger this big! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-15-2007, 03:47 PM	#12532
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: "Did somebody defame McDonald's?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-15-2007, 05:08 PM	#12533
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	So much to eat, so little stomach! Saruman to the uruk-hai: "We're fresh out of man-flesh. For dinner, you may have a cheeseburger, a hard-boiled egg on a stick, or a toasted marshmallow. Hold that up a little higher for them to see, Grima!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

05-15-2007, 05:44 PM	#12534
Finduilas Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Home. Where rolling green hills and clear rivers are practically my backyard. Posts: 595	Editor looking over his footage: What!!!! Now I understand what they were laughing at... __________________ One (1) book of rules and traffic regulations, which may not be bent or broken. ~ The Phantom Tollbooth

05-16-2007, 10:22 AM	#12536
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman thinks that starving his Uruks and then eating in front of them will make them tougher. Grima thinks different... OR Saruman: What do you mean? There is not food in Orthank! You're all crazy! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-17-2007, 08:37 AM	#12537
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Saruman: Okay...who of you stole my fries? Grima: Don't forget about the drink master... __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

05-18-2007, 04:24 AM	#12538
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Saruman: who ate the rest of my happy meal __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

05-18-2007, 07:23 AM	#12539
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: Who replaced my Palantir with this? OR Saruman: Soon, we will turn Rohan into the biggest fast food restaurant ever seen! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-18-2007, 09:40 AM	#12540
*Thenamir* Spectre of Capitalism Join Date: May 2001 Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae Posts: 987	"None shall be able to stand before the combined fat-content of McMordor's and Isenburger-King!" "...an army created with a single purpose: to clog the arteries of the world of men." __________________ The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius

05-19-2007, 01:04 AM	#12541
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Saruman: I need something to get these orcs moving! Lazy fatties... Grima: "To war" sir? Saruman: No no, I have a better idea... (shouts) TO THE STORE!! OR None can resist the grease of Saruman...

05-19-2007, 08:09 PM	#12542
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Saruman: Pickles?! Now it's tainted!! Henceforth all prospecting cucumbers and vile pickles alike shall be scorged from the earth! Grima: Ahem Saruman: Oh yeah... Be sure to keep a look out for pesky hobbits, and that ring thing. Now leave me to craft a new and glorious sandwich! ~ not gone Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-21-2007, 01:45 PM	#12543
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman makes use of his Arts degree: "Do you want fries with that?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-21-2007, 02:02 PM	#12544
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Saruman in mid coughing fit from the shock of consuming man-flesh due to a mistake made by the new orkish employee in his personal Mikky-D's. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

05-21-2007, 10:44 PM	#12545
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: Good Uruk! You shall have a prize! Now open your mouth, like this. chucks hamburger __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-23-2007, 10:44 AM	#12546
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Priest Saruman and Alter Boy Grima of the Church of McDonald's was really something to see... __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

05-23-2007, 06:05 PM	#12547
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	After failing in their plans to aid Sauron in world domination, Grima and Saruman open a drive-thru for Oiliphaunt riders and live happily ever after: "YOUR CHEESEBURGER, SIR! HAVE A NICE DAY, OR ELSE!!" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-23-2007, 07:19 PM	#12548
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Nazgul: "I am Witch-King, son of Wikipedia. If by life or death I can slay you, I will." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-24-2007, 02:28 AM	#12549
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Nazgul accidentally left the camera's auto timer on for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. He was asleep when this was taken. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-24-2007, 09:43 AM	#12551
*Thenamir* Spectre of Capitalism Join Date: May 2001 Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae Posts: 987	Aside: Actually, this isn't the witch-king. WK's sword is slightly different than the others, having a curved and smooth guard rather than a straight and lumpy one. This is a garden-variety Nazgul. No one will get this one unless I'm not the only IBM mainframe programmer on the Downs: "This face intentionally left blank." Udun Dating Video Service: "Tall, dark, and handsome...two out of three ain't bad." "They said that if I could pull this sword from this stone I'd be the ruddy king of England. Daft buggers..." "Since I'm invisible, my manicurist can't see my nails -- that's why I have to wear these gloves." "Alright, alright, who am I now? <strikes pose> 'None shall pass!'" __________________ The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius

05-24-2007, 10:06 AM	#12552
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	"I always wear this hood so Sauron does not see that I am making faces at him." __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

05-24-2007, 11:13 AM	#12553
Aganzir Woman of Secret Shadow Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells Posts: 4,511	The spirit of Leonardo da Vinci banished Mona Lisa from the original painting after she had started to listen to heavy music. __________________ He bit me, and I was not gentle.

05-25-2007, 02:33 AM	#12554
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	The actor playing a nazgûl had almost as many facial expressions as Keanu Reeves. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

05-25-2007, 03:39 AM	#12555
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After the fall of Sauron, it was hard for some to get new jobs. This Nazgul is waiting to sign up to sell the Big Issue. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-25-2007, 06:01 AM	#12556
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	"Please, give alms to the war-veteran of Morannon..." OR "You think I look the same like when you saw me last time, eh? Back then, I was wearing black cloak with black hood. You should know, however, that this is totally different black cloak and totally different black hood!" __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

05-25-2007, 07:05 AM	#12557
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	All were amazed when they saw TM's great Halloween costume. OR After the LotR DVD sales starting going down, the Nazgul were forced to search for new workplaces, such as becoming models. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

05-26-2007, 05:10 AM	#12558
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	The Witch-King fails to pull the sword out of the stone so instead of becoming king of Britian he becomes the prime minister. Tony Blair Witch, anyone? You heard it here first. __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering. Last edited by hewhoarisesinmight; 05-26-2007 at 05:14 AM.