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03-19-2007, 01:19 PM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Theoden just bough Eomer and Eowyn Happy Meals
Eomer: But I wanted the blue one!
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
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03-21-2007, 10:01 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Day 38:
Theodred dead, Eowyn weepy, Uncle Theo indifferent. Hate everybody. Especially Grima. Told him to get out of Edoras, but he got very poncy with me. Stupid git. See if I get him anything next time I pay a visit to Gap of Rohan. Still not King... of Rohan.
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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03-21-2007, 10:10 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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A new picture?
http://www.geocities.com/batman_927/lor.jpg The REAL Lord of the Rings! OR A man of Arabian descent is annoyed to find a sign saying 'Fellowship of the Ring' superglued to his fingers one morning, and decides to take the hint... |
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03-22-2007, 09:30 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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'Why don't I get a book written about me! I have made more Rings than this Sauron guy could ever dream of.'
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03-22-2007, 09:43 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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After numerous failed attempts, one ring maker had to consult the instruction booklet.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-22-2007, 10:56 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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You've all got it wrong.
That's the guy selling at some LotR gift shop in Dubai or something... Buy a Naria, get a Nenya for free!
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
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03-22-2007, 02:12 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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After a year of eating Mordor Munchies and finding endless doubles, one happy collector finally gets the last token he needs to claim his limited edition light-up One Ring.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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03-22-2007, 10:34 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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If Sauron could gain huge power with only one ring...
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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03-23-2007, 01:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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..............I must have Weapons of Mass Destruction...
Trumpets sound and large explosions as The Army of The West Invade Ah, I found some at last cries The President.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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03-25-2007, 01:00 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,458
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Apologies to TPratchett...
Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off D'blah ring seller of Djeylibeybi finds he really identifies with Frodo of the nine fingers....
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But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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03-29-2007, 10:04 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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 Faramir: For you ladies watching...you can find my number in the White City directory.  Or... Even in a time of mirth and cheer such as this...Denethor is unable to pull off a convincing happy face.
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03-29-2007, 10:17 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Denethor was a master of catching the invisible spear.
OR Faramir has noticed the cake trolley.
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03-29-2007, 10:23 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
Posts: 1,611
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Gondor is celebrating the capture of the Orc behind it all.
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03-29-2007, 02:17 PM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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 Volo, good one, it got me laughing out loud Boromir: Look people *points towards PJ*, I managed to get one of the bears with laser beams after all! Gondorians: Yaaaay! Victory!
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
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03-29-2007, 03:54 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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In their time of need Gondor is forced to make an alliance with Ghan-buri-Ghan, and Denethor agrees to marry his, uh, beautiful daughter.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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03-30-2007, 12:11 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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The army of Minas Tirith capture another Hobbit where there aren't supposed to be any, and decide to use him as a decoy.
or Peter Jackson tells the actors and crew that they will have a job for the next five years, as he has decided to make Lord of the Rings 2 or The Return of the Ring. ...
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 03-30-2007 at 12:14 AM. |
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03-30-2007, 12:19 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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NOW who's the Hobbit, Peter?
OR The man behind Boromir looks strangely elongated... OR Denethor: Stop biting my hair! ... ... ...Yeah, I'm not really my witty self am I? 
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03-30-2007, 03:50 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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The cast celebrate Jackson's inspired choice of Ken Dodd to play Denethor.
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Gordon's alive!
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03-30-2007, 04:49 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 232
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P.J : drinks on me
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03-31-2007, 08:26 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Denethor: Hee heh... Ugh, I despise you all. Right now I could be watching yet another re-run of Lost so I can find out if I've missed any other mind twisting detail over the past month, but no, I'm stuck with you and your hobbit...
Peter: Lost? That reminds me of a special project I snuck into the special edition DVD plans and you're contracts... Good news lads, you'll all be working for another year! Collective group: Awwwwh! Faramir: ... I want to be Jack!! ~ Observation and 'what if' Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tś meg? Veitst tś ongan loyniveg? Hevur tś reikaš lķka sum eg, ķ endaleysu tokuni? |
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03-31-2007, 02:21 PM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Just when the Gondorians thought they won, the Blue Robot approaches from behind.
OR You start to wonder how the vampires aren't all hanged, after all they can't do anything to their rebellious nature and keep their hair short. That alone should make the Gondorians think twice before letting them to stand behind your king... |
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03-31-2007, 08:19 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gondor's victory over the forces of Ralph Bakshi.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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03-31-2007, 08:29 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Denethor: We have triumphed over Sauron!
The Men: Yaaaay! Denethor: I'm really a girl! The Men: Yaa-whaaa? Boromir: Yaaaaay!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-01-2007, 01:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The Gondorians celebrate receiving a letter from Sauron reading 'I surrender!' ...
... But they fail to realise that it was an April Fool.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-01-2007, 11:03 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Gangster-mir
Faramir: let me show to my crib yo!
to tired to think of anything else...
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04-01-2007, 01:03 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Quote:
Denethor: (to self) Get me outta here....
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04-01-2007, 01:47 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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March Madness...
At the Osgiliath Sports Bar & Grill
As Florida/Ohio St. fans celebrate in the background, we catch the thoughts of the four stars in front... Denethor: (the resident freeloader) I don't even like sports. I'm just glad I got some drinks out of it; and that they hurried up and made that two-point conversion so it didn't go to extra innings!  PJ: Oh boy...I shouldn't had that last taco...or the five before it... Boromir: (that annoying fairweather fan who changed his prediction three times...in mid-game) Yeah! My teams always pull it out!! Faramir: (ie: ME) Damn it...I had money on UCLA. |
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04-01-2007, 02:31 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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And they lived happily ever after.
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04-01-2007, 07:59 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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At the local Weight Watchers meeting PJ has lost another pound
ensemble: YEEEEHHHHH well done Chubby.
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04-02-2007, 02:54 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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Boromir: (still smiling with clenched teeth) Cheese! Psst, Faramir, aren't I dead?
Faramir: Shut up, you might hurt PJ's feelings... the plot twist was his idea... nobody told him they're cutting it from the movie yet... OR Faramir: Follow the Yellow brick road! Follow the Yellow brick road! Denethor: Oompa, loompa, doompatie doo! ... PJ: Enough with the short jokes already! OR The news comes in that Sauron has regained the One Ring. The men are still in denial though. Faramir: Hahahaha! ...oh gods... Heeheehee! ...oh jeez we're dead... Wee! Hey! Yay! ...we are so dead, guys... |
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04-02-2007, 03:27 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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They might be smiling now but those smiles will fade quickly when they realise that Boromir is in fact a Cyberman with a Sean Bean mask on. "You will be deleted!"
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Gordon's alive!
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04-02-2007, 09:56 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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The cast and crew celebrate their victory over the forces of Tolkien fundamentalism.
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04-02-2007, 10:03 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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...Uncle Rico?
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-02-2007, 10:05 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Denethor: Finally a new picture...I can get out of here!
 Eomer decides to take CPR lessons, but everyone thinks he goes a bit over board when he loses his first dummy. Or... Eomer loses it when his body suddenly starts morphing into spaghetti
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04-02-2007, 10:50 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Eowyn is sick on Eomer.
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04-02-2007, 11:03 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Eomer is sick on Eowyn...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-02-2007, 01:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Eomer is extremely sad when he throws his Nintendo Wiimote through his plasma screen TV.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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04-02-2007, 01:17 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Eomer mourns the passing of his favourite pet cockroach under the feet of the Witch-king. Oh, and his sister seems a little peaky.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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04-02-2007, 02:11 PM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Eomer is very sad when he notices he never got the chance to tell Eowyn he is actually her father.
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04-02-2007, 02:25 PM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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Eomer: My sister! My sister is dead!
Rohirric soldier from behind: You might check if she's still alive. Eomer: Nooo! She's still alive!
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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