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Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-27-2005, 07:26 PM

Unfortunately PJ called Haldir off to Helm's Deep and Glorfindel started raging about the various things going wrong.

Meneltarmacil · 08-27-2005, 07:29 PM

Fortunately, a strange hyena-like beast dragged Glorfindel off a cliff.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 07:30 PM

Fourtunately, Gandalf was then the White Wizard and he whisked all the charcter's in the movies that were introduced (except Arwen) in the LotR series to Valinor.

Meneltarmacil · 08-27-2005, 07:31 PM

Unfortunately, their ship sank halfway there.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 07:35 PM

Fourtunately, Ulmo was in a good mood.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-27-2005, 07:49 PM

Unforunately, after finding out the stories of the characters, Ulmo wasn't sure he wanted to be in a good mood.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 08:01 PM

Fourtunately, Manwe was in a good mood and ordered Ulmo to save them, against Ulmo's will of course.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-27-2005, 08:07 PM

Unfortunately, they were washed ashore back on Middle Earth

The Elf-warrior · 08-27-2005, 08:25 PM

Fortunately they found an inn.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-27-2005, 08:52 PM

Unfortunately, the Nazgul found it as well, and had a grudge against some of the characters.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 09:22 PM

Fourtunately, there were so many ppl there that looked like them that the Nazgul didnt no who to attack.

The Elf-warrior · 08-27-2005, 09:32 PM

Unfortunately the Mouth of Sauron found the Ring and gave it to Sauron.

Glirdan · 08-27-2005, 09:42 PM

Fourtunately, Gandalf saw him and he ran up and uncloacked himself (

) and the Mouth of Sauron dropped the Ring.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-27-2005, 09:59 PM

Unfortunately the ring fell into Anduin.... and the entire process was repeated.

The Elf-warrior · 08-27-2005, 10:30 PM

Fortunately the Ring fell down a plot hole and thus was banished from this thread.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-28-2005, 04:54 AM

. . . the Ring found its way to the Crazy Captions thread.

Glirdan · 08-28-2005, 07:13 AM

Fourtunately, everyone knew the power of the Ring and left it along.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-28-2005, 08:02 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron got mad that his Ring was banished, and forged another...

Glirdan · 08-28-2005, 08:40 AM

Fourtunately, the fires of Mount Doom were out at the time.

THE Ka · 08-28-2005, 09:57 AM

Unfortunately, he remembered that he had left Mt. Doom's propane bill on the counter, and after having a nice cup of tea and toast he payed his bill collector, all with a gracful ease of someone under pressure...

~ Aesthete

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-28-2005, 02:22 PM

Fortunately, Celebrimbor "borrowed" Sauron's propane heater, so the fires of Mt. Doom didn't come back to life.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-28-2005, 03:22 PM

Unfortunately, Good old Mount Doom became Mount Zoom once again and drove off to run over Celebrimbor!

Glirdan · 08-28-2005, 03:26 PM

Fourtunately, Celebrimbor was visiting the Dwarves of Moria and Mount Zoom couldn't find him.

Meneltarmacil · 08-28-2005, 06:54 PM

Unfortunately, the Balrog found him.

Glirdan · 08-28-2005, 08:16 PM

Fourtunately, Celebrimbor distracted him by asking the Balrog if he had wings.

The Elf-warrior · 08-28-2005, 08:57 PM

Unfortunately another Balrog killed him with his fiery whip.

Glirdan · 08-28-2005, 09:26 PM

Fourtunately, Gandalf came along just as Celebrimbor was slain and he uncloaked himeslf (

) to scare them off.

The Elf-warrior · 08-28-2005, 09:40 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf was surrounded by enemies.

Glirdan · 08-29-2005, 05:31 PM

Fourtunately, his enemies were surrounded by Eomer and the Rohirrim.

Gil-Galad · 08-29-2005, 05:36 PM

Unfortunately Eomer was surrounded by his enemies, and they brought a troll...with a laser and a guitar

Glirdan · 08-29-2005, 05:38 PM

Fourtunately, Eomer brought his guitar and they had a guitar war, which Eomer won.

Gil-Galad · 08-29-2005, 05:56 PM

Unfortuantely, The Cheat went up behind Eomer and unplugged Eomers guitar, and Eomer was cheating, so he was disqualified

Meneltarmacil · 08-29-2005, 05:57 PM

Fortunately, The Cheat's head exploded, as it often does.

Glirdan · 08-29-2005, 06:28 PM

Unfourtunately, the Cheat's head explosion also knocked Eomer's amp over and therefore he was found out.

THE Ka · 08-30-2005, 01:52 AM

Fortunately, Eomer found all of this rather absurd and gave 'The Cheat' a nice sized pony named 'Mr. Dandiworth' for his troubles.

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2005, 04:12 AM

Unfortunately, no one had seen an Orc walking off with a ring of power.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-30-2005, 04:18 AM

. . . someone had smelled said Orc, and fired an arrow at his direction.

Kath · 08-30-2005, 05:39 AM

Unfortunately they were so overpowered by the stench that they misjudged the direction and accidentally shot Eomer.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2005, 06:56 AM

Fortunately, the Orc laughed himself into a coma.

Glirdan · 08-30-2005, 07:38 AM

Unfourtunately, a Balrog found the Ring.

08-27-2005, 07:29 PM	#1202
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, a strange hyena-like beast dragged Glorfindel off a cliff. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-27-2005, 07:30 PM	#1203
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gandalf was then the White Wizard and he whisked all the charcter's in the movies that were introduced (except Arwen) in the LotR series to Valinor. Last edited by Glirdan; 08-31-2005 at 08:12 PM.

08-27-2005, 07:31 PM	#1204
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, their ship sank halfway there. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-27-2005, 07:35 PM	#1205
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Ulmo was in a good mood. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 08:01 PM	#1207
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Manwe was in a good mood and ordered Ulmo to save them, against Ulmo's will of course. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 07:26 PM	#1201
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately PJ called Haldir off to Helm's Deep and Glorfindel started raging about the various things going wrong.

08-27-2005, 07:49 PM	#1206
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unforunately, after finding out the stories of the characters, Ulmo wasn't sure he wanted to be in a good mood.

08-27-2005, 08:07 PM	#1208
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately, they were washed ashore back on Middle Earth

08-27-2005, 08:25 PM	#1209
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately they found an inn. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-27-2005, 08:52 PM	#1210
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately, the Nazgul found it as well, and had a grudge against some of the characters.

08-27-2005, 09:22 PM	#1211
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, there were so many ppl there that looked like them that the Nazgul didnt no who to attack. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 09:32 PM	#1212
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Mouth of Sauron found the Ring and gave it to Sauron. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-27-2005, 09:42 PM	#1213
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gandalf saw him and he ran up and uncloacked himself ( ) and the Mouth of Sauron dropped the Ring. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-27-2005, 09:59 PM	#1214
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately the ring fell into Anduin.... and the entire process was repeated.

08-27-2005, 10:30 PM	#1215
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the Ring fell down a plot hole and thus was banished from this thread. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-28-2005, 04:54 AM	#1216
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the Ring found its way to the Crazy Captions thread. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-28-2005, 07:13 AM	#1217
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, everyone knew the power of the Ring and left it along. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-28-2005, 08:02 AM	#1218
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately, Sauron got mad that his Ring was banished, and forged another...

08-28-2005, 08:40 AM	#1219
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the fires of Mount Doom were out at the time. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-28-2005, 09:57 AM	#1220
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, he remembered that he had left Mt. Doom's propane bill on the counter, and after having a nice cup of tea and toast he payed his bill collector, all with a gracful ease of someone under pressure... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-28-2005, 02:22 PM	#1221
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Fortunately, Celebrimbor "borrowed" Sauron's propane heater, so the fires of Mt. Doom didn't come back to life.

08-28-2005, 03:22 PM	#1222
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Good old Mount Doom became Mount Zoom once again and drove off to run over Celebrimbor! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-28-2005, 03:26 PM	#1223
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Celebrimbor was visiting the Dwarves of Moria and Mount Zoom couldn't find him. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-28-2005, 06:54 PM	#1224
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Balrog found him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-28-2005, 08:16 PM	#1225
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Celebrimbor distracted him by asking the Balrog if he had wings. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-28-2005, 08:57 PM	#1226
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately another Balrog killed him with his fiery whip. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-28-2005, 09:26 PM	#1227
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gandalf came along just as Celebrimbor was slain and he uncloaked himeslf ( ) to scare them off. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-28-2005, 09:40 PM	#1228
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Gandalf was surrounded by enemies. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-29-2005, 05:31 PM	#1229
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, his enemies were surrounded by Eomer and the Rohirrim. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-29-2005, 05:36 PM	#1230
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Eomer was surrounded by his enemies, and they brought a troll...with a laser and a guitar __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-29-2005, 05:38 PM	#1231
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Eomer brought his guitar and they had a guitar war, which Eomer won. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-29-2005, 05:56 PM	#1232
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortuantely, The Cheat went up behind Eomer and unplugged Eomers guitar, and Eomer was cheating, so he was disqualified __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-29-2005, 05:57 PM	#1233
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, The Cheat's head exploded, as it often does. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-29-2005, 06:28 PM	#1234
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the Cheat's head explosion also knocked Eomer's amp over and therefore he was found out. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-30-2005, 01:52 AM	#1235
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, Eomer found all of this rather absurd and gave 'The Cheat' a nice sized pony named 'Mr. Dandiworth' for his troubles. ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?