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02-21-2007, 12:27 PM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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The Poster for a new reality show where the Nine Walkers are closed in a house together and Gollum acts as Big Brother
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02-21-2007, 01:06 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Gollum was understandably upset when the elves of Mirkwood weren't interested in playing "peek-a-boo"
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02-21-2007, 01:24 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Little Red Riding Hood: "My, what big eyes you have, Grandmother!"
Gollum: "All the better to see you with, my precious!"
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02-21-2007, 01:43 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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After forty nine sleepless nights listening to that brass band practice next door, Smeagol decided to take the law into his own hands.
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02-21-2007, 02:16 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Gollum was not good with babies.
Gollum: Peeks-a-boo, precious! Baby: WAAAaaaAAAaaa!
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02-21-2007, 04:58 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Middle Earth life was really no different from life today - you always have some incredibly smart person that gets bored or curious and decides to pull the lever marked Do Not Pull Except In Cases of Extreme Emergency!!!...
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02-21-2007, 05:13 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,489
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Don't know if anyone knows this, but...
Before they cast Brad Dourif, Cyan considered Gollum for the role of Saavedro in Myst:Exile.
Gollum: You wantsss the book? We giveses you the book, my love. Just please, please, don't leave usss trapped here like this! *gollum* |
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02-21-2007, 06:46 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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Gollum wondered why he had six fingers.
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02-21-2007, 09:47 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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Gollum was having trouble getting contact lenses that were the right size.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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02-21-2007, 10:41 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Those Hidden Camera Shows...
Cheesy Voiceover: "Smile! You're on Candid Camera!"
Gollum: "Curse you, tricksy." |
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02-23-2007, 02:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Gollum to Frodo: see see-we's not so different both like ring both have big eyes both bite nails
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02-23-2007, 11:37 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Gollum's nose turns into a finger.
 (I really couldn't come up with anything.)
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02-25-2007, 05:10 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
Posts: 183
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Gollum tries to imitate Elrond.
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02-26-2007, 11:07 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
Posts: 2,205
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Gollum managed to sneak into Rivendell and is watching Arwen take a shower.
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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02-26-2007, 08:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Gollum: Look precious! A new pic!
  Aragorn: Legolas! We're surrounded! These are the scariest hobbits I've ever seen! Legolas: Don't worry! They just want our crackers! Quick, throw them one! You do still have them... don't you? Aragorn: (with mouth full) Umm..
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02-26-2007, 08:42 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Aragorn: *wheefffpppllll* *pptttt* *ptttui!*
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02-26-2007, 11:52 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Aragorn: I thought the objective was to shoot the apple off Gimli's head?
Legolas: So it didn't work out exactly as my Dad read to me...I'm sure he'll be ok...Gimli?
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02-27-2007, 01:08 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Aragorn: I know you never got on well with Merry, but did you have to fill him with helium?
OR After Legolas finished a really dramatic speech before the battle, it was Aragorn who had to point out that he wasn't wearing any trousers.
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02-27-2007, 08:30 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Aragorn: Look out, the slash fanfic writers are here again.
Legolas:
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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02-27-2007, 08:54 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Aragorn: Legolas, of course we can take on this whole host of Orcs ourselves. You lead us into battle.
Legolas: Alright, I'm going in and you better be right behind me, Aragorn. Aragorn: *sneaks off*
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02-27-2007, 09:22 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,845
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Kind of like Kitanna
Aragorn: There should be no problem for our troops to defeat that massive orc army that is pouring out Moranon and what difference does 2 people make?
Legolas: OK lets get out of here, I don't feel like fighting and got the munchies anyway.
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02-27-2007, 11:06 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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Legolas: What do you think, Aragorn?
Aragorn: I think that Gandalf uncloaked breakdancing with orcs in an ad for Mapquest is just too much.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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02-27-2007, 11:53 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Aragorn: Whoa dude, check out that blonde chick over there!
Legolas: Nah, I think I'm more into that redhead over there. Gimli: (from behind): What? They don't even have beards!
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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02-27-2007, 12:37 PM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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Aragorn: Shh, Legolas, don't move but the tree behind you seems to observe us. What do you think we should do?
Legolas: Shoot him! OR Legolas: My elvish eyes can see a host of Orc warriors coming across the plain. They are far yet, but they are many. I can recognize the foul banners of the Lidless Eye. There are four high Orc-warriors among them, bigger and fiercer than the others. They bear signs of the White Hand. Moving fast. Two leagues far, not more. Aragorn: Eh... and what about those twenty yards to the right?
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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02-27-2007, 05:04 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Aragorn: Stop, ye Orken Horde! Hearken to my Deadly Dummy!
Aragorn(in a high voice, moving his dummy's lips): Ruh a'ay 'r i'gl k'll oooo!! Or... Aragorn: Look what I have carved! Gimli: Is it real? Legolas: I'm a real boy! Or... Aragorn: Legolas... se freachen du khobben de la? Legolas: Seeg snu le habben labben "desanneaux.com"!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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02-27-2007, 09:46 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Aragorn to Legolas: "Can you move your feet at all?
Legolas in reply: "No, not a bit." Aragorn: "Darn. I never knew oliphant excrement would harden so fast."
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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02-27-2007, 10:41 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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Aragorn to hypnotized Legolas: listen to my voice..... listen to my voice...... that orc over there has your shampoo...... go and get it.....
hypnotized Legolas: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! |
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02-28-2007, 03:17 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world
Posts: 155
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Legolas: When was the last time you had a bath? I'm going to be sick!
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03-01-2007, 12:47 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Legolas: Ummm let's see, I just never know what to get here.
Aragorn: Well I'm ready. I'll have a number eight super-sized and hold the lettuce please.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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03-02-2007, 04:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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Aragorn: Party at Theoden's place. Pass it on.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. |
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03-04-2007, 02:50 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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4,000th Post... Aragorn: Don't look now, but Gandalf is behind you and you know what that means? Legolas: Evil magic. Aragorn: Erm... yeah... Let's go with that...
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03-04-2007, 07:40 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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Legolas: Nay! I am determined to accomplish it, do what you will.
Aragorn: Is there nothing I can do to stop thee doing this horrible thing? Legolas: Nay, fair Elf-friend, there is not, but at least I shall plead for thy friendship. Aragorn: Thy fair and beautiful Elven voice is enough to bring me to tears. Say no more, I beg thee! Legolas: I now beg thee to do this boon for thy eternal friend. Aragorn: But..... Legolas: There's nary a but about it. Thee must help me, sire. Aragorn: I cannot do it for thee. Thou mayest shoot me in mine throat, but I cannot do this thing. Legolas: PLEASE! I MUST WASH MY HAIR!!! Aragorn: SHUDDUP!!!!!!!! |
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03-04-2007, 08:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Aragorn: Pssst! Legolas! Your zipper is down!
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03-05-2007, 01:17 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Page 254 of the 1482 Breeman's Catalogue.
A. 'Oily look' overcoat, available in mud brown, sepia and coffee, sizes S-XXL. £69.99 or in 48 weekly installments of £1.75. B. Sweaty tunic, available in beige, sand and khaki, sizes S-XXL. £39.99 or in 48 weekly installments of 95p. Vambraces and belt available separately on page 292. Cheesy poses optional.
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Gordon's alive!
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03-09-2007, 01:55 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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 Theoden's 'death' speech before the battle didn't work out exactly in the way he hoped it would.
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03-09-2007, 02:03 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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If you can't see the picture, here it is...
 Theoden: AAAGHH! I-... I've forgotten what to say... OR Eomer: We've run out of orange juice! Theoden: Quick! To the supermarket!
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03-09-2007, 02:15 PM
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Spectre of Capitalism
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae
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Edoras Playbill: Seen here practicing their duet version of The Impossible Dream, King Theoden and his famous singing horse Snowmane will appear at the Eorling Mead Hall Little Theatre production of Man of La Mancha, tonight at 8pm.
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The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius |
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03-09-2007, 06:00 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Oss: "And you can shut your whining, how do you think I feel having to carry a seventeen stone man wearing three stone of metalwork?"
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Gordon's alive!
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03-10-2007, 02:04 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Theoden celebrates getting hold of a giant lollipop.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-10-2007, 09:31 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Familiar...
Theoden: HAAAAAAM!
Or... Theoden: Hey, I can see my house from here!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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