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Farael · 01-14-2007, 10:05 PM

As they make their way to Mt. Doom, Frodo and Sam simultaneously step on one of the Nazghul's fell beasts droppings.

Oddwen · 01-14-2007, 10:43 PM

Sam: shutupshutupshutupshutup

Fro: Waaaa!

mormegil · 01-15-2007, 12:30 AM

Frodo: Sam, I feel like we're being followed.

Sam: Nonsense Mr. Frodo. Only Gollum would find us out here.

narfforc · 01-15-2007, 03:44 AM

Frodo: It's not fair, I wanted a red shirt and they said they didn't have any.

Sam: I've looked all the way through the book and there is no mention of you not wearing a red shirt Mr Frodo.

Frodo: Do you think if I ask nicely that jolly fat hairy fellow will let me wear one?

Sam: That's a good idea Mr Frodo, then all those stupid people who haven't read our book will be able to tell us apart.

Frodo: They can do that already I'm the young good looking one.

Sam: Hey me also, Snap.

Frodo: PROPS!, can someone put the mirrors back in Sams accommodation.

The Might · 01-15-2007, 07:33 AM

Sam: Yep, what Pippin told you is true, I got the papers right here. 3 months prison and 8000$ for filesharing.
Frodo: We have to destroy the PC and go to Mexico
Sam: But the only place we can destroy it is Mount Doom!
Frodo: Not again...

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-15-2007, 08:06 AM

Frodo and Sam are a little unnerved by Mordor Fashion.

Frodo: Red and Black coats? Weird!

OR

Sam: Come on doggy, let's go for a walk!

Frodo: I hate to tell you this, Sam, but your dog is dead. In fact, he's been dead for a while. Two years at least.

Meela · 01-18-2007, 05:25 PM

Frodo: Are you sure about stealing the script...
Sam: Look, do you want double more screen time than Aragorn or not? Now quick, cover me while I tear out the coronation scene.

The Only Real Estel · 01-18-2007, 06:13 PM

Kudos to whoever guesses the song & artist in this caption...

Frodo: "Sam, I don't understand your obsession with 'trying to find your place' in that diary you're holding..."

Oddwen · 01-18-2007, 09:10 PM

It's Breaking Benjamin's "Diary of Jane", Tore. And I don't recall a lady named "Jane" in LotR.

Unless it's the Diary of Bilbo...that would be an odd song.

Sam: Is he still behind us?

Fro: *whimper* Yes...

Gandalf: THERE YOU TWO ARE! Now watch while I...

Fro & Sam: NOOOOOO!!

Gil-Galad · 01-18-2007, 11:09 PM

Sam: we travel half way around the world, meet all kinds of danger and risk our necks to save this world and all we get is this envelope full of bills... bloody beurocrats

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-19-2007, 12:54 AM

The Hobbits know something isn't quite right...

Frodo: This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

Mänwe · 01-19-2007, 04:06 AM

*Photographic proof that ME exists in the real world.*

OR

*Two friends, James playing as Frodo and Tom playing as Sam are understandably bewildered and peeved at being rescued by the local mountain search and rescue team, especially when their game was getting to the good bit. The bit where they throw the Ring into Mount Doom.*

Legate of Amon Lanc · 01-19-2007, 09:12 AM

Frodo: Sam, I know you are angry after what you saw in the Mirror of Galadriel, but do you think blackmailing Ted Sandyman is a good idea?

OR

Frodo and Sam are escorted to the jails of Barad-dur after an unsuccesful attempt to bring the Ring to Mordor.
Frodo: Oh my dear Sam, I am sorry, I am sorry to have ever brought you to this terrible place.
Sam: It's not your fault, Mr.Frodo.
Frodo: But now we'll have both to suffer the terrible torment from the Enemy for trying to keep his Ring.
Sam: Excuse me, Mr.Frodo, but I think there are worse things than having to write million times "I will not steal other peoples' rings".

OR

Frodo: Where are you going, Sam? We are to wait for Gandalf until we leave Rivendell.
Sam: Excuse me, Mr. Frodo, but from what I heard on the Council bringing the Ring right to Mordor seems a great risk. So for starters, I'll just nail these 95 theses to the Black Gate and we'll see what the Enemy is going to do about it.

Lalwendë · 01-19-2007, 09:27 AM

As Sam came to front of the lengthy queue for the one and only Mount Doom portaloo, Frodo realised with dismay that he was taking a newspaper in there with him.

shieldmaiden4xsword · 01-19-2007, 05:28 PM

Frodo: Sam, you're never going to get away with wrapping Lembas in newspaper!!!

The Only Real Estel · 01-19-2007, 11:22 PM

Frodo: "Sam I just want a look at that magazine."

Sam: "No! It is too perilous."

Nimrodel_9 · 01-20-2007, 12:18 AM

Sam: Uh oh, Mr. Frodo! Don't look now, but I think we're being followed!
Frodo: Uh, Sam.... That's the camera man. He's supposed to do that.
Sam: Oh....
or
Frodo: I'm getting the feeling.... that someone wants to sell me something!!

The Elf-warrior · 01-20-2007, 11:10 AM

Sam was still steamed about the bookstore clerk calling him and Frodo "shrimps."

Lalwendë · 01-22-2007, 01:26 PM

Frodo gives Sam a sneaky wedgie as he's desperate to grab that copy of The Downer and read the latest exploits of The Phantom and Alien.

THE Ka · 01-24-2007, 09:40 PM

Sam and Frodo decide just walking into Mordor is too difficult as traveling hobbits, instead they disguise the ring and go for the dense and uncompromising telephone book salesman approach.

Frodo: So how is this going to work again, we just -

Sam: Exactly, we just say we're handing out redbook and even if they don't want it, we throw it in anyways and just walk off.

Frodo: Do you really think they'll go for it?

Sam: Why not? It works for yellowbook...

~ Ka

Bêthberry · 01-24-2007, 10:25 PM

In a rush to the line dance, Sam and Frodo get caught up in a different musical number. . . .

Sam: "Not now, Frodo. Rosie's watching."

Kitanna · 01-24-2007, 10:42 PM

Frodo: Hide me! Bilbo wants to sing a duet!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2007, 12:04 AM

Sam: Pfft. Trust Frodo to stand on the only section of quick sand in all of Hobbiton.

OR

Frodo: All these people! Why are they here?

Sam: You invited them, Mr Frodo.

Frodo: Oh...

Lalwendë · 01-25-2007, 02:53 AM

Sam: "Oh No! Rosie's here! I wish I'd not worn my novelty Mr Frodo backpack now, she'll think I'm a nerdy Tolkien fan!"

Legate of Amon Lanc · 01-25-2007, 07:14 AM

Frodo: No, Bilbo, he seems clear. He hasn't got it either.
Sam: I'm telling you Mr.Frodo, I don't have the Ring! I don't know where it's gone!
Rosie: Ah, ha ha, sweet fools.

Lalwendë · 01-25-2007, 07:32 AM

Secrets of Middle-earth #3,462

Frodo was already nine-fingered long before his tussle with Gollum, owing to a misunderstanding following a surprise tickling incident with Samwise.

The Only Real Estel · 01-25-2007, 10:01 AM

Sam was innocently minding his own business when suddenly the villainous Tie Snatcher struck from behind!

High King Fingolfin · 01-25-2007, 10:02 AM

Frodo: All right Sam, you can go through.

Sam: Stupid airport security.

Gil-Galad · 01-25-2007, 07:56 PM

Frodo: hidem e sam! for the grey one named Gandalf is using his cloak with an un at beginning and an ing at the end!

Sam: Ingcloakun?

arcticstorm · 01-25-2007, 08:06 PM

Sam: who are you and why are you grabbing my arm

Rikae · 01-25-2007, 08:23 PM

Frodo was kind enough to help in setting up the "Greatest Gardeners of the Shire" wax works display at the Mathom House.

-or-

Frodo, embarrassed when Sam recounts the tale of carrying him up Mount Doom, attempts to prove he's even stronger.

Farael · 01-25-2007, 11:58 PM

Sam: Mr. Frodo, I don't know what you are trying to grab here, but Rosie is over there!

Legate of Amon Lanc · 01-26-2007, 01:59 AM

Sam: Mr. Frodo, this was not what Mr. Bilbo meant when he said "Grab a burger..."

The Sixth Wizard · 01-26-2007, 03:53 AM

(music stops dead)

Gandalf: Well, that's it. I've had it up to HERE with these naughty suggestive captions! For Eru's sake, if you wanted raunchiness, here I'll start uncloaki-

Everyone: No! Sorry sir!

shieldmaiden4xsword · 01-26-2007, 12:20 PM

Frodo: I want my mommy!!!

Sam: I am not your mommy. Go away.

Maeggaladiel · 01-26-2007, 02:30 PM

Sam: So you ARE the one who TPed the Sackville-Baggins' back yard. I'll betcha didn't know they were members of the NRA, huh?

F: Shut up and hide me. Lobellia's out for blood.

Mithalwen · 01-26-2007, 02:50 PM

Once again they got the scale wrong ....

Or

The Gamgees early experiments in growing GM food had some unwanted side effects...

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-26-2007, 03:07 PM

Sam is getting fed up with Frodo's idea of playing 'real life chess'.... He was a rook and wanted to be a knight.

Oddwen · 01-26-2007, 10:33 PM

Frodo: May I take your coat, sir?

Legate of Amon Lanc · 01-27-2007, 04:22 AM

"Of the various burglarious proceedings he had heard of, picking Sam's pockets seemed the least difficult, so at last he crept just behind him..."

01-14-2007, 10:05 PM	#12161
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	As they make their way to Mt. Doom, Frodo and Sam simultaneously step on one of the Nazghul's fell beasts droppings. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-14-2007, 10:43 PM	#12162
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Sam: shutupshutupshutupshutup Fro: Waaaa! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-15-2007, 12:30 AM	#12163
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,647	Frodo: Sam, I feel like we're being followed. Sam: Nonsense Mr. Frodo. Only Gollum would find us out here. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-15-2007, 03:44 AM	#12164
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo: It's not fair, I wanted a red shirt and they said they didn't have any. Sam: I've looked all the way through the book and there is no mention of you not wearing a red shirt Mr Frodo. Frodo: Do you think if I ask nicely that jolly fat hairy fellow will let me wear one? Sam: That's a good idea Mr Frodo, then all those stupid people who haven't read our book will be able to tell us apart. Frodo: They can do that already I'm the young good looking one. Sam: Hey me also, Snap. Frodo: PROPS!, can someone put the mirrors back in Sams accommodation. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

01-15-2007, 07:33 AM	#12165
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Sam: Yep, what Pippin told you is true, I got the papers right here. 3 months prison and 8000$ for filesharing. Frodo: We have to destroy the PC and go to Mexico Sam: But the only place we can destroy it is Mount Doom! Frodo: Not again... __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-15-2007, 08:06 AM	#12166
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo and Sam are a little unnerved by Mordor Fashion. Frodo: Red and Black coats? Weird! OR Sam: Come on doggy, let's go for a walk! Frodo: I hate to tell you this, Sam, but your dog is dead. In fact, he's been dead for a while. Two years at least. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-18-2007, 05:25 PM	#12167
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Frodo: Are you sure about stealing the script... Sam: Look, do you want double more screen time than Aragorn or not? Now quick, cover me while I tear out the coronation scene. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-18-2007, 06:13 PM	#12168
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Kudos to whoever guesses the song & artist in this caption... Frodo: "Sam, I don't understand your obsession with 'trying to find your place' in that diary you're holding..."

01-18-2007, 09:10 PM	#12169
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	It's Breaking Benjamin's "Diary of Jane", Tore. And I don't recall a lady named "Jane" in LotR. Unless it's the Diary of Bilbo...that would be an odd song. Sam: Is he still behind us? Fro: whimper Yes... Gandalf: THERE YOU TWO ARE! Now watch while I... Fro & Sam: NOOOOOO!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 01-18-2007 at 09:17 PM.

01-18-2007, 11:09 PM	#12170
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Sam: we travel half way around the world, meet all kinds of danger and risk our necks to save this world and all we get is this envelope full of bills... bloody beurocrats __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-19-2007, 12:54 AM	#12171
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Hobbits know something isn't quite right... Frodo: This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-19-2007, 04:06 AM	#12172
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 283	Photographic proof that ME exists in the real world. OR Two friends, James playing as Frodo and Tom playing as Sam are understandably bewildered and peeved at being rescued by the local mountain search and rescue team, especially when their game was getting to the good bit. The bit where they throw the Ring into Mount Doom. __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin)

01-19-2007, 09:12 AM	#12173
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Frodo: Sam, I know you are angry after what you saw in the Mirror of Galadriel, but do you think blackmailing Ted Sandyman is a good idea? OR Frodo and Sam are escorted to the jails of Barad-dur after an unsuccesful attempt to bring the Ring to Mordor. Frodo: Oh my dear Sam, I am sorry, I am sorry to have ever brought you to this terrible place. Sam: It's not your fault, Mr.Frodo. Frodo: But now we'll have both to suffer the terrible torment from the Enemy for trying to keep his Ring. Sam: Excuse me, Mr.Frodo, but I think there are worse things than having to write million times "I will not steal other peoples' rings". OR Frodo: Where are you going, Sam? We are to wait for Gandalf until we leave Rivendell. Sam: Excuse me, Mr. Frodo, but from what I heard on the Council bringing the Ring right to Mordor seems a great risk. So for starters, I'll just nail these 95 theses to the Black Gate and we'll see what the Enemy is going to do about it. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

01-19-2007, 09:27 AM	#12174
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	As Sam came to front of the lengthy queue for the one and only Mount Doom portaloo, Frodo realised with dismay that he was taking a newspaper in there with him. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-19-2007, 05:28 PM	#12175
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 183	Frodo: Sam, you're never going to get away with wrapping Lembas in newspaper!!! __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

01-19-2007, 11:22 PM	#12176
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Lord of the Holy Grail Frodo: "Sam I just want a look at that magazine." Sam: "No! It is too perilous."

01-20-2007, 12:18 AM	#12177
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Sam: Uh oh, Mr. Frodo! Don't look now, but I think we're being followed! Frodo: Uh, Sam.... That's the camera man. He's supposed to do that. Sam: Oh.... or Frodo: I'm getting the feeling.... that someone wants to sell me something!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-20-2007, 11:10 AM	#12178
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Sam was still steamed about the bookstore clerk calling him and Frodo "shrimps." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-22-2007, 01:26 PM	#12179
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo gives Sam a sneaky wedgie as he's desperate to grab that copy of The Downer and read the latest exploits of The Phantom and Alien. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-24-2007, 09:40 PM	#12180
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Sam and Frodo decide just walking into Mordor is too difficult as traveling hobbits, instead they disguise the ring and go for the dense and uncompromising telephone book salesman approach. Frodo: So how is this going to work again, we just - Sam: Exactly, we just say we're handing out redbook and even if they don't want it, we throw it in anyways and just walk off. Frodo: Do you really think they'll go for it? Sam: Why not? It works for yellowbook... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-24-2007, 10:25 PM	#12181
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	It's time, gentlemen, please, for a new picture In a rush to the line dance, Sam and Frodo get caught up in a different musical number. . . . Sam: "Not now, Frodo. Rosie's watching." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

01-24-2007, 10:42 PM	#12182
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo: Hide me! Bilbo wants to sing a duet! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-25-2007, 12:04 AM	#12183
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam: Pfft. Trust Frodo to stand on the only section of quick sand in all of Hobbiton. OR Frodo: All these people! Why are they here? Sam: You invited them, Mr Frodo. Frodo: Oh... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2007, 02:53 AM	#12184
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sam: "Oh No! Rosie's here! I wish I'd not worn my novelty Mr Frodo backpack now, she'll think I'm a nerdy Tolkien fan!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-25-2007, 07:14 AM	#12185
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Frodo: No, Bilbo, he seems clear. He hasn't got it either. Sam: I'm telling you Mr.Frodo, I don't have the Ring! I don't know where it's gone! Rosie: Ah, ha ha, sweet fools. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

01-25-2007, 07:32 AM	#12186
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Secrets of Middle-earth #3,462 Frodo was already nine-fingered long before his tussle with Gollum, owing to a misunderstanding following a surprise tickling incident with Samwise. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-25-2007, 10:01 AM	#12187
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sam was innocently minding his own business when suddenly the villainous Tie Snatcher struck from behind!

01-25-2007, 10:02 AM	#12188
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Frodo: All right Sam, you can go through. Sam: Stupid airport security. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-25-2007, 07:56 PM	#12189
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	here it goes again... Frodo: hidem e sam! for the grey one named Gandalf is using his cloak with an un at beginning and an ing at the end! Sam: Ingcloakun? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-25-2007, 08:06 PM	#12190
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Sam: who are you and why are you grabbing my arm

01-25-2007, 08:23 PM	#12191
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Frodo was kind enough to help in setting up the "Greatest Gardeners of the Shire" wax works display at the Mathom House. -or- Frodo, embarrassed when Sam recounts the tale of carrying him up Mount Doom, attempts to prove he's even stronger.

01-25-2007, 11:58 PM	#12192
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Sam: Mr. Frodo, I don't know what you are trying to grab here, but Rosie is over there! __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-26-2007, 01:59 AM	#12193
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Sam: Mr. Frodo, this was not what Mr. Bilbo meant when he said "Grab a burger..." __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

01-26-2007, 03:53 AM	#12194
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	(music stops dead) Gandalf: Well, that's it. I've had it up to HERE with these naughty suggestive captions! For Eru's sake, if you wanted raunchiness, here I'll start uncloaki- Everyone: No! Sorry sir!

01-26-2007, 12:20 PM	#12195
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 183	Frodo: I want my mommy!!! Sam: I am not your mommy. Go away. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.