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shieldmaiden4xsword · 12-30-2006, 11:51 AM

Alas! Evening draws nigh. Alas that Aragorn refuses to bathe.

The Elf-warrior · 12-30-2006, 01:14 PM

Legolas: "Is that a new picture I see before me?"

Frodo: "Look into my eyes! You are getting sleepy! Verry sleepy!"

Kitanna · 12-30-2006, 01:17 PM

"You take it, for gold is tacky."

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-30-2006, 01:22 PM

Bilbo was never any good at getting birthday presents. Frodo didn't even know what a monocle was!

OR

One for Brittons:

Frodo demands to know who stole the middle of his £2 coin.

Mänwe · 12-30-2006, 02:12 PM

Frodo ponders, Gandalf may be right, Hobbits may not be able to pass through the eye of a needle, but through the hole of a ring?

OR

Frodo looks on as Gandalf who slightly innebriated on the floor, held his right arm in the air and for the hundreth time exclaims, "Come on, through the hoop" *hick* cooome on boy, tha's a' good boy, through the hoop!" *hick*

Farael · 12-30-2006, 02:30 PM

Half way up Mt. Doom, Frodo realizes that the gold ring had been replaced by a iron one painted yellow.

Oddwen · 12-30-2006, 03:49 PM

But why doesn't his eye turn invisible? Or maybe he just can't see anything when he looks through the Ring?

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-30-2006, 04:47 PM

At the audition for the role of Le Chiffre, Frodo had to act the "torture scene"

Frodo: I have to do what with the ring !?

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-31-2006, 12:50 AM

Frodo wonders where the rest of his telescope has gone.

Lalwendë · 12-31-2006, 03:45 AM

Frodo is disgusted to find that the One Ring came from the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos. "I'm not being seen dead in this! I'll look like a chav!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-31-2006, 03:49 AM

The Black Panthers? Silly eye-makeup? Frodo's costume made no sense.

Rikae · 12-31-2006, 11:18 AM

Playing with the big people's monocles is funny, until they get stuck.

High King Fingolfin · 12-31-2006, 12:19 PM

Frodo became very worried when the inscription on the Ring changed to "Made in Taiwan."

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-31-2006, 01:14 PM

Gandalf: This is the One Ring.

Frodo: Looks like the Zero Ring to me. Get it? "0" ho-ho-ho!

Gandalf: ... *Slaps*

shieldmaiden4xsword · 12-31-2006, 05:19 PM

I thought i would be able to see better with this.

The Only Real Estel · 01-01-2007, 12:53 AM

Frodo: "There is no Ring...there is no Ring...dang it why can't I do it!!??"

Lalwendë · 01-01-2007, 07:12 AM

New Line in 2020 grew ever more desperate to draw blood out of the Middle-earth franchise and resorted to making Gaudy Night Of The Rings, starring Frodo as Lord Peter Wimsey.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-01-2007, 07:19 AM

Frodo is getting tired when he receives, for the ninth birthday running, a golden ring that he has been told to get rid of.

Holbytlass · 01-01-2007, 08:42 AM

With this then I shall become MR. Peanut!!

Mithalwen · 01-01-2007, 02:24 PM

Hungry and delirious in Mordor, Frodo tries to convince him self that the one ring is not a Hula-hoop

luthien-elvenprincess · 01-01-2007, 08:07 PM

Frodo wondered when his new Mood Ring would turn blue, thus showing him to the happy well-adjusted little hobbit that he knew himself to be...

The Might · 01-01-2007, 08:13 PM

Soon after reaching Henneth Annun Frodo threw away the Ring because he heard some Gondorians say that gold is so Second Age and that only pink is in in 3019

Valesse · 01-02-2007, 05:23 PM

Frodo tries to tempt Cher with the one ring

...and finds that offering the diva the cursed jewelry was even more frightening than when he decided to offer it to Galadriel. Even with the inexplicable change of costume and buggy eyes.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-02-2007, 05:30 PM

Isn't it amazing what you find when spring cleaning?

Farael · 01-02-2007, 05:46 PM

Ugluk:"Get into that hobbit-leash The White Hand prepared for you. I'm Ugluk, I command!"
Pippin: "Oi Merry... how do we tell him that Saruman must have gotten the wrong idea when he heard hobbits were really tiny?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2007, 08:58 AM

Frodo looks through the ring only to see, a new picture!

The lines at the supermarket were getting ridiculous!

OR

Aragorn had a sneaking suspicion that he might be being followed.

Farael · 01-03-2007, 10:04 AM

A crowd of really angry gondorian soldiers 'escorts' Aragorn out of the white city after he expresses his desire of turning it into the "light pink with little yellow spots" city.

The Might · 01-03-2007, 10:15 AM

Too bad that, unlike Frodo, these Gondorians didn't know that pink was in in 3019...even Sauron was planning to redecorate Barad-dur pink

Lalwendë · 01-03-2007, 11:15 AM

Here we see a scene from Brian of the Rings.

Aragorn: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Legolas: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Aragorn: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Aragorn: Now, get lost!
[silence]
Eomer: How shall we get lost, O Lord?

High King Fingolfin · 01-03-2007, 11:59 AM

Aragorn wishes he didn't have everyone behind him when he burped.

Formendacil · 01-03-2007, 12:41 PM

Aragorn's idea of a possé was a little extravagant.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2007, 12:43 PM

Guy at the back: Are we there yet?

OR

Aragorn: Oops! I forgot something! Can you all wait here a moment?

The Might · 01-03-2007, 01:18 PM

A little spoof of a scene at the Council of Elrond I just thought of:

Gandalf wished he hadn't eaten so many Elvish cookies before Elrond's counsel because he now had some "gas" problems...and he had to stick to slient but deadly ones

The change in the smell was astounding. Suddenly it became menacing, powerful, harsh as stone. A shadow seemed to pass over the high sun, and the porch for a moment grew dark. All trembled, and the Elves stopped their noses.

"Never before has anyone dared to do such a thing in Imladris, Gandalf the Grey," said Elrond, as the shadow passed and the company breathed once more.
"And let us hope that none will ever do it here again," answered Gandalf. "Nonetheless I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond. For if that smell is not soon to be smelt in every corner of the West, then let all put doubt aside that this thing is indeed what the Wise have declared: the stench of Sauron himself"

Volo · 01-03-2007, 04:18 PM

Every knight in the country wanted to have a (long) look at the White Horse Legolas was riding, not that they dared to look straight at it anyway...

Rikae · 01-03-2007, 04:28 PM

Gandalf: Are you sure nobody's following us?
Aragorn: Absolutely, positively and in all other ways inconceivable! Incidentally, why do you ask?

-or-

Aragorn, feeling nostalgic for his days as a Ranger, tried to have a solitary stroll in the forest...but it didn't go as planned.

Valesse · 01-03-2007, 05:00 PM

Aragorn: Mwahahaha... those guys at McDonald's aren't going to know what hit them! 3,000 Happy meals... to go!

Legolas: I want the -good- toy this time, too!

OR

Everyone: Three-thousand fourty-one bottles of beer on the wall... three-thousand fourty-one bottles of beer...

The Might · 01-03-2007, 05:39 PM

Aragorn decided to go to a picnic and invite some friends

Sorry for my last post, I have only understood what the topic is about a few minutes ago, even though I have read the first post before. I thought that you have to look at the members' avatars or something.
Sorry, now I understood what it all was about.

btw, thanks for the "nice" reputation contribution

Farael · 01-03-2007, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Very... interesting, Mr Might. But it's not really a caption, is it?

Tssk.... Hookbill, shame on you... don't you see that this is clearly a caption on the picture that we had a few days ago that had Legolas looking as if he was smelling something foul?

(Just run along with it, The Might

)

Anyway, back to captioning.

Aragorn: "Alright! if one of you guys burp again, anyone burps again we are all going back to Gondor and no Dinsey Land for anyone!!"

Naz · 01-03-2007, 07:11 PM

There always was a great turn out for Gondor's New Year's Parade, even with the unfortunate event that blew up the majority of the floats...

The Might · 01-03-2007, 07:24 PM

I thought of another one:
Aragorn: Ahh...I thought I was the only that knew the new Harry Potter book is coming out today...I must be the first one to have one...
Gandalf: So...he thinks he'll be there before me...I didn't battle the balrog to get second best
Legolas: Hmm...I wonder on which side Snape is ???

Farael, thank you for your kind words.

The problem is I got pretty sad to get that, because I'm the kind of person who usually tries to make everything right and never give up so I wasn't very happy that because of a stupid mistake I got that warning. It seems unimportant to most probably, but to me personally it matters.

12-30-2006, 11:51 AM	#12041
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 183	Alas! Evening draws nigh. Alas that Aragorn refuses to bathe. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

12-30-2006, 01:14 PM	#12042
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Legolas: "Is that a new picture I see before me?" Frodo: "Look into my eyes! You are getting sleepy! Verry sleepy!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-30-2006, 01:17 PM	#12043
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	"You take it, for gold is tacky." __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

12-30-2006, 01:22 PM	#12044
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo was never any good at getting birthday presents. Frodo didn't even know what a monocle was! OR One for Brittons: Frodo demands to know who stole the middle of his £2 coin. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-30-2006, 02:12 PM	#12045
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 283	Frodo ponders, Gandalf may be right, Hobbits may not be able to pass through the eye of a needle, but through the hole of a ring? OR Frodo looks on as Gandalf who slightly innebriated on the floor, held his right arm in the air and for the hundreth time exclaims, "Come on, through the hoop" hick cooome on boy, tha's a' good boy, through the hoop!" hick __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin)

12-30-2006, 02:30 PM	#12046
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Half way up Mt. Doom, Frodo realizes that the gold ring had been replaced by a iron one painted yellow. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

12-30-2006, 03:49 PM	#12047
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	But why doesn't his eye turn invisible? Or maybe he just can't see anything when he looks through the Ring? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-31-2006, 12:50 AM	#12049
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo wonders where the rest of his telescope has gone. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-31-2006, 03:45 AM	#12050
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo is disgusted to find that the One Ring came from the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos. "I'm not being seen dead in this! I'll look like a chav!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-31-2006, 03:49 AM	#12051
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The Black Panthers? Silly eye-makeup? Frodo's costume made no sense. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-31-2006, 11:18 AM	#12052
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Playing with the big people's monocles is funny, until they get stuck.

12-31-2006, 12:19 PM	#12053
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Frodo became very worried when the inscription on the Ring changed to "Made in Taiwan." __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-31-2006, 01:14 PM	#12054
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: This is the One Ring. Frodo: Looks like the Zero Ring to me. Get it? "0" ho-ho-ho! Gandalf: ... Slaps __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-31-2006, 05:19 PM	#12055
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 183	I thought i would be able to see better with this. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

01-01-2007, 12:53 AM	#12056
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Lord of the Matrix? Frodo: "There is no Ring...there is no Ring...dang it why can't I do it!!??"

01-01-2007, 07:12 AM	#12057
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	New Line in 2020 grew ever more desperate to draw blood out of the Middle-earth franchise and resorted to making Gaudy Night Of The Rings, starring Frodo as Lord Peter Wimsey. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-01-2007, 07:19 AM	#12058
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo is getting tired when he receives, for the ninth birthday running, a golden ring that he has been told to get rid of. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-01-2007, 08:42 AM	#12059
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	With this then I shall become MR. Peanut!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-01-2007, 02:24 PM	#12060
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Hungry and delirious in Mordor, Frodo tries to convince him self that the one ring is not a Hula-hoop __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-01-2007, 08:07 PM	#12061
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Frodo wondered when his new Mood Ring would turn blue, thus showing him to the happy well-adjusted little hobbit that he knew himself to be... __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

01-01-2007, 08:13 PM	#12062
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Soon after reaching Henneth Annun Frodo threw away the Ring because he heard some Gondorians say that gold is so Second Age and that only pink is in in 3019 __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-02-2007, 05:23 PM	#12063
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Frodo tries to tempt Cher with the one ring ...and finds that offering the diva the cursed jewelry was even more frightening than when he decided to offer it to Galadriel. Even with the inexplicable change of costume and buggy eyes. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-02-2007, 05:30 PM	#12064
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Isn't it amazing what you find when spring cleaning? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-02-2007, 05:46 PM	#12065
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Ugluk:"Get into that hobbit-leash The White Hand prepared for you. I'm Ugluk, I command!" Pippin: "Oi Merry... how do we tell him that Saruman must have gotten the wrong idea when he heard hobbits were really tiny?" __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-03-2007, 08:58 AM	#12066
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo looks through the ring only to see, a new picture! The lines at the supermarket were getting ridiculous! OR Aragorn had a sneaking suspicion that he might be being followed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2007, 10:04 AM	#12067
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	A crowd of really angry gondorian soldiers 'escorts' Aragorn out of the white city after he expresses his desire of turning it into the "light pink with little yellow spots" city. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-03-2007, 10:15 AM	#12068
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Too bad that, unlike Frodo, these Gondorians didn't know that pink was in in 3019...even Sauron was planning to redecorate Barad-dur pink __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-03-2007, 11:15 AM	#12069
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Here we see a scene from Brian of the Rings. Aragorn: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly! Legolas: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. Aragorn: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! Followers: He is! He is the Messiah! Aragorn: Now, get lost! [silence] Eomer: How shall we get lost, O Lord? __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-03-2007, 11:59 AM	#12070
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Aragorn wishes he didn't have everyone behind him when he burped. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-03-2007, 12:41 PM	#12071
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Aragorn's idea of a possé was a little extravagant. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-03-2007, 12:43 PM	#12072
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Guy at the back: Are we there yet? OR Aragorn: Oops! I forgot something! Can you all wait here a moment? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2007, 01:18 PM	#12073
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	A little spoof of a scene at the Council of Elrond I just thought of: Gandalf wished he hadn't eaten so many Elvish cookies before Elrond's counsel because he now had some "gas" problems...and he had to stick to slient but deadly ones The change in the smell was astounding. Suddenly it became menacing, powerful, harsh as stone. A shadow seemed to pass over the high sun, and the porch for a moment grew dark. All trembled, and the Elves stopped their noses. "Never before has anyone dared to do such a thing in Imladris, Gandalf the Grey," said Elrond, as the shadow passed and the company breathed once more. "And let us hope that none will ever do it here again," answered Gandalf. "Nonetheless I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond. For if that smell is not soon to be smelt in every corner of the West, then let all put doubt aside that this thing is indeed what the Wise have declared: the stench of Sauron himself" __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-03-2007, 04:18 PM	#12074
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Every knight in the country wanted to have a (long) look at the White Horse Legolas was riding, not that they dared to look straight at it anyway... __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

01-03-2007, 04:28 PM	#12075
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Gandalf: Are you sure nobody's following us? Aragorn: Absolutely, positively and in all other ways inconceivable! Incidentally, why do you ask? -or- Aragorn, feeling nostalgic for his days as a Ranger, tried to have a solitary stroll in the forest...but it didn't go as planned.

01-03-2007, 05:00 PM	#12076
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Aragorn: Mwahahaha... those guys at McDonald's aren't going to know what hit them! 3,000 Happy meals... to go! Legolas: I want the -good- toy this time, too! OR Everyone: Three-thousand fourty-one bottles of beer on the wall... three-thousand fourty-one bottles of beer... __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos