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Boromir88 · 12-10-2006, 11:14 PM

Boromir: That has to be the greatest picture I have seen in a long time!

Legolas: Those are faces of heartache!

Merry and Pippin's reaction after Gimli takes a leak on a patch of mushrooms.

Farael · 12-10-2006, 11:39 PM

Merry and Pippin were stunned when Grishnak won rock-paper-scissors for the twentieth time in a row against Merry, formerly the Shire champion.

the phantom · 12-11-2006, 12:03 AM

I'd just like to be the first to say that I'm passing up the opportunity to make a "Gandalf uncloaked" joke.

Farael · 12-11-2006, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the phantom

I'd just like to be the first to say that I'm passing up the opportunity to make a "Gandalf uncloaked" joke.

I should neg-rep you for bringing that up Phantom... but now that you mention it

Merry:"Is that Frodo uncloaked?"
Pippin:"Told you we shouldn't let him hang out with that wizzard"

Boromir88 · 12-11-2006, 12:25 AM

I hate to burst your bubble Mr. phantom, sir...but for once I think you'll have to claim 'second.' As the very first thing that came to mind when I found the picture was what you just mentioned...but I differed to Gimli soiling mushrooms.

Brinniel · 12-11-2006, 01:58 AM

Merry and Pippin are horrified to discover that someone had stolen their last stash of pipeweed.

Pippin: First no elevensies, then no pipeweed?! How will we survive, Merry?
Merry: I'm not sure...

...Little did they know, they had really smoked it all weeks ago, and simply forgot.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-11-2006, 02:22 AM

Frodo exploded for no reason.

OR

Break-dancing Ents is never a pleasant sight.

OR even...

Merry is stunned by the infamous beer mug thief of old Hobbiton Town.

High King Fingolfin · 12-11-2006, 02:57 AM

Merry and Pippin never felt a greater horror than when they discovered Lembas was really Twinkies with the filling removed.

mormegil · 12-11-2006, 06:47 AM

In a fine tradition of males in any race Merry and Pippin offer their support by onlooking as Sam makes his move on Rosie. The result isn't desirable but it was expected.

(This is a true and living tradition)

or

In a completely unexpected turn of events, Merry and Pippin caught Aragorn bathing.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-11-2006, 01:23 PM

The Hobbits tried to run away but it was no use: Treebeard, with his bionic humanoid arm, was coming to grab them.

Kitanna · 12-11-2006, 02:41 PM

Merry and Pippin get more than they bargained for when they caught Saruman table dancing.

or

Merry: That's what dwarven women look like?!
Pippin: Eek!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-11-2006, 02:45 PM

Merry is distrought to have his acordian taken away and stampped on by Gandalf.

Gandalf: Do you realise that we are suposed to be going in secret?

OR

Aragorn just told the Hobbits that there is no Father Christmas.

shieldmaiden4xsword · 12-11-2006, 04:29 PM

Pippin: NOOOOO!!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE A BATH!!!!! AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ELF!!!!

Merry: RUN!!!!!

Nimrodel_9 · 12-11-2006, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Aragorn just told the Hobbits that there is no Father Christmas.

Ah, Hookbill beat me to it!

shieldmaiden4xsword · 12-11-2006, 06:14 PM

Legolas: but this is Herbal Essences, good for hobbit hair.

The Only Real Estel · 12-11-2006, 06:51 PM

In keeping with a few of the earlier captions...

Merry & Pippin were horrified to find an uncloaked figure, not Gandalf the Grey but... Father Christmas!

Mänwe · 12-11-2006, 06:59 PM

*NO SMOKING*

*"New Shire" Political Party Health Drive*

Parmastahir · 12-11-2006, 07:05 PM

Almost missed the previous caption opportunity:

Merry and Pippin were more than a little dismayed when Fangorn uncloaked!

New caption opportunity:

The anti-smoking craze finally reaches The Shire and signs are posted (as most Hobbits never get their letters) in the inns banning smoking indoors.

Mänwe · 12-11-2006, 07:08 PM

I fear I may have muddled you. Mhm, should I remove the picture? Sorry if we are not supposed to post "picture answers".

Fordim Hedgethistle · 12-11-2006, 07:09 PM

Merry and Pippin learn that New Line is making a The Lord of the Rings prequel.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 12-11-2006, 09:35 PM

wow ... frodo really cant fly

Boromir88 · 12-12-2006, 10:38 AM

Manwe, I think it's ok, since I especially find it funny as well as creative...can't beat a combo like that

Istari · 12-12-2006, 11:00 AM

Merry and Pippin's reaction to seeing Gollum uncloaked.(well unloinclothed)

Boromir88 · 12-12-2006, 11:36 AM

Merry and Pippin had stepped into Warg droppings.

Mänwe · 12-12-2006, 11:53 AM

Boromir88 I am glad that I have not done anything illegal!

mormegil · 12-12-2006, 12:00 PM

Billy and Dominique whispering to each other: Since we really don't have much else going for us, I'm glad PJ is going to include Merry and Pippin in the Hobbit...PAYCHECK! Cha-ching

PJ: Ummm guys, I'm not directing the Hobbit now!

Both: Our careers!?!?

Brinniel · 12-12-2006, 04:10 PM

Billy: Did morm just call you Dominique?!

Dominic: *gasp* He knows my secret!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-12-2006, 04:13 PM

The Hobbits stumble across Gandalf and Saruman Ballroom dancing.

OR

Merry and Pippin discover just why the Keep Out sign was there.

The Only Real Estel · 12-12-2006, 10:10 PM

Merry & Pippin discover that the rum (or ale/beer) is indeed gone.

The Elf-warrior · 12-13-2006, 11:59 AM

Gandalf announces that he is confiscating Merry and Pippin's Playstation 3.

Formendacil · 12-13-2006, 03:14 PM

Merry and Pippin's first encounter with a wheeled mountain goes horribly awry.

Eonwe · 12-13-2006, 03:18 PM

Merry: *mutters* Well, I never expected Frodo to be the werewolf...

Pippin: Well, if you'd have voted with me, we wouldn't be here, now would we!?

Istari · 12-14-2006, 10:17 AM

Merry and Pippin's reaction to seeing Treebeard taking a leak on some muchrooms.

The Elf-warrior · 12-14-2006, 03:46 PM

Sauron: "O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-14-2006, 03:49 PM

The Heating system in Barad Dur went haywire, but Sauron was too proud to call out a workman to fix it.

OR

Sauron: Oops

Kath · 12-14-2006, 03:52 PM

Sauron: Honestly, the special effects in this film are just getting ridiculous, you can hardly see me!

Mänwe · 12-14-2006, 03:53 PM

And takes "absorb the VIC vapour" a little too literally!*

Estelyn Telcontar · 12-14-2006, 03:58 PM

An exploding jack-o-lantern reveals Halloween's true evil nature - Sauron's behind it all!

FeRaL sHaDoW · 12-14-2006, 04:01 PM

Sauron shows that you can light farts on fire.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-14-2006, 04:03 PM

Sauron: This is the last time I let the Witch King cook.

12-10-2006, 11:14 PM	#11961
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Boromir: That has to be the greatest picture I have seen in a long time! Legolas: Those are faces of heartache! Merry and Pippin's reaction after Gimli takes a leak on a patch of mushrooms. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-10-2006, 11:39 PM	#11962
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Merry and Pippin were stunned when Grishnak won rock-paper-scissors for the twentieth time in a row against Merry, formerly the Shire champion. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

12-11-2006, 12:03 AM	#11963
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	I'd just like to be the first to say that I'm passing up the opportunity to make a "Gandalf uncloaked" joke. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

12-11-2006, 12:25 AM	#11965
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	I hate to burst your bubble Mr. phantom, sir...but for once I think you'll have to claim 'second.' As the very first thing that came to mind when I found the picture was what you just mentioned...but I differed to Gimli soiling mushrooms. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-11-2006, 01:58 AM	#11966
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Merry and Pippin are horrified to discover that someone had stolen their last stash of pipeweed. Pippin: First no elevensies, then no pipeweed?! How will we survive, Merry? Merry: I'm not sure... ...Little did they know, they had really smoked it all weeks ago, and simply forgot. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

12-11-2006, 02:22 AM	#11967
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo exploded for no reason. OR Break-dancing Ents is never a pleasant sight. OR even... Merry is stunned by the infamous beer mug thief of old Hobbiton Town. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-11-2006, 02:57 AM	#11968
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Merry and Pippin never felt a greater horror than when they discovered Lembas was really Twinkies with the filling removed. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-11-2006, 06:47 AM	#11969
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	In a fine tradition of males in any race Merry and Pippin offer their support by onlooking as Sam makes his move on Rosie. The result isn't desirable but it was expected. (This is a true and living tradition) or In a completely unexpected turn of events, Merry and Pippin caught Aragorn bathing. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-11-2006, 01:23 PM	#11970
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The Hobbits tried to run away but it was no use: Treebeard, with his bionic humanoid arm, was coming to grab them. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-11-2006, 02:41 PM	#11971
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Merry and Pippin get more than they bargained for when they caught Saruman table dancing. or Merry: That's what dwarven women look like?! Pippin: Eek! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

12-11-2006, 02:45 PM	#11972
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry is distrought to have his acordian taken away and stampped on by Gandalf. Gandalf: Do you realise that we are suposed to be going in secret? OR Aragorn just told the Hobbits that there is no Father Christmas. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-11-2006, 04:29 PM	#11973
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 183	Pippin: NOOOOO!!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE A BATH!!!!! AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ELF!!!! Merry: RUN!!!!! __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

12-11-2006, 06:14 PM	#11975
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 183	Legolas: but this is Herbal Essences, good for hobbit hair. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

12-11-2006, 06:51 PM	#11976
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Seasons Greetings... In keeping with a few of the earlier captions... Merry & Pippin were horrified to find an uncloaked figure, not Gandalf the Grey but... Father Christmas!

12-11-2006, 06:59 PM	#11977
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 283	*Pinned to a nearby tree* NO SMOKING "New Shire" Political Party Health Drive __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin) Last edited by Mänwe; 12-11-2006 at 07:12 PM.

12-11-2006, 07:05 PM	#11978
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Twofer the price o' one Almost missed the previous caption opportunity: Merry and Pippin were more than a little dismayed when Fangorn uncloaked! New caption opportunity: The anti-smoking craze finally reaches The Shire and signs are posted (as most Hobbits never get their letters) in the inns banning smoking indoors. __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

12-11-2006, 07:08 PM	#11979
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 283	!Woops! I fear I may have muddled you. Mhm, should I remove the picture? Sorry if we are not supposed to post "picture answers". __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin) Last edited by Mänwe; 12-11-2006 at 07:15 PM.

12-11-2006, 07:09 PM	#11980
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Merry and Pippin learn that New Line is making a The Lord of the Rings prequel.

12-11-2006, 09:35 PM	#11981
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	wow ... frodo really cant fly __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

12-12-2006, 10:38 AM	#11982
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Manwe, I think it's ok, since I especially find it funny as well as creative...can't beat a combo like that __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-12-2006, 11:00 AM	#11983
Istari Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Road Posts: 15	Merry and Pippin's reaction to seeing Gollum uncloaked.(well unloinclothed) __________________ "What about second breakfast?" -Peregrin Took-

12-12-2006, 11:36 AM	#11984
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Merry and Pippin had stepped into Warg droppings. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-12-2006, 11:53 AM	#11985
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 283	Phew! Boromir88 I am glad that I have not done anything illegal! __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin)

12-12-2006, 12:00 PM	#11986
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Billy and Dominique whispering to each other: Since we really don't have much else going for us, I'm glad PJ is going to include Merry and Pippin in the Hobbit...PAYCHECK! Cha-ching PJ: Ummm guys, I'm not directing the Hobbit now! Both: Our careers!?!? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 12-12-2006 at 12:14 PM. Reason: Improved captions...hopefully.

12-12-2006, 04:10 PM	#11987
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	I couldn't help it Billy: Did morm just call you Dominique?! Dominic: gasp He knows my secret!!! __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

12-12-2006, 04:13 PM	#11988
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Hobbits stumble across Gandalf and Saruman Ballroom dancing. OR Merry and Pippin discover just why the Keep Out sign was there. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-12-2006, 10:10 PM	#11989
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Merry & Pippin discover that the rum (or ale/beer) is indeed gone.

12-13-2006, 11:59 AM	#11990
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf announces that he is confiscating Merry and Pippin's Playstation 3. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-13-2006, 03:14 PM	#11991
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Merry and Pippin's first encounter with a wheeled mountain goes horribly awry. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

12-13-2006, 03:18 PM	#11992
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Merry: mutters Well, I never expected Frodo to be the werewolf... Pippin: Well, if you'd have voted with me, we wouldn't be here, now would we!? __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-14-2006, 10:17 AM	#11993
Istari Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Road Posts: 15	Merry and Pippin's reaction to seeing Treebeard taking a leak on some muchrooms. __________________ "What about second breakfast?" -Peregrin Took-

12-14-2006, 03:46 PM	#11994
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Sauron: "O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 12-14-2006 at 06:02 PM. Reason: Punctuation.

12-14-2006, 03:49 PM	#11995
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Heating system in Barad Dur went haywire, but Sauron was too proud to call out a workman to fix it. OR Sauron: Oops __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-14-2006, 03:52 PM	#11996
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Sauron: Honestly, the special effects in this film are just getting ridiculous, you can hardly see me! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

12-14-2006, 03:53 PM	#11997
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 283	*Sauron has a cold* And takes "absorb the VIC vapour" a little too literally!* __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin)