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**The Saucepan Man** · 02-07-2003, 06:58 PM

Saruman, aka Christopher (Hon-A) Lee.

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What part does Ghan-buri-ghan play in the War of the Ring?

Iarwain · 02-07-2003, 07:29 PM

He was the professional designer that created Sauron's standard, and decided that his logo would be the Eye.

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Where was Elrond born, and what were the circumstances of his childhood?

mark12_30 · 02-07-2003, 07:55 PM

Elrond was born under a little yellow pansy flower, and all the chickadees sang for him-- I mean the chickweed fairies. Ooopsie! And don't forget that three fields over, Celebrian was brewing coffee and saying "This is going to be one heck of a marriage, I can see it now. Mom, can't you fix me up with some other flower-child???" He was so annoyed with his sissy title of Flower-Child that he trained his kids to wave swords around at every opportunity, (which PJ knew better than The Professor did.) Elrond grew up manufacturing and embroidering pocket-hankerchiefs and it was the wealth from that trade that made him able to buy Rivendell. He loaned Bilbo the very last of his stock.
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Why did Galadriel insist that Celebrian marry Elrond anyway?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-07-2003, 07:57 PM

because she thought celebrian was a big dodo and wantedf to get rid of her fast.

Why did Arwen marry Aragorn?

Iarwain · 02-07-2003, 08:24 PM

She was simply, but sadly, suicidal, and saw this as the best excuse to die.

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What caused Arwen to be so suicidal?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-07-2003, 08:29 PM

she had a thing for halidir and legolas but nethier liked her

how does legolas like?

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-07-2003, 08:31 PM

She was overcome with remorse at having done away with, and replaced, Glorfindel.

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Why was Bilbo so reluctant to set out with Gandalf and the Dwarves?

mark12_30 · 02-07-2003, 09:57 PM

Because they all smoked, and Bilbo couldn't stand the smell of the stuff, nor the odor it left on his clothes.
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Why did Gandalf select Burglar as an occupation needing to be filled for the quest of Erebor?

Iarwain · 02-07-2003, 10:10 PM

He was a cleptomaniac, and it was always his dream to have a name like that. (thus all the excessive possesions in Bag End)

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Why did Sam insist on accompanying Frodo everywhere?

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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-08-2003, 07:13 AM

Because Frodo only had one leg and constantly needed support.

Describe Frodo in 3 words.

gralin musicteeth · 02-08-2003, 08:05 AM

yellow, pink, purple

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How many Dwarves live in Tuckborough?

Aylwen Dreamsong · 02-08-2003, 09:11 AM

Thirteen and a half.

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What was Arwen's home made pie made of?

Aylwen

hobbitlass · 02-08-2003, 09:45 AM

Anything bit chicken. She don't want to make a chicken pie, she don't like gravy.
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What attracted Goldberry to Bombadill?

gralin musicteeth · 02-08-2003, 11:43 AM

His chicken soup

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What is a Barrow-wight's favourite food?

TolkienGurl · 02-08-2003, 03:35 PM

A pony sandwich with a side of Hobbit fries.

Why are Barrow-wights so bad-tempered?

Manardariel · 02-08-2003, 07:04 PM

Because they have bad teeth and have to go the dentist every week.

Why aren´t Gandalf and Galadriel dating?

Eruwen · 02-08-2003, 07:07 PM

Well, they were, but Galadriel got a little annoyed by small Hobbit people running around all the time. Why do you think she freaked out that much anyway when Frodo came to her in Lorien?
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What did Frodo and Sam use to tie around Gollum's neck?

Manardariel · 02-08-2003, 07:23 PM

A tie. You know, a bow-tie. It made him look like a scary demon of Avril Lavinge, so they made him dance around smashing guitars and eating bugs.
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Who didi Huan belong?

Iarwain · 02-08-2003, 07:37 PM

Huan was Sauron's little puppy dog. Unfortunately, Huan rebelled and almost killed Sauron in the first age...

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Who was Morgoth's little puppy dog?

Manardariel · 02-09-2003, 07:23 AM

Bill the pony... I mean, dog.

Manardariel · 02-09-2003, 07:24 AM

Oops fogot tha question... here goes:

Why is Pippin so dumb?

Diamond18 · 02-09-2003, 01:01 PM

He is not! It's everyone else around him who is stupid, and so they, being unable to even comprehend his genius, labeled him stupid. Intelligence is in the eye of the beholder, you know, and those beholders weren't the brightest fireflies in the jar!

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Did Sam really like Bill the Pony, or was he just pretending?

cannedpoatoe · 02-09-2003, 03:54 PM

Actually Sam did like Bill the pony but it was the pony who was pretending. bill was only in it for grass outside the Shire.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If hobbits were peaceful people then why did they become so mischievious?

Isilmëiel · 02-09-2003, 07:46 PM

Too many pixie sticks
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Who is the TRUE heir to the throne of Gondor?

Manardariel · 02-09-2003, 08:20 PM

Barney. Duh.
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Who was the first one to kill a balrog?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-09-2003, 09:19 PM

a couple of orcs duh!

what did they use to kill the balrog? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Aerandir Carnesir · 02-09-2003, 11:14 PM

They sung a song about torturing 13 dwarves and a hobbit.(or would that wake the dead?)

What song did the Balrog sing?

Diamond18 · 02-10-2003, 01:28 AM

"Oh How I Hate to Get Killed in the Morning."

Really, we should all tip our hats to him, for singing while dying is nothing to sniff at!

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Sorry to use a bit 'o the movie here, but I simply must know, when Saruman asked, "Whom do you serve?" what did Lurtz say?

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hobbitlass · 02-10-2003, 05:20 AM

'One Billion people. Would you like fries with that?'
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Why did Saruman name it 'Lurtz'?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-10-2003, 06:32 AM

He thought it was a cute name. It was this decision that really showed Gandalf that Saruman had gone a bit mad.

Orcs are mockeries of............?

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-10-2003, 02:07 PM

Merry and Pippin- always doing the wrong thing, not too good at fighting.
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Who killed Boromir, were the uruks working alone or did someone pay them....?

Diamond18 · 02-10-2003, 04:17 PM

It was Merry and Pippin. His prowess in battle was making them look bad, so he had to go. Do you think it's coincedence that only after Boromir's death do they become "Meriadoc the Magnificent" and "Ernil i Pheriannath"? Oh what dark secrets even little hobbits have... I wonder if this would be a good occasion for blackmail...

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Who almost became the 10th member of the Fellowship, but missed it by thaaat much?

Isilmëiel · 02-10-2003, 06:34 PM

Elmo....his red fur was a little too bright though...
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What is Sauron's favorite type of breakfast cereal?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-10-2003, 06:46 PM

Mithril-frosted Elf-Flakes, which he makes himself. They taste awful but he enjoys the manufacturing process. He guarantees one whole Elf per packet.

Well, why do you think he needed all that Mithril? For eyedrops?

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Who was the first to fall asleep by Old Man Willow?

Aerandir Carnesir · 02-10-2003, 06:47 PM

One-ring o's. 99.9% daily value of whatever vitamins and minerals a big flaming eye needs.
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What was lembas made from?

Lady Of Light · 02-10-2003, 06:57 PM

Boiled orc hide!
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What did Sam REALLY think of Mister Frodo?
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Diamond18 · 02-10-2003, 10:08 PM

To answer Squatter's question, it was Frodo's foot that fell asleep first. It became all numb, then tingly and prickly, and so he kicked Old Man Willow to wake it up.

As a result, Sam ever after thought that Mr. Frodo was a complete and total idiot, who would be Orc fodder or worse if he was left alone. Either that or start drooling on himself, whatever came first.

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What was Merry up to when he went outside, at night, in Bree?

Atariel · 02-11-2003, 01:20 PM

he was hammered, and Bill Ferny had told him that there were pixies living under Bree hill, so he decided to pop out and visit.

What actually does live under Bree Hill? (not hobbits, please)

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-11-2003, 01:23 PM

A lovely family of orcs. What, you thought they were all bad? Thats negative media stereotyping again!
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If Gandalf was Gandalf in the Shire, Olorin in Valinor, etc- what would his name be in...Eygpt?

Isilmëiel · 02-11-2003, 03:23 PM

Jiminy Cricket
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Who was Gollum's daddy?

02-07-2003, 06:58 PM	#1161
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Saruman, aka Christopher (Hon-A) Lee. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What part does Ghan-buri-ghan play in the War of the Ring? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-07-2003, 07:29 PM	#1162
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	He was the professional designer that created Sauron's standard, and decided that his logo would be the Eye. }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}\|{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ {{{{{{{{ Where was Elrond born, and what were the circumstances of his childhood? __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

02-07-2003, 07:55 PM	#1163
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Elrond was born under a little yellow pansy flower, and all the chickadees sang for him-- I mean the chickweed fairies. Ooopsie! And don't forget that three fields over, Celebrian was brewing coffee and saying "This is going to be one heck of a marriage, I can see it now. Mom, can't you fix me up with some other flower-child???" He was so annoyed with his sissy title of Flower-Child that he trained his kids to wave swords around at every opportunity, (which PJ knew better than The Professor did.) Elrond grew up manufacturing and embroidering pocket-hankerchiefs and it was the wealth from that trade that made him able to buy Rivendell. He loaned Bilbo the very last of his stock. **************************** Why did Galadriel insist that Celebrian marry Elrond anyway? __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

02-07-2003, 07:57 PM	#1164
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	because she thought celebrian was a big dodo and wantedf to get rid of her fast. Why did Arwen marry Aragorn? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-07-2003, 08:24 PM	#1165
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	She was simply, but sadly, suicidal, and saw this as the best excuse to die. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ????????????????---------------------------- ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ What caused Arwen to be so suicidal? __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

02-07-2003, 08:29 PM	#1166
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	she had a thing for halidir and legolas but nethier liked her how does legolas like? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-07-2003, 08:31 PM	#1167
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	She was overcome with remorse at having done away with, and replaced, Glorfindel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why was Bilbo so reluctant to set out with Gandalf and the Dwarves? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-07-2003, 09:57 PM	#1168
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Because they all smoked, and Bilbo couldn't stand the smell of the stuff, nor the odor it left on his clothes. **************** Why did Gandalf select Burglar as an occupation needing to be filled for the quest of Erebor? __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

02-07-2003, 10:10 PM	#1169
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	He was a cleptomaniac, and it was always his dream to have a name like that. (thus all the excessive possesions in Bag End) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////////////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\////////////////////////// Why did Sam insist on accompanying Frodo everywhere? [ February 07, 2003: Message edited by: Iarwain ] __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

02-08-2003, 07:13 AM	#1170
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Because Frodo only had one leg and constantly needed support. Describe Frodo in 3 words. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-08-2003, 08:05 AM	#1171
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	yellow, pink, purple ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ How many Dwarves live in Tuckborough? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

02-08-2003, 09:11 AM	#1172
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,147	Thirteen and a half. ~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! What was Arwen's home made pie made of? Aylwen __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

02-08-2003, 09:45 AM	#1173
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Anything bit chicken. She don't want to make a chicken pie, she don't like gravy. ************************************************ What attracted Goldberry to Bombadill? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

02-08-2003, 11:43 AM	#1174
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	His chicken soup ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What is a Barrow-wight's favourite food? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

02-08-2003, 03:35 PM	#1175
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	A pony sandwich with a side of Hobbit fries. Why are Barrow-wights so bad-tempered? __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

02-08-2003, 07:04 PM	#1176
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	Because they have bad teeth and have to go the dentist every week. Why aren´t Gandalf and Galadriel dating? __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

02-08-2003, 07:07 PM	#1177
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Well, they were, but Galadriel got a little annoyed by small Hobbit people running around all the time. Why do you think she freaked out that much anyway when Frodo came to her in Lorien? ----------------------------------------- What did Frodo and Sam use to tie around Gollum's neck?

02-08-2003, 07:23 PM	#1178
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	A tie. You know, a bow-tie. It made him look like a scary demon of Avril Lavinge, so they made him dance around smashing guitars and eating bugs. *********************** Who didi Huan belong? __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

02-08-2003, 07:37 PM	#1179
Iarwain Pugnaciously Primordial Paradox Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Birnham Wood Posts: 800	Huan was Sauron's little puppy dog. Unfortunately, Huan rebelled and almost killed Sauron in the first age... ************************************************ Who was Morgoth's little puppy dog? __________________ "And what are oaths but words we say to God?"

02-09-2003, 07:23 AM	#1180
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	Bill the pony... I mean, dog. __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

02-09-2003, 07:24 AM	#1181
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	Oops fogot tha question... here goes: Why is Pippin so dumb? __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

02-09-2003, 01:01 PM	#1182
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	He is not! It's everyone else around him who is stupid, and so they, being unable to even comprehend his genius, labeled him stupid. Intelligence is in the eye of the beholder, you know, and those beholders weren't the brightest fireflies in the jar! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did Sam really like Bill the Pony, or was he just pretending? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-09-2003, 03:54 PM	#1183
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Actually Sam did like Bill the pony but it was the pony who was pretending. bill was only in it for grass outside the Shire.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If hobbits were peaceful people then why did they become so mischievious? __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

02-09-2003, 07:46 PM	#1184
Isilmëiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: wandering about... Posts: 33	Too many pixie sticks ************************ Who is the TRUE heir to the throne of Gondor? __________________ I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. ~Graffito

02-09-2003, 08:20 PM	#1185
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	Barney. Duh. *************************** Who was the first one to kill a balrog? __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

02-09-2003, 09:19 PM	#1186
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,300	a couple of orcs duh! what did they use to kill the balrog? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-09-2003, 11:14 PM	#1187
Aerandir Carnesir Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Finally out of the Paths of the Dead! Posts: 107	They sung a song about torturing 13 dwarves and a hobbit.(or would that wake the dead?) What song did the Balrog sing? __________________ "God is the Lord, of angels, and of men--and of elves" -J.R.R. Tolkien "Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."-Gimli "Spiders are hideous."-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

02-10-2003, 01:28 AM	#1188
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	"Oh How I Hate to Get Killed in the Morning." Really, we should all tip our hats to him, for singing while dying is nothing to sniff at! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry to use a bit 'o the movie here, but I simply must know, when Saruman asked, "Whom do you serve?" what did Lurtz say? [ February 10, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-10-2003, 05:20 AM	#1189
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	'One Billion people. Would you like fries with that?' %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Why did Saruman name it 'Lurtz'? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

02-10-2003, 06:32 AM	#1190
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	He thought it was a cute name. It was this decision that really showed Gandalf that Saruman had gone a bit mad. Orcs are mockeries of............? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-10-2003, 02:07 PM	#1191
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	Merry and Pippin- always doing the wrong thing, not too good at fighting. ---------------- Who killed Boromir, were the uruks working alone or did someone pay them....? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

02-10-2003, 04:17 PM	#1192
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	It was Merry and Pippin. His prowess in battle was making them look bad, so he had to go. Do you think it's coincedence that only after Boromir's death do they become "Meriadoc the Magnificent" and "Ernil i Pheriannath"? Oh what dark secrets even little hobbits have... I wonder if this would be a good occasion for blackmail... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who almost became the 10th member of the Fellowship, but missed it by thaaat much? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-10-2003, 06:34 PM	#1193
Isilmëiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: wandering about... Posts: 33	Elmo....his red fur was a little too bright though... ************************************* What is Sauron's favorite type of breakfast cereal? __________________ I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. ~Graffito

02-10-2003, 06:46 PM	#1194
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Mithril-frosted Elf-Flakes, which he makes himself. They taste awful but he enjoys the manufacturing process. He guarantees one whole Elf per packet. Well, why do you think he needed all that Mithril? For eyedrops? ------------------------------------------ Who was the first to fall asleep by Old Man Willow? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-10-2003, 06:47 PM	#1195
Aerandir Carnesir Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Finally out of the Paths of the Dead! Posts: 107	One-ring o's. 99.9% daily value of whatever vitamins and minerals a big flaming eye needs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was lembas made from? __________________ "God is the Lord, of angels, and of men--and of elves" -J.R.R. Tolkien "Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."-Gimli "Spiders are hideous."-Dietrich Bonhoeffer