Comedy Scenes: can you picture these scenes in your head?!

[NazgulNumberTen]

Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror?

Frodo: What will I see?

Galadriel: *Go's through her entire speech and Frodo looks in*

Frodo: *GASP!!!* *Sees thousands of Elven wemon running around in laungre*

Galadriel: I know what it is you saw...Your Dirty little hobbit...!

hmmmmm...gee thats original...

[Artanis]

You know that part where they have the audence with Galadreil and Celeborn? Well, if you have seen the movie, you will know that Boromere looks seriously constapated right then, and it was at that moment that I chose to yell out "The voices, Boromere, the voices!" Luckly, I wasn't in the movie theater...

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

I thought it was funny....
Why U allways pickin' on Me, NN10?????

[NazgulNumberTen]

i just thought i'd point out that yours has been done already

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

How about.

As Gandalf and Denethor are engaged in their battle of wills and the atmosphere is charged with tension and gravity, someone breaks wind. It reverberates hugely through the throne room. An awkward silence falls.

[Dark-Caranthir]

Here's the only one I can think of,

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are placing Boromir's corpse in the boat for his final voyage.
They push it off and begin to sing the Lament for Boromir. They finish.

Legolas: I can still hear his voice on the wind...

Disembodied voice of Boromir: Eh, I'm not dead! Can somebody help me because I'm not de... AAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

SICKENING CRUNCH

The trio walk slowly away, shaking their heads...


Not that funny, I know, sick, but not funny...

[Elven Mistress]

I seriously doubt many of you will get this, but it's worth a try!!

During the battle scene in Moria, Aragorn finishes off an orc, then stops all of a sudden:
Aragorn - /group DING! Level 10!
Then he resumes fighting as the rest of the fellowship answer him with congratz and congratulations....

yeah, okay...

[steve]

After the Ring is Destroyed and Gwaihir and Landroval are carrying frodo and sam away

Landroval: (in common toung) Hey Gwaihir, i bet you cant do a barrel roll
Gwaihir: I bet I can
Frodo: No, No dont!
*Gwaihir does a barrow roll and frodo falls off of his back and into mt doom*

Atleaast i thought it was funny

[the phantom]

On Weathertop the Nazgul are coming after Frodo. Right as the Witch King is about to stab him, Sam cuts around the right Nazgul gaurd, ducks under the block of another one tackles the Witch King. He jumps up, throws his hands in the air, and a bunch of people with noisemakers jump out and start chanting "Samwise!! Samewise!! Samwise!!"
(You won't get it if you haven't seen Rudy)

At Rivendell Elrond is talking to Frodo before he leaves to destroy the ring.
Elrond: Best wishes on your quest, Frodo.
Frodo: Thank you master Elrond. Good bye!!
Elrond: Goodbye... Mr. Anderson.
Frodo: My name is Frodo!!
(Please tell me you've seen The Matrix)

At the counsel in Rivendell-
Gimli: I will be dead, before I see the ring in the hands of an elf!!
Legolas: Okay. (shoots him with an arrow) Problem solved.

[Dorathain_Flamesword]

(Frodo and Gandalf in Bag End.)

Frodo comes running into bag End looking for Bilbo.

Frodo: Bilbo! I found these two girls!
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(The four Hobbits fall down the slope from Farmer Maggot's fields onto the road.)

Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took!

Merry: What? That was just a detour, a shortcut.

Sam: A shortcut to what?

Pippin: Shrooms!

(this one funny?)
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(Frodo and Sam are walking through Farmer Maggot's field.)

"Hmm, Signs was a good movie," said Sam, looking up at the pieces of corn.
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(On the Bridge of Khazad-Dum.)

Gandalf: You cannot pass!

Gandalf stabs his staff in his own foot and falls off the bridge.

or

Gandalf: You cannot pass!

The Balrog raises his foot and steps on Gandalf.
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(In Bree, Frodo trips on Pippin's foot a the Prancing Pony.)

Pippin: Steady on, this pint wasn't cheap ya' moron!
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(In the Council of Elrond, Arwen gives Aragorn her pendant.)

Aragorn: You can't give me this!

Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will.

Aragorn: Is that a diamond in it?

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[Max]

(In Lothlorien the elves are singing in their own tongue, the fellowship listens but does not understand)

Frodo: What are they saying, legolas?

Legolas: Their singing the jingle for Mug Root Beer.

Frodo: Oh, shall we sing with them?

Legolas: If you wish.

Frodo: Mug, Mug, Mug, Mug . . .

Legolas walks off giggling as Gladirel yells at Frodo for disturbing the elves song for Gandalf.

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Frodo: If you wish it I will give you the One Ring.

Gladriel: Oh, sure.

Frodo: Sucker. (Frodo runs away giggling)

Gladriel: (yelling)Indian Giver

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Legolas: He is no mere ranger, this is Aragorn son of Arathorn, you owe him your allegiance.

Boromir: Aragorn? So this is Isildur's heir.

Legolas: And heir to the throne of Gondor.

Boromir: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.

Aragorn: Sit down Legolas.

Legolas: Shut up, You whiny little punk. Just because you don't want to be a king doesn't mean that some of us aren't still royalty here.

Elrond: Lego-

Legolas: Oh, blow it out your rear-end Ellie. (to Boromir) Now ya big duffus, I'm tired of being stepped all over, I'm a prince damn it.

(The blunt side of an ax thwanks him in the back side of his head. Everyone looks at Gimli.)

Elrond: Shall we continue then?

(Legolas remains uncontius for the remainder of the meeting and receives many kicks as the council disbands. Afterward Aragon tells him about his bravery in voluteering for the fellowship.)

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Aragorn: Let us hunt some orcs!!! Legolas, grab the assault rifle and extra clips. Gimli, you ready the warheads.

Gimli: Ai, capi'n!!

Legolas: But, sir, we don't have enough room for it all . . .

Aragorn: So we either bring the automatic weapons or the swords and bows?

Legols nods his head.

Aragorn: Hmm, will we be able to bring the Play Boys if we leave the guns?

Gimli nods his head.

Aragorn: Swords and Arrows it is!! Onward men!!!

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This was really fun, I hope Legolas doesn't come off as an a**hole in the thrid script.

[Nianna Telmnar]

This is the scene in Moria where Gandalf is defending the bridge. This is also a blatent rip off of Monty Python. Anyway, here it is.

Gandalf: You shall not pass! You must answer me these questions three, ere the other side you see...
Balrog: What?
Gandalf: What is your name?
Balrog: Balrog of Moria.
Gandalf: What is your quest?
Balrog: I seek the ring, and to destroy you and your followers.
Gandalf: Now for your final question...What is your favorite color?
Balrog: Umm...black?
Gandalf: Wrong answer!
Balrog: NO! Wait! I meant pink! I meant AHHHHH! *tossed into bottemless chasm by Gandalf*
Gandalf: *turns to fellowship* He chose...poorly.


Sorry all, but I am on cold medicine and this is the best I could do right now...

[Skippy the Nazgul]

Legolas and Gimili stand looking at Aragorn, they have stopped traveling for the night to set up camp and eat.

Aragorn: What'll you have?

Gimili: What are your specials?

Aragorn: Well we've got eggs, bacon and cram - sausage, eggs, bacon and cram - cram, sausage, eggs and cram - cram, cram, cram, leeks, cram, cram, and cram - cram, cram, eggs, and cram - cram, cram, cram, sausage, cram, and cram - or a nice steak tartar with pate and some white wine on the side.
Legolas: But I don't like Cram.

Aragorn: Well there's sausage, bacon, eggs, and cram, that hasn't got much cram in it.

Legolas: But I don't want any cram.

Gimili: Why don't you get the cram, sausage, eggs, and cram.

Legolas: BUT I DON'T LIKE CRAM.

Gimili: Calm down. I'll have your cram, I love it. Right?

Legolas nods his head.

Gimili: so that's cram, sausage, eggs and cram for him, and I'll have the cram, cram, cram, leeks, cram, cram, and cram.

Aragorn: We're all out of leeks.

Gimili: Well can you sub cram for the leeks?

Aragorn: you mean you want cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, cram, and cram?

Gimili: that's right!! Let's eat!!

Yeah, Monty Python. Gotta love the Python.

[-Imrahil-]

I liked the cartoon NazgulNumberTen

[Garen LiLorian]

*Frodo rolls down Caradhras. Boromir picks up the Ring. Poof! Poof!*
Angel; You're not just going to keep the ring, are you?
Boromir; My shoulder angel.
Devil; Don't listen to that guy, he's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS!!! *pumps little fist in the air*
Angel; Oh, come off it.
Devil; You come off it.
Angel; You.
Devil; You infinity.
Angel; Grrrr..
Devil; Listen up, Big Guy, I got three good reasons why you oughta just waaaaalk away. Reason number one. Look at that guy. Got his little sissy stringy thing.
Angel; We've been through this, it's a harp.
Devil; Right... That's a harp..., and that's a dress.
Angel; Robe!
Devil; Reason number two. Look what I can do. *does one handed hanstand pushups* hehehe!
Boromir; Wait a minute. What does that have to do with-
Angel; No, no, he's got a point.
Boromir; Ok. You guys are kinda confusing me, so, uh, begone! Or however I get rid of you...
Both; That'll work.

Apologies to whoever mentioned this earlier. Emperor's New Groove, LOL!!

[bombur]

Skippy the Nazgul... Shame on you... you forgot something essential.

The good old Lord of the rings cartoons Boromir with his funny horned helmet ought to be sitting in the corner interrupting every now and then the discussion with a theme song:

"Cram cram cram cram cram cram cram cram cram cram cram!"

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[Skippy the Nazgul]

I didn't quite know how to fit in the chanters since this was suppose to take place once Gimili, Legolas, and Aragorn were on there own. But I guess if took place while the fellowship was still together, then Boromir and Gandalf would be the back up chanters.

[VanimaEdhel]

Have I already said, "Two words...Jack...Black?" If not, then "Jack...Black!" Council scene...MTV Movie Awards...you know...especially those of you with the Extended Version DVD...

Aragorn, later in life. He has grown cranky. The watch calls that it is 12 a.m. An apparition appears.
Apparition: Aaaaragorn...Aaaaragorn!
Aragorn: Bah! Who goes there, dammit? I'm trying to sleep!
Apparition: I am the ghost of Middle Earth past. Woooooooooo!
Aragorn: Eh, buzz off...
Apparition: But I am heeeere to shoooow yoooouuuu...
*Aragorn takes Narsil down from where he keeps it and kills the Apparition, then calmly goes back to bed*

So much for "A Christmas Carol: LotR Style"!

Okay, that was really, really lame...I'm sorry, I really am...

[Aragorn_The_King]

Ok, I'll give it a try.
They are all on the bridge in Moria and Gandalf is hanging off the edge.

Gandalf: I can't fly you fools
Aragorn: You'r supposed to fall
Gandalf: WHAT???
Aragorn: Thats what JRRT and PJ want.
Gandalf: I don't give--
*Gandalf jumps up and starts walking out of the mountain with the fellowship. Aragorn shrugs*
Head ork at gate pops out
Ork: Ok I gotta know who the leader is before I let you pass.
Gandalf and Aragorn: I am!
Aragorn: Now wait a second Gandalf Greyham Just because you sissied out dosn't meen your still leading us, It is MY turn!!!!
Gandalf: NO
Aragorn: Yes
Gandalf: No
*Aragorn picks gandalf up throws him off bridge and runs back*
Aragorn: I am
Ork: Now I don't like you very much, peple who kill there friends aren't my type.
*Ork kills Aragorn*
Ork: OK now whos the leader?
*everyone starts shouting*
Frodo: I will lead the fellowship, though I know not the way!

[VanimaEdhel]

Frodo: I will lead the fellowship, though I know not the way!

*Everyone points*
Everyone in unison: THAT WAY!

Just to go back to what someone else already said and connect it...

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

YO!
thanks for that!
*shoulder angels*
i couldn't put it to words!
lol

*pause*
AH!!! mind blank!

(i'll edit l8r!)

OOOOO i'm so proud of myself!! i'm numero 100
for posting this.... 101 HAS TO BE HILARIOUS.... or don't bother posting!

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j/k

[ December 14, 2002: Message edited by: Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam ]

[VanimaEdhel]

*The Fellowship is up on the hill. Boromir is teaching the Hobbits how to swordfight, etc.*
Legolas: *Jumps onto the rock and starts singing softly* Baby she's nothing 'less she can *throws out his arms and belts out* RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE the big yellow bus it's still DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK And the radio barks only...BEATLES SONGS from A to Z...as she rides in her big yellow bus...with me...
*Everyone stops to look at him, puzzled*
Legolas: Erm...Seven Nations...know them?
*Everyone remains silent*
Legolas: Oh...never mind...*turns to the rock* I'M KING OF THE WORLD! WOOOOOOO!! *turns back* Better?
*Everyone raises one eyebrow in unison*
Legolas: "Titanic"...come on! You guys had to see it!
*Everyone continues to stare*
Legolas: All right, all right, have it your way. *clears his throat and turns again* Crebain from Duneland!
*Everyone gives a satisfied smile before scattering and taking cover except for Legolas who continues to stand there.*
Legolas: *muttering* Don't know Seven Nations...come on...everyone should know them...bah...
*The crows come and carry him off*
Legolas: *still muttering* I can't believe it...you know, I really can't...

*Was listening to Seven Nations when I wrote that*

*The Fellowship arrives at the gates of Moira*
Frodo: What does that say? Does it say "Speak friend and enter"? I think it does...
Gandalf: Bah! They changed it! It's another riddle...it says "Knock knock"
Everyone: Who's there?
*The door changes*
Gandalf: "Interrupting Cow"
Everyone: Interrupting cow wh-
Gandalf: MOOOOOOO! Haha! Got you guys! Nah, you were right Frodo, it says "Speak friend and Enter".

*The Fellowship is watching Gandalf fall*
Gandalf: Fly you fools! *Drops*
Legolas: Hey! Good use of alliteration, dude! Very poetic...hmmm...maybe a song..."I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...I think about it every night and day...spread my wings and fly away...I believe I can soar...I see me running through that open dooooooor...I believe...I can flyyyyy!"
*Everyone stares at him*
Legolas: It'll be a hit someday! I'm telling you!
*Everyone shakes their heads*
LATER
*As Gandalf is being carried by Gwaihir he hears singing*
Gwaihir: I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...I think about it...
Gandalf: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*They fly over Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas*
Legolas: *singing* "I am beautiful no matter what they say...Words can't bring me down...I am beautiful in every single way...Yes, words can't bring me down...So don't you bring me down today..."
*Everyone stares at him*
Legolas: Sorry! Sheesh! *hears Gwaihir* SEE? I TOLD you it'd be big! I told you I told you! *He begins to run and frolic*
Gimli: Can we kill him now?
Aragorn: Let's...
*They begin chasing Legolas and that is really how they covered so much ground: they really didn't care about Merry and Pippin...*

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

good enough.

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Gandalf is falling off the bridge:
I cannot fly you fools.
Sorry if some1 has already done it but I couldn't see coz of the school blocking system [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[Melephelwen]

Hehe... They´re good!!
I hope you can keep making something up! 'Cause unfortunately I'm really bad at these things [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

From the scene at the Prancing Ponies where Frodo puts on the ring and sees the "eye"

Frodo: ::upon seeing the eye:: "No! Noooo!"
Eye: ::coming closer::
Frodo: ::trying to pul ring off, but to no avail::
Eye: ::closer:: : [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] laughter as it whispers:: "CLOSER......clossssser!"
Frodo: ::as ring is right in front of him:: : [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]ulls out cigar and does Grocho Marx impersonation:: "If you come near me any closer, I'll be in back of ya!"

[VanimaEdhel]

Happy first post, Elf! Glad it was a happy, funny one! *laughs*

[Samwise_Gamgee]

All of those are funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[AddictedtoRumil]

*The fellowship walking up Caradras*

*Legolas is limping over and his back is in pain*

Aragorn: "Legolas what do you keep in that backpack of yours exactly?"

Legolas: "Oh here have a look." *Hands the bookbag to Aragorn* "..Ain't it beautiful?"

Aragorn: "What the heck?!! 50 bottles of Herbal Essences shampoo!! Legolas i thought you of all people would pack something useful! you can live without that!!"

Legolas: "I can't live without the organic experience!"

Aragorn: ??

Legolas: *sings* "I've got the urge!"

Aragorn: Yeah whatever.

(that was lame i know but it made me laugh lol!)

[Nianna Telmnar]

*TTT at Helm's Deep*
Aragorn and Legolas stand peering into the darkness awaiting the oncoming army. Lightning flashes to reveal thousands upon thousands of fighting Uruk-hi marching towards them.
Legolas: Your friends are with you Aragorn.
*looks around*
Legolas: Aragorn?
*nearby elf soldier taps Legolas on shoulder and points to Aragorn trying to sneak out the secret door*
Legolas: Aragorn! Come back here! *runs and grabs Aragorn about the waist and drags him back!
Aragorn: Noooo! Put me down! We're all gonna die! Let me go!
*Legolas smacks him across the face*
Aragorn: heh,heh, um...right. thanks, i needed that
*Aragorn rejoins Legolas at the front. This time surronded on all sides by glaring soldiers*

weak, i know, but cmon. you know that's what he really wanted to do! *wink* lol everyone.

[Helkahothion]

Here is my tribute:

At the Mirror of Galadriel.

Galadriel:Will you look into the mirror?
Frodo:What will I see?
Galadriel:It's a MIRROR!!!!! You stupid idiot what do you think you will see. Yourself ofcaurse.
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In Mordor at the bridge of Kh?zad-D?m

Gimli:No one tosses a Dwarf.
Boromir:Oh yeah?! Well I do you sawed off runt!!!!
*pick's up Gimli and trows him to the other site*
---------------------------------------------In Mordor at the bridge of Kh?zad-D?m when Gimli jumps and Legolas grabs his beard to save him.

Gimli: Not the beard!!!!!
Legolas:Okay suite youself.
*Legolas let's go of Gimli's beard and Gimli falls into the shadow*
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At the coucel of Elrond.

Elrond:The ring must be destroyed.
Gimli:Then what are we waiting for?
*Grabs an axe and strikes at the rings. Explosion and Gimli falls on the ground.
Elrond:The ring can not be.......
*Sudden silence and all look at the rings that lies pulverised on the rock.
Elrond:Well that was a little bit easyer then I expected.
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Oh and people don't say they are not funny because they all are so just don't give those (I know not funny cause I was tired) addings because they are funny!!!!!!!!

[ December 20, 2002: Message edited by: Helkahothion ]
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[Nianna Telmnar]

Alright, then try this one...
*beg. of TTT when Aragorn, Legolas, & Gimli are talking with Eomer and his riders for the first time.*
Eomer:Then there is a Lady in the Golden Wood as the tales say...But if you have her favour then you are also net-weavers and sorcerers maybe.
*cut off as hit by flying tackle of Gimli*

Gimli: You take that back! *they proceed to role around on the ground*

Eomer: *who is not faring well* Hey! someone get this oaf off me! *is ignored by other riders who are to busy laughing to notice*

Gimli: Say she's the prettist! Say it!

Eomer: I will no..OW! Hey, no biting!
*scuffle continues untill Eomer finally gives in*

Eomer: FINE! THE LADY OF THE GOLDEN WOOD IS THE PRETTIEST! NOW GET OFF ME!!
*Gimli promptly stands up and rejoins Legolas and Aragon who are bent over laughing.*

Eomer: *stands up rubbing his shoulder where Gimli bit him. he mutturs somthing like "stupid dwarves" under his breath*

Eomer: *to other riders* None of this ever happened understand?

Riders: *snicker* sure thing boss, *snicker, snicker*


hehe, how'd ya like that one?

[Alphaelin]

How about these, from the FOTR movie?

Long shot of Fellowship marching along the mountains. The music comes up...and they begin singing, "The hills are alive, With the sound or O-orcs..."

Or

The close-up of the Balrog giving that huge roar. There is a moment of silence, then Gandalf politely offers, "Altoid?"

[Garen LiLorian]

Or, from TTT movie,
*Legolas giving the Evenstar to Aragorn, after he comes back.*
Aragorn; "Oh. An Elven love-jewel. Uh... Really, Legolas, I'm... touched, but you see, I'm... straight."

*Theoden goes to help out at the gate."
Theoden; Charge!!! *gets poked in the shoulder* Run away!!! Run away!!!

[Helkahothion]

Galadriel and Frodo stand by the mirror.
Galadriel: You are a ringbearer Frodo, To bear a ring of power is to be alone.
Frodo:Yeah right, just look at you:you are married, you have children, grandchildren and you wear a ring of power. So don't tell me that I have to be alone you hypocrite!!!
*Frodo starts sobbing and run's a way*
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At the councel of Elrond.
Legolas:He is Aragorn son of Arathorn and he...
Boromir:Aragorn Shmaragorn, who give's a sh*t?
Aragorn grab's his sword, and slashes Boromir's head of. He calmy park's his butt in his chair and say's:I never liked that guy anyway.
Everyone:Yeah your right he was a anoying little man.

[ December 23, 2002: Message edited by: Helkahothion ]
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[VanimaEdhel]

WARNING: The Two Towers spoilers in the following post. If you haven't seen it, skip it!

I just had this mental image of Brego accidentally stepping on Aragorn in The Two Towers...

Aaaand:
*Aragorn is riding along, still weak on Brego (remember?) and he sees the Uruk-Hai coming.*
Aragorn: *facepalms* Oi vey!

That's actually kind of what I did there, but...I pictured him doing it.

None of those are funny, but oh well...lol

Hey new to the Barrow-Downs... I've been lurking for a couple of months and this seems like good a thread to come out of the shadows on soooo......

A little Simarillion hummor...

~The First music~
Iluvatar: *drums his fingers on the arms of his seats as Melkor rocks out with five shades*

Melkor: *realizes he's being watched and nudges the singing shade next to him* Ummmm... guys? Why don't we do this again in about ten ages?

Shade of Mick Jagger: Sure thing man.

............ and that's it for now.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

k, i apologize if i took anybodys statement.
In the Prancing Pony:
Sam: that fellows done nohting but stare at you since we've arrived.
Frodo looks towards Strider, Strider winks and makes a kiss with his mouth
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This one will suk, i think
at the walls of Moria
Gandalf: i used to know every spell in every tongue of middle-earth (not sure about the wording)
Pippin walks up to the walls
Pippin: Bibbity Bobbity Boo!!
The doors open
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they left the prancing pony
Sam: But where is he taking us?
Strider: To Never-Never Land, Master Gamgee.
Strider flies away into the sunset
okay that was pretty stupid
PIPPIN RULES

[Melephelwen]

Weee! I made my own! I made my own! Didn't think I could - and it's probably really bad, but here you go: [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

BRIDGE OF KHAZAD-DÛM

Gandalf: Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!
Balrog: Psst! It's the wrong line!
Gandalf: Huh?
Balrog: You're about to tell me I can't pass, and then I fall down and pull you with me.
Gandalf: Sleep Caradhras, be still, lie still -
Frodo: (interrupting) Gandaaaaalf! (In the sort of "Honestly!"-way)
Aragorn: You're supposed to say something about fire and Anor and Udûn and stuff like that. Tell him not to pass you, you know.
Gandalf: Oh, you mean the usual crap about the fires of Mount Doom, I say in every second scene?
Balrog: (May Eru save us!) Now just tell them to run away!
Gandalf: Er... run away?
Balrog grabs Gandalf and jumps into the chasm.
Fellowship runs off.

[Helkahothion]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

That sh*t's funneh!!!!!!!!

Greetings,

ANuion
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