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VanimaEdhel · 02-20-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Deliver the plains to the Trolls and there will be peace.*
- Malbeth the Seer -

Malbeth is getting wimpy in her old age...what happened to standing up and fighting for what is right and true. Hmmm...too bad we got rid of that axe, Squatter...would be useful against the Trolls...Malbeth also doesn't seem to realize that I live on a mountain, not a plain...*strokes her chin* Hmmm...could she be losing her touch? No: it will never happen... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Oh: I looked up May, as many of my friends' birthdays are then:

Quote:

Who travels widely needs his greatness about him,
The stupid should stay offline.
- Malbeth the Seer -

That probably means I shouldn't be online...well, I'll be going now, then!

[ February 20, 2003: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-21-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Hearken, Fool! There is no wisdom in the catching of donkeys. If you
persist in following this path, you are likely to have your cheeks ripped
asunder and your braided hair cloven by angry Woses!

Well, there you have it: don't go chasing donkeys or you'll be in trouble.

Purple Elf · 02-22-2003, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Beware when the Ent becomes the friend of the hare. For then Rhovanion will no longer shelter you against the Fallohides that lament you!*
- Malbeth the Seer

I am lamented by the Fallohides?

Lady_Báin · 02-24-2003, 05:26 AM

what are woses? and maybe it's not *donkeys* your chasing but their other name [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] . *nudges squatter with elbow* hmm hmmm [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ February 24, 2003: Message edited by: Lady_Báin ]

Salix · 02-24-2003, 01:35 PM

In Dol Guldur, a greedy Ent duels while he waits for the Day of Doom. Seek him there, even though it be a journey of many days, for he holds the key to thy destiny. You will know him by his straight hair, the blade he carries, and his battle-scarred hair. Who can say what dread secrets he may reveal to you? But if you dare to learn his wisdom, be sure to ride upon an energetic chicken to the butte where he dwells, or he will merely smell you and you will not profit.

Really? Maybe I'll read it when I have time. It's lunchtime right now, and I'm hungry.

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-24-2003, 01:51 PM

" The joking can manage a horse,
the undead a flock,
The Gondorian be a doughty fighter,
To have coarseness is better than to burn on a pyre:
There is nothing the dead can do. "

all i wanted to know was whether it's gonna rain!

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-24-2003, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Follow the way of the Wainrider and you may find peace in the puddle.

Well, that's me off to drive a wagon into a pond.

Estelyn Telcontar · 02-25-2003, 07:59 AM

Quote:

A Variag lurks in the shadows of your future. You must bite it if you can!*

What is it, precious? Is it crunchable? Is it tasty?

Inderjit Sanghera · 02-25-2003, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Merry had been the Beornings, if but meek they had been;
sad had been the women, if but fond they had been:
With oily words I embraced them all,
with the sisters seven I slept,
my will I worked with them all.
What didst thou meanwhile?

Uncanny!This Malbeth guy is uncanilly amazing! It's uncanny how one can make such a uncanilly correct predicition.... I have no idea why I'm using the word 'uncanny' repeatedly but I have a vague idea that it has something to do with sleep deprivation and a mental block. Again, uncanny.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-26-2003, 04:47 PM

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Seek him here, seek him there, seek the Huorn everywhere. Is he in Mount Gundabad or in the dingles? That dem'd elusive Frodo

He is indeed.

dragoneyes · 02-26-2003, 05:22 PM

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If you hit the fountain of a rather hopeless Ent with your knife, you will be fined a few silver pennies. You should embrace a unarmed elk instead. It will be cheaper.

What I want to know is why I would want to hit a fountain in the first place.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 03-02-2003, 07:09 AM

As the fabled Codex Malbethi states: "If thy fountain offend thee, smite it most mightily."

Speaking of fountain abuse, mine for today is

Quote:

Leave your whip at the door when you visit a friend. You don't want to scratch their fountains.

dragoneyes · 03-02-2003, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Try not to abandon the first Half-elf you see. Have patience, and the Half-elf will abandon itself.

That's useful information if ever I heard it!

gralin musicteeth · 03-03-2003, 03:39 PM

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Many knife-armed Maiar are just beyond the prairie. Pile your carpets high to barricade your doors. But first bring your mules in or they'll be eaten.*

But..but my carpets were destroyed by the Half-Elves in the front yard last week!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!?!?!?!

dragoneyes · 03-03-2003, 03:50 PM

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A lost treasure lies behind the desk. Clean your room once in a while!

Not even that's going to get me to clean my room.

Naurwen_of_Lothlorien · 03-05-2003, 11:15 AM

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If you lose your own cheeks while defeating your enemy, who then is victorious? Be creepy like the Trolls and duel in the fields if you would avoid this doom

Okay, I'm just going to the fields to duel and be, more or less, very creepy...

And the cheek thing...does it mean the cheeks of my face or...no I won't go there.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 03-05-2003, 05:23 PM

Hearken unto the wisdom of the Seer:

Quote:

Consider the Troll who neither jumps nor does he jump. In the same way, you might expect the oliphaunt to jump.

Words to live by, to be sure.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 03-07-2003, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Past ridge and through canyons, Nazgûl approach your town to kill your neighbor's donkey. Warn them and loan them your dagger.

The insubstantial cads! Action must be taken to prevent their blandishments!

Airehiriel · 03-07-2003, 09:39 AM

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Give a Troll just one motherless doe, and he'll fear them all.*

That's right, fear the motherless doe!
I never knew.

Salix · 03-07-2003, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Follow the way of the Easterling and you may find peace in the ocean.*

That might be nice.

Airehiriel · 03-10-2003, 11:23 AM

Let see what words of wisdom there are for December birthdays today:

Quote:

Orlando Bloom may be nice, but you can only count on the love of the embracing Elf. He may not be easygoing, but you have to admire his lovelyfearlessness in liking you.

Hmmm, what the heck does THAT mean?! And what exactly is "lovelyfearlessness"?

[ March 10, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

dragoneyes · 03-10-2003, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Who travels widely needs his strength about him,
The stupid should stay offline.

I've had one extremely similar to this before, is he trying to say something by any chance?

Galadrie1 · 03-10-2003, 05:58 PM

I was checking out random months (because October's is always boring [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) and got this one.

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Today's Prophecy for May-born
3/10/2003

When the Orc weeps like the turtles, then your choice is at hand.*

I didn't know turtles wept....

[ March 10, 2003: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

Airehiriel · 03-11-2003, 11:11 AM

You see how wise Malbeeth is, Galadrie1? You learn new things almost every day!

Estelyn Telcontar · 03-12-2003, 05:22 AM

Quote:

While Dúnedain have been known to bite, so might a Uruk-hai on a certain day.*

Hmmmmm........, now if I related that to characters on a certain RPG, that might be an interesting warning. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Salix · 03-29-2003, 12:33 PM

Reviving old threads.

Quote:

You will find true love with a suspicious Stoor even through fire and tumult that destroys the ravines, your love will endure. Seek for your beloved in Gondor!

I'm sure I will. Um, why are Stoors in Gondor?

VanimaEdhel · 03-29-2003, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Help comes from Erebor when donkeys endure the raging storm.*
- Malbeth the Seer -

Not the Dwarves...I'd never get along with Dwarves. I'd rather die with donkeys in a raging storm...

If you're born next month, you have for today (as April comes in only a few days):

Quote:

An unblemished Orc walks the corridors of your dreams. To purge the Orc from your thoughts, seek the comfort of the Misty Mountains.
- Malbeth the Seer -

I still think that pointy objects would get the job done just as well...

peonydeepdelver · 05-31-2003, 11:24 AM

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Do not roast the Trolls until the field mouse fights.

Oops, too late. *runs off to take trolls off of grill* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-31-2003, 12:42 PM

Quote:

To love a Hobbit whose ways are false
Is like fighting over slippery ice
With unshod horses out of control,
Badly cleaned two-year-olds,
Or drifting rudderless on a rough ditch,
Or catching a wolf with a crippled stomach
On a thawing hillside: think not to do it.
- Malbeth the Seer

So, the meaning there is that I shouldn't fall in love with a Hobbit? Hmm... not that I was planning to anyway [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

VanimaEdhel · 05-31-2003, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Believe in dreams! Yours will reveal chickens and Ghosts battling for supremacy in Gondor.
- Malbeth the Seer -

Erm...is any commentary really necessary for this? You know, I thought I liked having a June birthday, but now I'm just not so sure. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Galadriel9 · 06-01-2003, 08:06 AM

Quote:

The young Ranger is a fine match for love - unless you're not a Ranger.*

hmmm...the first part sounds good....I'm gonna have to become a Ranger now though, darn!

the guy who be short · 06-01-2003, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Give some Eorlings several crows in the morning. They will know what you mean

Um... arent the Eorlings the Rohirrim? And arent they all dead now? Oh well, its evening, I have failed anyway!

Estelyn Telcontar · 07-23-2003, 02:52 PM

Once again, Malbeth gives ...interesting advice:

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A difficult choice lies before you! Do not be seduced by the words of an immaculate Númenorean, though they may seem good. Hearken instead to the secret whispers of the camel, and your path will be revealed!*

Now, if I only knew where to find a talking camel!

Finwe · 07-23-2003, 06:00 PM

Oh dear, this quote that I got can be so horribly misconstrued.

Quote:

The forces of Gondolin have been possessing helpless Halflings for the last fortnight. Perhaps you are next on their list.

Estelyn Telcontar · 08-20-2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

From a large dog expect speed, from a shield, cover,
Keenness from a fist,
but a kiss from a Wizard.

Now, where do I find that wizard?? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Sleepy Ranger · 08-20-2003, 12:35 PM

This is me in Feb

Quote:

Does the rooster flee from the boars? Why should you flee the Giants?*
- Malbeth the Seer -

Wow that made sense [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Naurwen_of_Lothlorien · 08-20-2003, 01:19 PM

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You need to see new faces. Why not travel to the Lonely Mountain where the Maiar duel and the horses torture you amidst the stifling silence

..... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Errr...I think...I'll give that one a miss....

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Yours always,

~Naurwen

Evisse the Blue · 08-20-2003, 05:16 PM

Bad news for those born in February! Our true nature has been discovered and we need to evacuate the premises!

Quote:

Though destroying Giants may be popular in Dol Amroth, but its not acceptable here.

How dare you insult me like this? I am big-boned, that's what I am! :: [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] HP fans ::

[ August 20, 2003: Message edited by: Evisse the Blue ]

***Mister Underhill*** · 08-20-2003, 05:19 PM

Alas, the Art of interpreting Malbeth's sometimes vague or puzzling scryings has few skilled practitioners these days.

Sleepy Ranger · 08-21-2003, 04:41 AM

Heres for good ol' February [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Quote:

Look for Easterlings in the barrows. They are searching for a great dagger which was lost long ago.
- Malbeth the Seer -

All I have to do is find some Easterlings looking for a dagger? Hey any Easterlings out there who are looking for a long lost dagger?

02-24-2003, 05:26 AM	#84
Lady_Báin Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Peterborough, England Posts: 250	what are woses? and maybe it's not donkeys your chasing but their other name [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] . nudges squatter with elbow hmm hmmm [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ February 24, 2003: Message edited by: Lady_Báin ] __________________ pæling.

02-24-2003, 01:35 PM	#85
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	In Dol Guldur, a greedy Ent duels while he waits for the Day of Doom. Seek him there, even though it be a journey of many days, for he holds the key to thy destiny. You will know him by his straight hair, the blade he carries, and his battle-scarred hair. Who can say what dread secrets he may reveal to you? But if you dare to learn his wisdom, be sure to ride upon an energetic chicken to the butte where he dwells, or he will merely smell you and you will not profit. Really? Maybe I'll read it when I have time. It's lunchtime right now, and I'm hungry. __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

02-24-2003, 01:51 PM	#86
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	" The joking can manage a horse, the undead a flock, The Gondorian be a doughty fighter, To have coarseness is better than to burn on a pyre: There is nothing the dead can do. " all i wanted to know was whether it's gonna rain! __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

03-11-2003, 11:11 AM	#104
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	You see how wise Malbeeth is, Galadrie1? You learn new things almost every day! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

08-20-2003, 05:19 PM	#119
*Mister Underhill* Dread Horseman Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Behind you! Posts: 2,743	Alas, the Art of interpreting Malbeth's sometimes vague or puzzling scryings has few skilled practitioners these days.