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10-03-2005, 12:10 PM | #81 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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I wish Gandalf was a Giant-sized Snow Cone. |
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10-03-2005, 12:27 PM | #82 | |
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I wish Mumakil could tight-rope walk.
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10-03-2005, 12:50 PM | #83 | |
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I wish that Doriath was a theme park
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 10-03-2005 at 01:04 PM. |
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10-03-2005, 01:17 PM | #84 | |
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I wish Sauron was ailurophobic (terrified of cats).
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10-03-2005, 01:35 PM | #85 | |
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Sauron fears cats. So much, in fact, that he begins to hate them, and all things that look like them. That, he decided, includes Hobbits, and so has them all killed before the Ring is even made. Oh dear. I wish that there were more rings of power.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-03-2005, 01:59 PM | #86 | |
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There are more Rings of power. So many in fact that Sauron can't keep track of them all and loses a whole bunch. A gang of Skewrls finds some and they take over Middle-Earth! The End. I wish that the entire Fellowship were girls.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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10-03-2005, 02:01 PM | #87 | |
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I wish Bill the Pony had laser vision
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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10-03-2005, 02:08 PM | #88 | |
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I wish Helm's Deep was a giant burger bar.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-03-2005, 03:13 PM | #89 | |
Laconic Loreman
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I wish Gandalf would stop uncloaking
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10-03-2005, 03:22 PM | #90 |
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Your wish is granted. With great difficulty, Gandalf quit his nassty habbit. Unfourtunately, there was nothing exciting happening so everyone was bored to death.
I wish that Radagast had been more involved.
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10-03-2005, 04:06 PM | #91 | ||
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A twist this time!
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I wish Sauron was really a hobbit.
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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10-03-2005, 05:57 PM | #92 | |
Laconic Loreman
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I wish Gothmog was normal like every other orc.
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10-03-2005, 06:14 PM | #93 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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I wish Gondor and Harad/Umbar would be the best of friends. |
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10-03-2005, 06:17 PM | #94 | |
Laconic Loreman
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I wish Gimli was a woman-dwarf
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10-03-2005, 06:37 PM | #95 | |
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I wish the Nazgul were pink and sparkley. |
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10-03-2005, 07:45 PM | #96 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I wish PJ hadn't put those messed up hyena things in the movies.
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10-03-2005, 07:52 PM | #97 | |
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I wish Saruman had blue hair and was a hippy
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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10-03-2005, 08:15 PM | #98 | |
Wight
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I wish there were more Gollum/Smeagol conversations in the movies. |
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10-03-2005, 08:29 PM | #99 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Your wish is granted
Gollum/smeagol have more conversations in the movie. As a result a large society of Schitzofrenics gets mad and sues PJ and Newline for making fun of them, and a s a result all gollum/smeagol conversations had to be cut.\\ I wish that Fatty had gone on the quest with the rest of the conspirators |
10-03-2005, 11:32 PM | #100 | |
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I wish The Anduin was a river of chocolate.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-03-2005, 11:51 PM | #101 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I wish Numenoreans weren't so damn proud.
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10-04-2005, 01:18 AM | #102 | |
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I wish that The Silmarilion included something about the End of Days,
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-04-2005, 05:37 AM | #103 | |
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I wish Denethor would shave his back hair.
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10-04-2005, 08:37 AM | #104 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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I wish the Ring had a cape. |
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10-04-2005, 09:34 AM | #105 | |
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I wish the Palantir were more widely available.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-04-2005, 09:41 AM | #106 | |
Scion of The Faithful
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I wish Morgoth was a firefly.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-04-2005, 04:08 PM | #107 | |
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I wish that the Valar who were not part of the Aratar would have been more invovled in the Silmarillion.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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10-04-2005, 04:16 PM | #108 | |
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I wish that the good guys were the bad guys and the bad guys were the good guys. (for example Gandalf=bad, Sauron=good)
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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10-04-2005, 04:48 PM | #109 | |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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your wish is granted. this causes a great war becaue the evil elves tried to invade the generous Haradrim and steal their Tea-sipping Mumakil I wish that Gandalf was actually a Ninja-Wizard
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10-04-2005, 06:10 PM | #110 | |
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I wish Legolas wasn't always so obvious...
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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10-04-2005, 06:17 PM | #111 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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your wish is granted,
unfortunately the reason Legolas was so obvious in the fis=rst place is that the rest of Middle earth was just so slow. So nobody realizes that marching on the black gate is a diversion. I wish that Pippen would have gone with Frodo instead of Sam at Rauros |
10-04-2005, 06:26 PM | #112 | |
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I wish Saruman was CEO of Starbucks.
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10-04-2005, 06:32 PM | #113 | |
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I wish Gandalf were the head of the White Council.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
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10-04-2005, 07:11 PM | #114 | |
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I wish that all of the members in the Barrow-Downs put on a play, for the entire world, of LOTR.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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10-04-2005, 08:46 PM | #115 | |
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I wish that Dol Amroth was the capital of Gondor.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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10-05-2005, 01:18 AM | #116 | |
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I wish that the Downs had its own mini serise.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-05-2005, 01:42 AM | #117 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Granted. It gets cancelled before the first commercial.
I wish Sauron didn't ruin whatever image he had whenever he lost a fight. |
10-05-2005, 10:38 AM | #118 | |
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I wish that Minas Morgul was not made into an evil place.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-05-2005, 12:42 PM | #119 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Granted. It is so goody-two shoes that no one can stand the place.(When I meant Sauron losing his image, I meant his reputation. You can't really think highly of a warlord when he loses to a dog and surrenders to an unarmed women.)
I wish Gandalf would have told everyone at the Council of Elrond that the Eagles wouldn't fly Frodo to Mount Doom. |
10-05-2005, 03:25 PM | #120 | |
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I wish the Anduin was made of Chocolate!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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