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Eönwë · 04-12-2011, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Rabbits in Middle Earth? –Elves I can believe, but RABBITS! Everyone knows they're just a myth!

The first thing I thought when I saw this was "No, just Legolas's hare."

Galadriel55 · 06-15-2011, 08:30 AM

The Future of the Downs - Malbeth predicts the results of 2012

or

The Future of the Downs - to grow more grass

Galadriel55 · 06-15-2011, 01:56 PM

How To Master Golf Swing Basics (1) - Mr. Bullroarer giving some tips

How To Master Golf Swing Basics (2) - What, again?

Improve Golf Driving Distance (2) - golfimballs work the best!

Galadriel55 · 06-15-2011, 04:17 PM

Copy-Cat Quotes - yes, what does he quote?

Copy-Cat of Copy-Cat Quotes - what it it with cats? Tolkien never liked them anyways!

Cats of Queen Berutheil - see what I mean? Spelling mistakes and cats are...

The Root of all Evil. - yes, that.

Who is Queen Berúthiel? - ah, we're getting better at spelling, I see.

Hounds or other dogs? - the best solutions for cats. Unfortunately, they don't help with spelling.

The "evil" animals of ME - why, didn't you get it yet?!

What kind of animals - whatever you want, just not cats

EVIL creatures - aren't they, eh? Those villanous cats!

Redefining Good & Evil - normal and catty

Absolutely Evil - now you get it!

Evil Women - catty, if you ask me. *shrugs*

Why is Melkor so utterly evil?? - didn't you know? It's because his dungeons are filled with cats!

Clear line between good and evil - I thought we discussed that. Cats are evil. Anticats are good.

Balrogs: Good or Terrible - but cats are worse

Are Hobbits capable of evil? - those who keep cats are

Uhg- A terrible thought - to keep a cat is indeed a terrible thought.

Scary BD Problem - the cats attacked!

Somewhat scary - no comment

Nerwen · 06-15-2011, 04:46 PM

the phantom will be delighted.

LadyBrooke · 06-15-2011, 04:53 PM

Cats aren't always bad...I live on a farm, with 2 Thoroughbreds, 1 Miniature horse, 6 dogs, and 40 some odd cats, including 5 cats named after the 5 oldest sons of Fëanor, and two named after Pippin and Merry....the cats are quite friendly with two of the dogs.

Galadriel55 · 06-15-2011, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyBrooke

Cats aren't always bad...I live on a farm, with 2 Thoroughbreds, 1 Miniature horse, 6 dogs, and 40 some odd cats, including 5 cats named after the 5 oldest sons of Fëanor, and two named after Pippin and Merry....the cats are quite friendly with two of the dogs.

Cats are ok... as I said, I don't mind them. I have a cat... do I look evil?

Galadriel55 · 06-18-2011, 05:27 AM

PHANTASY FOOTBALL: Arda Cup 2011 - there is a special place for every phan!

Yes, I'm bored, which is why I'm posting random things here.

Inziladun · 06-18-2011, 05:53 PM

Without the Spirit of Fire? -Balrogs would be creatures of phlegm.

Pitchwife · 07-08-2011, 05:56 AM

By special request from LadyBrooke:

Ballrogs haz wings? - Maybe, but they can no haz cheeseburger!

alatar · 07-08-2011, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyBrooke

Cats aren't always bad.

Depends on how well they're cooked...

Thanks all for the regular postings of the irregular.

Galadriel55 · 07-08-2011, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alatar

Thanks all for the regular postings of the irregular.

Or making the regular postings into irregular names?

Tolkien dozen - another name for the HOME books, perhaps?

Inziladun · 07-08-2011, 02:30 PM

Hobbit movie progressing.....like Athlete's Foot in a sauna.

Galadriel55 · 07-08-2011, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Ballrogs haz wings? - Maybe, but they can no haz cheeseburger!

Or,

Ballrogs haz wings? - maybe ballrogs haz wings, but Balrogs don't.

McCaber · 07-09-2011, 05:25 PM

How many... ? - Six.

Inziladun · 07-19-2011, 12:19 PM

How did Gandalf get his staff back? Poor posture.

LadyBrooke · 07-19-2011, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inziladun

How did Gandalf get his staff back? Poor posture.

I thought he got it back from the Edoras Pawn Shop, after Saruman sold it to get some money.....

Galadriel55 · 09-06-2011, 03:34 PM

Anyone seen Red Book of Westmarch? - yeah, it was just lying right there on the table...

Mithalwen · 09-08-2011, 03:21 AM

Are you ever confused? - Am I ever not

How far could you go? Mordor? In these shoes? I don't think so...

alatar · 09-09-2011, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inziladun

How did Gandalf get his staff back?

Poor wound treatment.

Inziladun · 09-09-2011, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inziladun

How did Gandalf get his staff back?

Poor wound treatment.

That's what he gets for going to see Dr. Witch-king of Lumbar.

The Might · 09-21-2011, 01:47 AM

How hard and long was it, Aragorn? - no comment.

Boromir88 · 09-21-2011, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Might

How hard and long was it, Aragorn? - no comment.

Obviously it's a thread about the horn of Gondor.

Going back to many of my early thread title gems...

Marriage! Ruunnnn Awaaaayyy!

Anyone happen to see Jeopardy Tuesday night? Why is that any of your business?

He would make a good... Chaotician.

Did anyone know? No, because no one cared.

A friendly conversation, is a lot more pleasant than an unfriendly argument

Look at the Bo-ones. Creep.

I smell cheeze. That's just you you're smelling.

More! More! More! I don't want any more!

Try the Barrowdowns you'll like it. Uhh, are you sure that's edible?

Galadriel55 · 09-21-2011, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

I smell cheeze.

Didn't I tell you to put it in the fridge a month ago?!

Galadriel55 · 09-29-2011, 06:35 PM

can dead orcs move? - ummm... go ask narfforc.

How far could you go? - ...until you hit the wall?

Money, Money, Money (& New Line) - click ENTER and repeat?

Inziladun · 10-12-2011, 08:44 PM

How was Gondor founded?

Gandalf and Pippin hung a right by Amon Dîn and "found" it.

Nerwen · 10-14-2011, 05:37 AM

Three riders? "...were approaching, and the wind began to howl..." *guitar solo*

Inziladun · 10-14-2011, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Three riders? "...were approaching, and the wind began to howl..." *guitar solo*

I'm now convinced those three were actually these characters.

Galadriel55 · 10-23-2011, 02:44 PM

Why the Lord of the Rings? - because the Lady of the Rings is away at the moment.

Inziladun · 10-23-2011, 03:13 PM

How to design a successful Tauriel:

You'll need a fuel-efficient engine of adequate power, contemporary styling, safety features that are competitive with similar models....*ahem*....never mind, that's how to design a Taurus.

Galadriel55 · 11-08-2011, 08:36 PM

why did the dark lord make the one ring? - he wanted to engage with the Dark Lady

Inziladun · 11-10-2011, 10:24 PM

Are elves bored in Valinor?

Only when Pelori Shore is on.

Galadriel55 · 11-14-2011, 09:18 PM

Who/What is Gothmog? Gothmog.

Lommy's army on the move SOS SOS SOS *red light alert*

The Barrow-Downs Patriotic Stuff Thread! - have we been upgraded to "country"?

What did the movies do for you? They washed the windows and did the dishes the other day...

Photoshopped Middle-earth aka the Downer.

How I am like Pippin How are you not, you fool of a Took?

No, I'm the biggest.... liar?

Why so little? Someone's being stingy...

Gold, silver, and jools Very nais, now plis lern sum spelling.

Doctor Who Saves Lord of the Rings! Who?

Galadriel55 · 11-25-2011, 08:57 PM

Sppokiest part in the book. Yes, I'm verry sppoked.

Nerwen · 03-20-2012, 05:54 AM

Why does Pippin cry? –Because he's a sook, obviously.

Galadriel55 · 04-04-2012, 08:22 PM

PJ's Most Disagreable Mistakes (reasons why he is no longer aloud doing The Hobbit) - right, of course. Now he's doing it silently, in his head, you know. Nice and quiet. Someone must have beaten him for talking too loud while working on it, evidently.

Peter Jackson: Why I Quit "The Hobbit". - ah, so maybe keeping quiet wasn't good enough.

I wish.

Inziladun · 04-04-2012, 08:42 PM

They Shall Not Pass!

Oh, they will. It may be painful though.

A Hobbit of Oats

And he's been on TV!

Inziladun · 05-25-2012, 01:27 PM

What did Legolas say before the battle of Helm's deep

"I hope Saruman at least waits til my nails are dry."

Mithalwen · 05-27-2012, 01:15 PM

How would one acquire an orc army? They used to say that Harrods stocked everything but these days I suppose you would try Amazon.

Galadriel55 · 05-30-2012, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

How would one acquire an orc army? They used to say that Harrods stocked everything but these days I suppose you would try Amazon.

And if not, ebay is bound to work.

The Lesser Rings...make lesser Lords.

06-15-2011, 08:30 AM	#82
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	The Future of the Downs - Malbeth predicts the results of 2012 or The Future of the Downs - to grow more grass __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-15-2011, 01:56 PM	#83
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	How To Master Golf Swing Basics (1) - Mr. Bullroarer giving some tips How To Master Golf Swing Basics (2) - What, again? Improve Golf Driving Distance (2) - golfimballs work the best! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-15-2011, 04:17 PM	#84
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	Warning/disclaimer: I really have nothing against cats. Really. Copy-Cat Quotes - yes, what does he quote? Copy-Cat of Copy-Cat Quotes - what it it with cats? Tolkien never liked them anyways! Cats of Queen Berutheil - see what I mean? Spelling mistakes and cats are... The Root of all Evil. - yes, that. Who is Queen Berúthiel? - ah, we're getting better at spelling, I see. Hounds or other dogs? - the best solutions for cats. Unfortunately, they don't help with spelling. The "evil" animals of ME - why, didn't you get it yet?! What kind of animals - whatever you want, just not cats EVIL creatures - aren't they, eh? Those villanous cats! Redefining Good & Evil - normal and catty Absolutely Evil - now you get it! Evil Women - catty, if you ask me. shrugs Why is Melkor so utterly evil?? - didn't you know? It's because his dungeons are filled with cats! Clear line between good and evil - I thought we discussed that. Cats are evil. Anticats are good. Balrogs: Good or Terrible - but cats are worse Are Hobbits capable of evil? - those who keep cats are Uhg- A terrible thought - to keep a cat is indeed a terrible thought. Scary BD Problem - the cats attacked! Somewhat scary - no comment __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-15-2011, 04:46 PM	#85
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	the phantom will be delighted. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

06-15-2011, 04:53 PM	#86
LadyBrooke Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =) Posts: 507	Cats aren't always bad...I live on a farm, with 2 Thoroughbreds, 1 Miniature horse, 6 dogs, and 40 some odd cats, including 5 cats named after the 5 oldest sons of Fëanor, and two named after Pippin and Merry....the cats are quite friendly with two of the dogs. __________________ Busy, Busy, Busy...hoping for more free time soon.

06-18-2011, 05:27 AM	#88
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	PHANTASY FOOTBALL: Arda Cup 2011 - there is a special place for every phan! Yes, I'm bored, which is why I'm posting random things here. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-18-2011, 05:53 PM	#89
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Without the Spirit of Fire? -Balrogs would be creatures of phlegm. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God. Last edited by Inziladun; 06-18-2011 at 05:59 PM.

07-08-2011, 05:56 AM	#90
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	By special request from LadyBrooke: Ballrogs haz wings? - Maybe, but they can no haz cheeseburger! __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

07-08-2011, 02:30 PM	#93
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Hobbit movie progressing.....like Athlete's Foot in a sauna. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

07-09-2011, 05:25 PM	#95
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	How many... ? - Six. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

07-19-2011, 12:19 PM	#96
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	How did Gandalf get his staff back? Poor posture. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-06-2011, 03:34 PM	#98
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	Anyone seen Red Book of Westmarch? - yeah, it was just lying right there on the table... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

09-08-2011, 03:21 AM	#99
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,455	Are you ever confused? - Am I ever not How far could you go? Mordor? In these shoes? I don't think so... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 09-08-2011 at 03:37 AM.

09-21-2011, 01:47 AM	#102
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	How hard and long was it, Aragorn? - no comment. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

09-29-2011, 06:35 PM	#105
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	*can dead orcs move?* - ummm... go ask narfforc. *How far could you go?* - ...until you hit the wall? *Money, Money, Money (& New Line)* - click ENTER and repeat? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 09-30-2011 at 08:15 PM. Reason: added the 2 last ones

10-12-2011, 08:44 PM	#106
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	How was Gondor founded? Gandalf and Pippin hung a right by Amon Dîn and "found" it. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-14-2011, 05:37 AM	#107
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Three riders? "...were approaching, and the wind began to howl..." guitar solo __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

10-23-2011, 02:44 PM	#109
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	Why the Lord of the Rings? - because the Lady of the Rings is away at the moment. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-23-2011, 03:13 PM	#110
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	How to design a successful Tauriel: You'll need a fuel-efficient engine of adequate power, contemporary styling, safety features that are competitive with similar models....ahem....never mind, that's how to design a Taurus. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

11-08-2011, 08:36 PM	#111
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	why did the dark lord make the one ring? - he wanted to engage with the Dark Lady __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-10-2011, 10:24 PM	#112
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	Are elves bored in Valinor? Only when Pelori Shore is on. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

11-14-2011, 09:18 PM	#113
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	Who/What is Gothmog? Gothmog. Lommy's army on the move SOS SOS SOS red light alert The Barrow-Downs Patriotic Stuff Thread! - have we been upgraded to "country"? What did the movies do for you? They washed the windows and did the dishes the other day... Photoshopped Middle-earth aka the Downer. How I am like Pippin How are you not, you fool of a Took? No, I'm the biggest.... liar? Why so little? Someone's being stingy... Gold, silver, and jools Very nais, now plis lern sum spelling. Doctor Who Saves Lord of the Rings! Who? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-25-2011, 08:57 PM	#114
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	Sppokiest part in the book. Yes, I'm verry sppoked. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-20-2012, 05:54 AM	#115
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Why does Pippin cry? –Because he's a sook, obviously. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

04-04-2012, 08:22 PM	#116
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,377	PJ's Most Disagreable Mistakes (reasons why he is no longer aloud doing The Hobbit) - right, of course. Now he's doing it silently, in his head, you know. Nice and quiet. Someone must have beaten him for talking too loud while working on it, evidently. Peter Jackson: Why I Quit "The Hobbit". - ah, so maybe keeping quiet wasn't good enough. I wish. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-04-2012, 08:42 PM	#117
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	They Shall Not Pass! Oh, they will. It may be painful though. A Hobbit of Oats And he's been on TV! __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

05-25-2012, 01:27 PM	#118
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,037	What did Legolas say before the battle of Helm's deep "I hope Saruman at least waits til my nails are dry." __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

05-27-2012, 01:15 PM	#119
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,455	How would one acquire an orc army? They used to say that Harrods stocked everything but these days I suppose you would try Amazon. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace