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09-04-2002, 01:10 PM | #81 |
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(people walk in, dressed in long, dark, heavy robes carrying all sorts of weapons and toture devices.)
Eomer: Who are they? Grima: Them? Oh um....um...they're just my study..friends... Eomer: Oh, well hello there friends! Doesn't my beard look extra fuzzy today!
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09-04-2002, 08:16 PM | #82 |
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Éomer: *gasp* Did you hear that?
Wormtongue: What? Éomer: I thought I heard something. Wormtongue: Oh, I'm sure it was nothing. Éomer: *whimper* Yes, yes, I know, it wasn't funny, but doesn't it look like Éomer is saying that? Doesn't it?! *silence* Ooookay, I guess that's a no. . .
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09-04-2002, 10:04 PM | #83 |
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Eomer: I need to know, once and for all, do I, or do I not, have something in my hair??
Wormtongue: Oooohh....... --Belin Ibaimendi
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09-05-2002, 10:18 AM | #84 |
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Wormtongue: Look over there! It's a giant puple, man eating, tapdancing, thingamabober!
Eomer: Where? There?! Where is it! I don't see it! Hopefully I didn't scare it with my threatening stare! (Wormtongue zips up his fly) Wormtongue: Oh, it must of...um..flew away... *chews on hair nervously*
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09-05-2002, 04:43 PM | #85 |
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Wormtongue: Lookit me! I'm floating! Look mom, no hands!
--Elven (should be Hobbit) Mistress-- Sowwy that was so lame, couldn't think of anything else...
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09-06-2002, 08:35 PM | #86 |
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Note that I have no idea how to do the E acute (the e with the accent mark thingy above it). And this is another lame excuse for a caption by yours truly.
Wormtongue: C'mon, Eomer! I don't wanna be late for the Rocky Horror Picture Show! Eomer: Just a minute, I need to strecth my neck for a second... *crunch* Ah, that's better!
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09-07-2002, 02:25 PM | #87 |
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LOL Robin!!! That was hilarious!!
It says how to make all the little accent things in the BD Forum FAQ.
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09-12-2002, 06:53 PM | #88 |
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Thanks! Èomer! Èowyn! Khazad-dûm! Lol!
BTW, Galrie1, is that an anime-style Galadriel in your avatar? Cuz I've been working on anime versions of LOTR characters... (I'm an anime fanatic) Hey, this topic is slowing down. Mind if I put up another pic?
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09-12-2002, 07:36 PM | #89 |
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Ooh, this one's challenging! Uhhhhh. . .
Gondorian: You guys stole a loaf of bread from us! You shall pay! As punishment, we are going to throw you into a pit of. . . Frodo: No, not. . . Gondorian: Rabid fangirls. Frodo and Sam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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09-12-2002, 07:37 PM | #90 |
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Wormtongue: You have crooked eyes.
Eomer: Well you've got hair up your nose! (sorry, I didn't know what to put so I just stated the obvious [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img])
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09-12-2002, 09:11 PM | #91 |
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Fangirls! That's great, Nev [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Faramir: Augh, hobbits stink! Would you guys clean those two up? Frodo: Noooooo! I don't wanna take a bath! You aren't the boss of me! Sam: Now calm down, Mr. Frodo... Random soldier: I hate my job.
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09-12-2002, 10:11 PM | #92 |
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Frodo: What the heck is Andy Serkis doing over there?
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09-12-2002, 10:57 PM | #93 |
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Austin: "Hey, they've posted tomorrow's shooting schedule."
Wood: "Aw, drat. Blue-screen again all day." ------------------- Wood: "Hey, they've posted today's lunch menu." Austin: "Aw, drat. Shepherds' Pie AGAIN."
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09-15-2002, 12:05 PM | #94 |
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Sam: I swear we didn't do it!
Frodo: Yeah, Mrs. Sam's Mommy! Don't send us away! We didn't really steal the cookies! ~okay, it wasn't funny, but i felt that i had to submit somethin <grin>~
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09-15-2002, 01:05 PM | #95 |
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Nev, Tigerlily, those were hilarious! Too bad I can't come up with any myself. Let me think of it alittle longer.
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09-16-2002, 03:27 PM | #96 |
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geez, gimli just can't take a good picture, he always cuts peoples heads off...tsk tsk.
i name that, WORST CAPTION EVER!!!
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09-17-2002, 02:41 PM | #97 |
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Sam: Ah, damn! I didn't realize this area was under martial law! I knew we should've taken that left turn at Alberquerque...
BTW I love that rabid fangirl one! ROFL! [ September 17, 2002: Message edited by: Robin Headstrong ]
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09-17-2002, 04:14 PM | #98 | |
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09-17-2002, 04:34 PM | #99 |
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Sam: Everything will be all right, Mr. Frodo, as long as they don't take my cooking pans...
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09-20-2002, 09:09 PM | #100 |
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Lol, how's about this little beauty?
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09-20-2002, 09:12 PM | #101 |
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legolas: what are they?
gandalf: fangirls, they have been following us for 3 days now. (i wonder why all of mine suck)
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09-20-2002, 09:14 PM | #102 |
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Gandalf: *sigh* I told that Fool of a Took to stay away from the edge.. but did he listen? Nooo...
Legolas: Wait! I can see him! What the--?! How'd he manage to survive that fall? Look! He's waving at us! Pippin: (from really far down) Hey, guys! It's great down here! I landed on something soft and squishy... It kinda looks like a-- aah! Legolas: Oh no.. he landed on an orc that apperantly doesn't like being landed on... Oh well, I never liked that hobbit much, anyway. (Umm.. right.. that was terrible. A thousand apologies. NN10, your's is hilarious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]) [ September 20, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]
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09-20-2002, 09:19 PM | #103 |
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I also had a Fool of a Took caption in mind (reference to "Why don't you throw yourself in next time?") which is pretty bad:
Gandalf: "Fool of a Took! Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?"
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09-20-2002, 09:21 PM | #104 |
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thanks [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-21-2002, 07:54 AM | #105 |
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Legolas: I tried, but that beard ripped right out of my hands. . .
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09-21-2002, 11:54 AM | #106 |
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Legolas: Hey Gandalf, 10 to 1 you cant hit that orc way down there with your gum...
Gandalf: Oh yeah, elf boy?? Watch this (chhchchchchchchuck) *ptooo*
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09-21-2002, 11:56 AM | #107 |
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G: He didnt fall?? Inconcievable!!
L: You keep using that word. I donna think it means what you think it means...
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09-21-2002, 01:28 PM | #108 |
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Legolas: What? It looks like Pippin survived the fall!! And what's that?!?!
Gandalf: It..it looks likes thousands of Playboy Bunnies!!! An...And they're swarming him, and taking him to a hot tub and giving him pints and........OLD TOBY!?!?!? Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................
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09-21-2002, 02:37 PM | #109 |
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elengil, that was great! I love the Princess Bride!!! Woohoo!
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09-21-2002, 02:54 PM | #110 |
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LOL! Nev, that was great! You rock baby!
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09-21-2002, 05:27 PM | #111 |
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Awwww, thanks, Rae!
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09-22-2002, 09:56 AM | #113 |
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Legolas: Tha's a big 'ol hole...
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09-22-2002, 11:44 AM | #114 |
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Gandalf: I dare you to jump in.
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09-22-2002, 01:11 PM | #115 |
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Gandalf: Hey mom! What're you doing here?!
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09-22-2002, 02:28 PM | #116 |
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Gandalf: And now, My boy you see why 500pound dragons should never try to cannon ball off a 10,000ft high diving board....It leavs ONE BIG HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!
Legolas: It also ends the cave pool party I planed for so long [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] --Or-- Gandalf I wonder whats down there... Legolas: Well...Theres one way to find out *Hops in the bucket to Gandalfs right and go's on down* *30 minutes later* Legolas: *Shouts from the bottome of the hole* HEY GANDALF! COME ON DOWN! THERES A THOUSAND PLAYBOY BUNNYS DOWN HERE AND A MOUTAIN OF ALE AND A HOT TUB AND A JAKOOZIE AND....WHOW MAMA! ITS PAMALA LEE!!!!!! HEY PAM! WANNA GET KISSED BY AN ELF!? Gandalf: *to self* I guess Elrond wassen't jokeing when he said he knew of a gigantic party in a hole... Sorry for ripping off your line *Waits for Isilya's wrath* [ September 22, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]
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09-23-2002, 02:31 PM | #117 |
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Guess what time it is kids? It's hammer time - no wait, time for another pic. I just found this and knew I had to put this up.
Just another Friday night... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-23-2002, 02:36 PM | #118 |
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Pippin: GIVE ME A HUG!!!!!!!!
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09-23-2002, 02:46 PM | #119 |
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Guy behind Pippin: All in favour say DIE!
*takes out machine gun and starts shooting everyone* ok that was truly awful, but I just wanted to be a part of this thing... LOL everyone who posted before, this is soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
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09-23-2002, 02:48 PM | #120 |
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P.S. only people who have seen the mel gibson episode of the simpsons will understand that.
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