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12-04-2006, 11:14 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Rosie celebrates the release of a new picture!
 Aragorn: Legolas' kleptomania is going to far! Look! He's stealing a bench right now! OR Aragorn: Where has the Starbucks gone? It used to be right there!
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12-04-2006, 11:20 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Aragorn: What do you mean you can't see Gimli? I know he's short but he's standing right there!
Theoden and Legolas: Wuh? 
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12-04-2006, 12:40 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Rohirrim: Hey, he's stealing my bench!
Aragorn: That's not the bench you're looking for. Rohirrim: That's not the bench I'm looking for. Aragorn: Move along. Rohirrim: Move along. Or... As Aragorn begins his dramatic dissertation, Legolas sneaks up behind him and whacks his head with a giant board. Or... Rohirrim: Hey, where do you think you're going with that board?! Aragorn: Board! Do you know nothing of the surfboards of elves? Or... Aragorn: Help me! He won't stop rearranging the furniture!
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12-04-2006, 01:45 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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"That's it, distract the old boy just long enough; and then it's BAM! Table to the back of the head! And I, Legolas, will be the new King of Gondor! Hahahahahaha!!!"
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12-04-2006, 02:36 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Aragorn faces up to the customer services manager at the Meduseld IKEA. "I bought this Kruddeholm TV bench yesterday and it's useless! It won't even hold up the weight of an Elf who is light enough to walk on snow...and custard! How dare you tell me I followed the assembly instructions incorrectly! I want my 55 groats back now!"
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Gordon's alive!
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12-04-2006, 02:44 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Aragorn: Do you see what I have had to put up with ... they have been like this since Parth Galen? I came on this quest to combat Sauron not to referee the culmination of aeons of Elf-Dwarf Rivalry...... Gimli that's five minutes on the naughty bench ...and Legolas ...put the naughty bench DOWN!
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12-04-2006, 03:24 PM
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Beloved Shadow
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Stadium
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Aragorn: That bench is our last, Theoden. We have nothing left now to sit upon! We must surrender!
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12-04-2006, 03:48 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Aragorn: Just let him use the table as a surfboard, please. I can't stand to see him cry again.
Theoden: No, I will not let him use my table as a surfboard. Legolas: *cries* Aragorn: Ugh, this is as bad as the time I took him to Laketown.
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12-04-2006, 04:01 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Aragorn: Legolas, put that bench over there with the rest of the pile. The barricade must be stronger!
Legolas: Right! Theoden: What's going on? Are the orcs amassing for their final assault? Aragorn: No, it is much worse. Angry customers are threatening to break into Helm's DeepMart to get at their precious PS3's. And we don't even have them yet! |
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12-04-2006, 06:33 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Aragorn: I swear! I left the Ring right here! Who could have taken it?
Legolas: Heh heh... or Help! My armpit is on fire!
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12-04-2006, 06:37 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,591
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Aragorn: The Christmas party starts in five minutes!!!! What do you mean these are the only decorations?!!!
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12-04-2006, 06:38 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Aragorn: Theoden it easy to see he's over reacting.
Legolas: I told you before NEVER call me Leggy! or Never call me Captain Obvious or Never call me Girl bait. or Aragorn: How can you give us such rubbish for a bench, litterally I have 20 splinters! How am I to do battle with such pain and discomfort?
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I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. |
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12-04-2006, 06:46 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Aragorn: What do you mean you don't want a wooden door after all!
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12-04-2006, 08:35 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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Aragorn: Alright old man, this has gone on long enough. The only way to settle our arguement now is by... a Dance Off! Legolas! Clear the floor... Theoden King is about to try to out shimmy Strider!
Legolas: *muttering* We never had these problems when Boromir the Disco King was still around...
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12-04-2006, 11:45 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Take 15...
Aragorn: "It's his fault! Everytime I turn around to say my line he turns & clocks me in the head with that table!"
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12-05-2006, 10:38 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Chozo Ruins.
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Legolas is about to pull a "Wormtongue assassination" on Aragorn.
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12-05-2006, 10:02 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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It was necessary for Legolas to clear the floor so the horde of Orcs outside could start breakdancing.
Been too long since we heard that one, hasn't it?
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12-05-2006, 11:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Aragorn: "If you think I'm going to put up with Legolas's kleptomania just because he 's a better husband for your niece than Grima Wormtongue you've got another thing coming!"
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12-06-2006, 03:25 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Theoden: What is it Aragorn why are we barracading the doors? Is it orcs! Trolls! A Balrog!
Aragorn: No, it's Gandalf.
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I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. |
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12-06-2006, 04:24 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Theoden: What on arda are you doing with my bench?!
Aragorn: We have to hurry! Before the alignment of the feng shui of this room changes, and Legolas looses it completely! Theoden: ...But I check it this morning, everything is okay the bench is fine in the - Aragorn: No time to explain! Hurry Legolas! Hurry! Theoden: Sigh... Wartime interior decorators... ~ Ka, of course
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12-07-2006, 11:20 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Theoden: Ok, I let you take the boxes, the sandbags, and the chairs...but that bench you have gone too far. That bench stays.
Aragorn: It's an old, rotting bench. Just look at it! Theoden: That bench was made from the finest mohaghany! And plus, Helm Hammerhand sat on that bench himself! Aragorn: What are you talking about...that thing is a piece of foam that some fancy artist painted up to make it look like a real bench. PJ: Cut! You all complain how you don't like the script. So I let you have a little freedom and tell you two to add lib for this scene and that is all the more creative you can get! We're going back to the script.
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12-07-2006, 04:50 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Viggo throws a diva fit at Peter Jackson. "Plank? Orlando? Orlando? Plank? What's the common theme? If I'd known you'd be expecting me to work with so much wood I'd have become a carpenter!"
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Gordon's alive!
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12-07-2006, 04:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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Aragorn: What? Mapquest said to bring a bench with us to Gondor?
Theoden: I'm not letting you near my computer again. Yes, I can hear the sighing over the return of yet another old gag.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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12-07-2006, 05:06 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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Theoden: Why are you barricading the door with everything you can find?
Aragorn: The Chinchilla is coming! Theoden: What the harmless little bunny/hamster looking things? Aragorn: Ya, that's what Boromir said. And look what happened to him! (I wish the pictures for it still showed up  )
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12-08-2006, 02:15 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Aragorn: Don't lie to me, Theoden, did you drink the Ent Draught?
OR Aragorn: What? You said, 'take a seat'! Or even... Theoden: Keep the door shut! If Gandalf gets in, you know what he'll do! 
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12-08-2006, 08:56 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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Aragorn (wildly glancing around): WHADDAY MEAN I CAN'T COME IN IF I DON'T TAKE A SHOWER?????
Legolas: Told you so. *picks up bench* |
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12-08-2006, 09:38 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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Aragorn: Where was the New pic, it was right there with the bench. Where's the Bench!
 Boromir had a few too many at the pub and Legolas regrets volunteering to 'watch him.'
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12-08-2006, 10:16 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Legolas: Get off me...my bow is sticking into my thigh!
Boromir: Hehehe or Legolas lands right on Boromir's meatball sub.
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12-08-2006, 10:21 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Even at Helms Deep, Legolas tried to keep up the pretence that Boromir was still alive.
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12-08-2006, 10:35 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Boromir finds the man (who can be seen in the background) placing marbles on the stairs was a funny gag...Legolas less so.
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12-08-2006, 10:39 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Legolas holds on to his prize at the Fellowship Fair, a self inflating Boromir Balloon.
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12-08-2006, 10:45 AM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Legolas: I am holding on to Boromir as we wait for the crew to prepare for the next shot. I am looking very serious and beautiful while Boromir is clowning around somewhat. The stairs we sit upon are brown. My Elvish eyes are keen. My hair is by L'Oreal.
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12-08-2006, 11:57 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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Legolas: Boromir!!!! This is what happens when you try breakdancing on the stairs!!!!!
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12-08-2006, 11:58 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Chozo Ruins.
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Legolas: And everyone thought that Frodo and Sam were the couple. We sure had everyone fooled!
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12-08-2006, 01:15 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Aragorn walked into a bar and was knocked out...
Boromir walked into a bar and was knocked out... Legolas walked into a bar and...ducked.
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12-08-2006, 01:20 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,489
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The heroic Legolas, not wishing for the fangirls to be deprived of the object of their affection, bravely uses Boromir as a human shield.
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12-08-2006, 05:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,538
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Legolas was not very skilled at the Heimlich maneuver, but he was doing his best after Bormomir choked on the ring.
Aragorn (on the background): I knew you wanted that ring, but this is ridiculous!! Boromir: If I can't have it, no-one will! oohphhhhhh
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12-08-2006, 06:13 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Boromir gets a bit carried away during a game of Chubby Bunny* and has to be taken aside by Legolas.
*A game in which one stuffs one's mouth full of large marshmallows and attempts to say the phrase "Chubby Bunny."
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12-08-2006, 10:28 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Legolas' concern over Boromir's sanity grew greater every day ...
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12-08-2006, 11:22 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,591
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Legolas: Don't worry, Boromir. We'll figure out how you got pregnant later! Right now you just need to push!!
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