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10-23-2006, 08:21 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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On the Sandy Anduin?
Boromir: "Woah! I've gotta start hitting the beach more often!"
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10-23-2006, 10:04 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Boromir finds the only protection from the break dancing Orcs.
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10-24-2006, 10:46 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Brormir: I wearrr my suuuunglassees at night, so I can, so I caaaan......
Aragorn:Um, it's day.
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilps, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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10-24-2006, 10:56 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Boromir couldn't figure out why he wasn't swindling anyone with his "Alms for the poor/blind?" call until he remember he was wearing his $700 Oakleys (not to mention the rest of his outfit)...
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10-24-2006, 11:14 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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 Anyway... Boromir: The Fonz of Middle Earth. OR Sean: has anyone seen my glasses? PJ: They're on your face. Sean: No! my other glasses! One had cyder in, the other had gin!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-24-2006, 12:42 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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Boromir was ready for his staredown contest with Sauron.
OR He may get shot full of holes, but at least he'll still have perfect retinas.
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10-24-2006, 05:51 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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while we're using old lines...
Boromir: "I can't see a thing with these glasses on! Still, I stand a better chance of finding Rivendell then if I'd gone with Mapquest..."
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10-24-2006, 07:22 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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(Okay, this will only be funny if you've seen those Coors Light commercials with Bill Walsh.)
Aragorn: "Boromir, I've started lifting again. Can ya tell?" Boromir: "I don't see any... changes that would be... visible..." Disclaimer: This Caption is neither in promotion of, nor in partnership with, Coors Light. The writer will take no stance concerning alcoholic beverages, or the consumption thereof. (  )
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10-25-2006, 04:46 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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This is not making fun of or making light of the Community Statement thread, but it just came to me as I was reading through it
 Boromir can't quite figure out why the future of the Downs looks so dark... |
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10-25-2006, 04:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,538
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Boromir:
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing
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10-27-2006, 04:17 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The next picture was so bright, Boromir had to wear shades.
  Sam: I'm not taking another step until he apologises! Frodo: He's a scarecrow! He's inanimate! Scarecrow: You don't have to hurt my feelings!  OR Scarecrow: Give me a hug!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-27-2006, 04:22 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,845
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Frodo did not know who would be the best to bring on his journey.
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10-27-2006, 05:09 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,093
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Frodo and Sam glanced at each other, not sure if they could believe that the scarecrow had caught that big fish.
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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10-27-2006, 06:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Frodo: Come on, Sam. Really, how bad could it get?
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilps, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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10-27-2006, 06:33 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Frodo: I knew I shouldn't have let him watch Jeepers Creepers.
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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. |
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10-27-2006, 08:46 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Despite being the only people in the field, Frodo and Sam couldn't help the feeling that they were being watched.
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10-27-2006, 09:01 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
Posts: 2,983
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Sam: Wait a minute....you said we were just going to get ice cream...
OR Frodo: Sam, I think we're being stalked. Sam: Why would you say that? Frodo: Because...that scarecrow's been following for the last mile... Sam: Oh, that's ridiculous! Stop being paranoid, Frodo. You know that scarecrows can't stalk people. Scarecrow: *winks at Frodo* Shhh! Frodo:
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10-27-2006, 09:06 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Sam: Wait! Is Mordor that place with all the death and destruction?
Frodo: Yes. Sam: Oh... Bye. OR Sam: Are you sure Farmer Maggot is alright? Frodo: Why do you ask? Sam: Well, he's dressed as a Scarecrow and keeps shouting that the Crows are his friends.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-27-2006, 11:43 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Sam: We gotta go back Mr Frodo.
Frodo: Why Sam. Sam: I forgot to set the timer to record X Factor. or Sam: What do you mean Mr Frodo, are you trying to tell me that Worzel Gummidge wasn't real, I based my whole accent on him.
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10-27-2006, 12:13 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Frodo: "Sam, haven't you put your contact lenses in? That's not Rosie! It's too well-dressed to be Miss Cotton!"
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Gordon's alive!
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10-28-2006, 10:40 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Dr. Phil (scarecrow): "I think you two should just make things right."
Sam: "Well I'm not going over there!" Frodo: "And I'm not going over there!" |
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10-28-2006, 01:55 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Sam stands baffled as Frodo asks for directions...
OR For the first five hours it was funny, but Frodo's staring contest with the scarecrow was now getting ridiculous.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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10-28-2006, 05:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Frodo was finding the 'new and improved' philosophical travelling side of Sam to be quite annoying...
Sam:" ...See! There is another example! That is a scarecrow, but does it scare crows? No! It is just making us question it's real reality to our lives, and to come to think of it, maybe this whole corn field is not corn, but just patterns playing in our minds!! and - " Frodo: " Sigh... Paranoid existentialist..." ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tś meg? Veitst tś ongan loyniveg? Hevur tś reikaš lķka sum eg, ķ endaleysu tokuni? |
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10-29-2006, 10:49 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Behind you, counting to 3
Posts: 234
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Sam: uh, oh.
Frodo: what? Sam: I think I left the stove on.
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"Dic, hospes, Spartae, nos te hic vidisse iacentes dum sanctis patriae legibus obsequimur." |
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10-29-2006, 08:54 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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Help Me, Sam! I Can't Stop Myself!
Frodo: "So that's what Gandalf Stormcrow looks like uncloaked!"
Sam: "And to think that's what we've been worrying about all this time!"
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Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends. |
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10-30-2006, 06:30 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Chozo Ruins.
Posts: 421
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Frodo: I told you to go to the bathroom before we went, Sam!
Sam: Its those darn po-tay-toes again...
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10-30-2006, 08:19 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,489
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Sam: Wait, Mr. Frodo! I want to paint this cornfield, and then send my ear to Rosie Cotton!
Frodo: That's been done, Sam. Sam: What? Is it Gollum's been mailing severed body parts to my girlfriend? Lemmie at him! |
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10-30-2006, 10:18 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Frodo: "Come on Sam! We don't have any time to waste!"
Sam: "But just look at his outstretched arms, Mr. Frodo! He wants a hug I know it! |
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10-30-2006, 10:51 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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Frodo: Sam, I know you dropped a pan, but we're really on a tight schedule here.
Sam: I'm not going anywhere until we go back and look for it!
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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10-31-2006, 12:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Sam: Mr Frodo I'm a bit worried about going on from here.
Frodo Why? Sam: Are there any Bulls around here? Frodo: No. Sam: Any big scary Rams? Frodo: No Sam, look around you we're in a field full of crops! Sam: Then what's left these droppings I've stood in? Wuff, Wuff, Wuff, Growl Howl..(The sounds of something bigger than Lassie growing closer) Frodo: I bet they'll get you first..(as he sprints off into the distance) Sam: Mr Frodooooooo Puff Puff Pant....................
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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11-01-2006, 12:45 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Sam and Frodo set about adding the 'enigma of crop circles' to the already long list of Middle-earth mysteries.
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Gordon's alive!
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11-01-2006, 01:14 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Frodo: Why didn't you go before we left?
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11-01-2006, 03:56 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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Sam: i hope that wasn't someone i knew.
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11-01-2006, 07:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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 Merry: Owww! My little toe! ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tś meg? Veitst tś ongan loyniveg? Hevur tś reikaš lķka sum eg, ķ endaleysu tokuni? |
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11-01-2006, 07:36 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Pippin: It's okay Merry, we'll get it back.
Merry: *sobbing* It's just not fair. Why did Denethor take it away. Pippin: I think he wanted the limited edition orc-face pog.
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I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. |
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11-01-2006, 07:59 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Posts: 344
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(I just wanted to get it in first).
Pippin: Merry its ok. There's nothing there. Merry: But Pippin it was terrible. I know I saw it Gandalf was right beside the tree....... *Merry motioned Pippin in closer* Pippin: What is it Merry? Merry: (In a whisper) Gandalf wasn't wearing his cloak. It was horrible...... THE WRINKLES.... THE WRINKLES!!!! And: Merry: Make it go away. I don't want to play anymore. Pippin: NO! NOT THE EVIL SQUIRRELS OF GONDOR!!!!!!!!!!! *pointing towards Legolas and Gimli* The nuts are over there. Please don't eat me!!!!!
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And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz..... |
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11-01-2006, 08:18 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,845
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For some reason nobody responded to Merry's cry for help, when he was robbed by Pippin during the battle. . .
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11-01-2006, 08:30 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Pippin was very inexperienced at giving the Heimlech maneuver, and sadly broke all of Merry's ribs.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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11-01-2006, 08:39 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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Castle Anthrax anyone?
Merry: Please!! Pippin: No, sorry I can't let you do that. Merry: Oh come on! Pippin: No too perilous. We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Merry: I don't think I was. Pippin: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril. Merry: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Pippin: No, it's too perilous. Merry: Look, it's my duty as a knight of Rohan to sample as much peril as I can. Pippin: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on! Merry: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Pippin: No. It's unhealthy. Merry: I bet you're gay. Pippin: No I'm not. *No one can admit it ever gets old*
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