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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-11-2006, 04:56 AM

Sam kisses the old picture good bye, and welcomes the NEW one.

Orc: Whoever stole my nose had better own up now!

OR

This Orc is embarrassed because he has to wear the jumper his grandmother knitted for him.

ninja91 · 10-11-2006, 05:24 AM

Orc: Remind me never to get a warg at the pet shop...

narfforc · 10-11-2006, 05:55 AM

Big Orc: The rules state:

1. Anyone lagging behind gets beaten

2. Any falling out gets their behind eaten, Buuuurrrrp.

3. The Orc Boss must fight off Anorexia, with lots of success.

Holbytlass · 10-11-2006, 12:55 PM

The real Humpty Dumpty crime scene photos

Rikae · 10-11-2006, 01:31 PM

Michael Jackson was so depressed over gaining weight and losing his hair he decided to get "just one more" nose job.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-11-2006, 01:36 PM

After letting the Ring go, Bilbo found that, not only did time catch up with him, but it went a little too fast.

OR

Off screen Orc: And don't let me catch you hanging around those Goblin twins again!

Orc: Yes mum.

Brinniel · 10-11-2006, 01:51 PM

Orc: Has anyone seen my face?

The Only Real Estel · 10-11-2006, 02:49 PM

Orc: "What do you mean I need to do a better job trimming up my moustache??"

elronds_daughter · 10-11-2006, 02:54 PM

Orc: (pouting) Why don't I get to go in front? They never let me go in front. Never mind how many times I've gotten my face squashed when I've fallen down and got trampled over... they don't think about that. They only think about them. Never mind that I like falling down and getting my face squashed. They just want to get their faces squashed. Nobody cares anything about me and what I want...

doom_hammer · 10-11-2006, 11:38 PM

orc: if you think im ugly you should see my dad.

Volo · 10-12-2006, 12:41 AM

The one and only person who survived being posessed and released by a Thing

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-12-2006, 08:20 AM

yet another victim of exploding moustache syndrome!

The Only Real Estel · 10-12-2006, 01:02 PM

Nasal decongestion gone bad...

THE Ka · 10-12-2006, 07:20 PM

Orc:*snort* That plastic surgery is sooo last season...

~ Ka

The Elf-warrior · 10-12-2006, 07:25 PM

Orc: "Where's the little maggot who called me an egghead?"

Parmastahir · 10-13-2006, 07:01 PM

"The next time I pick my nose, I'll put my sword down!"

High King Fingolfin · 10-13-2006, 08:38 PM

All right, who took my mascara before I was done with it?

Saurreg · 10-15-2006, 10:51 AM

The late Marlon Brando's cameo never made it pass the cutting room floor.

narfforc · 10-16-2006, 02:10 AM

Latest paparazzi pictures of Shelobs boyfriend Heblob on his last night out before marriage/being eaten by The Big Beautiful Black Widow.

Valesse · 10-16-2006, 09:40 AM

After a long day of marching and making gutteral throat noises "Heblob" decided he was long due for a visit to the spa.

OR

He might not be a looker to our standards, but he was prom king at Morgul High!

Maeggaladiel · 10-16-2006, 02:51 PM

Orc offscreen 1: Poor Grishnuk lost his nose in a fight.

Orc offscreen 2: How does he smell?

Orc offscreen 1: AWFUL!

Orcs offscreen: BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Grishnuk: I swear, if you guys make that joke ONE MORE TIME...

CaptainofDespair · 10-16-2006, 05:28 PM

The Half-Orc Barbarian stares on in deep concentration, hoping his Roll for Initiative succeeds.

The Only Real Estel · 10-20-2006, 09:39 PM

Hey, he said he'd burn his nose off of he didn't get a new picture soon...

Brinniel · 10-20-2006, 11:14 PM

Alright....this is for you, TORE.

I can't resist but to post this:

Boromir's new fashion obsession.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-21-2006, 12:48 AM

The only reason Boromir was in the Fellowship was because Elrond didn't want people to start saying he discriminated against the blind... again.

OR

Boromir doesnt want anyone to see that he fell for the old 'ink in the binoculars' trick.

The Only Real Estel · 10-21-2006, 08:16 AM

Hearing that Hugo Weaving was going to be on set, Boromir wanted to impress him with his best 'Agent Boromir' look.

Bêthberry · 10-21-2006, 08:40 AM

Sean Bean, Englishman, resorts to a disability device to help accomodate himself to something he'd rarely seen, sunshine.

Saurreg · 10-21-2006, 09:01 AM

Boromir's Stevie Wonder impersonation was well loved by all in Gondor

narfforc · 10-21-2006, 10:03 AM

Boromir: I must return to Gondor, I have been gone too long, for when I last looked upon the fair White City of Minas Tirith things looked very dark indeed.

Pippin: Have you tried it without the glasses.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-21-2006, 11:19 AM

During the 3D special edition of The Lord of the Rings, Sean comes out feeling a little ripped off.

Bean: 3D indeed! These glasses are useless.

OR

Boromir: No matter how fiery Sauron's eye is, I can now combat it!

Gandalf_the _white · 10-21-2006, 11:24 AM

The disco king trys to set another trend

or

Boromirs attempts at looking mysterious were laughed at by the rest of the fellowship

Lalwendë · 10-21-2006, 11:27 AM

Sean thought he looked pretty sharpe in his new shades...

Rikae · 10-21-2006, 05:33 PM

Anachronisms should be used with caution; they have been known to cause blurriness and distortion.

High King Fingolfin · 10-21-2006, 07:09 PM

Boromir finally realizes why the world was so dark.

Damrod · 10-21-2006, 11:23 PM

Boromir:Ha, what a sweet trade. These shades are so much cooler than that stupid horn.

narfforc · 10-22-2006, 06:38 AM

As if the Black Breath wasn't enough, The Lord of the Nazgul sets the Dark Shades of Mordor on Boromir.

When the black shades grows
on the end of your nose
and all lights pass,
come gathagas! come gathagas!
Light to the blinding
In the king's hand finding.

ninja91 · 10-23-2006, 10:27 AM

Boromir's "Starsky and Hutch" impression stirred up alot of annoyance and confusion among the Fellowship.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-23-2006, 10:38 AM

Sean: Do we have to do another night shoot?

PJ: Erm... take off your glasses.

OR

Whenever going for a 'quiet time' in Gondor, Boromir always went in a disguise... not a very good disguise though.

THE Ka · 10-23-2006, 04:05 PM

Boromir: Once I was lost, now I can seeeee... *oomph*

~ Ka

Parmastahir · 10-23-2006, 07:10 PM

"These glasses are absolutely dark. Let Gandalf uncloak all he wants."

(Thought that this thread had gone too long without an old standby!)

10-11-2006, 04:56 AM	#11721
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam kisses the old picture good bye, and welcomes the NEW one. Orc: Whoever stole my nose had better own up now! OR This Orc is embarrassed because he has to wear the jumper his grandmother knitted for him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-11-2006, 05:55 AM	#11723
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Big Orc: The rules state: 1. Anyone lagging behind gets beaten 2. Any falling out gets their behind eaten, Buuuurrrrp. 3. The Orc Boss must fight off Anorexia, with lots of success. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-11-2006, 12:55 PM	#11724
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	The real Humpty Dumpty crime scene photos __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

10-11-2006, 01:36 PM	#11726
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After letting the Ring go, Bilbo found that, not only did time catch up with him, but it went a little too fast. OR Off screen Orc: And don't let me catch you hanging around those Goblin twins again! Orc: Yes mum. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-11-2006, 01:51 PM	#11727
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Orc: Has anyone seen my face? __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

10-11-2006, 01:31 PM	#11725
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Michael Jackson was so depressed over gaining weight and losing his hair he decided to get "just one more" nose job.

10-11-2006, 02:49 PM	#11728
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Orc: "What do you mean I need to do a better job trimming up my moustache??"

10-11-2006, 02:54 PM	#11729
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Orc: (pouting) Why don't I get to go in front? They never let me go in front. Never mind how many times I've gotten my face squashed when I've fallen down and got trampled over... they don't think about that. They only think about them. Never mind that I like falling down and getting my face squashed. They just want to get their faces squashed. Nobody cares anything about me and what I want... __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat. Last edited by elronds_daughter; 10-11-2006 at 02:59 PM.

10-11-2006, 11:38 PM	#11730
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	orc: if you think im ugly you should see my dad.

10-12-2006, 12:41 AM	#11731
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	The one and only person who survived being posessed and released by a Thing __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-12-2006, 08:20 AM	#11732
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	yet another victim of exploding moustache syndrome! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-12-2006, 01:02 PM	#11733
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Nasal decongestion gone bad...

10-12-2006, 07:20 PM	#11734
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Orc:snort That plastic surgery is sooo last season... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

10-12-2006, 07:25 PM	#11735
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Orc: "Where's the little maggot who called me an egghead?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-13-2006, 07:01 PM	#11736
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Good Advice "The next time I pick my nose, I'll put my sword down!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

10-13-2006, 08:38 PM	#11737
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	All right, who took my mascara before I was done with it? __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-15-2006, 10:51 AM	#11738
Saurreg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In self imposed exile... Posts: 465	The late Marlon Brando's cameo never made it pass the cutting room floor. __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " ~Voltaire

10-16-2006, 02:10 AM	#11739
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Pass me another Fat One....said Shelob Latest paparazzi pictures of Shelobs boyfriend Heblob on his last night out before marriage/being eaten by The Big Beautiful Black Widow. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-16-2006, 09:40 AM	#11740
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	After a long day of marching and making gutteral throat noises "Heblob" decided he was long due for a visit to the spa. OR He might not be a looker to our standards, but he was prom king at Morgul High! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

10-16-2006, 02:51 PM	#11741
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Orc offscreen 1: Poor Grishnuk lost his nose in a fight. Orc offscreen 2: How does he smell? Orc offscreen 1: AWFUL! Orcs offscreen: BWAHAHAHA!!!! Grishnuk: I swear, if you guys make that joke ONE MORE TIME... __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

10-16-2006, 05:28 PM	#11742
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	The Half-Orc Barbarian stares on in deep concentration, hoping his Roll for Initiative succeeds.

10-20-2006, 09:39 PM	#11743
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	yes I'm a shameless hinter... ;-) Hey, he said he'd burn his nose off of he didn't get a new picture soon...

10-20-2006, 11:14 PM	#11744
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Alright....this is for you, TORE. I can't resist but to post this: Boromir's new fashion obsession. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

10-21-2006, 12:48 AM	#11745
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The only reason Boromir was in the Fellowship was because Elrond didn't want people to start saying he discriminated against the blind... again. OR Boromir doesnt want anyone to see that he fell for the old 'ink in the binoculars' trick. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-21-2006, 08:16 AM	#11746
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Hearing that Hugo Weaving was going to be on set, Boromir wanted to impress him with his best 'Agent Boromir' look.

10-21-2006, 08:40 AM	#11747
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Sean Bean, Englishman, resorts to a disability device to help accomodate himself to something he'd rarely seen, sunshine. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-21-2006, 09:01 AM	#11748
Saurreg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In self imposed exile... Posts: 465	Boromir's Stevie Wonder impersonation was well loved by all in Gondor __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " ~Voltaire

10-21-2006, 10:03 AM	#11749
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Boromir: I must return to Gondor, I have been gone too long, for when I last looked upon the fair White City of Minas Tirith things looked very dark indeed. Pippin: Have you tried it without the glasses. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-21-2006, 11:19 AM	#11750
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	During the 3D special edition of The Lord of the Rings, Sean comes out feeling a little ripped off. Bean: 3D indeed! These glasses are useless. OR Boromir: No matter how fiery Sauron's eye is, I can now combat it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-21-2006, 11:24 AM	#11751
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	The disco king trys to set another trend or Boromirs attempts at looking mysterious were laughed at by the rest of the fellowship

10-21-2006, 11:27 AM	#11752
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sean thought he looked pretty sharpe in his new shades... __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-21-2006, 05:33 PM	#11753
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Anachronisms should be used with caution; they have been known to cause blurriness and distortion.

10-21-2006, 07:09 PM	#11754
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Boromir finally realizes why the world was so dark. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-21-2006, 11:23 PM	#11755
Damrod Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 30	Boromir:Ha, what a sweet trade. These shades are so much cooler than that stupid horn.

10-22-2006, 06:38 AM	#11756
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	As if the Black Breath wasn't enough, The Lord of the Nazgul sets the Dark Shades of Mordor on Boromir. When the black shades grows on the end of your nose and all lights pass, come gathagas! come gathagas! Light to the blinding In the king's hand finding. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 10-22-2006 at 06:47 AM.