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Gothmog · 10-02-2006, 01:27 PM

Terry Slogan?

The Barrow Downs: Not for easily scared hobbits!

The Barrow Downs: Don't dress in wight!

The Barrow Downs: Where the wights are too short for sleep!

The Barrow Downs: Where the the green hobbits dwell.

The Barrow Downs: Some sacrifice their personal life, free time and time with friends. Others sacrifice their friends...

The Barrow Downs: Don't bite (or slice) the hand that feeds you!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-02-2006, 01:29 PM

The Barrow Wight wants another high five from Sam. Frodo has had enough.

OR

The Sackvill Baginses were going to extreme lengths to get Bag End. Even if it meant taking it piece by piece.

Mithalwen · 10-03-2006, 02:04 PM

Moments later the Barrow-wight's dreams of playing Ravel's Concerto for the Left Hand at the Wigmore Hall would be dashed forever...

Maeggaladiel · 10-03-2006, 02:45 PM

Frodo takes the term "Hands off" quite literally.

OR

Frodo began to grow weary of the Adams Family's strange pet wandering into their campsite.

OR

"Confound you, Barrow-Wight! I won't let you close this thread!"

OR

Frodo tries to hack into the Barrow-Wight's user account.

Gil-Galad · 10-03-2006, 07:47 PM

Gondor Knight: Hey guys have you seen that troll we are looking for?...guys?

The Elf-warrior · 10-03-2006, 09:29 PM

Gondorian knight: "I told you beware the Ides of March!"

The Only Real Estel · 10-03-2006, 09:49 PM

Here in the wasteland(ish) the Knights of Gondor encountered...*dun dun duh!* The Unusually Long-Armed Troll!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-04-2006, 01:18 AM

The annual Gondorian horse balancing act was ruined by a bored audience member.

OR

Never ask for directions from the The Unusually Long-Armed Troll(TM).

narfforc · 10-04-2006, 01:20 AM

From the Troll Book of Tactics

1. To get into the swing of things, before a battle a Troll must go on Knight Manouevres.

2. If you are forced into jousting, use a bigger stick, a tree will do, however make sure there are no elvish types hugging it.

3. Always take a can-opener, it will come in useful when having your victory lunch.

Kath · 10-04-2006, 05:03 AM

The Gondorians began to realise that perhaps wooden horses weren't the best steeds.

doom_hammer · 10-04-2006, 06:28 AM

let this be a warning of why not to interbreed frogs with horses

ninja91 · 10-04-2006, 06:35 AM

Troll: NO MORE MUTTON!!!

Farael · 10-04-2006, 08:47 AM

Back in the third age, the Gondoreans were already playing their (very) primitive form of baseball... and they already had problems with steroids.

Maeggaladiel · 10-05-2006, 08:38 AM

Gosh, NOTHING spooks these horses.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-05-2006, 09:07 AM

The rider at the front - who is blind and def - would soon coin the phrase "ignorance is bliss".

Gurthang · 10-05-2006, 10:11 AM

Troll: "Argh! I hate poorly rendered games!"

OR

These Gondorian horsemen made the awful mistake of standing in front of a troll... while he was teeing of for the third hole.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-05-2006, 10:50 AM

Coming up tonight on Chanel 4, The Worlds most laid back horses.

mormegil · 10-05-2006, 02:00 PM

Troll: Go go Gadget Arms!

Rikae · 10-05-2006, 03:43 PM

The highjump event would have been ruined when the fence was stolen, but proceeded as scheduled, thanks to the helpfulness of T.U.L.A.T. (TM).

The Only Real Estel · 10-05-2006, 05:06 PM

I couldn't resist...

While visiting the most sought-after princess around, many Gondorian Knights would find out that the "Mr. Pillow-Pants" troll was not a myth...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-05-2006, 05:50 PM

With the amount of money spend on the LotR films, the outcome was rather disapointing

Brinniel · 10-05-2006, 10:40 PM

Soldiers: The eagles are coming! The eagles are...oh wait...it's just another picture.

Hoping to win over Rosie Cotton, Sam practices his kissing face in the mirror.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-06-2006, 12:49 AM

While Sam does a monkey impression, claiming it to be Aragorn, Pippin tries to tell Sam that he is behind him.

OR

Sam: *Plurrrppp*. Darn! I never did get the hang of this whistling malarkey.

Holbytlass · 10-06-2006, 06:42 AM

wwwhhhhoooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?....

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-06-2006, 06:47 AM

Pippin stared in wonder as Sam tried to defeat a Nazgul by blowing on it

Farael · 10-06-2006, 09:34 AM

The fires on Minas Tirith were spreading far and wide, and yet Sam unabated tried to blow them off all by himself.

Mithalwen · 10-06-2006, 12:05 PM

Sam and Pippin recreate the Laurel and Hardy classic:

Sam (singing) - "Oh June, like the mountains I'm bluuuuuuuuuue."

ninja91 · 10-06-2006, 12:24 PM

One of the many terrible adventuring diseases hits Samwise: disentery

Volo · 10-06-2006, 12:27 PM

Sam had a dream about an Octoroc. The local psychiatrist was rather interested in this and asked Sam to imitate the Octoroc. Soon after Sam was sent to a mental hospital.

ninja91 · 10-06-2006, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volo

Sam had a dream about an Octoroc. The local psychiatrist was rather interested in this and asked Sam to imitate the Octoroc. Soon after Sam was sent to a mental hospital.

You mean that octopus thing from Zelda?!
Good one.

How about this:

Merry: Happy birthday to you!

Volo · 10-06-2006, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninja91

Merry: Happy birthday to you!

Sam had drunk so much ale earlier this evening that he thought his birthdaycake candles were in the opposite direction.

Maeggaladiel · 10-06-2006, 12:40 PM

Sam is so busy admiring Gandalf's fireworks display that he doesn't notice Merry setting his hair on fire.

OR

In order to lure Smeagol off the cliffs above them, Sam puts on his best "Tasty Fish" impersonation.

The Only Real Estel · 10-07-2006, 10:19 AM

Though on the Quest Sam often "found himself in trouble & didn't know right from wrong" he was having a bit of trouble with the "give a little whistle" part of it...

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-07-2006, 11:26 AM

Pippin decides not to tell Sam that his back is on fire even when he says "Is it just me or is it getting warm?"

OR

After The Lord of the Rings, Sean Austen knew his next role would be in a Gangster film, he now practices the kiss of Death.

The Only Real Estel · 10-07-2006, 05:15 PM

Sam does his best puffer fish impression.

Gurthang · 10-08-2006, 01:11 PM

Sam thought fire-eating would be a fun hobby, but then something went terribly wrong.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-08-2006, 01:40 PM

It was another ten seconds before Sam realised that someone had stolen his straw.

High King Fingolfin · 10-08-2006, 05:05 PM

Sam's new plastic surgery wasn't turning out too well.

Holbytlass · 10-08-2006, 05:56 PM

Sam: If you breathe like this *woooh hoooh* then Aragorn's stench isn't so bad.

mormegil · 10-08-2006, 07:37 PM

We find here the real reason the Nazgul were to be so feared, not because they were intimidating physically or possessed any exeptional battle prowess, but rather they riddled their opponents to death.

Nazgul: I'll wager you cannot cover your nostrils with your upper lip.

Sam: Oh I bet I can...just you wait.

or

Sam's battle face wasn't as imposing as others.

or

Pippin: HE DID IT! He stopped the Nazgul and it's so beautiful!

Frodo: IT'S MAGNUM!

10-02-2006, 01:27 PM	#11681
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	An ad for BD? Terry Slogan? The Barrow Downs: Not for easily scared hobbits! The Barrow Downs: Don't dress in wight! The Barrow Downs: Where the wights are too short for sleep! The Barrow Downs: Where the the green hobbits dwell. The Barrow Downs: Some sacrifice their personal life, free time and time with friends. Others sacrifice their friends... The Barrow Downs: Don't bite (or slice) the hand that feeds you! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-02-2006, 01:29 PM	#11682
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Barrow Wight wants another high five from Sam. Frodo has had enough. OR The Sackvill Baginses were going to extreme lengths to get Bag End. Even if it meant taking it piece by piece. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-03-2006, 02:04 PM	#11683
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Moments later the Barrow-wight's dreams of playing Ravel's Concerto for the Left Hand at the Wigmore Hall would be dashed forever... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-03-2006, 02:45 PM	#11684
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Frodo takes the term "Hands off" quite literally. OR Frodo began to grow weary of the Adams Family's strange pet wandering into their campsite. OR "Confound you, Barrow-Wight! I won't let you close this thread!" OR Frodo tries to hack into the Barrow-Wight's user account. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

10-03-2006, 07:47 PM	#11685
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gondor Knight: Hey guys have you seen that troll we are looking for?...guys? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-03-2006, 09:29 PM	#11686
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gondorian knight: "I told you beware the Ides of March!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-03-2006, 09:49 PM	#11687
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Here in the wasteland(ish) the Knights of Gondor encountered...dun dun duh! The Unusually Long-Armed Troll!"

10-04-2006, 01:18 AM	#11688
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The annual Gondorian horse balancing act was ruined by a bored audience member. OR Never ask for directions from the The Unusually Long-Armed Troll(TM). __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-04-2006, 01:20 AM	#11689
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	From the Troll Book of Tactics 1. To get into the swing of things, before a battle a Troll must go on Knight Manouevres. 2. If you are forced into jousting, use a bigger stick, a tree will do, however make sure there are no elvish types hugging it. 3. Always take a can-opener, it will come in useful when having your victory lunch. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-04-2006, 05:03 AM	#11690
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	The Gondorians began to realise that perhaps wooden horses weren't the best steeds. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

10-04-2006, 06:28 AM	#11691
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	let this be a warning of why not to interbreed frogs with horses

10-04-2006, 08:47 AM	#11693
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Back in the third age, the Gondoreans were already playing their (very) primitive form of baseball... and they already had problems with steroids. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

10-05-2006, 08:38 AM	#11694
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Gosh, NOTHING spooks these horses. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

10-05-2006, 09:07 AM	#11695
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The rider at the front - who is blind and def - would soon coin the phrase "ignorance is bliss". __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-05-2006, 10:11 AM	#11696
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Troll: "Argh! I hate poorly rendered games!" OR These Gondorian horsemen made the awful mistake of standing in front of a troll... while he was teeing of for the third hole. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-05-2006, 10:50 AM	#11697
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Coming up tonight on Chanel 4, The Worlds most laid back horses. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-05-2006, 02:00 PM	#11698
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Troll: Go go Gadget Arms! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-05-2006, 03:43 PM	#11699
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	The highjump event would have been ruined when the fence was stolen, but proceeded as scheduled, thanks to the helpfulness of T.U.L.A.T. (TM).

10-05-2006, 05:06 PM	#11700
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Clerks II I couldn't resist... While visiting the most sought-after princess around, many Gondorian Knights would find out that the "Mr. Pillow-Pants" troll was not a myth...

10-05-2006, 10:40 PM	#11702
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Soldiers: The eagles are coming! The eagles are...oh wait...it's just another picture. Hoping to win over Rosie Cotton, Sam practices his kissing face in the mirror. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

10-06-2006, 12:49 AM	#11703
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	While Sam does a monkey impression, claiming it to be Aragorn, Pippin tries to tell Sam that he is behind him. OR Sam: Plurrrppp. Darn! I never did get the hang of this whistling malarkey. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-06-2006, 06:42 AM	#11704
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	wwwhhhhoooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?.... __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

10-06-2006, 09:34 AM	#11706
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	The fires on Minas Tirith were spreading far and wide, and yet Sam unabated tried to blow them off all by himself. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

10-06-2006, 12:05 PM	#11707
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	On the trail of the Lonesome Pine...... Sam and Pippin recreate the Laurel and Hardy classic: Sam (singing) - "Oh June, like the mountains I'm bluuuuuuuuuue." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-06-2006, 12:27 PM	#11709
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Sam had a dream about an Octoroc. The local psychiatrist was rather interested in this and asked Sam to imitate the Octoroc. Soon after Sam was sent to a mental hospital. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-06-2006, 12:40 PM	#11712
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Sam is so busy admiring Gandalf's fireworks display that he doesn't notice Merry setting his hair on fire. OR In order to lure Smeagol off the cliffs above them, Sam puts on his best "Tasty Fish" impersonation. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

10-07-2006, 10:19 AM	#11713
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Jiminy Cricket! Though on the Quest Sam often "found himself in trouble & didn't know right from wrong" he was having a bit of trouble with the "give a little whistle" part of it...

10-07-2006, 11:26 AM	#11714
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin decides not to tell Sam that his back is on fire even when he says "Is it just me or is it getting warm?" OR After The Lord of the Rings, Sean Austen knew his next role would be in a Gangster film, he now practices the kiss of Death. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-07-2006, 05:15 PM	#11715
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sam does his best puffer fish impression.

10-08-2006, 01:11 PM	#11716
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam thought fire-eating would be a fun hobby, but then something went terribly wrong. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-08-2006, 01:40 PM	#11717
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It was another ten seconds before Sam realised that someone had stolen his straw. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-08-2006, 05:05 PM	#11718
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Sam's new plastic surgery wasn't turning out too well. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-08-2006, 05:56 PM	#11719
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Sam: If you breathe like this woooh hoooh then Aragorn's stench isn't so bad. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

10-08-2006, 07:37 PM	#11720
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	We find here the real reason the Nazgul were to be so feared, not because they were intimidating physically or possessed any exeptional battle prowess, but rather they riddled their opponents to death. Nazgul: I'll wager you cannot cover your nostrils with your upper lip. Sam: Oh I bet I can...just you wait. or Sam's battle face wasn't as imposing as others. or Pippin: HE DID IT! He stopped the Nazgul and it's so beautiful! Frodo: IT'S MAGNUM! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”