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08-23-2005, 11:16 AM | #1121 |
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Unfortunately, the eruption of the mountain caused Frodo to be sent back in time to when the Ring was first forged.
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08-23-2005, 11:37 AM | #1122 |
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Fortunately Frodo quickly returned to his own time.
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08-23-2005, 12:30 PM | #1123 |
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Unfortunately Sauron had forged a spare Ring back in time, and Frodo took it - after biting off Sauron's other finger.
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08-23-2005, 12:36 PM | #1124 |
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Fortunately, this new Ring was made of chocolate, and Frodo ate it.
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08-23-2005, 12:38 PM | #1125 |
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Unfortunately,Frodo was allergic to Chocolate
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08-23-2005, 12:44 PM | #1126 |
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Fortunately, through the graceful digestion of Crisco cooked over a hot-burner, Frodo saved his own life and had a wonderful brownie-sale with the remains, thus raising enough money to make his own ring...
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08-23-2005, 12:46 PM | #1127 |
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Unfortunately, the entire world suddenly turned into a gigantic all-meat pizza with no anchovies for no discernable reason.
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08-23-2005, 01:21 PM | #1128 |
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Fortunately, the World of Middle Earth was fine.
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08-23-2005, 06:49 PM | #1129 |
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Unfortunately the Balrog burnt down Bag End.
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08-23-2005, 06:51 PM | #1130 |
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Fortunately, the fire department arrived in time to put it out.
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08-23-2005, 06:52 PM | #1131 |
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Unfortunately Gandalf left his cloak in there to scare some childeren, so naked-Gandalf began wandering around
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08-23-2005, 07:17 PM | #1132 |
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Fortunately the Shirriffs caught and retained naked-Gandalf in time for him not to attract much attention...and so took him to Hobbit Jail.
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08-23-2005, 07:19 PM | #1133 |
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Unfortunately, there was a huge earthquake, several volcanoes erupted, a freak tornado, tsunami, hurricane, meteor shower, etc., etc.
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08-23-2005, 07:25 PM | #1134 |
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Fortunately these things happened only in areas under the dominion of Sauron.
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08-23-2005, 07:26 PM | #1135 |
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Unfortunately, that's where Frodo was at the time.
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08-23-2005, 07:36 PM | #1136 |
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Fortunately the Ring was destroyed by an erupting volcano.
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08-23-2005, 10:58 PM | #1137 |
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Unfortunately, Sam was with Frodo to Mordor.
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08-23-2005, 11:03 PM | #1138 |
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Fortunately, a mysterious editor with a knack for making sequels and drainning writers, was not pleased with the current ending put Frodo and Sam back with the ring at the start of Mordor, this time wearing a flame-resistant fake mustaches...
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08-24-2005, 03:15 AM | #1139 |
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Unfortunately, the moustaches were iron and belonged to Tony Cash (with his Iron Moustache) and he came to take them back!
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08-24-2005, 04:24 AM | #1140 |
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Fortunately Tony Cash had become demagnetised and so was repelled by the iron moustaches.
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08-24-2005, 06:33 AM | #1141 |
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . Frodo loves cheese.
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08-24-2005, 06:42 AM | #1142 |
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Fortunately, this had nothing to do with what was going on.
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08-24-2005, 06:56 AM | #1143 |
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . it had something to do with what was going on, for Tony Cash, as foreseen by Mandos, turned into cheese.
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08-24-2005, 11:10 AM | #1144 |
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Fortunatley being the cheese lover he was frodo ate johny cash as he pondered whether or not it was cannibalism
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08-24-2005, 11:13 AM | #1145 |
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Unfortunately, he thought it was and so handed himself over to the police.
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08-24-2005, 11:22 AM | #1146 |
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fortunately they relized hobbits and humans although similiar are not the same species so it wasn't cannabalism
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08-24-2005, 11:26 AM | #1147 |
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Unfortunately the Balrog burned up #3 Bagshot Row.
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08-24-2005, 11:28 AM | #1148 |
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Fortunately everyone was far enough away to be safe...except the hobbits at
#3 bagshot row
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08-24-2005, 11:40 AM | #1149 |
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Unfortunately the law is a bottomless pit and Frodo fell into it.
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08-24-2005, 05:25 PM | #1150 |
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Fortunately, Gandalf uncloaked, who was still in the Lockholes, helped Frodo escape from them.
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08-24-2005, 05:50 PM | #1151 |
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Unfortunately the Balrog burned down many Shire villages.
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Fortunately . . .
. . . the Shire villagers burned down the Balrog, starting with its wings.
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08-25-2005, 02:41 AM | #1153 |
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Unfortunately, they gave up after they could not find the wings.
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08-25-2005, 07:14 AM | #1154 |
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Fortunately, the Balrog was so confused over whether or not he had wings that his head exploded.
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08-25-2005, 11:50 AM | #1155 |
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Unfortunately, as with any great horror scene and monster, the Balrog's head which flew about in a sky of destruction and cheese eating was in many pieces which formed into more Balrogs...
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08-25-2005, 12:16 PM | #1156 |
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Fortunately, these Balrogs tried to fly off the edge of a cliff, but not having wings (or if they did, they could not use them) they fell to the ground and died.
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08-25-2005, 12:57 PM | #1157 |
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Unfortunately Middle-Earth turned upside-down, Illuvatar being very bored.
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08-25-2005, 04:11 PM | #1158 |
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Fortunately he soon realised that he should be above that sort of thing and turned everything the right way up again.
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08-25-2005, 05:02 PM | #1159 |
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Unfortunately, Meneltarmacil stole the Ring and became Ruler of all Arda.
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08-25-2005, 06:42 PM | #1160 |
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Fortunately, Aragorn cut off Meneltarmacil's finger, and through the Ring into the crack of Doom.
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