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02-19-2003, 02:02 PM | #1121 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gimli: any one of you even breath wrong on my beanie babies and I'll set the elf on you!
Legolas: Look Gimli! now I can show off my bow and my new distressed look at the same time!
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02-19-2003, 06:09 PM | #1122 |
Haunting Spirit
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Legolas: Hey Gimli, watch me bring down a Nazgul.
Gimli: Right.... Legolas: Uh oh, I think I hit Gandalf instead. Gimli: He only thinks he can aim.... [ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: Lady Iverin ]
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02-19-2003, 07:33 PM | #1123 |
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(Legolas is aiming towards something)
Gimli: Look! it's Arwen Legolas: Where! (as he turns, and misses what he is trying to shoot) Gimli: Made ya Look! hahahaha... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
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02-19-2003, 08:27 PM | #1124 |
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Gimli: Legolas, put down the bow, there is nothing to shoot at.
Legolas: Shut up Gimli, I'm just posing like this. I know it makes all the girls hot. Gimli: Oh, I thought it was the hair.
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02-20-2003, 06:56 AM | #1126 |
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When in battle, strike a nice pose. It looks great and it gives you more chance of survival.
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02-20-2003, 06:59 AM | #1127 |
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orc= wow, look at HIM!
orc2= I get that one! orc= I saw him first! orc2= But I'm bigger than you! Gimli= *swipes off their heads* Stupid orcs. No one gets my legolas but me!
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02-20-2003, 08:15 AM | #1128 |
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Legolas: oh bloody hell, look PJ my hair is fine so if you make me hold this pose and longer am going to shoot the lighting man.
Your pal, Skip [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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02-20-2003, 08:23 AM | #1129 |
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hee hee hee
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02-20-2003, 08:24 AM | #1130 |
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02-20-2003, 08:35 AM | #1131 |
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Legolas: Sigh, Gimli, would you please stop farting on the horse?
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02-20-2003, 08:41 AM | #1132 |
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shamelessly stealing your idea:
Gimli: whroa, legolas! I thought you said your farts smell of roses! Legolas: They do! Gimli: Believe me, they are no roses!
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02-20-2003, 10:13 AM | #1133 |
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02-20-2003, 10:26 AM | #1134 |
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Frodo: *BELCH* Ha ha! Can't beat that!
Hobbit-woman to his left: Oh, yeah? Listen to this! The next morning the hobbits of Hobbiton were very surpised to find that most of their glassware was shattered.
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02-20-2003, 01:13 PM | #1135 |
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Frodo: Speech!
Woman behind Frodo: Hey look at Bilbo dance! Frodo: Hey now! Bilbo, you have been at the Gaffer's home brew! Well, alright, just as long as you stay sane. Woman: Oh, look at Bilbo take off his clothes! Frodo: Bilbo! We're going home! I know, a little perverted. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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02-21-2003, 06:31 AM | #1137 |
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Frodo mistakes a candle for cake topping, resulting in badly burned gums.
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02-21-2003, 03:21 PM | #1138 |
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Now that Saruman will be gone for a few hours, I think I shall pour myself a glass of wine, put on some Beethoven, and read a good book. Now, what book shall I read?
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02-21-2003, 08:19 PM | #1139 |
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I saw that!! Oops. I farted
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02-21-2003, 10:21 PM | #1140 |
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Grima (to himself) "Yes, delightful. The Michael Jackson look definitely suits me! Because I'm bad, I'm bad, y'know it...shamon...."
yikes!
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02-21-2003, 10:28 PM | #1141 |
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"How shall he die? Poison? A nasty fall? I wonder if this place would burn...."
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02-22-2003, 01:59 AM | #1142 |
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Wormtounge: That stupid Saurman is gone, that means that I have some time to myself, now let's go find where they keep the wine and ale in this large building.
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02-22-2003, 02:12 AM | #1143 |
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Grima: ...on the other hand, the gothic look is very me. But I still don't know... the preppy and plaid look might work too...
Yeah, sorta dumb, but hey. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: Sadbh ]
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02-22-2003, 02:56 AM | #1144 |
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dammit! My hands are stuck together! Stupid superglue! sutible for the youngest orc my butt!
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02-22-2003, 07:30 AM | #1145 |
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Grima: So you're saying that i shouldn't have thrown the Palantir out of the window?
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02-22-2003, 10:31 AM | #1146 |
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Grima: My ring? What this thing? Picked it up off a little fella with brown curly hair. It makes me go invisible, look!
btw, to wass_up666, that is a scary picture of Viggo mortensen- thank goodness hes got a signature on his head! [ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: Lyra Greenleaf ]
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02-22-2003, 10:38 AM | #1147 |
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LOL! funny stuff!
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02-22-2003, 10:54 AM | #1148 |
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Grima:
I have just leaned up against a very sharp, pointy banister. However, I will attempt to ignore the pain in my shoulderblades and remain in calm, wise, pensive advisor-mode.
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02-22-2003, 06:37 PM | #1149 |
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Gríma: "I vant to drink your blood! I need...more...plasma..."
(An aside, years ago I saw an animated Spider-man episode in which on character was bitten by a bat and turned into a vampire. At one point he moaned, "I need...more...plasma..." Diamond was very amused.) OR Gríma: *strikes pose* "I've felt so much more deep and dramatic ever since I got this personal lighting assistant to shine eerie blue light upon me...thusly..."
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02-22-2003, 06:42 PM | #1150 |
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Grima: "Now Saruman, no one is talking to anyone until I get myself a deal..."
(Now I know of a few who may understand that, although not so amusing as some captions) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] |
02-22-2003, 07:48 PM | #1151 |
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Grima: You know, this place really could use some brightening up......maybe some new curtains.....
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02-22-2003, 07:52 PM | #1152 |
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Grima: Yes, I'm sure that was terrible for you Saruman, now, please, could you turn that light off, I think I could possibly be blinded if I look towards it any more.
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02-22-2003, 09:36 PM | #1153 |
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Ahh! I hate that dress on her! But I can't help but wonder what she is looking at. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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02-22-2003, 09:37 PM | #1154 |
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Arwen: Powers of the Valar, can you please help me pull up this dress?
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02-23-2003, 03:04 AM | #1155 |
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"There is... gum... stuck to the ceiling...."
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02-23-2003, 10:13 AM | #1156 |
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"Oh great, more guys trying to look down my shirt!" [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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02-23-2003, 11:52 AM | #1157 |
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Aragorn jumps in and chants: How low can you go? How low can you go....
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02-23-2003, 12:23 PM | #1158 |
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Arwen: Maybe if i roll my eyes and breath in deeply this dress wont fall off me!
or For Valar's sake Aragorn talk to the face, not the cleavage. Talk to the FACE, not the CLEAVAGE!
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02-23-2003, 02:44 PM | #1159 |
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Legolas: NO! This time, Aragorn, YOU have to answer the phone!
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02-23-2003, 03:09 PM | #1160 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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dum dum duuuuum! Superelf to the rescue!
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