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Brinniel · 08-31-2006, 04:31 PM

Hobbits, super glue, and ale never mix well together.....

Rikae · 08-31-2006, 06:05 PM

Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin celebrate their successful Halloween prank.

Pumpkin Hobbit: Guys? ....oof...I think I'm stuck in here...

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2006, 07:15 PM

The newest Hobbit drinking game, first one to jug their ale has to eat a pumpkin before they can drink another ale.

The Only Real Estel · 08-31-2006, 07:27 PM

The hobbit's synchronized toasting didn't draw as much attention as Sandyman's oversized pumpkin at the annual Green Dragon Talent Show.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-31-2006, 07:50 PM

Having their anual "staring intensly at our mugs contest" Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin didn't notice Bag End being plunderd

Estelyn Telcontar · 08-31-2006, 10:03 PM

It's January 3rd; the hobbits raise their mugs for the annual Birthday Toast:

"The Professor!"

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2006, 10:19 PM

OLD PIC

Boromir: Gandalf! you can't fly!

Gandalf: its okay! i switched to Geico!

Maeggaladiel · 09-01-2006, 12:09 AM

"Wonder Quadruplets... ACTIVATE!!"

OR

At the end of a long day on the hunt, the victorious pumpkin hunters toast their success. This pumpkin would no longer terrorize the good citizens of Hobbiton.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2006, 02:15 AM

The Hobbits place their mugs on top of an invisble box.

OR

A toast to the 11495th Post

Holbytlass · 09-01-2006, 09:05 AM

Merry: See! Now we have a whole pint.
Frodo: But who's going to get to drink it?

EDIT: Morm! That's so mean!!

<--shocked

Kath · 09-01-2006, 09:10 AM

Pippin: No, it's no use, even when we put them all together we can't get to the size of that pumpkin.

Volo · 09-01-2006, 09:16 AM

They were so drunk that they thought each of them had a mug.

High King Fingolfin · 09-01-2006, 10:02 PM

Frodo: All right, ready to splash our ale on the guy with the pumpkin?

narfforc · 09-01-2006, 11:49 PM

Mine's bigger than everyone else's, said Merry merrily.

So's your head, said Sam sarcastically.

You can't even see mine, fretted Frodo.

I'm just glad I have one, said Pippin proudly.

Morsul the Dark · 09-02-2006, 12:09 PM

Sam tries to figure out the tab relizing he only bought a small beer while his friends had bought larges

Mithalwen · 09-02-2006, 02:20 PM

As the others raised their mugs of foaming ale and Sam raised his orange juice, he reflected that an invitation to socialise with his superiors was bound to have a catch - not only was he designated driver but he had to make a carriage from a giant pumpkin...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2006, 02:06 AM

Sam is upset to find that Merry was right when he said, "your mug's not bigger than ours; it's just closer to your eyes."

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-03-2006, 10:22 AM

The Hobbits had been sitting like that, ever since Gandalf revealed his secret engagement to Radagast.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2006, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

The Hobbits had been sitting like that, ever since Gandalf revealed his secret engagement to Radagast.

And that was 4 years ago...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-03-2006, 10:36 AM

That was the intended joke, yes.

Maybe I should have added an amount of time, but there is no need with Hookbill around.

Lalwendë · 09-03-2006, 10:47 AM

Merry: "My cup-a-soup is a bit Haywain flavoured." The Hobbits grimaced as Merry went into his familiar Slade At Home routine from Reeves and Mortimer.

OR

Sam didn't really feel like joining in with the hearty cheer of "Skol!" as he was on lemonade, being designated driver for the evening.

Gandalf_the _white · 09-04-2006, 12:42 PM

Frodo didn't really have a mug, concealed behind Merry's mug was the ring which he had secretly saved

(He was planning the deaths of everyone in the pub, thats why hes smiling)

Gothmog · 09-04-2006, 01:19 PM

Frodo thinking: I'm never been any good at sports, but now I've won 3 cups! Hope I don't get mugged...

*sigh*

The Elf-warrior · 09-04-2006, 07:17 PM

The Hobbits give a toast to the possibility of the Hobbit coming out in 2007.

Smaug gloats over his two Survivor victories OR

Smaug: "It's mine! My own! My Precious!"

narfforc · 09-05-2006, 01:04 AM

As Bilbo bends down to pick up a penny, he has a slight accident, which results in a cloud of foul smelling gas erupt from his behind. The Dragon says: Phew young hobbit, that is one strong stink, it's burning my nostrils.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2006, 02:33 AM

Smaug: *singing* I am so Rich! I am so Rich! You are poor! But I am Rich!

OR

Smaug: Pass me that big beer mug would you?

Bilbo: It's a pot of Gold.

Smaug: Is it? Wow. Who are you again?

Mithalwen · 09-05-2006, 04:59 AM

In "The Apprentice - Middle Earth", Bilbo is about to hear the immortal words "You're fired"

Morsul the Dark · 09-05-2006, 08:04 AM

Bilbo starts vomiting when he relizes the truth... gold is really just dragon doo-doo(i mean if they never leave their hoard where do they go?)

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2006, 08:33 AM

Bilbo: See, I am bald! It was just a wig!

Smaug: Oooohhh! I see.

OR

Smaug: You think that's all a pile of Gold? Well, you know how my belly is covered in jewels? And... Well, all these years without exercise and not a female Dragon for miles... I let myself go a little... and then a little more... and so on...

Bilbo: Oooohhh! I see.

Gothmog · 09-05-2006, 08:48 AM

The annual soap bubble challenge:
Smaug:Lo! I'm blowing bubbles out of my nose!
Bilbo: Oh, that's nothing. I've covered myself in bubbles! Just finishing my left leg...

OR

Little Red Riding Bilbo: Oh Grandma, your nose are so big!
Big Bad Smaug: It's because I want to smell your odour!

OR

Bilbo: You know, when I was younger I could bend all the way down here, (touches his toes) but now I can only bend like this (bends 90 degrees).
Smaug: Same thing here! A few hundred years ago, I could bite my tail!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-05-2006, 09:16 AM

The pile of treasure, (background) was furious finding Smaug sleeping with another pile of treasure.

Oddwen · 09-05-2006, 09:30 AM

Bilbo forgets the Dwarves he left at the end of the secret tunnel and bows to the Dragon's majesty!

mormegil · 09-05-2006, 09:53 AM

Bilbo: Smaug why would you possibly need a ladder for that giant mug of gold?

Smaug: Well you see...I ummm...well I...Oh Shut up!

or

Bilbo: While you can smell you you cannot see me and therein lies your problem in dealing with me.

Smaug: *thinking* Old fool! Does he really think he's invisible...this particular artist gave me the advantage of the vapor of gas and dark outline of this hobbit.

The Only Real Estel · 09-05-2006, 10:12 AM

Smaug (singing to himself): "If were a rich dragon, na na na na na na na na na; see I'd have all the money in the world if I were a wealthy dra-a-a-a-gon."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2006, 10:49 AM

Smaug: Yeah, I had a dog once... He's in here somewhere...

Dog: *Muffled howl*

Mithalwen · 09-05-2006, 11:43 AM

Smaug the Golden, inventor of Bling

Oddwen · 09-05-2006, 06:28 PM

Bilbo nearly falls over in shock - just in front of him, by the fire-runes along the outside - is the One Giant Mug to rule them All!

(That's a Tolkien work, isn't it? {the painting})

Rikae · 09-05-2006, 06:43 PM

Bilbo: I blow my nose at you, so called "Smaug Dragon". I fart in your general direction!

mormegil · 09-05-2006, 08:20 PM

Bilbo: Is that a Silmaril at the top of your pile?

Smaug: Do you know anybody related to Feanor?

Bilbo: Why yes, yes I do.

Smaug: Well then no it's not a Silmaril then.

THE Ka · 09-05-2006, 11:17 PM

Smaug: Ugh! It's always smoke and mirrors with you thieves, seriously, me falling for your two-bit act is about as likely as stopping my equally plunging waist line...

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Smaug was not ready for most things, let alone being hassled by pizzarias for his exceptional bill...

Smaug: I really am becoming tired of pizza boy, okay...

~ Ka

08-31-2006, 04:31 PM	#11481
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Hobbits, super glue, and ale never mix well together..... __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-31-2006, 07:15 PM	#11483
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	The newest Hobbit drinking game, first one to jug their ale has to eat a pumpkin before they can drink another ale. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2006, 10:03 PM	#11486
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	It's January 3rd; the hobbits raise their mugs for the annual Birthday Toast: "The Professor!" __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

08-31-2006, 10:19 PM	#11487
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	OLD PIC Boromir: Gandalf! you can't fly! Gandalf: its okay! i switched to Geico! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-01-2006, 12:09 AM	#11488
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"Wonder Quadruplets... ACTIVATE!!" OR At the end of a long day on the hunt, the victorious pumpkin hunters toast their success. This pumpkin would no longer terrorize the good citizens of Hobbiton. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

08-31-2006, 06:05 PM	#11482
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin celebrate their successful Halloween prank. Pumpkin Hobbit: Guys? ....oof...I think I'm stuck in here...

08-31-2006, 07:27 PM	#11484
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The hobbit's synchronized toasting didn't draw as much attention as Sandyman's oversized pumpkin at the annual Green Dragon Talent Show.

09-01-2006, 02:15 AM	#11489
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Hobbits place their mugs on top of an invisble box. OR A toast to the 11495th Post __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2006, 09:05 AM	#11490
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Merry: See! Now we have a whole pint. Frodo: But who's going to get to drink it? EDIT: Morm! That's so mean!! <--shocked __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII Last edited by Holbytlass; 09-01-2006 at 09:26 AM.

09-01-2006, 09:10 AM	#11491
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin: No, it's no use, even when we put them all together we can't get to the size of that pumpkin. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-01-2006, 09:16 AM	#11492
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	They were so drunk that they thought each of them had a mug. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

09-01-2006, 10:02 PM	#11493
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Frodo: All right, ready to splash our ale on the guy with the pumpkin? __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-01-2006, 11:49 PM	#11494
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Habit of Half-pint Hobbits Mine's bigger than everyone else's, said Merry merrily. So's your head, said Sam sarcastically. You can't even see mine, fretted Frodo. I'm just glad I have one, said Pippin proudly. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-02-2006, 12:09 PM	#11495
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Sam tries to figure out the tab relizing he only bought a small beer while his friends had bought larges __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-02-2006, 02:20 PM	#11496
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	When fairytales collide.... As the others raised their mugs of foaming ale and Sam raised his orange juice, he reflected that an invitation to socialise with his superiors was bound to have a catch - not only was he designated driver but he had to make a carriage from a giant pumpkin... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-03-2006, 02:06 AM	#11497
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam is upset to find that Merry was right when he said, "your mug's not bigger than ours; it's just closer to your eyes." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-03-2006, 10:47 AM	#11501
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Merry: "My cup-a-soup is a bit Haywain flavoured." The Hobbits grimaced as Merry went into his familiar Slade At Home routine from Reeves and Mortimer. OR Sam didn't really feel like joining in with the hearty cheer of "Skol!" as he was on lemonade, being designated driver for the evening. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-04-2006, 12:42 PM	#11502
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Frodo didn't really have a mug, concealed behind Merry's mug was the ring which he had secretly saved (He was planning the deaths of everyone in the pub, thats why hes smiling)

09-04-2006, 01:19 PM	#11503
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Frodo thinking: I'm never been any good at sports, but now I've won 3 cups! Hope I don't get mugged... sigh __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

09-04-2006, 07:17 PM	#11504
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Hobbits give a toast to the possibility of the Hobbit coming out in 2007. Smaug gloats over his two Survivor victories OR Smaug: "It's mine! My own! My Precious!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-05-2006, 01:04 AM	#11505
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	As Bilbo bends down to pick up a penny, he has a slight accident, which results in a cloud of foul smelling gas erupt from his behind. The Dragon says: Phew young hobbit, that is one strong stink, it's burning my nostrils. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-05-2006, 02:33 AM	#11506
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Smaug: singing I am so Rich! I am so Rich! You are poor! But I am Rich! OR Smaug: Pass me that big beer mug would you? Bilbo: It's a pot of Gold. Smaug: Is it? Wow. Who are you again? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2006, 04:59 AM	#11507
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Fat cats have nothing on dragons... In "The Apprentice - Middle Earth", Bilbo is about to hear the immortal words "You're fired" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-05-2006, 08:04 AM	#11508
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Bilbo starts vomiting when he relizes the truth... gold is really just dragon doo-doo(i mean if they never leave their hoard where do they go?) __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-05-2006, 08:33 AM	#11509
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo: See, I am bald! It was just a wig! Smaug: Oooohhh! I see. OR Smaug: You think that's all a pile of Gold? Well, you know how my belly is covered in jewels? And... Well, all these years without exercise and not a female Dragon for miles... I let myself go a little... and then a little more... and so on... Bilbo: Oooohhh! I see. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2006, 08:48 AM	#11510
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	The annual soap bubble challenge: Smaug:Lo! I'm blowing bubbles out of my nose! Bilbo: Oh, that's nothing. I've covered myself in bubbles! Just finishing my left leg... OR Little Red Riding Bilbo: Oh Grandma, your nose are so big! Big Bad Smaug: It's because I want to smell your odour! OR Bilbo: You know, when I was younger I could bend all the way down here, (touches his toes) but now I can only bend like this (bends 90 degrees). Smaug: Same thing here! A few hundred years ago, I could bite my tail! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

09-05-2006, 09:30 AM	#11512
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Bilbo forgets the Dwarves he left at the end of the secret tunnel and bows to the Dragon's majesty! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-05-2006, 09:53 AM	#11513
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Bilbo: Smaug why would you possibly need a ladder for that giant mug of gold? Smaug: Well you see...I ummm...well I...Oh Shut up! or Bilbo: While you can smell you you cannot see me and therein lies your problem in dealing with me. Smaug: thinking Old fool! Does he really think he's invisible...this particular artist gave me the advantage of the vapor of gas and dark outline of this hobbit. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

09-05-2006, 10:12 AM	#11514
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	He'd probably never make it on ME Idol, but... Smaug (singing to himself): "If were a rich dragon, na na na na na na na na na; see I'd have all the money in the world if I were a wealthy dra-a-a-a-gon."

09-05-2006, 10:49 AM	#11515
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Smaug: Yeah, I had a dog once... He's in here somewhere... Dog: Muffled howl __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2006, 11:43 AM	#11516
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Smaug the Golden, inventor of Bling __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-05-2006, 06:28 PM	#11517
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Bilbo nearly falls over in shock - just in front of him, by the fire-runes along the outside - is the One Giant Mug to rule them All! (That's a Tolkien work, isn't it? {the painting}) __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-05-2006, 06:43 PM	#11518
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Bilbo: I blow my nose at you, so called "Smaug Dragon". I fart in your general direction!

09-05-2006, 08:20 PM	#11519
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Bilbo: Is that a Silmaril at the top of your pile? Smaug: Do you know anybody related to Feanor? Bilbo: Why yes, yes I do. Smaug: Well then no it's not a Silmaril then. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

09-05-2006, 11:17 PM	#11520
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Smaug: Ugh! It's always smoke and mirrors with you thieves, seriously, me falling for your two-bit act is about as likely as stopping my equally plunging waist line... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Smaug was not ready for most things, let alone being hassled by pizzarias for his exceptional bill... Smaug: I really am becoming tired of pizza boy, okay... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?