Crazy Captions - Page 287 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Boromir88 · 08-26-2006, 09:52 AM

PJ: Hey you look like some pretty well off guys...how about you loan me some money, I've come on some bad times lately.

Aragorn: (confused) You got a pretty spiffy coat for having no money.

Thinlómien · 08-26-2006, 10:07 AM

"Smile, you're on the candid camera!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-26-2006, 11:12 AM

This year's Olympic 500 meter swim race was predicted to be a close one.

Lalwendë · 08-26-2006, 11:23 AM

Andy: "You're surely not going to attempt the Two-man Bobsleigh naked are you?"

Holbytlass · 08-26-2006, 06:10 PM

Another shameless attempt of Crest Whitening strips hanging on the coattails of the highly successful LOTR.

The Only Real Estel · 08-26-2006, 06:27 PM

Middle Earth's newest Siamese twins - an ex-hobbit & a...man thingy - flash smiles for the camera.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-28-2006, 09:49 AM

Police man: So, miss, which one stole your handbag?

Volo · 08-28-2006, 10:31 AM

Look here son, this is what Mario Kart: Double Dash does to people. You don't want me to buy a Game Cube anymore do you?

The Only Real Estel · 08-28-2006, 10:39 AM

Gollum accidently stumbled onto the set of The Mummy.

Morsul the Dark · 08-29-2006, 06:26 PM

Gollum and his imaginary friend Harvey

The Only Real Estel · 08-29-2006, 09:09 PM

On the right: Gollum

On the left: Gollum after deciding that he was indeed "to sexy for his suit."

THE Ka · 08-29-2006, 10:11 PM

Gandalf: Fine with me, if you all want to waste you're time with the stairs, I'll take the Gandalf-o-master escalator...

~ Ka

narfforc · 08-30-2006, 01:59 AM

Gandalf: This is not a good picture to show The Downers, don't you know there is a argument raging of Biblical proportions on an other thread. I am so glad it's air that I am walking on and not water.

P.S Please don't show the bit where I am pretending to be an Archangel fighting Satan on a bridge.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2006, 02:31 AM

Gandalf is kidnapped by a small shiny Pixie.

OR

The Fellowship lines up to play Whack A Wizard.

narfforc · 08-30-2006, 04:34 AM

Boromir: Will you stop pushing at the back

Pippin: I wanna see.

Merry: See what, is something happening up front.

Boromir: Will you lot stop pushing and back up a bit!!!!

Gimli: And will you stop shouting at the little ones, you know they get bored easy.

Boromir: I am only saying there isn't much room up front, and it's dangerous.

Gandalf: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

Boromir: See now look what you've done.

Lalwendë · 08-30-2006, 04:47 AM

The inevitable fall following Gandalf's rash leap across the chasm was halted when the Tardis unexpectedly began to materialise in the void, saving him from certain death.

Bêthberry · 08-30-2006, 04:54 AM

Legolas thought it was time to lead the lads in a rousing rendition of "Climb every mountain."

OR

The real question is, "Does Gandalf have wings?"

Lalwendë · 08-30-2006, 05:51 AM

Legolas wished he hadn't jumped down first. "If you'd seen what I've just seen lads, then you wouldn't be making Gandalf Uncloaked jokes quite so often!"

mormegil · 08-30-2006, 07:15 AM

Legolas: Gandalf, from where did you get that miners head light?

Gandalf: Oh, ummm...Gimli gave it to me.

Gimli: I DID NOT! I've never seen such a thing before.

Gandalf: Fine I wanted to be like Eärendil and I thought this was the best way...there are you satisfied!?!

Kitanna · 08-30-2006, 07:27 AM

Ian McKellen tries his Magneto trick from X2 to jump across the bridge.

or

An angry mob chases Gandalf from their village after he makes some bad fireworks.

Holbytlass · 08-30-2006, 07:50 AM

Legolas to Gandalf: Since you're going to fall down the next chasm, I ought to just let you go now. Saves me back from all that pain in catching you.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-30-2006, 08:42 AM

Gandalf got his head helplessly stuck in the rock when he jumped the chasm

The Only Real Estel · 08-30-2006, 09:35 AM

Gandalf was the only one that took his own advice to "fly" literally.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2006, 09:40 AM

Gandalf: Here I go! ... *Pauses in mid-air* Wait... did I leave the iron on? No... No I defiantly turned it off. Now... did I lock the door?

OR

Legolas: Come on, Gandalf. Get down from there!

Gandalf: No! Not until you apologise!

Lalwendë · 08-30-2006, 09:47 AM

Gandalf: "Damn those Dwarven cowboy builders!"

OR

Boromir: "Why the hell do old folk always have to stop and stand right at the bottom of the escalator when there's a crowd piling up behind them?!"

Volo · 08-30-2006, 10:08 AM

After too many not so successful uncloakings Gandalf's friends got really fed up and violent. Poor Gandalf couldn't go left or right, he had no choce but to go up.

mormegil · 08-30-2006, 10:37 AM

Gandalf attempts desperately to be sexy and pull off the 'Marilyn Monroe'. He was met with limited success.

The Only Real Estel · 08-30-2006, 12:52 PM

Survivor All-Star

A depressed Hama fan throws himself into a chasm after hearing the news that the doorwarden was the latest to be voted off the island.

THE Ka · 08-30-2006, 01:17 PM

Boromir: You can wal-

Gandalf: Shoosh! Those silly Wights are recording me! ... I hope farmer Maggot does not notice my crop circles...

Wights: Crop circles! Crop circles! To farmer Maggot's place!

Gandalf: whew, finally, I can actually use the escalator at my own pace...

Fellowship: What escalator?...

~ Ka

Rikae · 08-30-2006, 03:12 PM

Gandalf E. Coyote before he made the mistake of looking down.

Gurthang · 08-30-2006, 09:18 PM

Legolas: "We can't take everything with us; toss me only what we need!"

Pippin: "Okay, here's a cardboard cut-out of Gandalf." *tosses*

Brinniel · 08-30-2006, 10:21 PM

Merry: I didn't know Gandalf could fly.

Aragorn: He can't, he's wearing wires...

Pippin: Oooh, can I try them on?

Gandalf: Wheeeee!!!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-31-2006, 12:56 AM

What the others did not know was that Gandalf was wearing some very high and transparent stilettos.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2006, 03:12 AM

Gandalf begins to go to extreme lengths in order to avoid Boromir.

OR

Gandalf: You cannot Pass!

Legolas: Not yet!

Gandalf: Oh…

The Only Real Estel · 08-31-2006, 08:11 AM

Aragorn: "Gandalf!"

Boromir: "It's those new Air Jordans he bought..."

Lalwendë · 08-31-2006, 01:34 PM

Gandalf was saved when the Rapture unexpectedly started during his mis-timed jump.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2006, 01:59 PM

Gandalf leaps at the opportunity of a new picture!

The Hobbits combine their mugs in the hope of creating one SUPER MUG.

OR

Merry is pleased with his super gluing mug trick...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-31-2006, 02:03 PM

For some reason the hobbits was very pleased with Hookbills attempt to spread "Crazy Captions" to "Barrow-Downs Produkts" . . .

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

For some reason the hobbits was very pleased with Hookbills attempt to spread "Crazy Captions" to "Barrow-Downs Produkts" . . .

Shut up!

They were right next to each other on my User CP thing... I was hoping no one had noticed...

Anyway...

Merry: Ha-ha! My mug is the biggest! You owe me one Barrow Pound, Pip.

mormegil · 08-31-2006, 02:24 PM

It had been agreed upon and was sealed with a toast that to enter their secret society that Samwise would throw a pumpkin at Rosie Cotton.

08-26-2006, 09:52 AM	#11441
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	PJ: Hey you look like some pretty well off guys...how about you loan me some money, I've come on some bad times lately. Aragorn: (confused) You got a pretty spiffy coat for having no money. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-26-2006, 10:07 AM	#11442
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	"Smile, you're on the candid camera!" __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

08-26-2006, 11:12 AM	#11443
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This year's Olympic 500 meter swim race was predicted to be a close one. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-26-2006, 11:23 AM	#11444
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Andy: "You're surely not going to attempt the Two-man Bobsleigh naked are you?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-26-2006, 06:10 PM	#11445
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Another shameless attempt of Crest Whitening strips hanging on the coattails of the highly successful LOTR. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-26-2006, 06:27 PM	#11446
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Middle Earth's newest Siamese twins - an ex-hobbit & a...man thingy - flash smiles for the camera.

08-28-2006, 09:49 AM	#11447
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Police man: So, miss, which one stole your handbag? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-28-2006, 10:31 AM	#11448
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Look here son, this is what Mario Kart: Double Dash does to people. You don't want me to buy a Game Cube anymore do you? __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

08-28-2006, 10:39 AM	#11449
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gollum accidently stumbled onto the set of The Mummy.

08-29-2006, 06:26 PM	#11450
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Gollum and his imaginary friend Harvey __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-29-2006, 09:09 PM	#11451
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	On the right: Gollum On the left: Gollum after deciding that he was indeed "to sexy for his suit."

08-29-2006, 10:11 PM	#11452
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gandalf: Fine with me, if you all want to waste you're time with the stairs, I'll take the Gandalf-o-master escalator... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-30-2006, 01:59 AM	#11453
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Gandalf: This is not a good picture to show The Downers, don't you know there is a argument raging of Biblical proportions on an other thread. I am so glad it's air that I am walking on and not water. P.S Please don't show the bit where I am pretending to be an Archangel fighting Satan on a bridge. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-30-2006, 02:31 AM	#11454
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf is kidnapped by a small shiny Pixie. OR The Fellowship lines up to play Whack A Wizard. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2006, 04:34 AM	#11455
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Boromir: Will you stop pushing at the back Pippin: I wanna see. Merry: See what, is something happening up front. Boromir: Will you lot stop pushing and back up a bit!!!! Gimli: And will you stop shouting at the little ones, you know they get bored easy. Boromir: I am only saying there isn't much room up front, and it's dangerous. Gandalf: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH. Boromir: See now look what you've done. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-30-2006, 04:47 AM	#11456
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The inevitable fall following Gandalf's rash leap across the chasm was halted when the Tardis unexpectedly began to materialise in the void, saving him from certain death. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2006, 04:54 AM	#11457
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	Legolas thought it was time to lead the lads in a rousing rendition of "Climb every mountain." OR The real question is, "Does Gandalf have wings?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-30-2006, 05:51 AM	#11458
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Legolas wished he hadn't jumped down first. "If you'd seen what I've just seen lads, then you wouldn't be making Gandalf Uncloaked jokes quite so often!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2006, 07:15 AM	#11459
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Legolas: Gandalf, from where did you get that miners head light? Gandalf: Oh, ummm...Gimli gave it to me. Gimli: I DID NOT! I've never seen such a thing before. Gandalf: Fine I wanted to be like Eärendil and I thought this was the best way...there are you satisfied!?! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-30-2006, 07:27 AM	#11460
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Ian McKellen tries his Magneto trick from X2 to jump across the bridge. or An angry mob chases Gandalf from their village after he makes some bad fireworks. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-30-2006, 07:50 AM	#11461
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Legolas to Gandalf: Since you're going to fall down the next chasm, I ought to just let you go now. Saves me back from all that pain in catching you. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-30-2006, 09:35 AM	#11463
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf was the only one that took his own advice to "fly" literally.

08-30-2006, 09:40 AM	#11464
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Here I go! ... Pauses in mid-air Wait... did I leave the iron on? No... No I defiantly turned it off. Now... did I lock the door? OR Legolas: Come on, Gandalf. Get down from there! Gandalf: No! Not until you apologise! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2006, 09:47 AM	#11465
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf: "Damn those Dwarven cowboy builders!" OR Boromir: "Why the hell do old folk always have to stop and stand right at the bottom of the escalator when there's a crowd piling up behind them?!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2006, 10:08 AM	#11466
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	After too many not so successful uncloakings Gandalf's friends got really fed up and violent. Poor Gandalf couldn't go left or right, he had no choce but to go up. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

08-30-2006, 10:37 AM	#11467
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gandalf attempts desperately to be sexy and pull off the 'Marilyn Monroe'. He was met with limited success. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-30-2006, 12:52 PM	#11468
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	strange that this post should come right after one from mormegil... ;) Survivor All-Star A depressed Hama fan throws himself into a chasm after hearing the news that the doorwarden was the latest to be voted off the island.

08-30-2006, 01:17 PM	#11469
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Boromir: You can wal- Gandalf: Shoosh! Those silly Wights are recording me! ... I hope farmer Maggot does not notice my crop circles... Wights: Crop circles! Crop circles! To farmer Maggot's place! Gandalf: whew, finally, I can actually use the escalator at my own pace... Fellowship: What escalator?... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-30-2006, 03:12 PM	#11470
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Gandalf E. Coyote before he made the mistake of looking down.

08-30-2006, 09:18 PM	#11471
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Legolas: "We can't take everything with us; toss me only what we need!" Pippin: "Okay, here's a cardboard cut-out of Gandalf." tosses __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-30-2006, 10:21 PM	#11472
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Merry: I didn't know Gandalf could fly. Aragorn: He can't, he's wearing wires... Pippin: Oooh, can I try them on? Gandalf: Wheeeee!!! __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-31-2006, 03:12 AM	#11474
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf begins to go to extreme lengths in order to avoid Boromir. OR Gandalf: You cannot Pass! Legolas: Not yet! Gandalf: Oh… __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-31-2006, 08:11 AM	#11475
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn: "Gandalf!" Boromir: "It's those new Air Jordans he bought..."

08-31-2006, 01:34 PM	#11476
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf was saved when the Rapture unexpectedly started during his mis-timed jump. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-31-2006, 01:59 PM	#11477
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf leaps at the opportunity of a new picture! The Hobbits combine their mugs in the hope of creating one SUPER MUG. OR Merry is pleased with his super gluing mug trick... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...