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08-22-2006, 07:14 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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For any Family Guy watchers....
BW: Have you come to deliver my paper little boy?...oh you're such a sweet boy...I got some candy for you, ya just come on inside and I'll give you some candy. What a nice little boy. Frodo: Umm...I think I better get going now. BW: Nonsense, I have candy, just come into my barrow.
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08-22-2006, 10:01 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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The Barrow-Wight apprehends a forum spammer.
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08-22-2006, 10:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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B-W: Ring around the roses...
OR B-W: Tell me, am I, or am I not, in your opinion, beautiful?
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08-22-2006, 12:14 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Barrow-Wight: "Now I'll eat your soul!"
Frodo: "Oh, man! You need a Tic-Tac!"
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08-22-2006, 12:22 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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Don't do drugs kid, or you'll turn out looking like me.
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08-22-2006, 01:43 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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If you've been around the Downs in the last few days this will make sense...
A poor downer is approached by an overly agressive spammer...
Downer: "No, I don't want to hear about my PC & I do not 'search female'!" |
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08-22-2006, 01:49 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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A Gandalf wannabe.
B-W: You shall not pass!!! Frodo: Uh, I live here.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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08-22-2006, 02:35 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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I've just worked out that over 30% of my posts have been C-Cs
When Teddy bears go bad.
OR When wigs attack. Or yet... When Gandalf uncloaks. 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-22-2006 at 02:52 PM. |
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08-22-2006, 02:57 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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The Barrow-Wright: We already have a topic just like that! Did you do any search at all?!?!
Or The Barrow-Wright: The Chat Skwerl!
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08-22-2006, 03:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Barrow-wight: What have you done with Baggins, Potter?
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08-23-2006, 03:44 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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Frodo: No I don't want to buy a power de-greaser! I don't use many pans! I don't! I ... greaser ... don't want to ... well maybe ... I guess just one ... two ... seventeen ...
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08-23-2006, 04:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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B-W: Don't look now, but I think those rocks are following me.
OR At Christmas on the Barrow Downs, it looks like The Barrow Wight got the embarrassing sweatshirt from his grandmother.
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08-23-2006, 04:46 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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BW: Now we do the same to the left... one-two-three... one-two-three
Frodo: one-two-three... one-two-three... (...I kinda hoped that at least a waltz teacher in this dancing school would be likable... first that chap in yellow boots in jig class, now this... I wonder who teaches tango?...)... one-two-three...one-two-tree...
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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08-23-2006, 05:30 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Secrets of Middle-earth part 33
Here we see the evidence that Frodo was one of the local 'hoodies' and the Barrow-wight actually caught him trying to nick his i-Pod.
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Gordon's alive!
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08-23-2006, 05:56 AM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
Posts: 2,178
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The Rime of the Ancient Barrow-wight (abridged)
He holds him with his skinny hand,
`There was a post' quoth he. `Hold off ! unhand me, penguin green!' Eftsoons the thread locked he. *** I fear thee, ancient Barrow-wight! I fear thy skinny hand! And thou art long in thought and might, That I may not withstand. I fear thee and thy glittering eye, And thy hellish skwerlz so green.'-- Fear not, fear not, thou Pile of Bones! Worse posts than thine they've seen.
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08-23-2006, 06:44 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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The dangers of going to Metallica concerts...
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08-23-2006, 08:24 AM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
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A couple for the Brits
The Barrow-wight: "Big Issue, mate?"
*** Alternatively: Frodo: The Funky Gibbon? That was thirty years ago, Bill. Get over it.
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08-23-2006, 08:33 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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The Barrow-Wight was feeling much more social after trying his new hair color.
B-W: Of course they're not plugs! OR Wight: More cookies, confound you! I've been waiting decades for barrow-to barrow service and they have the nerve only to send halflings!
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08-23-2006, 08:48 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Frodo: Teddy?
Wight: Fuzzy be hand and heart and bone And sweet be sleep under the stone Never more to wake on cuddly bed Never, 'til alarm fails and clock is dead Or... Quote:
Or... Wight: Awwww, whooza cutsie boy den? Wanna pinch his cheekie! Frodo: Awww, Grandma!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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08-23-2006, 04:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Hypnotism, the last-ditch cure for chatters.
B-W: "Look into my eyes! You are getting verry sleepy! Repeat after me, 'Chat is bad for the brain'".
Chatter: "Chat is like, bad for you." B-W: "No, no, no! Chat is bad for the brain!" Chatter: "Is it like, really that important that I like, repeat it exactly?" B-W: "Fool! Do not use the word 'like' in that way in the presence of the Barrow-wight! Chat Skwerl, consume this fool!"
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08-23-2006, 04:07 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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B-W: i told you not to go off-topic!!!
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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08-24-2006, 09:05 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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08-24-2006, 09:25 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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B-W: Is the forum losing members? Have we discussed everything? Does this coat make me look fat? Tell me!
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08-24-2006, 10:20 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Original concepts for M. Night Shyamalan's creatures in The Village were scary than the ones he actually went with... *
*Yes, I'm still ragging on this movie, if anyone rememebers me complaining about it when it first came out... 
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08-24-2006, 12:31 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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General Grievous somehow found his way into Lord of the Rings, and grew some hair in the process.
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08-24-2006, 12:47 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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"OI!!! Where do you think you're going? You've not taken the rubbish out!"
Lalwende accosts Davem as he tries to leave the house for work.
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Gordon's alive!
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08-25-2006, 02:17 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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A new poster from the upcoming film Potty Harry and The Prisoner is on a Razorban
Watch out for Potty Harry and the Goblins on Fire, Potty Harry and The Philander is Stoned, also watch Harry picked up his ruined holiday pictures in Potty Harry and the Bloody Half-prints, or Harry gets a new type Mobile for his birthday and sends for a pizza in Potty Harry and The Order by Phone-X. Or is this a picture from the cutting room floor of Jack Petersons film Lord of the Rongs issued by Newstoryline Films, I'm sure I can see Tom Bombastic and his pretty wife Goldigger The Glibber-womans Daughter just out of shot.
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08-25-2006, 02:32 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Jurassic Pratt
Frodo: Sam, stay perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement!
B-W: No it isn't. Frodo: AH...
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08-25-2006, 08:54 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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BW: I insist that you keep my picture.
Frodo: But we are putting up a new one with more of me in it. BW: Do you not know who I am? Frodo: Ummm...Cousin It? BW: Fine put it up.  Stage Hand: Elijah I'm sorry but we can't film with those glasses on. Elijah: I told you I'm a rocker and I don't care for rules. Or Aragon: Frodo don't talk to him he's a spy of Mordor, I shall get my sword. Elijah: Viggo you get too into your role. Calm down.
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08-25-2006, 09:08 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Man: For the last time Frodo, you are not The One.
Frodo: I think you'll find I am. Now where's Agent Elrond?
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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08-25-2006, 09:58 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Viggo stares ahead at the uncloaking Ian in horror while Elijah signs a one year contract to pose for "Life Sized Hobbit Salt and Pepper Shakers Weekly".
Man: Sign here, here, here and here. Elijah: Okay. Hey, Viggo? Does this sound good to you? Viggo? Viggo: 
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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08-25-2006, 10:57 AM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Viggo: Um...no, Pete, I don't think the sunglasses make Frodo look more macho.
Elijah (to himself): Smells like PJ's been "testing" the pipeweed again. PJ: Last time I checked, Peter Jackson, not Viggo Mortensen, was director of LOTR! Last edited by Rikae; 08-25-2006 at 11:15 AM. |
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08-25-2006, 11:01 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Elijah and Viggo made a big mistake by turning up to the Premiere Party dressed in character.
Bouncer: "Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. Fan geeks dressed as characters. Tch. We've had loads of 'em, mate. Get yourselves back to the Line Party lads."
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Gordon's alive!
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08-25-2006, 11:19 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Hobbits ARE a virus Mr Baggins
Confusion reigns when due to Hugo Weaving's schedule the Matrix and LOTR trilogies are filmed in tandem......
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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08-25-2006, 11:28 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Guy: Money for the blind.
Frodo: erm... okay. Guy: Hmm... I was going for the roller blind... so, I'll need a little more. Aragorn: -_-
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08-25-2006, 12:30 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Aragorn (thinking): Boromir dressed for the bitter cold with that earband and that massive down coat...Frodo dressed for the sun with those wicked cool shades...I dressed for neither. I should've listened to Arwen, grr...
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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It was clear to Viggo that PJ and Elijah had been partying pretty hard the previous evening. . .
Elijah: Why does snow has to be so white ? PJ: I don't know, but don't you think this headband makes me look like John Mcenroe? or Aragorn and Frodo was very suprised to meet a North Face wearing Jeti, in the Misty Mountains.
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08-25-2006, 01:13 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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I couldn't resist:
 Gollum: P*** off, Serkisss, she's looking at ME! Andy: She's insane ... just keep smiling and back away slowly... -or- Gollum before and after his body wrap treatment. |
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08-26-2006, 02:53 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Gollum: We would'nt be in this mess if you had'nt lost the Precious.
Smeagol: I was'nt wearing at the time, you was. Gollum: Was'nt. Smeagol: Was. Gollum: Wasss not! Smeagol: You was Preciouss Gollum: If you don't shut up I'm going to throttle you Smeagol: Do it and put us both out of this misery. Gollum: Won't. Smeagol: Will. Gollum: Will. Smeagol: Won't. Gollum: Who the hell are you anyway?
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08-26-2006, 09:43 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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Gollum: Aha, finally! There he is!
Andy: Oh, no! I knew this undersea diving was a bad idea! Gollum: But that shark ate my Precious! Andy: I'm not sticking around for the end of this...
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