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mormegil · 08-01-2006, 02:08 PM

The Gang: Why it's Old Man Withers!

Old Man Withers: And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-01-2006, 02:13 PM

The titel Saruman of Many Colours was not a stroke of genious, but a process. . .

Saruman: I am Saruman of Different Tints of Orange ! ! !

Gil-Galad · 08-01-2006, 02:45 PM

Pesky Rohirrim: you don't have magic powers

Saruman: Oh yeah! i'll show you as i use my powers to make your head explode...nuhh...nahh...nuh-nu-nu-nu...nahh-na-na-na

Gurthang · 08-01-2006, 03:05 PM

While delivering to Moria, Santa Claus drops his hat and loses sight of it in the Dark.

The Only Real Estel · 08-02-2006, 09:21 AM

Just as Saruman prepared to bite into his snack, the notorious Bread Loaf Snatcher struck.

Saruman: "Curse you Notorious Bread Loaf Snatcher!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2006, 11:17 AM

Saruman and the amazing melting hair!

OR

Saruman: Take this down, worm: "Dear Raddagast, Hello you snotty nosed imbecile!" oh, is imbecile the right word? Dim-witted sounds better to me. Yeah, Dim witted, “you snotty nosed imbecile! I laugh at your pitiful attempts at being an Istari! From your friend and disloyal cousin, Gandalf” there, he’ll never know it was really I Saruman the great! Are you finished?

Grima: *writing* ‘… Saruman the great, are you finished?’ Hm?

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-02-2006, 11:32 AM

Saruman: I hid the keys of Orthanc into my beard. Try and find them now!

Fordim Hedgethistle · 08-02-2006, 01:15 PM

Saruman: Abracadabra!

or

Saruman: EEEEEEEEEK! These aren't my hands!!

or

Saruman: Eureka! Gravity works!

or

Saruman: Behold the Invisible Marionette of Doom!

or even

Saruman: Gandalf! Hold out your hands so I can count to twenty!

Lalwendë · 08-02-2006, 01:42 PM

Gandalf crept quietly and cautiously down the stairs. The reputation of Saruman was daunting and Gandalf noticed he had broken out into a cold sweat. At the bottom of the stairs he advanced along the dimly lit corridor, trying to ignore the taunts of the other incarcerated wizards. He approached Saruman's cell, right at the end of the line, slowly.

Saruman stared unblinkingly at Gandalf and then in one fell swoop, rushed up to the plexiglass wall and in a glacial voice said: "I'm going to eat your liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Fffffffffffff Fffffffffffffff."

Gil-Galad · 08-02-2006, 02:51 PM

Saruman: Dude...my hands are so big...why do you call them fingers when you never see them fing?

Pippin: I don't know math anymore...

Gandalf_the _white · 08-02-2006, 03:04 PM

Dumbledore wandered onto the wrong set

The Only Real Estel · 08-02-2006, 05:27 PM

Poor Saruman was slightly hampered in math class because counting on his fingers only got him to nine...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-02-2006, 05:40 PM

Saruman: I once ate an apricot, this big !

Kath · 08-02-2006, 05:49 PM

Saruman: Ahh! Where'd my staff go?

Oddwen · 08-02-2006, 06:55 PM

Saruman: ...the heir of Isildur's boots are said to be this big!

Or...

Saruman: I am the color red, which changes the Yellow Face to the Orange Face, which no longer keeps Gollum from taking a noon-time stroll!

Gurthang · 08-02-2006, 07:06 PM

Unbeknownst* to most, Saruman usually wore contacts, mainly because he had a bad habit of losing his glasses whenever he wore them.

OR

Saruman: "Lost? Never, I know these halls like the back of my hand... Ack! What is that!"

*That just may be the first time I've ever used that word. Cool!

Kitanna · 08-02-2006, 09:50 PM

Saruman: Someone has put a red hat in with my laundry again! Curse you Gandalf!

Gil-Galad · 08-02-2006, 09:54 PM

Saruman discovers his Belongings laying outside his dorm window, he finnally gets the point that he is not wanted at Maiar College...

Kitanna · 08-02-2006, 09:58 PM

Saruman tries to scare the hiccups from Wormtongue.
Saruman: Boo!

mormegil · 08-03-2006, 06:44 AM

Saruman practiced up on his torture techniques for when he captured the hobbits.

Saruman: Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Gil-Galad · 08-03-2006, 09:52 AM

Saruman: Shazam!

gandalf and his many names...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-03-2006, 12:11 PM

Gandalf: Hey what are you doing ?

Image hosted by Angelfire: I am taking over your part, old fool! I am what the youth wants!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-03-2006, 02:06 PM

Try this ye sir!

Gandalf: Psst! Aragorn! Your fly is undone.

Aragorn: You don't have to shout.

OR

Gandalf: Want to hear a joke?

Mithalwen · 08-03-2006, 02:47 PM

Gandalf , confidentiality : "No actually it it the same robes and hair - I just discovered Persil and John Frieda haircare. Modern detergents are very effective Aragorn, you should try them sometime.... or maybe even good old fashioned soap"

davem · 08-03-2006, 03:22 PM

Gandalf: 'Fear not Aragorn. When I died & passed beyond thought & time I was given a list of instructions by Eru to guide me in the battle against Sauron. He said He could not communicate with me directly but that in great need I could call for the instructions to appear upon the air in letters wrought from the Secret Fire itself! I have never yet attempted to read them, but now, as we set out upon the last & most dangerous stage of our Quest, I shall do so!'

'By my authority as Servant of the Secret Fire, I would see the first of Eru's instructions!'

The air begins to glow & letters appear in white fire before Gandalf.

'Eman! Ym saw taht! Yargoof flodnag!'

Aragorn: 'And what does it mean, O wise Counsellor, Hope of the West?'

Gandalf: 'It is in the tongue of Valinor, which few in Middle-earth can now understand.'

Aragorn: 'Yes?'

Gandalf: 'Er...In the Common Speech it says: 'Milk! Two pints semi-skimmed! Washing up liquid!'

Aragorn:

'What can it mean?'

Gandalf: 'It means He's mixed up his list of instructions to guide me in the saving of Middle-earth with his shopping list. It also means we're in deep trouble.

The Only Real Estel · 08-03-2006, 04:27 PM

Aragorn: "Gandalf...there's a...recent prediciment that came up while at Rivendell that I, uh...need your advice on."

Gandalf: "Oh, I get it - kids in the backseat cause accidents and accidents in the back seats cause kids, eh?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-03-2006, 04:34 PM

Gandalf: Defend Helms Deep? Bwa ha ha! Against 10,000 Uruks? Ha ha ha! Who's stupid Idea was that?

Aragorn: Erm... yours.

Gandalf: ...

OR

Gandalf can't contain his amusement as he talks to Aragorn and notices his wig is flapping up.

The Elf-warrior · 08-03-2006, 07:48 PM

Aragorn: "Mine was Lune-Shanks."

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-03-2006, 08:43 PM

Gandalf and Aragon talks about the time they where avid Kung-foo fans !

Gandalf: Gandalf Foo-Gray that was my name.

Aragon: And mine was Chuck Norris.

High King Fingolfin · 08-03-2006, 10:33 PM

Gandalf: So, you lost your sword again?

Aragorn: Yes , sir.

Boromir88 · 08-03-2006, 10:52 PM

Gandalf: Psst..Aragorn, you got one of those large scary subtitles behind you.

Maeggaladiel · 08-03-2006, 11:55 PM

Come on, children! Follow the bouncing ball for a Lord of the Rings sing-along!!

OR

Aragorn: "Foogray?" What an interesting surname. Is it French? "Fugret?"

OR

Quote:

Gandalf: Psst..Aragorn, you got one of those large scary subtitles behind you.

Along these lines:

Gandalf: Aragorn... Why do you have a subtitle growing out of your shoulder blade?

Holbytlass · 08-04-2006, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maeggaladiel

Gandalf: Aragorn... Why do you have a subtitle growing out of your shoulder blade?

Aragorn: THe better to hide with.

Gurthang · 08-04-2006, 06:47 PM

Gandalf again shows his prowess for blowing smoke "things" when he spurts out an entire sentence for Aragorn.

Gandalf_the _white · 08-05-2006, 02:26 PM

Gandalf: Now Aragorn i have some...... Wait a minute your not Aragorn?! Your a fangirl!!!!! For me??????? I think your a bit confused, I'm not Gandalf the white look i'm Gandalf Foogrey that was my name

High King Fingolfin · 08-05-2006, 09:13 PM

Gandalf: Careful Aragorn! The bad subtitles are right behind you!

Gil-Galad · 08-06-2006, 11:09 AM

Uruk-Hai: well well well you may have ran but we finnally caught you now...*looks at Subtitle* you idiots we've captured their stunt doubles!

The Only Real Estel · 08-07-2006, 12:13 AM

Gandalf: "You barely have a clue what R&B is, isn't that right Aragorn?"

Aragorn: "Well, actually, I...uh..."

Gandalf: "Well, since you're leaving Tuesday you've got a day to figure it out!"

Holbytlass · 08-07-2006, 06:16 AM

Gandalf: *whispers* please!! tell me I'm not as stupid looking as the 'aruman before!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-07-2006, 08:42 AM

You can't see it, but Aragorn is wearing one of those comedy glasses with plastic nose and moustache. Gandalf is amused.

08-01-2006, 02:08 PM	#11281
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	The Gang: Why it's Old Man Withers! Old Man Withers: And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-01-2006, 02:45 PM	#11283
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Pesky Rohirrim: you don't have magic powers Saruman: Oh yeah! i'll show you as i use my powers to make your head explode...nuhh...nahh...nuh-nu-nu-nu...nahh-na-na-na __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-01-2006, 03:05 PM	#11284
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	While delivering to Moria, Santa Claus drops his hat and loses sight of it in the Dark. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-02-2006, 11:17 AM	#11286
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman and the amazing melting hair! OR Saruman: Take this down, worm: "Dear Raddagast, Hello you snotty nosed imbecile!" oh, is imbecile the right word? Dim-witted sounds better to me. Yeah, Dim witted, “you snotty nosed imbecile! I laugh at your pitiful attempts at being an Istari! From your friend and disloyal cousin, Gandalf” there, he’ll never know it was really I Saruman the great! Are you finished? Grima: writing ‘… Saruman the great, are you finished?’ Hm? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-02-2006, 11:32 AM	#11287
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Saruman never gives up... Saruman: I hid the keys of Orthanc into my beard. Try and find them now! __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-02-2006, 09:21 AM	#11285
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Just as Saruman prepared to bite into his snack, the notorious Bread Loaf Snatcher struck. Saruman: "Curse you Notorious Bread Loaf Snatcher!"

08-02-2006, 01:15 PM	#11288
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Saruman: Abracadabra! or Saruman: EEEEEEEEEK! These aren't my hands!! or Saruman: Eureka! Gravity works! or Saruman: Behold the Invisible Marionette of Doom! or even Saruman: Gandalf! Hold out your hands so I can count to twenty!

08-02-2006, 01:42 PM	#11289
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf crept quietly and cautiously down the stairs. The reputation of Saruman was daunting and Gandalf noticed he had broken out into a cold sweat. At the bottom of the stairs he advanced along the dimly lit corridor, trying to ignore the taunts of the other incarcerated wizards. He approached Saruman's cell, right at the end of the line, slowly. Saruman stared unblinkingly at Gandalf and then in one fell swoop, rushed up to the plexiglass wall and in a glacial voice said: "I'm going to eat your liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Fffffffffffff Fffffffffffffff." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-02-2006, 02:51 PM	#11290
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Saruman: Dude...my hands are so big...why do you call them fingers when you never see them fing? Pippin: I don't know math anymore... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-02-2006, 03:04 PM	#11291
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Dumbledore wandered onto the wrong set

08-02-2006, 05:27 PM	#11292
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Poor Saruman was slightly hampered in math class because counting on his fingers only got him to nine...

08-02-2006, 05:49 PM	#11294
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Saruman: Ahh! Where'd my staff go? __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-02-2006, 06:55 PM	#11295
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: ...the heir of Isildur's boots are said to be this big! Or... Saruman: I am the color red, which changes the Yellow Face to the Orange Face, which no longer keeps Gollum from taking a noon-time stroll! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-02-2006, 07:06 PM	#11296
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unbeknownst* to most, Saruman usually wore contacts, mainly because he had a bad habit of losing his glasses whenever he wore them. OR Saruman: "Lost? Never, I know these halls like the back of my hand... Ack! What is that!" *That just may be the first time I've ever used that word. Cool! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-02-2006, 09:50 PM	#11297
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Saruman: Someone has put a red hat in with my laundry again! Curse you Gandalf! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-02-2006, 09:54 PM	#11298
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Saruman discovers his Belongings laying outside his dorm window, he finnally gets the point that he is not wanted at Maiar College... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-02-2006, 09:58 PM	#11299
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Saruman tries to scare the hiccups from Wormtongue. Saruman: Boo! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-03-2006, 06:44 AM	#11300
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Saruman practiced up on his torture techniques for when he captured the hobbits. Saruman: Tickle, tickle, tickle. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-03-2006, 09:52 AM	#11301
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Saruman: Shazam! gandalf and his many names... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-03-2006, 02:06 PM	#11303
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Try this ye sir! Gandalf: Psst! Aragorn! Your fly is undone. Aragorn: You don't have to shout. OR Gandalf: Want to hear a joke? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-03-2006, 02:47 PM	#11304
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Washes whiter Gandalf , confidentiality : "No actually it it the same robes and hair - I just discovered Persil and John Frieda haircare. Modern detergents are very effective Aragorn, you should try them sometime.... or maybe even good old fashioned soap" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-03-2006, 03:22 PM	#11305
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Gandalf: 'Fear not Aragorn. When I died & passed beyond thought & time I was given a list of instructions by Eru to guide me in the battle against Sauron. He said He could not communicate with me directly but that in great need I could call for the instructions to appear upon the air in letters wrought from the Secret Fire itself! I have never yet attempted to read them, but now, as we set out upon the last & most dangerous stage of our Quest, I shall do so!' 'By my authority as Servant of the Secret Fire, I would see the first of Eru's instructions!' The air begins to glow & letters appear in white fire before Gandalf. 'Eman! Ym saw taht! Yargoof flodnag!' Aragorn: 'And what does it mean, O wise Counsellor, Hope of the West?' Gandalf: 'It is in the tongue of Valinor, which few in Middle-earth can now understand.' Aragorn: 'Yes?' Gandalf: 'Er...In the Common Speech it says: 'Milk! Two pints semi-skimmed! Washing up liquid!' Aragorn: 'What can it mean?' Gandalf: 'It means He's mixed up his list of instructions to guide me in the saving of Middle-earth with his shopping list. It also means we're in deep trouble. __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

08-03-2006, 04:27 PM	#11306
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn: "Gandalf...there's a...recent prediciment that came up while at Rivendell that I, uh...need your advice on." Gandalf: "Oh, I get it - kids in the backseat cause accidents and accidents in the back seats cause kids, eh?" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 08-03-2006 at 04:38 PM.

08-03-2006, 04:34 PM	#11307
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Defend Helms Deep? Bwa ha ha! Against 10,000 Uruks? Ha ha ha! Who's stupid Idea was that? Aragorn: Erm... yours. Gandalf: ... OR Gandalf can't contain his amusement as he talks to Aragorn and notices his wig is flapping up. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-03-2006, 07:48 PM	#11308
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn: "Mine was Lune-Shanks." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-03-2006, 10:33 PM	#11310
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: So, you lost your sword again? Aragorn: Yes , sir. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-03-2006, 10:52 PM	#11311
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gandalf: Psst..Aragorn, you got one of those large scary subtitles behind you. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-04-2006, 06:47 PM	#11314
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf again shows his prowess for blowing smoke "things" when he spurts out an entire sentence for Aragorn. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-05-2006, 02:26 PM	#11315
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Gandalf: Now Aragorn i have some...... Wait a minute your not Aragorn?! Your a fangirl!!!!! For me??????? I think your a bit confused, I'm not Gandalf the white look i'm Gandalf Foogrey that was my name

08-05-2006, 09:13 PM	#11316
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: Careful Aragorn! The bad subtitles are right behind you! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-06-2006, 11:09 AM	#11317
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Uruk-Hai: well well well you may have ran but we finnally caught you now...looks at Subtitle you idiots we've captured their stunt doubles! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-07-2006, 12:13 AM	#11318
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	ME Idol Gandalf: "You barely have a clue what R&B is, isn't that right Aragorn?" Aragorn: "Well, actually, I...uh..." Gandalf: "Well, since you're leaving Tuesday you've got a day to figure it out!"

08-07-2006, 06:16 AM	#11319
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Gandalf: whispers please!! tell me I'm not as stupid looking as the 'aruman before! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-07-2006, 08:42 AM	#11320
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	You can't see it, but Aragorn is wearing one of those comedy glasses with plastic nose and moustache. Gandalf is amused. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...