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Glirdan · 07-21-2006, 01:05 PM

The singer and the place for this touring spot of Middle-Earth Idol was atrocious.

Elrond: What do you mean I look ridiculous!?

Gil-Galad · 07-21-2006, 01:42 PM

Elrond becomes a Hippie...

Give Peas a Chance!

Mithalwen · 07-21-2006, 02:08 PM

Hugo: look this isn't funny anymore guys.....take the pole out of my sleeves NOW..please...?

Or

"Must, must improve my bust.
will, will get bigger still"

Or

Elrond never got the hang of the washing machine after Celebrian left and finds his chain mail shrank in the boilwash....

Kath · 07-21-2006, 02:22 PM

Musical statues is a serious game when Elves play it.

Holbytlass · 07-21-2006, 03:41 PM

Cinch the corset tighter! I'm flabbing out all over!

P.S.-thanks Morm, I couldn't see it

Oddwen · 07-21-2006, 04:17 PM

Elrond: Watch me balance this small yellow man on my hand!

Or...

Elrond begins his famous "H From the Album 'Help!'" imitation. Up next: "Shoeless on Abby Road".

Or...

Elrond: There's a magnetic field around here, I can feel it!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-21-2006, 04:22 PM

Elrond was sure that the warm currents would come at any moment and he would fly.

Balin999 · 07-21-2006, 05:44 PM

"Don't tell me I got up today at 5 am only to get dressed like THIS?! My grandma wouldn't wear it!""

Boromir88 · 07-21-2006, 09:06 PM

playing off Kitannas...Elrond: Gil-Galad said if I stand here flapping my arms long enough I can fly.

Elrond auditions for Middle-earth idol with the song "I believe I can fly."

Oddwen · 07-22-2006, 07:43 AM

Elrond's grasp of the Hokey Pokey was...nonexistent.

Or...

Please don't wiggle your hips...please don't wiggle your hips...

Or...

After a long day of "Tug-O-Elrond", Elrond usually found himself unable to move his arms.

Or...
(a lá A Christmas Story)

E: I can't put my arms down! WAAAAAAA!!

Or...

Cop: Spread 'em!

Parmastahir · 07-22-2006, 07:59 AM

"Sorry, Arwen. I promise to stay out of your closet from now on."

Holbytlass · 07-22-2006, 04:38 PM

Elrond:The new picture is here, now can I lower my arms?!

I will not fail! With the help of my pal, wormie!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-23-2006, 02:19 AM

Wildman: Get your blood rings! Only £.4.99! Blood rings here!

OR

Wildman: Why was this bacon raw!

Gil-Galad · 07-23-2006, 11:00 AM

Wildman: you'll Rue the day you messed with me!...well! start rueing!

THE Ka · 07-23-2006, 11:08 AM

Saruman's dental plan wasn't only horrible, it's end result was usually horrible social stigmas...

~ Aesthete

Lalwendë · 07-23-2006, 01:38 PM

"Rock!"

Roy Wood look-a-like Saruman (the original Wizzard) entertains the Dunlendings with a spirited rendition of I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday.

davem · 07-23-2006, 01:43 PM

Saruman's new ally tries out his new secret weapon - the invisible dagger. Unfortunately it was very difficult to tell which end you were grabbing....

Estelyn Telcontar · 07-23-2006, 02:06 PM

Auditioning for a role in Macbeth (or should I say "the Scottish play"?!):

Quote:

Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

Lalwendë · 07-23-2006, 04:55 PM

Stu "Crackerjack" Francis - still working the old "Oooh, I could crush a grape" routine.

Oddwen · 07-23-2006, 06:18 PM

Someone should trim their nails before they clench their fists...

The Sixth Wizard · 07-24-2006, 05:40 AM

Right, now, that's obviously a false lip.

(anyone seen Ripping Yarns here?)

OR

Sheesh, the star in his white hand must be rueing the day it moved in with him!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2006, 06:03 AM

Quote:

(anyone seen Ripping Yarns here?)

Yep!

Anyway...

Wildman: This spiky stress ball isn’t helping at all!

OR

He never did get the hang of the break knife.

Lalwendë · 07-24-2006, 06:08 AM

The Chieftain scores a full ten points and beats Gimli hands down in the All-Arda 88th Eructation Extravaganza. Not to mention bringing on an early Autumn in Fangorn with the force of it.

Oddwen · 07-24-2006, 06:30 AM

For the Elrond pic:

RIVERDANCE!!

Holbytlass · 07-24-2006, 09:58 AM

The legless, disgruntled LT. Dan auditions for LOTR.

Oddwen · 07-24-2006, 02:22 PM

(Inspired by the latest "The Downer")

Enraged wildman: ...and then he lay down on the floor and stared at us while we ate! That's the LAST time I eat here! I want to speak to the MANAGER!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2006, 02:45 PM

Wildman: I ordered live slug! You call this live?

Waiter: Not since you squished it, no.

narfforc · 07-25-2006, 04:13 AM

Leader of Lesser Men: We will kill everyone and everything, I so swear, for I am the Leader of the Suicide Squads of The Wildmen of Dunceland.
Saruman: You are supposed to kill the Enemy you fool, not slit your own wrists.
Leader of Lesser Men: MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!

The Only Real Estel · 07-25-2006, 08:50 AM

Wild Man: "Here you are ma'am, I found your lost bird. I had to hold him tightly to make sure he didn't fly away though and...oh. Perhaps I held him a little to tightly..."

The Elf-warrior · 07-25-2006, 10:06 AM

Orcs: "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!"

The Only Real Estel · 07-25-2006, 10:47 AM

Early storyboards for Star Wars Episode III: Attack of the Clones convinced George Lucas to fire his early storyboard artists.

narfforc · 07-25-2006, 11:11 AM

So you think I'm ugly Uh!, you wanna see what I'm sat on............

Oddwen · 07-25-2006, 11:13 AM

Orken midwife: Push, PUSH! Where' there's a contraction, there's a way!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-25-2006, 11:57 AM

Hands up who’s had more baths than Aragorn!

OR

Orc: I am Doulgab the double throated.

Gurthang · 07-25-2006, 08:50 PM

Random News Anchor: "And here we can clearly see the insane giant orc (left) chasing after the other orcs. It was quickly found that weapons were no use against this beast, as shown by the unthrown spear in the fleeing orc's hand."

Ordimor · 07-25-2006, 09:18 PM

Come Here !!! I"m Gonna Eat Ya!!!!!

Beanamir of Gondor · 07-26-2006, 09:52 AM

A picture is finally unearthed that clearly depicts what Dwarf women really look like.

**The Saucepan Man** · 07-26-2006, 10:03 AM

When Gruffalos turn bad ...

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2006, 10:06 AM

When Genetically modified turnips go bad.

OR

Orcs: We demand to see a dentist! Immediately!

Formendacil · 07-26-2006, 11:26 AM

Batman fans will be familiar with the idea of villainness Poison Ivy acting as a "flora personified". This, however, is artistic licence. Everyone knows that real plants, given mobile, human-esque life, will turn out looking something like this.

OR:

After the theories of Orks being descended from Elves, Men, and wild beasts, is the theory that they are descended from Giant Tree Frogs, as illustrated here.

07-21-2006, 01:05 PM	#11201
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	The singer and the place for this touring spot of Middle-Earth Idol was atrocious. Elrond: What do you mean I look ridiculous!? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-21-2006, 01:42 PM	#11202
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Elrond becomes a Hippie... Give Peas a Chance! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-21-2006, 02:08 PM	#11203
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Hugo: look this isn't funny anymore guys.....take the pole out of my sleeves NOW..please...? Or "Must, must improve my bust. will, will get bigger still" Or Elrond never got the hang of the washing machine after Celebrian left and finds his chain mail shrank in the boilwash.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-21-2006, 02:22 PM	#11204
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Musical statues is a serious game when Elves play it. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-21-2006, 03:41 PM	#11205
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	too many Keebler Elf snacks Cinch the corset tighter! I'm flabbing out all over! P.S.-thanks Morm, I couldn't see it __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-21-2006, 04:17 PM	#11206
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Elrond: Watch me balance this small yellow man on my hand! Or... Elrond begins his famous "H From the Album 'Help!'" imitation. Up next: "Shoeless on Abby Road". Or... Elrond: There's a magnetic field around here, I can feel it! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 07-21-2006 at 04:20 PM.

07-21-2006, 05:44 PM	#11208
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	"Don't tell me I got up today at 5 am only to get dressed like THIS?! My grandma wouldn't wear it!"" __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

07-21-2006, 09:06 PM	#11209
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	playing off Kitannas...Elrond: Gil-Galad said if I stand here flapping my arms long enough I can fly. Elrond auditions for Middle-earth idol with the song "I believe I can fly." __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-22-2006, 07:43 AM	#11210
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	I dreamed these all up last night...really... Elrond's grasp of the Hokey Pokey was...nonexistent. Or... Please don't wiggle your hips...please don't wiggle your hips... Or... After a long day of "Tug-O-Elrond", Elrond usually found himself unable to move his arms. Or... (a lá A Christmas Story) E: I can't put my arms down! WAAAAAAA!! Or... Cop: Spread 'em! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-22-2006, 07:59 AM	#11211
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Middle Earth Cross Dressing "Sorry, Arwen. I promise to stay out of your closet from now on." __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

07-22-2006, 04:38 PM	#11212
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Elrond:The new picture is here, now can I lower my arms?! I will not fail! With the help of my pal, wormie! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-23-2006, 02:19 AM	#11213
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Wildman: Get your blood rings! Only £.4.99! Blood rings here! OR Wildman: Why was this bacon raw! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-23-2006, 11:00 AM	#11214
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Wildman: you'll Rue the day you messed with me!...well! start rueing! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-23-2006, 11:08 AM	#11215
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Saruman's dental plan wasn't only horrible, it's end result was usually horrible social stigmas... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-23-2006, 01:38 PM	#11216
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"Rock!" Roy Wood look-a-like Saruman (the original Wizzard) entertains the Dunlendings with a spirited rendition of I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday. __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-23-2006, 01:43 PM	#11217
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Saruman's new ally tries out his new secret weapon - the invisible dagger. Unfortunately it was very difficult to tell which end you were grabbing....

07-23-2006, 04:55 PM	#11219
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Stu "Crackerjack" Francis - still working the old "Oooh, I could crush a grape" routine. __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-23-2006, 06:18 PM	#11220
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Someone should trim their nails before they clench their fists... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-24-2006, 05:40 AM	#11221
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Right, now, that's obviously a false lip. (anyone seen Ripping Yarns here?) OR Sheesh, the star in his white hand must be rueing the day it moved in with him! Last edited by The Sixth Wizard; 07-24-2006 at 05:55 AM.

07-24-2006, 06:08 AM	#11223
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The Chieftain scores a full ten points and beats Gimli hands down in the All-Arda 88th Eructation Extravaganza. Not to mention bringing on an early Autumn in Fangorn with the force of it. __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-24-2006, 06:30 AM	#11224
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	For the Elrond pic: RIVERDANCE!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-24-2006, 09:58 AM	#11225
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	The legless, disgruntled LT. Dan auditions for LOTR. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-24-2006, 02:22 PM	#11226
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	(Inspired by the latest "The Downer") Enraged wildman: ...and then he lay down on the floor and stared at us while we ate! That's the LAST time I eat here! I want to speak to the MANAGER!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-24-2006, 02:45 PM	#11227
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Wildman: I ordered live slug! You call this live? Waiter: Not since you squished it, no. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-25-2006, 04:13 AM	#11228
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Leader of Lesser Men: We will kill everyone and everything, I so swear, for I am the Leader of the Suicide Squads of The Wildmen of Dunceland. Saruman: You are supposed to kill the Enemy you fool, not slit your own wrists. Leader of Lesser Men: MEDIC!!!!!!!!!! __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-25-2006, 08:50 AM	#11229
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Wild Man: "Here you are ma'am, I found your lost bird. I had to hold him tightly to make sure he didn't fly away though and...oh. Perhaps I held him a little to tightly..."

07-25-2006, 10:06 AM	#11230
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Orcs: "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-25-2006, 10:47 AM	#11231
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Early storyboards for Star Wars Episode III: Attack of the Clones convinced George Lucas to fire his early storyboard artists.

07-25-2006, 11:11 AM	#11232
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	So you think I'm ugly Uh!, you wanna see what I'm sat on............ __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-25-2006, 11:13 AM	#11233
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Orken midwives... Orken midwife: Push, PUSH! Where' there's a contraction, there's a way! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-25-2006, 11:57 AM	#11234
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Hands up who’s had more baths than Aragorn! OR Orc: I am Doulgab the double throated. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-25-2006, 08:50 PM	#11235
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Random News Anchor: "And here we can clearly see the insane giant orc (left) chasing after the other orcs. It was quickly found that weapons were no use against this beast, as shown by the unthrown spear in the fleeing orc's hand." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-25-2006, 09:18 PM	#11236
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Come Here !!! I"m Gonna Eat Ya!!!!! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

07-26-2006, 09:52 AM	#11237
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	A picture is finally unearthed that clearly depicts what Dwarf women really look like. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

07-26-2006, 10:03 AM	#11238
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	When Gruffalos turn bad ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!