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The Only Real Estel · 07-15-2006, 10:04 AM

David vs. Goliath
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Goliath: "What!? This isn't fair - I thought you were only going to use a sling & some stones!"

Holbytlass · 07-15-2006, 10:21 AM

Morgoth: I'm smackin' ya for being a dolt. It's "Jack jumped over a candlestick", not bonfire!

THE Ka · 07-15-2006, 10:43 AM

Morgoth: Aaha! Oh dear me, please excuse this most rude of semi-autonomous, convulsive expulsion of nose muscle functions Fingolfin...Choooo!

~ Aesthete

Balin999 · 07-15-2006, 12:06 PM

Morgoth: Stop! Didn't we go through this already?

Fingolfin: What do you mean?

Morgoth: Think, lousy creature! We had this pic already!

Fingolfin: What? In this thread?

Morgoth: Yes, it was not that long ago.

Fingolfin: How was the outcome?

Morgoth: I won.

Fingolfin: Oh.... I better get.... back..... to what I was doing..... see ya!

MJorgoth: Ok, see ya. (After one year of thinking) HEY! WAIT! Oh, bugger!

The Only Real Estel · 07-16-2006, 02:47 PM

Morgoth was so intent upon Fingolfin that he didn't notice the elf's secret weapon - a giant flesh-eating tick named Finny, climbing up his right leg.

Gil-Galad · 07-17-2006, 06:56 AM

Morgoth: The Black Knight always prevails!

Fingolfin: Your a Loony

Lalaith · 07-17-2006, 07:21 AM

Mrs Fingolfin was not always as understanding as she could be about those boys' nights out.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2006, 07:30 AM

Morgoth: I demand a new picture! NOW!

Fingolfin: Okay, okay, skirt boy.

Morgoth:

Wormtong: And then Gandalf had the cheek to tell me I was short sighted.

Saruman: I'm over here, worm.

Wormtong: ... oh.

OR

Saruman always found hide and seek surprisingly easy with Wormtong.

Kath · 07-17-2006, 10:02 AM

Saruman: And you will stay on the naughty circle until you feel nice again.

Farael · 07-17-2006, 10:24 AM

Saruman: No, I am not interested in buying a new palantir-long distance plan

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2006, 10:49 AM

Saruman: Did you leave the fridge door open again?

OR

Saruman: Did you touch my glowworm experiment again?

Gil-Galad · 07-17-2006, 01:39 PM

Grima: Little does he know is that i have another plan for his Uruk-Hai, one that doesn't involve taking over the world

Saruman:Grima... you are talking in a normal indoor speaking voice

Grima:...That i am! *whisper*little does he kno-

Saruman: Grima get me my Tea!

davem · 07-17-2006, 02:01 PM

Saruman (thinks) 'If he's stopping I suppose I'd better get a door put on this toilet...'

Grima (thinks) 'So that's why he has all the candles in there!'

THE Ka · 07-17-2006, 03:32 PM

Saruman: Grima, if you think I cannot smell you from there, you are gravely mistaken...

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Saruman: Grima, you bumbling idiot! Stop dancing about on my mother's lazy susan!

~ Aesthete

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-17-2006, 04:28 PM

One of the many merchandises made specially for Greenland was a frozen Saruman !

Boromir88 · 07-17-2006, 06:08 PM

In a game of Hide and Seek, Saruman cheats as he peaks to see where Grima is going.

The Only Real Estel · 07-17-2006, 07:53 PM

The Hunter (Saruman) conceals a knife under his scroll as he awaits the approaching Werewolf (Grima)...

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-18-2006, 12:53 AM

Saruman: *with finger on trap door release* Just move a little more to the left, would you?

OR

Saruman: For the last time, Grima, you can't have my priceless portrait of Sauron in his Hippie days. I saving it for blackmail.

Gandalf_the _white · 07-18-2006, 06:38 AM

Saruman: look for the last time you can't have any of the candles because then i'd be able to see your face!! (thinking) His face is worse than Gandalf uncloaked!!

Oddwen · 07-18-2006, 06:54 AM

Grima: Hey, why are you in my room? Hey that's...that's...MY DIARY!
Saruman: And very educational it is, too. I especially enjoyed your little love poems to a certian Rohirric Shieldmaid...
Grima: NOOOOOO!!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-18-2006, 07:04 AM

Saruman: Soon Rohan will fall. . . .

Grima: I once ate a whole apricot !

Saruman: ? ? ?

Beanamir of Gondor · 07-18-2006, 09:02 AM

Saruman: [reading] "... and they all lived happily ever after." [closes book] Now, for the thousandth time, Grima, go to sleep!
Grima: One more time! One more time!

The Only Real Estel · 07-18-2006, 05:23 PM

Saruman: "Is that you, Sugar? I placed that call for you ten minutes ago..."

Grima: "I'm sorry, my lord, but all the escorts were already working tonight."

Saruman: "Lathspell I name you - ill news is an ill guest."

Holbytlass · 07-18-2006, 05:45 PM

Saruman: Moronic interior decorators! Always the same-evil genius in black. I wanted PINK!!

The Elf-warrior · 07-18-2006, 07:55 PM

Grima never dared to disturb Saruman while he was reading poetry.

Gil-Galad · 07-19-2006, 06:59 AM

Voice: The Evil kind of wizard is a different thing, they are very evil and never see things straight, and on occasion they create grand armies to bully other neighbours. but above all never let them read you poetry

Oddwen · 07-19-2006, 07:04 AM

S: Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes...

narfforc · 07-19-2006, 11:56 PM

Saruman: Nip down to the cellar Grima and check the fuses, the damn lights have gone in my study again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-20-2006, 03:40 AM

Saruman: I don't think it works.

Grima: What?

Saruman: Destroying the enemy telepathically.

OR

Grima: Why do you have a Gandalf uncloaked calendar?

The Only Real Estel · 07-20-2006, 02:14 PM

(Saruman reading)

This is a ransom note. We will hold you hostage in your tower until you give up the Keys of Orthanc, your Staff, and your entire army. Do not try to find us, it will be impossible.
Sincerely,
Grima

Saruman: "Grima...come here for a moment, will you?"

THE Ka · 07-20-2006, 10:14 PM

Grima: A new image approaches!
Saruman: Finally, before I glaze over...

It was like a scene from The Christmas Story...

H. Weaving: Ha, ha, very funny. Seriously though, I can move my arms, or anything! Help? Please?!

~ Aesthete

The Elf-warrior · 07-20-2006, 11:11 PM

Elrond: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ear!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2006, 03:41 AM

Elrond: I want to fly like those eagles! *flaps*

OR

Elrond: I swear the fish was THIS Big!

OR yet…

Even the Elf lord gets pulled over for drink driving.

HerenIstarion · 07-21-2006, 03:58 AM

Elrond: Good, good, now enough with bobs, let us warm up our arms... spread your arms like this... hey, you, you four, short ones! you in the back, you're too plumpy to be hiding behind the backs there! Come forward for me to see you, slackers! 50 pull-ups extra, now!

Frodo: I'll kill... Bilbo for... this! Go to Rivendell... Poetry... stars... music, he said... and what's.... this?
Sam: Ah, Mr. Frodo, but look... how all these ... these elves are... sleek and fit..., it is probably... magic Master... Elrond does on them...
Merry: If this... is magic... than... I'm an orc...
Pippin: You... won't be able... to beat...Bilbo... he's been... doing... this... for years... he'll beat you...

Elrond: Hey, no talking! And no puffing! 50 more pull-ups!

Frodo: I'll... sure... kill... him...

mormegil · 07-21-2006, 11:32 AM

Pic for those who can't see it as I couldn't.

Hugo demanded a mirror for ballet but it never came!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2006, 11:55 AM

Elrond: Why did that fellow with the bad teeth tell me to keep hold of these invisible lamp stands? And why can't I feel them? Oh well, better wait another five days...

OR

After they were famous: Elrond...

In Valinor he became a successful cricket umpire.

mormegil · 07-21-2006, 12:06 PM

Hugo really was casted for the role of scarecrow in Farmer Maggot's fields but became Elrond in a rushed last minute decision when a better Elrond backed out.

Kitanna · 07-21-2006, 12:19 PM

Rejected costumes for The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

or

Elrond: Gil-Galad said if I stand here flapping my arms long enough I can fly.

Naria · 07-21-2006, 12:42 PM

Elrond is asked to take a side-road alcohol DUI test!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-21-2006, 12:49 PM

Before Rivendell, Elrond founded alot of less succesfull settlements.

07-15-2006, 10:04 AM	#11161
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	A classic... David vs. Goliath --------------------- Goliath: "What!? This isn't fair - I thought you were only going to use a sling & some stones!"

07-15-2006, 10:21 AM	#11162
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Morgoth: I'm smackin' ya for being a dolt. It's "Jack jumped over a candlestick", not bonfire! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII Last edited by Holbytlass; 07-15-2006 at 10:22 AM. Reason: spelling

07-15-2006, 10:43 AM	#11163
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Morgoth: Aaha! Oh dear me, please excuse this most rude of semi-autonomous, convulsive expulsion of nose muscle functions Fingolfin...Choooo! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-15-2006, 12:06 PM	#11164
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	Morgoth: Stop! Didn't we go through this already? Fingolfin: What do you mean? Morgoth: Think, lousy creature! We had this pic already! Fingolfin: What? In this thread? Morgoth: Yes, it was not that long ago. Fingolfin: How was the outcome? Morgoth: I won. Fingolfin: Oh.... I better get.... back..... to what I was doing..... see ya! MJorgoth: Ok, see ya. (After one year of thinking) HEY! WAIT! Oh, bugger! __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

07-16-2006, 02:47 PM	#11165
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	you can kinda see it... Morgoth was so intent upon Fingolfin that he didn't notice the elf's secret weapon - a giant flesh-eating tick named Finny, climbing up his right leg.

07-17-2006, 06:56 AM	#11166
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Morgoth: The Black Knight always prevails! Fingolfin: Your a Loony __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-17-2006, 07:21 AM	#11167
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	Mrs Fingolfin was not always as understanding as she could be about those boys' nights out. __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

07-17-2006, 07:30 AM	#11168
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	News Feltch. Morgoth: I demand a new picture! NOW! Fingolfin: Okay, okay, skirt boy. Morgoth: Wormtong: And then Gandalf had the cheek to tell me I was short sighted. Saruman: I'm over here, worm. Wormtong: ... oh. OR Saruman always found hide and seek surprisingly easy with Wormtong. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-17-2006, 10:02 AM	#11169
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Saruman: And you will stay on the naughty circle until you feel nice again. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-17-2006, 10:24 AM	#11170
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Saruman: No, I am not interested in buying a new palantir-long distance plan __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

07-17-2006, 10:49 AM	#11171
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Notice the bright light in the background Saruman: Did you leave the fridge door open again? OR Saruman: Did you touch my glowworm experiment again? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-17-2006, 01:39 PM	#11172
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	PM me where this from and you get cookies Grima: Little does he know is that i have another plan for his Uruk-Hai, one that doesn't involve taking over the world Saruman:Grima... you are talking in a normal indoor speaking voice Grima:...That i am! whisperlittle does he kno- Saruman: Grima get me my Tea! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed. Last edited by Gil-Galad; 07-18-2006 at 01:33 PM.

07-17-2006, 02:01 PM	#11173
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Saruman (thinks) 'If he's stopping I suppose I'd better get a door put on this toilet...' Grima (thinks) 'So that's why he has all the candles in there!'

07-17-2006, 03:32 PM	#11174
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Saruman: Grima, if you think I cannot smell you from there, you are gravely mistaken... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saruman: Grima, you bumbling idiot! Stop dancing about on my mother's lazy susan! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-17-2006, 06:08 PM	#11176
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	In a game of Hide and Seek, Saruman cheats as he peaks to see where Grima is going. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-17-2006, 07:53 PM	#11177
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Lotr WW The Hunter (Saruman) conceals a knife under his scroll as he awaits the approaching Werewolf (Grima)...

07-18-2006, 12:53 AM	#11178
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: with finger on trap door release Just move a little more to the left, would you? OR Saruman: For the last time, Grima, you can't have my priceless portrait of Sauron in his Hippie days. I saving it for blackmail. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-18-2006, 06:38 AM	#11179
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Saruman: look for the last time you can't have any of the candles because then i'd be able to see your face!! (thinking) His face is worse than Gandalf uncloaked!!

07-18-2006, 06:54 AM	#11180
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Grima: Hey, why are you in my room? Hey that's...that's...MY DIARY! Saruman: And very educational it is, too. I especially enjoyed your little love poems to a certian Rohirric Shieldmaid... Grima: NOOOOOO!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-18-2006, 09:02 AM	#11182
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Saruman: [reading] "... and they all lived happily ever after." [closes book] Now, for the thousandth time, Grima, go to sleep! Grima: One more time! One more time! __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

07-18-2006, 05:23 PM	#11183
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman: "Is that you, Sugar? I placed that call for you ten minutes ago..." Grima: "I'm sorry, my lord, but all the escorts were already working tonight." Saruman: "Lathspell I name you - ill news is an ill guest."

07-18-2006, 05:45 PM	#11184
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Saruman: Moronic interior decorators! Always the same-evil genius in black. I wanted PINK!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-18-2006, 07:55 PM	#11185
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Grima never dared to disturb Saruman while he was reading poetry. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-19-2006, 06:59 AM	#11186
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	HitchHikers Guide to Middle Earth Voice: The Evil kind of wizard is a different thing, they are very evil and never see things straight, and on occasion they create grand armies to bully other neighbours. but above all never let them read you poetry __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-19-2006, 07:04 AM	#11187
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman's poetry (thanks Elf-Warrior & Gil) S: Oh freddled gruntbuggly Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 07-21-2006 at 06:17 AM.

07-19-2006, 11:56 PM	#11188
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Saruman: Nip down to the cellar Grima and check the fuses, the damn lights have gone in my study again. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-20-2006, 03:40 AM	#11189
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I don't think it works. Grima: What? Saruman: Destroying the enemy telepathically. OR Grima: Why do you have a Gandalf uncloaked calendar? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-20-2006, 02:14 PM	#11190
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	(Saruman reading) This is a ransom note. We will hold you hostage in your tower until you give up the Keys of Orthanc, your Staff, and your entire army. Do not try to find us, it will be impossible. Sincerely, Grima Saruman: "Grima...come here for a moment, will you?"

07-20-2006, 10:14 PM	#11191
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Grima: A new image approaches! Saruman: Finally, before I glaze over... It was like a scene from The Christmas Story... H. Weaving: Ha, ha, very funny. Seriously though, I can move my arms, or anything! Help? Please?! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-20-2006, 11:11 PM	#11192
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Elrond: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ear!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-21-2006, 03:41 AM	#11193
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: I want to fly like those eagles! flaps OR Elrond: I swear the fish was THIS Big! OR yet… Even the Elf lord gets pulled over for drink driving. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-21-2006, 03:58 AM	#11194
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Morning exercises is a clue for staying fit for 5,000 years Elrond: Good, good, now enough with bobs, let us warm up our arms... spread your arms like this... hey, you, you four, short ones! you in the back, you're too plumpy to be hiding behind the backs there! Come forward for me to see you, slackers! 50 pull-ups extra, now! Frodo: I'll kill... Bilbo for... this! Go to Rivendell... Poetry... stars... music, he said... and what's.... this? Sam: Ah, Mr. Frodo, but look... how all these ... these elves are... sleek and fit..., it is probably... magic Master... Elrond does on them... Merry: If this... is magic... than... I'm an orc... Pippin: You... won't be able... to beat...Bilbo... he's been... doing... this... for years... he'll beat you... Elrond: Hey, no talking! And no puffing! 50 more pull-ups! Frodo: I'll... sure... kill... him... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

07-21-2006, 11:32 AM	#11195
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Pic for those who can't see it as I couldn't. Hugo demanded a mirror for ballet but it never came! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-21-2006, 11:55 AM	#11196
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Why did that fellow with the bad teeth tell me to keep hold of these invisible lamp stands? And why can't I feel them? Oh well, better wait another five days... OR After they were famous: Elrond... In Valinor he became a successful cricket umpire. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-21-2006, 12:06 PM	#11197
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Hugo really was casted for the role of scarecrow in Farmer Maggot's fields but became Elrond in a rushed last minute decision when a better Elrond backed out. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”