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02-14-2003, 04:36 AM | #1081 |
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Will you be my Valentine?
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02-14-2003, 08:23 AM | #1082 |
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ME fashion week
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02-14-2003, 09:04 AM | #1083 |
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Soldier: Are these wings REALLY neccesary? I mean, what do they do? Give me the ability to fly if I get into too much trouble?
Person who designed the helmets: No, just think of it this way, whenever your arrow breaks, you got enough feathers to make another one! Soldier: Because I'll have time to fix an arrow in the midst of battle!
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02-14-2003, 11:09 AM | #1084 |
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Sorry but I liked to know what you make of this.
Legolas is standing in the corner because he farted on Gimli's head. Greetings, Anuion ________ Yamaha xj600 history Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:50 AM. |
02-14-2003, 11:54 AM | #1085 |
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All thats missing is the dunces hat! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-14-2003, 04:24 PM | #1086 |
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Legolas "if i hold my head in this particular way the wind catches my hair just enough to look dramatic but not so much as to muss up my hair, i am indeed the prince of mirkwood, if only Aragorn would take this kind of care!"
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02-14-2003, 06:55 PM | #1087 |
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Aragorn:"Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?"
Legolas:"Some hills, some clouds, some rocks. What are you, blind?"
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02-15-2003, 09:12 PM | #1088 |
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Legolas: I see... Oh, yes of course, my reflection in a lake over younder. I do look good, my cheekbones belong in a museum, and my hair is the fairest of all.
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02-15-2003, 09:25 PM | #1089 |
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Gandalf: Look? What is that brown cloud on the sky?
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02-17-2003, 09:11 AM | #1090 |
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Pippin: Look, Merry! We've died and gone to heaven!
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02-17-2003, 12:58 PM | #1091 |
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Nice pic. Is it Pippin and Merry discovering Saruman's supplies?
Here's the caption. Newsreader: We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. Pippin and Merry A.K.A. Hans and Grittel have disscovered the candyhouse of the wich. They ate it completly and are now on the run. Pippin: Hehe we shure showed that wich. Never underestemate the metabolism of a Hobbit. *They both walk in the sunset laughing evily* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Greetings, Anuion ________ Think mill Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:50 AM. |
02-17-2003, 02:30 PM | #1092 |
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Pippin: Wow! Lookat all this food Merry!
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02-17-2003, 04:16 PM | #1093 |
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Oh, oh, oh! I love that picture, I hope it's in RotK! *does a little dance*
Okay... Merry: "Don't look so happy, Pip. Gandalf says we have to spin this food into gold before morning or it's off with our heads."
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02-17-2003, 04:35 PM | #1094 |
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Merry: Remember I said that maybe It was not a good idea that we left the Shire, well I totally take that line back. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-17-2003, 09:31 PM | #1095 |
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Pippin: Well if this is what happens on a mission....quest....thing then I'm getting another one!
Merry: pipeweed!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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02-18-2003, 04:22 AM | #1096 |
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Pippin:wow merry .... look at the size of that cabbage .
Merry: And you thought Farmer Maggots was big!
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02-18-2003, 07:47 AM | #1097 |
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is it too early? Oh well...
[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]
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02-18-2003, 08:18 AM | #1098 |
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Sam: *flap* *flap* *flap* Mr.Frodo?! Am I flying yet?
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02-18-2003, 09:35 AM | #1099 |
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Sam:MR FRODO LOOOK!!!
Frodo:*thinks* just keep looking away and wrap myself in my bathrobe like jacket and nobody will notice.... Not so good but hey i tried....
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02-18-2003, 09:42 AM | #1100 |
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Sam: (whispers to Frodo) These people don't look nothin' like us, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: I know, Sam. Just keep walking and don't look at them. *thinks to self* although their clothing looks warmer! Sam: *thinks to self* Mr. Frodo looks cold, maybe I should get out my fryin' pan, and bang one of these on the head, and steal his nice warm-lookin' clothes for Mr. Frodo. Frodo: *Thinks to self* I hope Sam doesn't get any big ideas!
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02-18-2003, 09:49 AM | #1101 |
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(Grond, Warg shaped battering ram) I've wanted to put this up for a while, but didn't know what to say about it. Can you guys think of anything? [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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02-18-2003, 10:48 AM | #1102 |
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Grond: If these Orcs keep shoving on my butt and ramming my nose into the wall I'm going to let one fly. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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02-18-2003, 04:41 PM | #1103 |
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Grond: Can someone let me out of here? Please, I have been here way too long, I don't think we are really going to have to go into battle.
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02-18-2003, 05:35 PM | #1104 |
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Grond:"When they asked for volunteers to head up the battering ram division I had no idea they meant like this!!"
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02-18-2003, 09:27 PM | #1105 |
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Grond: "Hey, forget those fluffy hyenas. This is how a Warg should look."
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02-19-2003, 02:16 AM | #1106 |
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First I'd like to say well done to everyone who has posted they're great at times I was almost literally ROFLing. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Also I hope you don't mind but I've put together a collection (to email around) and I'm up to my 3rd page (should be 4th I put too many on the first one).
Sorry that is way off the point. But I kinda want to ask your permisson. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Grond:Is my surgery finished yet? I've gotten a bit stiff over the years. I kinda want to get out to war now. This is my first go so sorry it's not that good.
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02-19-2003, 06:06 AM | #1107 |
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Frodo: Ring...getting....heavier! Faramir: Oh, come on Frodo. We don't have time for this.
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02-19-2003, 10:17 AM | #1108 |
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Frodo: Oh jeez!! My hand! You idiot you shot me in my hand!!!!
Faramir: Umm.....*points to guy beside him* He did it?
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02-19-2003, 11:21 AM | #1109 |
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Frodo: Don't worry precious, I won't let this jerk take you from me. Just don't you worry. I have you. Even if he is bigger than me, and probably stronger than me, I will never let him take you, NEVER!
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02-19-2003, 11:47 AM | #1110 |
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Frodo: Oh, the pain! The pain! I can't take it anymore! Sauron's trying to get me! I can't go on! No, no!
Faramir: Not again! Frodo, no matter what you say, I'm taking you to Gondor and that's FINAL! Frodo: Oh please. Let me go! Faramir: Don't try to make me feel sorry for you. Oh come on, Frodo. Not the puppy eyes. I know, not very funny but it was my first time. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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02-19-2003, 11:56 AM | #1111 |
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Lady Iverin I thought it was funny, don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone has a different idea about what is amusing. And everyone's funny bone is tickled in a different way. That's why this is so funny, because you can get such a variety here.
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02-19-2003, 12:36 PM | #1112 |
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Faramir: (something comes over him) I am so sorry poor Frodo, I have been so mean, I am going to let you go!
Frodo: Finally he realizes this was not in the book, precious, yes precious, he is going to let us go, yey!
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02-19-2003, 12:58 PM | #1113 |
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Faramir: You're coming to Gondor!
Frodo: No way! Faramir: Yes you are! Come on! Frodo: Look, I'll toss you for it. Heads or tails? Faramir: Heads Frodo: *tosses the ring, looks at it* ...Sorry Faramir, it's tails! Faramir: Aww man! Dad's gonna be well annoyed! [ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]
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02-19-2003, 01:07 PM | #1114 |
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Faramir: Well crying's not going to make it any better!
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02-19-2003, 01:24 PM | #1115 |
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Frodo: My palm is so itchy!
Faramir: Doesn't that mean you'll be finding some money soon?
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02-19-2003, 01:30 PM | #1116 |
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Frodo: gosh Faramir you let one rip and I'm losing control of my hand!
Faramir: Eomer did
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02-19-2003, 01:42 PM | #1117 |
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(You know, we may want to start another thread for this, it's beginning to take a long time to look at.)
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02-19-2003, 01:50 PM | #1118 |
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Legolas: Oh no! The sun is coming up! Quick! Shoot it down! Shoot it down!
Gimli: *Is too mesmerised by the spinning axe to say anything*
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02-19-2003, 01:53 PM | #1119 |
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Legolas: What am I doing on a note pad?
Gimli: Girls dig us
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02-19-2003, 01:57 PM | #1120 |
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Is it just me or is Legolas holding that bow-string a little funky? Like - with just his ring finger??
Gimli: "What are you aiming at elf? The enemy is behind us! Stupid elf... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] "
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