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07-09-2006, 12:41 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
Posts: 952
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Pippin: Merry? Is that a talking muffin?
Merry: I think it's a talking muffin, Pip.
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07-09-2006, 01:53 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world
Posts: 155
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Orcs in background: maybe nobody woud notice if we nibbled an arm off
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07-09-2006, 02:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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... When cable arrived to Arda, no one could be distracted, not even orc prisoners.
Orc: It's so clear, and so many channels! All Orcs: OoooOOOh! Pippin: ... I thought once we turned the tele on, we'd bolt! Merry: ... So did I. Can't... Stop... Watching... ~ Aesthete
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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07-09-2006, 08:10 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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When you're caught with your fist punched through the nest in question it's a little hard to deny killing those pesky birds on your neighbor's property...
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07-09-2006, 10:34 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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After running all day the line to the portable bathroom was extremely long!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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07-10-2006, 01:42 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
Posts: 2,983
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Merry: Perhaps playing Cops and Robbers with the Uruk-hai was a bad idea...
OR Pippin: What's for dinner? Uruk-hai: *licks their lips* Pippin: Ohh....
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07-10-2006, 02:17 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Merry: "This reminds me of that other scary thing that happened when I was a lad - when Lobelia asked me to hold a new hank of wool for her while she wound it into a ball."
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Gordon's alive!
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07-10-2006, 03:15 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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A new episode of Hobbits Holiday's From Hell
or 'How did we get roped into this one then Pippin?'
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07-10-2006, 03:25 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world
Posts: 155
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Merry: I told you eating the food the orcs gave us would be a bad idea
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07-10-2006, 03:54 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Spiderman suddenly appears in Middle Earth:
Merry: "But we're not the bad guys; why are you tying us up?" Pippin: "I don't think he's listening."
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07-10-2006, 07:24 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Merry began to wonder if the "charm bracelet" that Galadriel had given him was perhaps less of a gift & more of a tool to keep him from pilfering more from her lembas pantry.
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07-11-2006, 12:49 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The Hobbits had very little success selling insurance door to door in Mordor.
OR Merry: Please, sir, I want some more! Sauron: But I've already given you 50 Orcs!
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07-11-2006, 06:43 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Punishment for parking offences in the U.K.
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07-11-2006, 08:05 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Merry and Pippin stole the cookies from Saruman's cookie jar.
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07-11-2006, 08:08 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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MERRY: It's all your fault Pippin! Why didn't you pull your weight? If we'd lynched Ugluk we could still have saved the village...but your refusal to contribute analysis...
PIPPIN: Aw, who cares, it's only a game anyway...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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07-11-2006, 10:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Claiming to be a part of pee-wee's playhouse, Pippin and Merry try to use the 'secret word'...
Merry: Ah... I have new jogging shoes, Pippin, I better run! Pippin: That's sounds fun Merry, why don't we run for it together... Orcs: Don't worry, we'll make sure you don't cut and run! ~Aesthete
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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07-12-2006, 01:05 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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Merry and Pippin realize too late that they've wandered into the Killing Club Meet, not the Grilling Club Meet.
OR Pippin: I don't think this is the All You Can Eat Buffet. Merry: Told you we should have asked for directions.
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07-12-2006, 01:29 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,538
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Stealing from you, my friend...
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07-12-2006, 08:29 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Merry and Pip choked on their gum when they heard the orcs chant...
All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by all ablebodied patrons in the bar. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out!!
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07-13-2006, 03:36 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The Hobbits were confused as to why their Christmas carol team wasn't attracting a crowd, and why most people were running away from them.
It was probably the fact that it was July. OR Pippin: Please sir, if you do not buy one of our Orcs, my brother here will go insane! *nudges Merry* Merry: Oh...right... erm... Wooo!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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07-14-2006, 07:52 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Pippin: "Merry, can't you get us a new picture?"
Merry: "Sorry Pip, but my hands are kind've tied on this one..."  yes, yes, I know you're waiting for it to get to the next page, Hookbill... yes, yes, I know Gurthang - "Bad puns abound" - you don't have to tell me
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07-14-2006, 08:11 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Orc: Yarr! That'll teach you runts won't it?
Merry(meekly): Can I have some more rope?
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07-14-2006, 08:59 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Quote:
 It tries to read our mind, my precious! Anyway... Merry and Pippin's magic show wasn't going so well when their tour came to Mordor! Pippin: And now... erm... the amazing Merry-o will escape from these ropes while suspended over a vat of boiling lava... as requested by Sauron.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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07-14-2006, 10:59 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Duel of Doom.
Merry: "I'm sick and tired of this."
Pippin: "Don't worry. A new picture is on the way!"  Morgoth: "I am the Hammer of Doom!" Fingolfin: "I am the trickster who steals the Hammer of Doom!" OR Fingolfin: "Ich bin ein Berliner!" Morgoth: "Yea! And I'm a jelly covered doughnut!" Fingolfin: "What I said was perfectly grammatical German!" Morgoth: "That's beside the point! Germany doesn't exist at this point in history!"
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07-14-2006, 11:03 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Morgoth: I'm sorry, you must be this tall to enter Angband.
OR Morgoth: I'm sorry, you must be at least this dead to leave Middle Earth! Muhahaha! OR yet! After this, no one dared to try and sell double-glazing at Angband.
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07-14-2006, 11:37 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Fingolin: Who invited Thor to the costume party?
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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07-14-2006, 11:44 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Tolkien's original dialogue
"I've stood on shards of glass bigger than you!"
"Oh yeah? Well I've killed beasts more handsome than you!" "Oh yeah? Well I crushed your father with my bare hands!" "Well......yo momma." "Oh no you didn't...." and so on...
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07-14-2006, 12:03 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,458
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Despite being hopelessy badly coordinated Morgoth cannot resist Fingolfin's challenge that he pat his head and rub his tummy at the same time.....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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07-14-2006, 12:06 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Of all the forms Morgoth could have chosen he choose to be an oversized orc!
or Fingolfin: *thinking* I know I cannot beat him in might but perhaps if I hold my sword in defiance just long enough he will succumb.
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07-14-2006, 02:26 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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For some reason Morgoth finds a Jerry Lee Lewis song playing in his mind....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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07-14-2006, 03:49 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,845
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Stone 1 : Arghh, I can't stand it; I really want to help him!
Stone 2 : Forget it Josti. We are inanimate objects, there is nothing you can do about it!
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07-14-2006, 04:14 PM
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Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
Posts: 4,240
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Fingolfin: 'I am High King of the Noldor!'
Bouncer: 'For the last time - your name's not down - you're not comin' in!' |
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07-14-2006, 06:46 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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World Cupish
Poor Fingolfin was about to get much more than just a headbutt for insulting Morgoth's mother & sister...
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07-14-2006, 06:56 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Fingolfin: I am Arthur, King of the Britons...
Morgoth: No, you're Fingolfin. Fingolfin: A duck! Morgoth: Yes, you are a quack. OR Fingolfin: The Pen is mightier than the Sword! But, I have no pen. Now, if I had paper, I could paper cut him to death. But then, who is to say he does not have some secret army of scissors at his dispo...*squash* |
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07-14-2006, 07:02 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Morgoth is teaching Fingolfin that it is unpolite to point at someone with a sword, even if it is very shiny. . .
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07-14-2006, 08:24 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Monty Python Strikes Again!! Mwhahaha!!!
Morgoth: Stop. Who would cross the Plain of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the Mountain he see.
Fingolfin: Oh fine, ask the questions. Morgoth: What is your name? Fingolfin: Fingolfin, High King of the Noldor Morgoth: What is your quest? Fingolfin: To slay the Dark Lord Morgoth. Morgoth: What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Fingolfin: I...what? *squish* OR Morgoth: I am a knight who says "Ni!" Fingolfin: And what a mighty knee you have!! OR EVEN Fingolfin: But you have no arms!! Morgoth: What in MY name are you talking about!? I still have arms!!! Fingolfin: So you do... My bad.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-15-2006, 12:53 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Morgoth: For the last time, it's not a skirt!
 OR Fingolfin: *Looks at the small door behind Morgoth* Wait. How did you fit through that? Morgoth: You don't want to know!
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07-15-2006, 04:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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At the Beleriand Costume Ball Fingolfin says to Morgoth: You don't look anything like a Balrog, where's your wings?
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07-15-2006, 04:09 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,845
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Morgoth: So you started this cursed thread !
Fingolfin: What! I thought you did. . . . In this moment Morgoth and Fingolfin discoverd that there was no reason for them to fight and became the best of friends. All anger was now directed towards Hookbill The Goomba ! ( I know it should say Robin Headstrong, but by now I think Hookbill has a greater claim to this thread )
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07-15-2006, 06:26 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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(rather inspired by CoD)
Morgoth was a notorious cheat at 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Fingolfin: Wait, there's no mention of a hammer nooo arrrrrrrghhh Or... Christian faces down Apollyon. Or... Fingolfin: I will face you down you evil...oh my, what spikey shinguards you have... Morgoth: All the better to squish you with! Or... The Middle-earthian version of the statue of Liberty went horribly wrong. Or... Fingolfin: I'm Lord Fingolfin, savvy? Or... Morgoth: You green-blooded, pointy-eared Vulcan! (Look at Fingy's left knee...) Or... Fingolfin's hair wasn't white until he faced down the giant, blackened, spiky Lord of Evil.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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